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Wife's Best Friend

A few years ago I began testerone therapy for low test. For the first year, I had to go to the doctors office and get a shot, which was difficult trying to get my employer to give me the time off. I changed doctors to one that allowed me to self injections or have someone inject me that felt comfortable in doing so.

My wife's best friend, Lesley, lives 2 houses down from us. She was a dental assistant, but changed careers and became an educator to be home with her 2 kids when they were gorwning up. My wife said she just couldn't do it, but ask Lesley if she minded. Of course she didn't mind. I get one injection each week, and for the first few months things were pretty normal except her flirting, which she does even when my wife is around. Then I went over one Saturday morning and she was home alone. So I pulled my shorts down a little and she pulled them down a little more until it felt like my entire ass was exposed. The happened every week for several weeks, and one day she slapped my ass and said, "I see more of your ass than I do John's (her husband)".
A few months pass, and I go over to have my injection, only this time she her daughter it home from college, so she asked me to step into their guest bathroom. We walk in and she told me to lean on the sink and vanity. She sat down on the toilet, and I pulled my shorts down pretty much as she'd been pulling them down. But now she had a mirror to see that my shorts were riding just above my pubic area, and that there was stubble where I shave.

"Do you shave your pubic area?" She asked. I told her that I did. "Do shave everything? Like your balls too?" And I said "yes". She said, "OMG. John doesn't. Like is it difficult to shave there?" And I just told her I had to be careful and certain way the hair grows, requires shaving a certain direction. "Can I see? I've never seen a shaved one before in person. Well, actually, John's is the only one I've ever seen period." So I agreed, and pulled my shorts down exposing everything. I was getting a little bit of a semi election, so my cock was a little fuller and longer than normal. I'm looking in the mirror and she's peeking around looking at my cock. Then her hand reached around and started rubbing my smooth balls. I immediately became erect, and I turned toward her. Still seated on the toilet, my cock was inches from her face. She grabbed my cock and put me into her mouth.
She didn't seem sure what to do, so she just kept holding her mouth while I fucked it. I grabbed her by the hair and started driving deeper . She gagged a couple if times and looked up at me, unsure if I was enjoying it. I pulled it out and told her to focus on the head and use her hands to jack me off. I lasted no time. I shot every ounce into her mouth. She just stopped at my load dripped from her lips onto the floor. She obviously wasn't a swallower, however l'm sure some went down. We started trying to hurry since we'd been in there too long and her daughter was in the den watching TV.

"I've never had a penis in my mouth. No even John's. I always thought I wouldn't like it and afraid he would and want me to keep doing it. He's begged me too for years." I couldn't believe I was her first. We haven't funded, but I have had her topless and played and sucked her tits and she's given me a out 10 blow jobs. She arill has not sucked her husband's.

When Mom's Drunk

When the pandemic started, I started masturbating in front of my mom when she was drunk. Meaning I could do it pretty much any time after 12. She always walked into my room. One day when she opened the door, I was masturbating. I turned in my chair so she could see me and kept doing it. It took her a long time to react, but she finally apologized, closed the door and went to the kitchen. I followed her, and when she sat down, I stood right in front of her and finished. She kind of froze, then sat there and let me cum all over her. It felt so good, and I was so excited to see my cum all over her that I told her thank you.
The next day, she was stumble drunk by the time I went to have lunch. When I sat down all I could think about was how exciting it felt to cum all over her. I opened my pants and sat right across from her and masturbated.
I said, mom, thank you for letting me cum on you yesterday, it felt so good. It embarrassed her so bad, but she didn't say anything. I got up, went around the table and rubbed my cock right beside her again. I told her I was going to cum and the next thing I knew it was all over the side of her face and her shoulder. I actually cleaned my cock with her hair and thanked her at the same time. Then I went to my room. After that I just went to her to cum on her. She never said anything, she didn't stop me, she just sat there with her face all red and let me.
It's gone farther since. She will masturbate me now. In the morning, if I tell her she can't have a drink until she sucks my cock, she'll do it. When I thank her now, she even says, you're welcome.

I Found My Sister's Escort Ad

Occasionally I fuck an escort just for fun. I very often scan the ads just to see what is out there. I never in a million years thought to look in the town I grew up in because I live a bit away now.

Recently I was planning a visit and thought i'd check to see what pussy was being peddled in my old town. My Jaw dropped when I saw ads for me sister. She blurred her face a bit, but I know my sister when I see her. Plus the background is clearly her house that I have been in many times. It is her.

She 40 and she bills herself as a "cougar" and from what I see from reviews she is fucking pretty steady for cash and getting lots of very happy returns. i should be upset, angry, or confront her but what good would that do? She is an adult. Me confronting her, may be the right thing to do but she'd be humiliated and it damage our friendship.

What is really wrong is not only did i look at her nude ad pictures on several sites, I read her reviews, and it gets me off to hear what my sister does with strangers for money. Reading about multiple guys talking about how she swallowed for them or let them cum all over her smiling face just makes me cum so hard thinking of my sweet sister like that. Apparently, according her her reviewers she is the best bbbj in town and sucks better than a vacuum. lol I read about how wet and tight her pussy is for a cougar, or how she love to ride guys while they play with her nipples (she has huge tits). There was even a review from a couple where a guy was talking about plowing her doggy, while my sister's face was buried in his wife's pussy! omg

I check her review everyday. There is not always a new on but when there is I jerk off thinking of her doing this stuff.

My Lustful Son

Hello everyone. My name is Marsha and I'm a 54-year old widow. Almost two years ago I moved in with my 28-year old son. I was working at a hospital in front office and as the pandemic was getting worse and the hospital was getting busier they were looking to reduce non-medical staff and replace us with doctors and nurses. I had 25 years of service and elected to take the generous package they were offering. My house was paid and I had no debt. My son asked me if I wanted to move in with him to save on expenses. Since I was alone and didn't need the big house I rented mine and moved in with him. It was a win win. I had some nice income coming in and he had me to help him around the house. It actually was nice to have someone to take care of again.

As the year progressed we got very close since we didn't go out much an were always together. Eddie wasn't dating, but I noticed he began spending a lot of time alone in his room. When I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged it off. Being the nosey mommy that I am I listened by his door one night and heard him on the phone. He was having phonesex. I knew about it, but never knew anyone that did it. A few days later we were watching TV and I told him that I heard him on the phone and asked him to tell me about it. Tell me what excitement he got from talking to someone on the phone. He explained it was a way for him to play out his fantasies and explore things he never did before. I was very intrigued by this and asked him if he would mind if I listened the next time he did it. He asked me if I wanted to watch him. I said sure. He arranged to do it that night. He told me to wait about 10 minutes before coming in. What I heard and saw next was both shocking and exciting. My son was on his bed naked, stroking his cock while talking to a woman. He had her on speaker so I could hear both sides of the conversation. She was telling him how much she loved sucking his hard cock while he played with her pussy. He told her how much he loved the taste of her and that he couldn't wait to fuck her.

As they got more into it and began getting very graphic I found myself getting turned on. I was getting very wet and my nipples got hard. I eventually got undressed and started playing with my pussy. He told her about me and that I was pleasing myself. Then I heard her say to him....Eddie, you know you want her. Take her now! I froze and Eddie came over and began licking my nipples and working his way down my belly until he got to my pussy. He kissed and licked me. He began to finger me. I was so turned on and I just blurted out that I wanted his cock. While stroking it he brought it up to my mouth and I was now sucking my own sons hard cock. It felt amazing.

We played with each other until he told me he wanted to fuck me, he's wanted this for awhile. I didn't even think about the situation, I just let him fuck me. The girl on the phone hungup and Eddie and I were making love and fucking like longtime lovers. He was talking dirty to me and before I knew it so was I. Telling him to fuck me, fuck me hard., pound my pussy baby.

We wound up fucking for hours and spent the entire night together. It was the first night of the next 1+ years of pure sexual bliss.

Marsha

I Cheated With My Son's Roomate

I did not plan this. I am still in shock it happened. But it happened and it's my fault, I just hope no one ever finds out.

My son brought his college roommate home for Christmas because he had no place to go. I thought he has went out with my husband and son and I was a lone. I was pleasuring myself with a vibe when I looked up and he was watching.

I didn't say no. I was so close to climaxing that I just let it happen and he fucked me right there on the couch.

I felt so horrible right after but he swore he'd never tell.

Amazing Sex

End of junior year of high school my gf dumped me but she had a friend who I used to flirt with that began reaching back out.

She was a short Asian girl that seemed to always hit it off with me when we were in HS and a year older than me.

I heard some stories of her but didn’t really believe them because she seemed like a religious girl at my local church but one day we ended up flirting and she confessed she always wanted to suck my dick.

She took me in her mouth one day after school in the parking lot and had this slutty kink. She loved to call me daddy and wanted me to fuck her anywhere. Anytime I could get some alone time with her I was rocking her pussy. I was so amazed at how well my dick slid in because she was always wet around me and even said it fit like a glove. She also never wanted me to use a condom and told me numerous times to cum in her. Because of her I learned how to fuck good. She taught me how to give backshots and make rough sex. My ex eventually found out I was fucking her friends brains out and wanted to get back with me. I never did but at one point I was fucking her in the same places I was fuckingthe asian girl.

I could feel the difference in pussy, my ex had an amazing body but there is nothing that compares to a tight Asian pussy you can just pound away at in any position and cum in.

I Love Him But...

I love my husband but honestly he has a small dick. It was ok when he was young because he is super hot in a rugged manly way that made me wet all the time. He also use to take much more care in eating me out and pleasing me with toys and other ways. The fuck part was mostly about him and I got mine normally before and often after too. He is also a great man, who works hard, loves his family and is supportive of me.

After a few years of marriage, he still looks good, but is kinda gaining weight and in not trying as hard to please me in bed. I honestly have not climaxed with him in over a year but he certainly has got to fuck me and gets off plenty. It's been frustrating for me because I love him but want to feel him in me, but even when I am on top a barely feel it and normally just fake if for him. I guess with work, kids and life, he just doesn't have the time to put in the effort with his mouth and toys any more. I know he loves me but I just got tired of doing the job alone with my viberator.

Dropping the kids off at school is how I met Jeff. He is a soon to be single dad going through a divorce. It started out as several of us getting coffee but it end up being me and Jeff having coffee at his place. And well... you know... he asked to fucked me and i was so desperate for good sex I was kind of waiting for him to make his move.

Omg Jeff has a real man shlong! His dick is not massive but next to my husbands tiny winy I'll take his 7 inches any fucking day. He is not a great lover, and not as good as my husband was when we where young. But he has a dick that at least I feel in me and if I ride it I know I am gonna cum if he tries of not. I am fucking him 3 or 4 times a week. We drop the kids off, and then I walk back to his apartment and fuck him before we go on with our day.

He use to use condoms but I needed to feel the big dick explode in me so now he cums in me. I actually secretly went back on the pill because i honestly would not know who was the father, my husband or Jeff if I got pregnant.

I know it is cheating, but since my husband's sex pretty much does nothing for me, it's not like I slowed down because of this. My husband still gets what he always gets, the only difference is I get mine too, and I am a much more loving and chill wife than before.

My Moms Ex Boyfriend

I was on a dating app and I happened to come across my moms ex boyfriend! He was actually one I liked and my admits she should had reconnected with him but that’s too late now. Or so I thought

But anyways I decided to message him. After chatting for a bit I told him who I was. He remembered me but I he hadn’t seen me since I was 15. So we decided to meet.

Next day I met him at a coffee place. We sat and talked for like 2 hours. Till things got heated. He caught a glimpse of my thong that was poking out of my jeans. Then asked what I was doing later. I just blantly said hopefully going to your place.

He laughed and said I was thinking getting food but let’s go to my place.

This guy is 56 but looks great for his age. Sexy salt and pepper hair and I found out a great body!

When we got to his house our clothes came off pretty quick. I was laying on his bed in just my bra and thong while he took off his jeans. He had on Calvin Klein white briefs. He was definitely rocking those tighty whities so well. He was hot! Then his briefs came off. I was greeted by a big uncut cock! No wonder my mom said she misses him

This guy was good too. His oral skills were unbelievable and he could fuck so good. I lost track of time. I was caught up in sex. Then finally he was filling my pussy full of cum. It felt amazing. Once he pulled out I ducked his uncut dick clean.

Once we both caught our breath we got dressed then he took me out to get something to eat. My thong was pretty soaked with his cum that was leaking out of me. I didn’t tell him that though. He might had liked to know that I bet.

Haven’t told my mom who I found on a dating app yet. But Friday I’m planning on going to his place again. This time I plan to stay all night.

My Home Towns Mayor

I think it’s very funny that everyone thinks my home town mayor is a nice quiet small town guy. Well to tell the truth he is a great guy. Very nice loving guy. Cares about his community. And also loves to have me suck his dick. Lol.

When he got elected 3 years ago a friend bet me that I couldn’t suck off our new mayor. So I gladly took that bet. I figured it wouldn’t be hard to suck a 55 year olds dick.

Only a month I to his term I sucked his dick. Had picture proof of his hairy dick in my mouth to show my friend. Funny thing was it turned into regular head. I was sucking his dick frequently. It was always sexy to go to his office after hours and have him sit at his desk. I open his pants up. Pull his tighty whities under his balls and suck him. He has a thick 6 inch cut dick. So nothing special but he has pretty big loads. And pretty hairy too.

One day feeling all slutty I was sitting on his lap in his chair and I took my jeans off. I’m grinding on him in my pink lace thong. I could feel he was hard through his pants. Next thing I know he’s cumming in his pants! Didn’t expect that! He opened up his pants and then opened up his tighty whities. Cum filled! It was a mess in there! He cleaned up with some tissues.

After a year of just giving him blowjobs I decided I wanted to fuck him. I premuch informed him one day when I went to his office. My jeans and thong came off. I put a condom on him and he bent me over his desk. Let me say that man could fuck! He also knew how to eat pussy!

By the time we were fucking he was inviting me over to his house so we’d have more privacy and a big bed to fuck in. Sure enough I was at his house two to 5 times a week. Thing progressed even more. After like 8 months of fucking with a condom I told him one day I’m on birth control and showed him my clean std tests I just got. He went and got a full physical and std check.

Since he was clean too he started fucking me bare and cummimg in my pussy. Such a turn on that is. And his big loads make it fun. They always leak out. Sometimes he pulls out and cums on my body.

Fun fact is that everyone’s favorite mayor used to have a very hairy dick. Well about a year ago he started shaving all the hair off. Yep he thought I’d love it avd I do. His dick hair free looks huge and it’s sexy. Took him a while to get used to it but now he loves being bald in his tighty whities

Just a few weeks ago I let him take my anal virginity. What an experience. Boy was my asshole sore!

My mom who’s single since my parents divorced years ago knows I’m pretty sexually active. She always is curious who I’m seeing so much. Then I just said the man I’m fucking is on the front page of the news paper. She looked and saw the mayor then looked at me. She had many questions!

Party Hard

When I was 15 my parents got divorced.
For two years my mom would drink heavily and throw parties at the house. Or go out clubbing or to bars. She would get picked up or pick up a guy.
She had a party at our house
Her and a friend got trashed. Several men took turns on her and a friend.
I watched she was to drunk to know I was there.
Several men fucked and came in her mouth.
I watched when they were done. They left her on the bed legs open.
They pretty much filed out with the end of free booze.
My mom's naked body legs wide open
I walked in hard dick ready. I spent fourth plus minutes fucking and cumming in her sloppy used pussy.
The four guys who fucked her got blamed for her pregnancy. She tracked all four guys down had them DNA tested. None of them matched she was devastated and depressed. She vented to me she feels like useless whore with a 7 year old kid. I suddenly felt extremely hard and wanted to fuck her on the table we where sitting at. At the same time I felt extremely guilty and ashamed.