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Mom Advice

I’ve had a thing for my mother ever since I hit puberty. She’s gotten a little chub on since then but always had an amazing pair of double d’s. Things started out small when I would use her worn panties to get myself off and thought it was hot as fuck imagining doing things with her while smelling her scent. Eventually one day she found a pair in my room and questioned me about it but I made some random excuses and she never brought it up again. I stopped for a while but still thought about her while beating my meat. Flash forward a while and while helping set up a new phone for her I stumbled across the jackpot. Dozens of pictures of her in lingerie, costumes, and full nude. It was one of the best things that could have happened to me so I secretly put most of them on my phone and have used them ever since. Knowing exactly what she looked like under her usually conservative clothing turned me on so much. After that I got more bold and have tried peaking as many glances as I can and “accidentally” brushing against her more. Then one week my dad had to go handle a problem with my grandparents so left me and my mother alone in the house. Things were relaxed and normal but then at night she would insist I go sleep in her bed because she gets lonely. At first we kept to each side but then I got bold and started to spoon her. Within a few seconds I got rock hard and she could feel my dick pressing onto her ass through our underwear. She shifted slightly so my dick wasn’t pushing right on her crack but didn’t say or do anything else. I hardly got any sleep that night thinking about how hot it was. The second and third night went the exact same. On the fourth afternoon I was in my room when I heard her call my name to come help download something on her phone, when I walked out to help she was naked apart from some pale green panties. In front of me in full view was her figure and full double d’s with light pink nipples, and panties hugging her ass. I helped her then went straight back to my room and worked one out. That night we did the same but nothing went any further. It’s been a few years since then and nothing has really happened apart from once when I overheard her talking on the phone to a friend and heard her say she got really jealous whenever I would bring a girl home and take her to my room. I always think about how things might have gone differently and regret not trying anything further. You have no idea how bad I want to feel what it would be like to hear her moan out while I pound her. Does anyone have thoughts on what I should do?

I Sold My Body To Pay The Bills

A couple years ago my husband ended up in jail for his 3rd DUI. Lost his job, lost everything, leaving me with our son all alone for 18 months. A friend who cleaned houses for a living offered to give me one of her bigger clients to get me started and help me make some money.

First day of cleaning this millionaires house whose married to the fakest woman I've ever seen, with five kids and he starts flirting with me. Long story short I'm cleaning one of the kid rooms when he starts telling me how he knows about my situation and he can pay me extra if I'm willing to "go the extra mile".

I'm not dumb, I knew all along what he was getting at. I ask him what he had in mind and he tells me to pull down my pants and bend over so he can show me. Then he's behind me rubbing between my legs and smelling my vagina.

With his nose touching m vagina he asks "Whens the last time this pussy has been fucked?". I tell him it had been close to a year which was true and he asks if he can "fix that problem". I nodded too nervous to say anything, and next thing I know he's fucking me on his 4 year old daughters bed.

He was rough, never let me sit up just fucked me bent over. When he finished he pulled my underwear all the way up telling me not to get cum on her sheets. He pulled my underwear up so hard and fast that it hurt like hell. Then he threw several hundred dollar bills on the bed and left the room.

I finished cleaning the house that day felling gross but happy I could afford some groceries after picking up my son from school. This became a weekly thing for this client and after a couple months recommended me to one of his rich friends.

For the better part of a year I only worked two days a week cleaning two different houses, letting two different married men have sex with me and I made more than enough money to keep the lights on and food on the table.

The crazy thing is I don't regret it at all. I actually started to enjoy it and look forward to it. One of the husbands actually gave me over a thousand dollars one day when he asked me to wear some sexier underwear and not my usual "granny panties". I told him I couldn't afford any new underwear so he gave me a bunch of money. I went out and spent about half of it at Victoria secret buying a few push up bras and sexy panties for him.

I never lied to my husband either. I'd visit him in jail regularly and while he was hurt I made it very clear it was his fault and I had no other choice. I left out the part about actually enjoying it.

Once a month we were able to do extended family visits with my husband. I remember it being very thrilling having just had sex with a stranger and then the same day having sex with my husband.

Blackmail Handjob

Couple years back i found out that my friends mom worked at a rub N tug. I told her I knew and that i woukd tell her family if she didn't give me an example of work she gives to other's. She wasn't too happy that I found out but she did agree to give me a helping hand. She told me to come back the next day so I did. I had a spare class and in the time I went back over while everyone else was at work or school. I walk into there place and she was in the kitchen. I asked her are we doing this? She turned grabbing my balls and told me to shut the fuck up! I though I was done like she didn't care and the husband was going walk out and beat the shit out of me but the exact opposite happened. She got down on her knees pulling my pants down and told me that this is only happening once so make sure remember all of it. She started stroking my cock and messaging my balls. She told me to make it quick byt u was trying to hold out aslong as possible. She kept going and going are you almost there? Not even close isaid, she stopped repositioned and then felt her warm mouth wrap around my cock and started sucking faster and faster. Her saying come on fucking cum...cum on me, I pulled my dick out and shot my load all over her, face, hair tits her clothes. She wasn't too happy that I blew it on her face but whatever I think she understood cuz she was laughing about while getting cleaned. We still see each other from time to time and we just carried on with our lives. And yes I remember all of it every detail.

Three's Company

Three years back I had trouble with a neighbour who lives across the street. He accused me of fucking his wife when he was drunk one evening.
Drunk pretty much describes his usual state of being.
I'd not had sex with his wife at all. She'd apparently got hold of a picture an old girlfriend took of me naked and fully erect.

I'm well endowed and my ex and I had been messing about when she took the pic.
His wife was from what I found out, showing her eldest daughter what their neighbour looked like naked, hence the suspicion of her husband.
It caused no end of grief for me at the time, but it didn't actually get to physical violence.

About six months after it all began I got speaking to Mel, the eldest daughter, and she made it pretty obvious she wanted sex.
A few days later I was fucking her in my home and boy did she prove to be a dirty little bitch.
Oral sex, vaginal, anal, some fisting and lots and lots of double fucking using a dildo she owned.

I'm not kidding, one Saturday afternoon she very nearly wore me out from the amount of sex we had. But if you took her out of the bedroom so to speak, she was a very bright and polite young woman.
We stopped having sex, only because she moved away to attend university.
Literally the day after she moved down south to go to University, her mother Tania sent me a message. She'd obviously got my number from Mel, but what I didn't know, is Mel had been telling and describing exactly what we got upto sexually.

The message read something like "T's out. Can I call over".
I replied that she could and a few minutes later Tania was sat on my sofa wearing a very revealing dress.
It was so revealing from where I sat opposite her, I could see her pussy, with Tania not wearing any knickers.
Her opening comment was "If you're being accused of something you're not doing, and it's constant grief, you might as well be doing it".
That's when she opened her legs fully and told me I can do whatever I liked.
We licked sucked and fucked until my balls were dry and Tania had had countless orgasms. I'd fucked her mouth, pussy and arsehole until we were both shattered.
As I lay between her legs tonguing her holes, after cumming inside of her arse, she told me "Now he's got something to moan about, the drunken fuck".

Our affair is still to this day an ongoing thing. Some days we even fuck when her husband is home. That's because he's too pissed or flaked out to notice.

The title says Three's company. That's because in September this year I had what many men dream of, I had a mother and daughter threesome.
To be fair it was only brief as Mel caught us in their home having sex. But even so I got two beautiful naked women licking and sucking on my cock after I'd been fucking Mels mum all morning. T to his normal state of being, was an early attendee at a mates 'Shed bar'.
With full knowledge of Tania, I had sex with Mel a couple of times whilst she was back home, but sadly only managed that one time with both beautiful ladies.

Tania and I have sex at least three to four times a week. She's forty five, but you'd think from her looks and figure she'd be in her early thirties.
I love having sex with her and wish it could be a permanent thing. She has hinted at it a few times recently, especially after T talked about them moving to the south coast. Back to where he's originally from. Tania has told him she's not moving and his response was to say "I'll go on my own".
They've not had sex in over four years, something I've only just found out. And I'd guess it's the drink that's stunted his libido.
I'm now hoping he sees he's better off back where he was brought up. But I'm not pressing for anything. Not yet anyway.

Younger Years

My husband and I got married after graduating high school. We both worked and enjoyed hanging out with friends. My first cheat happened on a Sunday afternoon we were on a beer bing with friends. We were at a hangout gravel pit were we hang out with friends for years. The girls usually laid out in the sun and the guys would do whatever. My husband was totally drunk so he lay down beside me to sleep it off. I was sleeping beside him . I learned later everyone went home except myself, husband and friend. Is was awaken when I realized our friend was putting himself inside me. I was still fairly drunk I realized it wasn’t my husband. I started an awesome orgasm and he keep pumping me. My husband is a two minute wonder so I wasn’t accosted to sex after my orgasm. He has a big headed tool and was giving me something I never felt before. He finally went like he was tazed and came inside me. I was drunk, not on birth control, and let him come inside me. I got up drained myself, and we continued sex on the tailgate of his truck while my husband was drunk sleeping. He came inside me again. This was my first time being sexually used up. My husband goes to work 2 hours before me so our friend would come over for sex before I went to work. We had sex two times that month and yes I got pregnant. We would have sex on the bed with condoms in the night stand beside us. My body wouldn’t let me tell him to use one. We would meet up for sex about once every week. After birth I worked hard to get my figure back and my lover started having sex with me again. I got pregnant with my second child. After this I got on birth control. We had an affair for three years. My lover finally meet someone and got married. I did have a third child by my husband. I love my husband and we are a happy family. My sex life is not enjoyable because I know there is someone out there who can use me until I’m sexually exhausted. When I have sex with my husband, when I get close close to orgasm my husband comes and gets off. I do a lot of masturbating. My former lover lives 3 hours away and if he wanted to have sex I would probably allow it. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about the sex sessions we had.

What I Found Out

I suspect my son and daughter are having sex i have heard them going to each others bedrooms at night i have listened outside there doors, i can hear the heavy breathing and hear the bed creaking. i thought should i stop them but then i thought back to my i****tuous relationships
about me having sex with my brother we use to go to each others room naked it made it more exciting crossing the landing at night in the dark, except one night i got caught by my uncle who was staying with us over the weekend, he said i wont tell, how about you come to my room tomorrow night I readily agreed, we had had a previous relationship not full sex he use to grope me and i gave him a wank. i went to his room the next night and was it worth it he really know what to do, i decided i would go to his room again the next night i waited till after midnight i opened my door quietly and saw my uncle opening my parents bedroom door and went in and closed the door, i saw my dad sat up on the bed and my sucking his cock.
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Vickey

I'll Get Your Husband And Just For Sport

When I had just turned 18, mere days after my birthday, my best friends dad hit on me out of no place. I mean I have known her whole family for years, stayed over many times, and he never made a move before or even looked at me suspect. So the first time he hit on me I just sort of froze up like a dork .

He was like, "I guess your a woman now huh?"
I looked up from eating my cereal confused, "Ummm... I guess so."
My friend was in the shower and it was just her dad and me in the kitchen area. "Well, your a beautiful young woman, and i hope the boys are giving you what you need." Then he just brushed the hair out of my eyes and came behind me and was rubbing my shoulders and likely looking down my top. When he heard Sara getting out of the shower he stopped and acted normal.

I can't tell you how the brief weird moment changed everything. I froze, in the moment but all day long i con't not stop thinking about fucking him, knowing he was an adult married man. I just felt so turned on that i turned him on. He never looked at me like this before that I knew of. And suddenly, I felt noticed, and wanted by a married man. I don't have a father in my life, never have, maybe that is it. I don't know. But later that day i texted me. "I don't think the boys do give me what I need. I think that would take a real man."

So long story short. A switched lifted in me. Maybe a fetish? I don't know. But now I flirt with older married men constantly and have been to bed with 6 of them (including him) all between the ages 30-50+. It's just for fun, attention, and great sex. I don't mess in their marriages besides discreetly hooking up with them. It's like a game or sport for me to see how many married men I can pull. Two of my six so far where first time cheaters and that was sooo hot ... to know they could not resist me.

I Like Showing Them Off

I have very nice 36 c cup breasts and I love it when guys notice and look. I am not that girl who will get pissed if I see you looking...I'll likely blush and secretly love it.

I am not whore but guess I am an attention whore... I love guys looking at me and giving me thier attention because I am hot. And I know it's mostly my boobs they are looking at but it gets thier attention and I want to feel sexy. I am pretty but more the average side of pretty, if you know what I mean. But my 36 c's on my smaller 5'1 thin body gets me many glares and bumps me to a higher level with guys then the rest of my looks would. And I know when guys glare they are undressing me with their eyes are dreaming of doing filthy things to me and it so turns me on.

I am very shy by nature and have some self esteem issues around body image from my conservative upbringing. My breasts developed early and fast and I got shamed and blamed by my conservative Dad for my body shape. It fucked my head up and I was taught to embrace my shy nature and to hide my body in conservative baggy clothes growing up. So being out on my own and noticed for sexual appeal and getting attention from complete strangers because I turn them on, by just existing, makes me so wet. Guys, it's ok if you don't always remember "my eyes are up here" lol... some girls like it when your eyes wander.

I am trying to get bolder and get over my shyness issues and dress more daring to get more attention and I have pushed myself to even go braless in certain settings. Because I am so shy I just love that guys will start the conversations, lead, buy me drinks, ask me out, it just makes connections easier for me.

I am not a whore. I'll let you gawk at my boobs, I won't say a word if you look down my top (seriously peeks are free), you can flirt me and even say inappropriate comments about my tits and I'll likely just blush or giggle unless it's mean spirited. It doesn't mean I am going to fuck you but you're welcome look all you want, flirt, even talk dirty to me or make suggestive comments... I am an attention whore and I love it. You can be single, married, old, large, unattractive, fat, blading, looks are free and sexual attention will be appreciated by me and knowledged with smile or blush and maybe more.

Oh, and don't get me wrong I am more then a tease. I am no virgin, we could definitely end up hooking up. All I am saying everyone may look, and notice me, regardless if your my dating or hooking up type it's just I am a bit more picky about which guys I do more with.

But my bottom is we are all not the same. Don't assume all women are against being objecified. There are lots of women who like your glares, inappropriate comments, even gentle cat calls. It not wrong to look at us like that. Just pace it, start careful flirty, gage our response, if we are good, if we don't get pissed, push on and "shoot your shot"...you never know. I can tell you that inappropriate looks down my top and racey even dirty comments made by guys I'd not find attractive enough to date still have very often guided my fingers in the bathtub because they gave me undivided attention and went big shooting their shot and pouring attention on me.

Mums Friend

I'm a 62 year old Grandfather, and I would like to tell what happened to me nearly 40 years ago when I was 22. My wife and I had separated, and I was in my mum & dads house one evening ( I was still living in the marital home on my own) when my mum & dad asked me if I wanted to go the pub with them, I declined because I really didn't feel like drinking, so off they went. I continued to watch tv, they had been gone roughly 30 minutes, when the door bell rang, when I answered the door, it was my mum's friend Helen that was standing there. I said to her my mum wasn't in, but as she was here I would make her a coffee, so she said ok then. So she came in and sat down, I went and made her a coffee.

Once I had given her a cup of coffee, I explained my mum & dad had just gone out about half an hour before she arrived, so she said not to worry I will drink the coffee and go home. I said I would go with her most of the way, as I would have to get milk as I had used the last for the coffee. So we left and as we approached her house she said to me as your going to the shop could you get me cigarettes and I will give you the money. She went into her house I continued to the shop a mere 500 yards away.

When I returned she thanked me and said to me since you made me a coffee let me make you one, so I thought why not its not as if I had something to do, and I went into Helen's house ( Helen was 22 years older than me at the time with two grown up offspring both married) and into the lounge, Helen made us coffee and sat down. When she sat down her skirt rode up a bit revealing an good part of her thighs, she pulled her skirt back down but not enough to conceal her thighs. I pretended I hadn't noticed. She got up and got her purse from her handbag and came over to me and gave me the money for the cigarettes, and then sat down again with the same result. And for a woman of 44 she had great legs, not skinny not fat and full of cellulite, just sexy shapely legs, this time though she caught me ogling her legs, she never said anything though.

We chatted about this and that for about half an hour, til she got up to go to the toilet, 5 minutes later she was back, only this time she said to me look at this, and turned round with her back to me, pointing to the top of the zip in her skirt, theres no bloody buttton there and Ive been to you mums and back and my skirt could have fallen down at anytime. Now I never found out but the way she said this, and her body language lead me to impulsively pulling down her skirt as she stood in front of me. She reacted by saying so you want to play games ogling my legs isn't enough for you eh and she walked forward and straddled me and sat down on my thighs. She then grabbed my sweatshirt at the bottom and pulled it right up and off me. After which she said oh aye a nice hairy chest, I love a hairy chest, and started to run her fingers through the hair.

I then decided to put my hands up the back of her blouse and undid her bra, she didnt resist, she said ok so you want a fight and pushed me back and then quickly hauled my trackie bottoms off me, I then unbuttoned her blouse and took it off her and her bra fell away revealing her ample tits, my cock just instantly went hard, and she noticed this through my boxers, so before I knew it she had grabbed my hand and said Im not letting that go to waste your coming with me, pulled me up and lead me to her bedroom pushed me on the bed and gave me a really wet french kiss, I reached down and pulled her panties off revealing a decent hairy bush, she in turn relieved me of my boxers, she then went down on me and I fingered her beaver it was soaking, after about 5 minutes she stopped and laid on her back spreading her lovely thighs and I moved over her and slipped my throbbing cock deep into her nearly coming as I did so, she let out this long gutteral moan, I managed to stop my self from shooting my load and began to bull her slowly at first she began to moan and thrash a bit bucking to every thrust I made, she then started mouthing profanities at me telling me to f$%k her hard, she then shouted your no getting off I want your load deep inside me, eventually I couldnt hold it back any longer and I shot my thick hot creamy spunk deep into her, I just kept pumping and pumping my spunk into her I'd never shot as much spunk as this in my life, once I was done I laid on top of her for about 15 minutes before rolling to the side.

When I looked at her she had a huge smile on her face, I said to her I take it your on the pill she oh my goodness no, I got sterilised a few years ago as I had an ectopic pregnancy and my tube burst, and I lost part of my womb because of it, but if I hadn't I would have still wanted you to shoot all your spunk into me, cos I would have child with you no problem. That wasnt the end of it though I eventually went home 2 days later, having bulled her another 5 times, all that was left in my balls by this point was steam. I continued to bull Helen for a good few years, all the way through my divorce and after, to be honest I wanted to move in with her but she said it was crazy to give up my house , which I understood. Sadly she developed breast cancer, which she fought for 6 years before succumbing to it. I once told her that sex with her was the best that I ever had, god she was a horny woman, if the truth be known I would have married her,even though there was a 22 year age gap, she was a lovely woman I would say probably the most passionate and sexy woman that I've ever met.

I Guess I Am A Cheater Now.

This isn't supposed to happen to women like me. I know men do this on business trips but I can't believe I did. It still feels like it was a dream. This can't be my life but it is.
I was at a conference on marketing and some guy 10 years or more younger kept chatting me up. I thought he was trying to a sell me something.
I mean I am almost forty and only average to start with and now I have visble pounds I never lost after child birth.
I am not unhappy at with my husband but this guy was so cute, youthful, funny, kept buying me wine, flattering me. The wine helped but it was all the attention he poured on me that got me. He was so into me and I am so below average.
I have no excuse but I went to his room for more wine and one thing lead to another... he kissed so well, and begged me to let him go down on me. He orgasmed me and I suck and fucked him to several thank you orgasms. And did the walk of shame back to my room early in the morning.
When I got back home I had lots less guilt then I thought I'd have. I snapped back to married life fine. If a guy like that hit on me again... it might not require that much wine.