Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

I never knew this until he told me last year. When I was a teenager. ( I am 29 now ) When I was a teenager I had this neighbor. He was cute and really sweet. We used to call eachother outside or windows. Cause I live in the city, we can usually just talk normal. Well, little did I know he watched me undress every night! I usually close my shade but when you get out of the shower its sometimes open. I guess he watched me change and he said it made him really horny! I cant stand him now... I mean to tell me that now!!! Its uncomfprtable everytime he looks at me.

  • My downstairs neighbor is a total hillbilly freak. She has been out of work for months. All she does is sit at home, watching tv loudly, smoking cigarettes and fighting with her fat boyfriend. She has three huge dogs that she never takes out, and she smells up my apartment with their urine and the foulest smelling meat smell I have ever encountered. When her and tubby fight, she yells in her southern accent, "Fuck-you, I-hate-you, get-the-fuck-out!" She tries to come off like a total badass, so no one will approach her about this crap. We had to go knock on her door to let her know that her smoke comes up into our apartment and makes us sick - just so maybe she could open a window, get an odorless ashtray ( if she said she would use one, I would have bought it for her ), or god forbid - go outside to smoke. No one else in the buidling smokes, and my landlord said it wasn't allowed. Of course, I went back and looked at the lease and it's not in writing. Anyway, now she is being a total asshole for telling her "what to do in her own home". She is nasty, has horrible acne-scarred skin, a voice that could wake the dead, and even asshole dogs. Since she is always home, her boyfriend never uses a key, instead he rings all the buzzers in the buidling until she or someone else lets him in. She even said very loudly out in the hallway, that people were "fucking assholes" for not letting him in once. It was past 1:00am in the morning, and of course, all the dogs in the whole place were going crazy from her asshole voice and all of the doorbells ringing. This is my life every single day. Pot smoke, cigarette smoke, loud bad tv, loud bad music, her stupid mouth, his stupid mouth, repeat until you have to take valium and sleeping pills to drown out the freak carnival.

    Before you go crazy on me for railing on her - she is only about 30 years old, has both arms and legs, and yes, she can legally work if she wanted to. And yes, I have been to my landlord, but he is totally useless. I have asthma, and seriously, the smoke is bad. Not to mention that they suck as neighbors even without the smoke. She has even written me a semi-threatening note. Any suggestions?

    I definitely have the worst neighbor ever. He has shot at me with a shotgun--claiming he was aiming at ducks (our ducks, that my kids raised). He also shot at my boys with a 22 while they were getting out of our common pond. He is such a loser; no job, no $$$, and a bad coke habit. He owns nothing because it is all sitting at his dealer's house. He steals from everybody he has come in contact with. We have called the cops, and they do nothing. He turns around and calls the cops on us for stupid stuff like the kids playing in the pond with a canoe. He is the most sorry piece of shit I have ever met. He got a lot of money from insurance when his mom died and it is all gone. He went from driving a new lexus to a piece of shit 1984 ram pickup that is sitting in his yard with the hood up for the last four months. I don't just want him out of my yard, my town, my life, but I want him off of this earth. It is Satan next door!!!HELP!!!!!!!I'm thinking about just blowing him away with the shot gun, or taking him offshore fishing...He would be the most "unmissed" person ever!

  • I hate the white trash that live across the street! They are
    up at all hours of the night, with different cars there each night. I am sick of these pieces of shit that infest what would be an otherwise quiet street. I am the ONLY person that gives a shit or has the balls to stand up to these assholes. All my other neighbors, although very nice and considerate, dont do jack! I dont know if they dont care or are scared. Anyway, my dad yelled at them once and one guy almost came over to our house but his pussy friend stopped him. When my dad said he was gonna call the cops they slowed down but still ran their little drug operation. And if your wondering if I have any proof, I dont. But it does seem strange that people come and go, with all different kinds of cars all hours of the night. I know the cops showed up once and the house was empty for about 4 hours afterword. And sometimes they will be gone for a few days and then a whole bunch of these assholes will show up.
    One of these days im gonna lose it.

    My asshole neighbor works on his car every night. Hours on end, he's revving his engine.
    I feel like going over, picking up his pipe wrench, and pounding his head in.
    Does anyone else have these thoughts?

  • Nice subject huh?
    well anyway. My neighbor is a total hottie. I am 18 and well, his window is by mine. I awtch him excorsie at night and stuff. I could never get his attention so one night I opened the window got strip down naked.. blasted the radio to SEX ON THE BEACH. and started dancing around. He came to windo wcalling out to me saying i was hott. I squeezed my boobs together and spread open my legs and stuff for him. He came over and we had sex 5 different times that 2 days. WE skipped out of school and I even got my boobs bigger for him. He showed my his dick and I even masturbated on him! He loved it. What a horney guy. I never thought I do it. Now everyn igh t i leave the window open and let him watch me get dressed. Hes here right now and we ae having sex... I am trying to type this while he is licking my crocht! ops! THanx for listening.

    They're disgusting. The father of 3 girls across the street is a morbidly obese exhibitionist and has D cup breasts. It's just wrong. We keep wondering how many times he's going to show us his fat, sweaty butt crack before he gets a clue. We keep wondering why he thinks it's ok to not wear a shirt when he has tits bigger and saggier than most middle aged grandmas and a belly that makes women carrying triplets look petite? Hello?

    I had some issues with his horrible monster children attacking my own physically and he told me to get off his property. Wouldn't even discuss it in a mature, friendly way (that after I had taken care of his kids numerous times, let them sleep over and do fun things with our family, etc.). We had done nothing to bring on the assault and could have contacted the police but we wanted to work things out in a nice way instead of a hostile one. Our bad. Should have gotten the cops involved so they'd find out what horrible parents those kids have. He lets them all get away with murder and holds them accountable for nothing.

    All the kids and his wife are grossly obese. Not just fat----OBESE. It's pathetic. The parents keep shoving food down their kid's throats to shut them up. The 8 year old stands in front of her door naked, the 11 year old parades outside with no shirt, only bra. The 2 year old refuses to wear clothes at all. Wonder who they take after? It's DISTURBING! Signs of possible child molestation by a parent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But....... Frankly theses kids are so disgusting, dirty, disrespectful and nasty that I am not getting involed on their behalf.

    Then there is my other neighbor who never watches his little adopted girl. Both parents work 24-7 and she spends all her time with the fat bastards across the street. Last 2 years the father faked disability, claiming a back injury that laid him up from work but he was able to do all kinds of heavy yard work on a weekly basis. Something was very bogus about that. We'd see him lifting and carrying wood, his wheelbarrow, lawn furniture. He could mow the lawn, lug around a heavy blower, take numerous bags of refuse to the dump-loading and unloading them from his truck. How bout the time he took down his fence? All that lumber must have hurt a little but it didn't seem to phase him. So he lived on full disability from his desk job because of his back but could do all that physically demanding work in the yard. Oh, and let's not forget the time he climbed up onto his roof to repair a skylight. Faker!

    Back to his little girl..... She's suffering because they have no time for her-dump her with the neighbors and don't ever appear to spend time playing with her. Even on Mother's day last year she spent the entire day with the FBs across the street. It's terrible.

    I just want to say to both of these disgusting families that I hope you get what's coming to you! DICK, Linda, Dave Barb, Victoria, Kelly, Sarah and the little potty mouth 2 year old...............are the most pathetic excuses for human beings ever. I HATE YOU!

    I hate my neighbors really bad. They are drunks, the wife is a rotten bitch and their oldest son (10) picks on my little boys for no reason. I've spoken with her and she said it would stop. Then this summer we had a big blow out over his attitude towards my younger boys. Hence, the new fence is in place and we don't have to look at their snotty faces anymore. I still have to see her everyday, getting the mail, picking up the boy at the bus ect. What can I do to get back at her? She really hurt me and the kids when she screamed that ALL MY KIDS DO IS STAND OVER THERE IN HER YARD AND STARE AT HER COMPANY!! What a bitch to be that nasty towards children. My kids are all under 6
    There is MUCH MORE to this story but I can't write forever. What can I do? I can tell the boy (the bully) is a very troubled child, I'm sure thats why he acts out towards others. How can I get back at her? She needs punished!
    What can I do?
    I can't be thrown in jail for kicking her ass I have a family to take care of!
    Any advice?

    I live in a residence hall at a university, and my neighboring room houses two first-year girls. I am older than them. I know they are first-year because of the immaturity that they have demonstrated thus far. First incident: I was in the bathroom washing my hair in the sink, at the same time as usual every m/w/f. When I was almost done, I got a knock on the door. "Excuse me, but we're BOTH waiting to use the bathroom." Of course, I only thought of a good comeback after the situation. I was nice about it and said, "Ok, I'm almost done", and I was. I was quite angry for the rest of day. Second incident: this weekend my neighbors had some cousins over, and this afternoon they were on their way to a football game. They were all outside their door talking. My door was closed, and my boyfriend was inside. One of them said loudly, "I've got my ticket!" and my boyfriend mocked her in a loud, high voice, which was pretty funny. A while later he was leaving, and I saw that on the white board on my door, someone had written "fuck you". It upset me a great deal. Who would do that? Now I've taken the board off of my door, and I'm deciding to take the high road: I'm going to buy some handsoap for the bathroom that we share. After that, maybe I'll write "fuck YOU" on a steamed mirror for them to find one day. Fucking bitches.

  • I have observed that private personal property is regarded by your neighbors in inverse proportion to how you regard it yourself. If you try to keep it immaculate, your neighbors will go quite a bit out of their way to make sure their animals are focused upon your yard with their needs. If you try to keep the neighborhood children out of your yard, their parents will make a point of looking the other way while their kids tear up your landscaping, playing in your yard. Especially when you aren't at home to come out and chase them off yourself.

    It is useless to try to get help from the police until the actual damge is done, and then it is obviously too late.

    If you let nature take its course, if you become preoccupied with matters other than your yard care, the neighbors hypocritically invoke any city ordinance they can find to take you to task for your horrible crime of yard "neglect".

    In general, people suck.

    My next move will be to the fortress of solitude.