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Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

- I Hate My Neighbor -

I never had a chance to vent about a roomate i had... who i still would like to stalk down and hurt.

A couple of years ago, a "good" roomate and I were looking to upgrade our apartment living and I found a wonderful 3 bedroom house to rent. The owner (a minister and an architect) was moving out of state and had almost finished remodeling the house. I convinced him I would finish it for him for a discount on rent (as I had many years of home improvement under my belt from working with my dad). Rent was still relatively high, so we agreed on a 3rd roomate (who happened to live across the hall from our previous apt). After weeks of painting and landscaping (until 2AM sometimes - without help from the other roomates), we finally moved in and immediately the new roomate (we will call BRASS started making demands. He "required" the master bedroom etc etc. Apparently, BRASS was totally neurotic and proceed to board up all the windows, and hide all his belongings in his bedroom (with padlock). We're not just talking golf clubs and stereo equipment, it was silverware, pots and pans, dishes, food... everything. Too piss me off more, he would sneak behind me when i was in another part of the house and turn all the lights off and the heat off. Really fucking weird shit.
Eventually, he ended up stealing my "good" roomates girlfriend after weeks of late night phone conversations. I swear i wanted to KILL him... and couldnt even understand why a 35 year old professional would act this way. He for some reason just loved it... and would not move out (unfortunately I put his name on the lease because the owner was concerned with rent payments). Finally after only 3 months, i had to break the lease for all of us (and forfeit $2000 down payment for my sanity. The whole time, my "good" roomate just turned his back and wouldnt do or say a thing... even though he was deeply involved and even lost his girlfriend over it! I thought i was in total hell.

Well, that experience drove me to over extend myself and buy a house and take a better job... it was the best thing i could have done. I caught up and now have moved to a beautiful 5 bedroom house. Those fuckers are still single and living in apartments too... i love it. I sometimes wish i could beat the piss out of them and get away with it... but that would make me no better than the white trash neighbors everyone is complaining about here.

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# 5563 - by Anonymous / July 20, 2003
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    These neighbors are unbelievable! The hubby works on and off and sucks down beer all day long when he is not working.
    They allow their rugrats to play in the street (they live on a curve) and instead of utilizing their screened-in porch in their backyard, they set up a La-Z-Boy in the garage! I live in a fairly new subdivision and unfortunately we do not have a homeowners association. I have seen this guy sitting in his recliner at 9 am with a Bud in his hand watching the world go by. I had to put up a fence because he allowed the kids to ride their bikes through my backyard.
    For Christmas they purchased a big screen TV (they must have amazing credit) and have positioned it so you can see it from the front door. Problem is that they keep their front door wide open for all to see and hear. Maybe if I put my recliner in the garage I could watch their TV and pretend I am at a drive-in!

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    # 5562 - by Anonymous / July 19, 2003
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    My neighbor just separated from his wife (she left him) and now he's a swinging bachelor. He plays his damn stereo so loud I can hear it in my house (we live in houses not apartments). Mostly I just hear the bass and he plays crap that you only hear in a dance club. The other night he had a "lady friend" over and he played the crap until 2 in the morning. We are not talking about a twenty-something year old. He is in his 30's and a bit long in the tooth for techno-disco crap.
    I have harbored evil thoughts about him but I have kept myself in check. I wish he would move!!!!!!!!!

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    # 5561 - by Anonymous / July 19, 2003
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    a squril came up and peed on my sister!

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    # 5560 - by Anonymous / February 18, 2002
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    My psycho neighbor is so mean she sends her child out to try and get the kids to hit him. So when we look up and yell she can say, "he's only defending himself." Last summer her and her idiot husband listened in on my conversation with another family member when I was fed up. Not bad enough that they had listened this special breed of human trash then calls me to let me know SHE was upset!

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    # 5559 - by Anonymous / July 12, 2003
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    You might want to get some popcorn for this.

    My girlfriend and I live out in the country in a house that used to belong to my grandparents. It is a beautiful place that I spent alot of time at as a kid. Waterfall in the back yard (no kidding) 1,000s of acres of forever wild nature conservancy land behind that. The downside is that the front yard is only about 15 feet to the road which is a main drag country highway sort of deal. There are no close neighbors except for one house directly across the street. This place was owned by a drunken fat ass slacker farmer type who was given it by his brother, who was a drunken fat ass who at least kept the place up. My grandfather hated them both as they used to scream and yell drunken obscenities at their loud animals all the time and walk around in their underwear with all their disgusting shit hanging out in front of his wife and kids. When the second fatass got old, he didn't leave the house much, only to throw catfood out (still in the can never to be picked up)to the 12 ferrel cats he had coming around. Them was the good ol days when I moved in about 4yrs ago.

    His wife died and then he died. He had no one visiting him and I felt bad for him. He was a mean ass son of a bitch tho, and would rather spit in your face than reply to any kind word you might have to offer. (Lots of people tried to be nice to him including a guy that looked after him and his affairs all the late part of his life, and my dad who used to mow his lawn and plow his driveway for him and never asked a thing of him. He only had the joy of running over hundreds of catfood cans, sending them flying like twisted white trash frisbees.)

    After he died, he wasn't even found for a week, dead and stinking. The police questioned me about the last time I had seen him. We were in the middle of painting the outside of the house when it happened one summer day. I saw this fat ass white chick in her mid 30's snooping around over there. I vaguely remembered her somehow. She was the previous owner's niece, who lived about 10 miles away and never visited him. He left no will and so the property was left to her. She moved in over the next few weeks with her husband, five boys between the ages of 8 and 15 and 4 full grown rottweilers and one ugly ass unidentifiable dog and a few cats. This house is a one story ranch with maybe two bedrooms in it. I shit you not.

    They have no jobs. The husband is on disability and is drunk by 11am, screaming and beligerent until 1 am or so. The husband and wife have the loudest foulest mouths you can imagine and are totally hostile to each other and their animals and kids. The kids are their offspring and subject to their abuse and environment so you can imagine. They refused to tie up their dogs which would come over into our yard and shit all over and bark at us menacingly on our own property. Two of the dogs were killed on the aforementioned highway, but fear not, one of the rottwielers had five pups to make up for it. Despite the husband's supposed diability, he finds the strength to somehow mow the lawn in the summer daily (every day) with the ride mower or weed wacker.

    They have their friends over every single night and day without fail, during the nice weather from March until October, all day starting in the morning and ending around 1am or so. They get drunk and yell all day and listen to music which is never loud enough to drown out their stupid endless fighting and belittling of each other. I have been over to their house many times to talk to them about their constant barking dogs and the shit in my yard. The fat assed wife yeses me to death and the drunk assd husband goes inside (in fear of me or just not wanting to deal I don't know which) nothing changed.

    Once I came home to find 2 of their rottweilers in my driveway barking at me- not the first time. I snapped. I started yelling at the dogs and chased them into their own yard. They were circling me and I didn't care. I grabbed one of the kids' baseball bats kept them back. I banged on their door and had it out with that bitch once more and told her that I was calling the dog warden. That I was not trying to sneak around and to expect them and that it was me behind it. No change. I called the warden repeatedly. Nothing. He started to just not return my calls. I called his boss, the town supervisor, and that eventually got three of their dogs taken away. You are only allowed 2 dogs without a kennel license in our area (they had five because some had run off and some others had been given away or died as pups.)

    Now they all hate us and talk loudly (so that we can hear them) about what assholes we are, from their drunken front yard. We were nice to their kids and gave them a bunch of toys when they moved in as we were having a garage sale and trying to clean out a lot of stuff. We told them to take anything they wanted.

    Our property has access to the waterfall and so I told them they could cut through if they wanted to get to the beautiful swimming hole that is below. My dad was building a structure and I helped him pour a foundation this past summer on the hottest day of the year. One of their kids and a few of their friends went down after an threw rocks into the freshly poured foundation and scratched their initials into it. Like we wouldn't figure the initials thing out, you know?. I told them they weren't welcome to use our property anymore. That didn't stop them anyway.

    They refused to admit what they had done, and now I can hear them yelling all the time purposefully loud so we can hear about how we think we "own the mountain" and who the fuck do we think we are etc. Last summer if it wasn't enough to have all that going on, they took in a big black dude to live with them (in his 40's or so) who would just weed wack and stare at us and just basically get into their whole drinking screaming and lawnmowing lifestyle.

    I heard one of their dogs screaming and howling one day. The dude had broken it's leg for fun wrestling it. The thing weighs 80 pounds if it is a feather. The kids started screaming "why do we have to have this fucking nigger here?" Yes it is true. And more.

    I fear for my girlfriend when I am not at home. Sometimes if she goes to get the mail or tries to work in her flower garden she can hear nice quips like- "lookin' good down there" in a surly drunken voice coming from any one of their like minded friends.

    I don't know where they come from. I don't know who these people are. None of them work. What the fuck? As I am typing this I can hear their miserable dogs barking and crying because they are left out in the cold in 3 feet of snow. I can hear through the snow and both of our shut doors and windows with my t.v. on the sounds of them screaming in their house which is across the road and up on a hill maybe 60 yards away.

    This is the best it gets, because when the nice weather hits we are screwed. Especially when school is over. Their oldest son who does not live with them (another neighbor who is disgusted has told me) is in jail. The oldest that does live with them was caught a few months back breaking into his own neighbors cars (not ours thanks for once). In the fucking stix mind you.

    What is next. They fucking paintballed our house on Halloween. From their house you could obviously trace. If I try to work things out with them they just yes me and bust my balls when I leave. If I was to shoot their dog for being constantly in my yard and too big and powerful for anyones good I would go to jail and pay a ..(continue confession)

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    # 5558 - by Anonymous / July 5, 2003
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    I'm on my third upstairs neighbor in 2 years, and i'm beginning to think everybody in this town brings 3 live-in friends with them wherever they go >:-X
    The last two people brough "friends" with them, but I thought maybe this would be different, sheeah yeah right. I had peace and quiet for about a week and then she desides that her sister should start living there too, landlady says nothing. Two more weeks go by, sister desides to have 2 more people over 14 hours a day, landlady says nothing. Another week goes by, the person who actually rents the apartment decides her boyfriend (whom the landlady fixed her up with no less) needs to live here too. So let's tally it up 1 renter, 1 sister, 1 boyfriend, occasionally 2 OTHER friends over...DING that equals 5 folks!!! Let me state for the record that this apartment is barely big enough for 2 people.
    The next week, someone brought big boombox over to listen to. So now, not only to I have to listen to a bunch of idiots stomping around all day, but there's a loud thumping music source for them all to stomp to. This G$%damn boombox is on 12 to 14 hours a day, while my $1500 500 watt stereo is collecting dust becuase i'm a nice guy and don't use it. Well I decided its time I should. Let's see, two 10's, two 8's, two 12's, check. Let's rock >:-)
    I turned it up a little, they got pissed and turned theirs up more. I turned it up more, and didn't hear theirs again. Now, every time I hear that MF boombox i'm turning mine up, and I gave the landlady my moving out notice in writing with a detailed reason as to why. I think maybe I'll just leave the stereo on all the time, heh.

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    # 5557 - by Anonymous / June 29, 2003
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    I got online trying to find evil things to do to my neighbors and instead found this site. Hopefully venting will help me get thru the Holidays. We live in a very nice neighborhood, but 3 years ago our neighbor had to move and couldn't sell his house, so instead he leased it out.

    The first bunch of idiots decided to park their 18 wheel semi truck in the yard. There is nothing worse than paying $200,000 for a house and having to look out your front window and see a semi truck. Luckily I bitched enough that they had to park it somewhere else and then they moved.

    The most recent occupants are my worse nightmare. You would think with a lease payment of $1,500 that most white trash families couldn't afford it. WRONG! For the last year and half we've had the "Stripper Neighbor" living next door. She had four kids and of course, no husband. These kids are always getting kicked out of school, kicked off the bus, running wild thru the neighborhood with absolutely no supervision. She shows up at school functions to pick them up in her "working" clothes. I came home from work one day and found them jumping off their 2nd story roof onto a trampoline! They had most of the neighborhood kids over there, too. In the summer, they never mow. Now the oldest kid has a band that practices at their house. Drums pounding all the time. They have 3 wiennie dogs who come into my yard and bark at me!

    I am at my wits end with these people. The owner doesn't care because she pays him 2 months in advance and he's not living by them. Somebody needs to go, it's either us or them. Does anyone have any suggestions?

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    # 5556 - by Anonymous / June 13, 2003
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    I am really sick and tired of my redneck, white trash neighbors blasting their country music at full volume. One of these days, I am going to put my stereo up against the wall and BLAST my System of a Down CD! I especially appreciate listening to their stupid hoedown when I am trying to study for exams. It really helps me to concentrate. NOT!

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    # 5555 - by Anonymous / June 11, 2003
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    Our stupid ass neighbors are so dumb! If we go outsidem the break their neck trying to look at what we are doing. There is this one fatass who actually comes and sits down to watch. UGH! The people across the street always have their shades up about 2 inches to peek out.

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    # 5554 - by Anonymous / June 6, 2003
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