We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Last Night's Threesome

After being penetrated by our friend. About five minutes into his thrusting. I had one of my best orgasms ever. I became ever vocal and bouncing back on this guy's dick. Didn't tell hubby but honestly, I wanna fuck this guy again.

  • Married Older Sister Fucked By Former Sex Creep Classmate

    So bit of context my older sister is 37 and she was going down to Northampton to see an old work friend she hadnt seen but also i knew a former classmate from school called thomas who was infamous for being obsessed with sex and hitting on girls despite not being the most handsome of guys.

    He was 26 at the time but during the evening i saw a message on Facebook where thomas had posted a picture of him and my sister in a selfie with a caption saying how you meet so many people when out on town.
    I just thought it was a coincidence but later when i checked thomas Instagram there was a raunchy new video showing him fucking a woman from behind on his bed and the main indication it was my sister was the tattoo at the base of her back which was exactly what my older sister had.
    The video ended with thomas Cumming all over her arse and my sister didnt come home til two days later and never said anything.
    Im just stumped thinking why coz shes married and thomas was more of a weirdo than the most attractive of guys

    Something We Didn't Think About

    Fact! Hubbies love sharing wives or girlfriends. I've been asked countless of times. His birthday was just a few weeks away. So, after eleven years I gave in. We brought in an old friend from high school. I knew this guy wanted me since day one. Saturday morning took the kids to his parents' house. John showed up around 5 pm. We had dinner and we had few drinks afterwards to get me relaxed. Finally, they took me to the bedroom. They undressed me then I watched them. Then Sam my husband got embarrassed on learning he was about three inches shorter. I just smiled and looked at our friend and said you be exploring untouched territory's. Then I replied I know who's first.

  • Panties Mishap

    So I like wearing panties….. mostly I wear panties under my boy clothes and go to work, out with friends or wherever. A couple of months back I was out with friends at a bar and had to go relieve myself after a few drinks. I went in to the stall and sat down to pee. Pulled my jeans and panties down at sat on the potty. Another man came in and without a knock burst in to my stall looked down at my pink Lacey panties, me sitting there peeing and locked eyes. He just smiled and closed the door and peed in the urinal. I was mortified. Waited till he left and went back to my friends. About an hour later, he walked by me and whispered “nice panties faggot” in my ear. I almost died. Within minutes I said goodbye to my buddies and left. In the parking lot I heard a voice say “where you going panty faggot”. I almost died again and spun around and he was right up on me looking down into my terrified eyes. He reached around grabbed my butt and said “pretty panties faggot”. I blushed and said I need to go and tried to get out of his grip but he was bigger and much stronger than me. I pleaded I didn’t want any trouble please, but he smiled moved his hand up and down my jeans. He smiled and said nice thong. I pleaded again please no trouble. He said how bout you suck me off faggot. I tried to get away but he pushed me down, undid his pants, pulled out his penis and shoved it in my face. Slapped my face with it and told me to suck it or else. I did as told. Within a few minutes his breathing changed and he grabbed my head with both hands rammed himself into my mouth and came. after he finished he zipped up and left.

    Ladies' Night Out And A Little More Than Expected

    Besties called last night and said dinner at the sports bar. The chicken wings needed a few extra rum and cokes. My childhood bestie said I'll drive you home. Yeah she drove me home. To their place. Woke up this morning between June and Jeff. And my main playground was crusted over. And cum tracks between both titties.

  • At A Hotel

    It all started when i shared a hotel room with my buddy and his girlfriend as we were away on business. There was 2 double beds and i crashed pretty early. When i woke up i could hear my buddy pounding away at his girlfriends pussy. She was trying to be quiet but kept saying how big he was. The embaressing part is i started to get hard thinking about my buddy fucking his girlfriend with his massive cock. i could hear his girlfriend say "do you think hes awake?". At that point he called out my name, i tried to pretend to still be asleep. At that point he pulled off my sheet and they seen that i had a boner except i was about a third of the size as my buddy. I continued to pretend to be asleep and they just laughed and whispered how i must be enjoying it.

    Etiquette For Unusual Wedding - Halp!

    Has anyone been to an ¡ncest wedding before?

    (This is not the place for judgment. I can't say how they are doing it, but this wedding is a fact, we're invited, and I need advice.)

    What is appropriate to wear?

    How do you address the bride and groom if they are brother and sister?

    What kinds of g*fts do such couples enjoy?

    Will the reception be shorter because there are no in-laws to be invited to give speeches?

    Sincere thanks for any advice you can provide.

    What An Embarrassing Situation

    I’m a 48 year old divorced professional lady. I just recently started dating again after my divorce of a little over two years ago.
    Several weeks ago I met a much younger guy who asked me out. After some thought I decided to go. We really hit it off so we had a couple more dates. So when he invited me to take a weekend ski trip with him I quickly accepted the invitation.
    Up until that weekend we had not been intimate but it was a very romantic time so it was just natural.
    I have not had a period in almost a year so when the question of protection and that we both got more satisfaction without it I told him it wasn’t necessary. We had sex multiple times during the weekend which was very enjoyable.
    The first of this week I wasn’t feeling well so I went to the doctor thinking I had the flu that’s going around. He ran some test then came back to the exam room. I nearly fainted when he told me I was pregnant.
    The week has been very stressful since I see no option but to have it aborted at my age but I feel an obligation to let him know the situation. I don’t think he’ll be interested in me having it since we only had unprotected sex because I told him I couldn’t get pregnant. I don’t expect him to have any obligations under the circumstances.

    My Boss Is Now My Work Daddy And I'm His Work Baby

    I was wearing a tight cotton dress that day, a little too short, certainly inappropriate for work. But I was going out that night so I wore the dress, and left my heels in my car.

    Oh, I also wore a thong, so as not to have panty lines.

    It's after lunch, I open the door of my car, swing my legs around, and my middle aged Daddy boss gets a full on flash up my crotch. I died. I was unable to see him in the eye, I blurted out sorry, I must have blushed every shade of red.

    But my boss has three daughters, told me it wasn't something he hadn't seen dozens of times, and oh by the way, a red thong and a black dress? and what's this about skipping a bra? I had a nipple problem.

    There isn't a hole deep enough. But he was on a role, come see him in his office, he wanted to speak to me.

    "I'm not supposed to parent you, but I will". No going out dressed like that, ditch the dress, and no, I wasn't going out that night, I was going to his house for dinner, wife and three daughters. I went home to change, no I am not one to disobey when I'm being parented, only he and my father can parent me like that.

    I helped setting the table, small talk with the wife, the daughters are in high school so too young for me, a real adult 23 year old. After dinner, the wife suggest desert in the den, and has me serve my boss a piece of pie and his coffee. Being a young woman, it's always a good idea keeping the boss in my hip pocket. Sweet and nice, obedient and well behaved, and he'll always be mine.

    My life is not perfect, the wife has adopted me, training me on how to keep a man happy. Smile, with your eyes when you see him, pay close attention and anticipate his needs and act accordingly. She will always thank me for looking after him at the office.

    I'm not saying I've ended up with a work Daddy, and I'm his work 'baby', well I am, and he likes me putting my arms around his neck and a kiss on the cheek when I see him. Affectionate girls, especially his work baby, makes him happy.

  • This Is A First

    Not to brag but I am pretty damn hot. Attractive, athletic body, played tennis, track, swimming since high school. Single and I like sex, a lot of it! I date and have several sexual partners. As a bonus one night stands are not ruled out if I am attracted to you.
    Now for the confession. I LOVE ANAL SEX! Since I let a boyfriend in high school fuck me in the ass I have been hooked. Nothing gets me off like taking a nice cock in my ass. Seconds after touching my clit I literally squirt all over the place.

    So imagine this scenario that happened over the weekend. I was with a guy for the first time. We were all over each other. When we couldn't take it any more and it was time to fuck I rolled over with my ass in the air BEGGING him out loud to "fuck my ass". Not only was he not into it, apparently he was completely turned off. He got off the bed and started putting his clothes back on. He walked out of the hotel room without saying a word. I was naked, spreading my ass cheeks begging for it and he walked out! Since my first time in high school EVERY SINGLE guy I have been with was happy as hell that I take it in the ass.

    Any guys wanna take the judges chair?