The Valentines Dinner From Hell Part 1
It was supposed to be a nice Dinner Date at Olive Garden after Jim got bailed out of Jail after the SuperBowl SuperBrawl but here we are again no matter where we go, chaos ensues.
Here comes Jerry and Tammy and Jim gives Jerry the finger and Jerry snatches one of our breadsticks and stuffed it down his pants and began to masturbate with a breadstick.
Jim threw his wine at Jerry and said.
"Whine for a Whiner like you."
Jerry then took the breadstick that he stuffed down his pants and threw it at Jim.
"Jim said "This breadstick is way bigger than your tiny little weewee Jerry."
"TINY WEEWEE, I'll kick your fucking ass over that, Jim."
Jerry got pissed and started punching Jim and Jim hit Jerry back and both Jim and Jerry got into a fight in the Olive Garden as Waiters and Waitresses came to try to break up the fight.
Meanwhile Kimberly and Jennifer were in the restaurant and as soon as they made contact Kimberly talked about ho Jennifer is a slut who dates the easiest guys, and Jennifr called Kimberly a whorre who opens her legs to any Giga Chad desperate enough to buy her only fans.
Jennifer and Kimberly then started slapping eachother and pulling eachother's hair and engaged in a ct fight on top of the table.
Then their dates got into an argument and started stripping down to their boxers and socks and engaged in a fist fight in the middle of the restaurant as I could hear the women in the restaurant screaming and chanting "TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF."
But as soon as both Kimberly and Jennifer were pulled apart by Olive Garden Staff but then they started stripping their formal wear off into their bras and panties as some men were chanting "TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF."
Then Jim and Jerry are pulled apart by staff and of hear lord they both began to strip down to their underwear making everyone go blind as I heard Jim laugh at Jerry."
"You wear tighty whities because you have a dick smaller than your brain."
Jerry got offended and then tossed a Salad and shouted "I DO NOT HAVE A TINY WEEWEE."
Jim said "Why don't you wear diapers because all you do is whine and cry like a baby Mr. Baby Penis."
Jerry than charged at Jim hitting him and Jim started hitting back and the fight was on once again, could things get any worse.
Well here comes Elvis showing up to OliveGarden barefoot and drunk a he stood on top on my table with his bare feet getting into my breadsticks, he starts singing "All Shook Up" and had some of the cringiest looking dancing ass I booed him, he put his dirty ass foot in my face and caused me to fall out of my chair.
Elvis made a dash towards the restroom as I started to pick myself up off the floor and then in comes chad stripping down to his underwear and socks and started doing a head spin dance to "It Takes Two " by Rob Base.
Then "Cotton Eyed Joe" bgan to play as here comes Jon Robert back from his job at the strip club all oiled up wearing a Cowboy Hat, A Vest, Assless Chaps, and Cowboy Boots as he began to strip i the restaurant.
Then Walk by Pantera plays as Steven hit Jon Robert in the head with a VHS Tape and shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO." and then said "Nobody wants to see your oiled up ass, besides I bet Finn Wolfhard and Logan Kim rub baby oil on eachoher on the set of Ghostbusters. I bet Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer Oiled eachother up on the set of Shazam.
Then All of a sudden everyone started creaming as Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Gaten Matarazzo, Wyatt Oleff, Noah Jupe all entered Olive Garden and I gave them all the finger and said "Come on little bitches, let's fight right here right now."
Finn wolfhard asked "What's The VideoMaster's problem? "As the Group were taking pictures with Fans at Olive Garden.
The Videomaster said here's some oil for you and all of your boyfriends to rub on eachother with and then started squirting the group with oil ,
The Fighting between Jim, Jerry, Kimberly, Jennifer, and their dates all caused the Young Actors to fall over as The Videomaster took a bag of VHS Tapes and began to hit them with VHS Tapes as the Videomster hit Wyatt Oleff, Noah Jupe, Gaten Matarazzo, Asher, Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Finn Wolfhard, and Logan Kim with VHS Tapes as the Videomaster shouted everytime "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" as I could hear fangirls calling The Videomaster as asshole.
Then Stone Cold E.T. Showed up to kick The Videomaster in the Stomach and deliver a Stone Cold Stunner to The Videomaster as he began to pour beer down his masked mouth.
