We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I'm Looking For Acknowledgement And Him Taking Responsabity

I had a one night stand with a man from work. He's an executive and I'm obviously not. He apologized but the damage was done. It's impossible to ignore having sex. I'm not an easy lay, far from it. I have only been with one man, until last week. My previous man died in a military accident. Having a man on you, pushing his penis in you, ejaculating in you, is not a ho ho moment. It is just about the most serious thing, except dying.

I can't whistle, and go on. I expect him to take it seriously. He DID it. I'm not looking for money. I want recognition, and his unwavering support and responsibility. He has a woman now, and that's the bottom line. No amount of money can make it go away. That's a marrying event.

  • Love To Show Her Off

    I bang my ex sister in law on the regular. It started before she was divorced and we just didn’t stop. It turned my exs family upside down as I was banging her brothers wife. Ex now that it’s official. Kathryn is a short little
    Blond with decent tits but a gorgeous ass. Nice and thick with a tiny waste. She knows that I’m constantly recording us fuck. Specifically when I’m in her rear. At my last poker night I had a few beers and some buddies and played the video for them and each one was surprised how that tiny hole can take the punishment of a large cock. She literally makes my cock disappear. It’s not just a in out it’s full blown pull my hair and grab my hips and make me scream and cum. I let them watch for about 5 minutes and I’m pretty sure each one went off and rubbed one out. When my girl got home all they could do was stare. I told her later what I had done and she was embarrassed. Or mad but embarrassed she asked what they said about her. I told them they all jerked off and she turned bright red. Of course it got her turned on and i ended up banging the shot out of her lol literally she made a mess.

    Is Mom Fucking My Teacher....

    In a sneaky moment, I looked in my mom's phone and found pictures of this black man nude from the waist down. At first I was shocked to say the least, but then I was really blown away when I realized it was one of my teachers from school.

    This past summer, my mom had me take driver's training as I was now old enough for a license. As it turned out, Coach Benson from school was a driver instructor during the summer. I was pleasantly surprised because I was really attracted to Coach and he was always playing around and flirting with me at school.

    To make a long story short as they say, We would go drive around town and sometimes park in secluded areas, maybe out on the edge of town and eventually I wound up giving him blowjobs. He had a beautiful big cock and it was a challenge to take it all in my mouth.

    As I looked at his pictures, I knew it was him. He had a spot on his lower stomach about the size of a quarter that had no pigment, just a little pink spot about 3-4 inches above his thick penis.

    Thinking back, I remembered how my mom was kinda flirty around him when he came to take me driving. Now I'm convinced that she must be enjoying that same big cock as I am. The thought of my mom riding his big hard cock kinda pisses me off, I mean she has a lot of nerve and my dad would shit if he found out.

  • Showering With The Neighbor

    My wife and I are liveaboards on a houseboat. It's nice in that it is quiet and isolated, except for another man who is a liveaboard and lives right on the other side of the dock, about 10 feet from our back door. My wife enjoys walking around naked at night even though I mentioned that our neighbor might see her, she kept doing it.

    The neighbor is a few years younger than us, much taller than me, and not bad looking. My wife told me that he had come up to her and said that he just had a larger shower installed on his boat, and that it was so big that all three of us - him, my wife, and me - could shower together. I joked that we should take him up on it, and my wife shocked me by saying, "OK, let's go."

    We went over and my wife told him that we'd like to try out his shower. He asked if she meant all three of us, and she said that she did. He and my wife quickly shed their clothes. He was well-endowed and my wife looked at his penis and then covertly looked at me and feigned a shocked look. I was slower to undress as I've always been a little embarrassed about my small penis, but I was relieved that neither of them said anything when I got naked.

    All three of us got in the shower. It was pretty big for a boat shower. At first my wife covered her breasts and was a little embarrassed but he broke the ice by saying that he's seen her hot body lots of times. My wife uncovered and asked if someone would soap her back and he was quick to volunteer. Both of us were sticking straight up and she said, "Looks like you boys are excited." He said he was horny as hell and asked if he could rub his dick on her to help relieve himself. She consented and then he asked, "OK with you buddy?" Not wanting to look like a jerk, I said "Sure."

    He grabbed her from behind and began rubbing. I was surprised to see her start to wriggle around to stimulate him more. Then I saw him thrust his dick between her legs. I couldn't believe what I was seeing - he was fucking her and she was really getting into it, breathing hard, moving back and forth, and moaning. I felt jealous and a little panicked because we aren't ready for kids and always use a condom, but she was letting him do it bareback. They started fucking like animals and both came wildly -- him once and her maybe twice. After, she leaned against the wall looking exhausted and satisfied. He looked over at me, smiled, and said, "We're cool, right?" I felt like a fool, but I said, "Oh, yeah. Glad you had fun."

    I was going crazy with lust and jealousy. Cum was dripping down her legs. He had pumped her full. I said, "OK, my turn." The ultimate humiliation came when she responded, "I'm exhausted, honey. Maybe tomorrow. Just finish yourself off." So I stood their and jacked off while they ignored me and smiled at each other. It was unbelievable to think that our neighbor filled my wife with his cum while my cum was going down the drain.

    Next night my wife and I did finally fuck. I had never been so turned on.

    Bad Teacher.

    I'm a 35-year-old teacher living on the east coast of Florida. This weekend was beautiful and I decided to hit the beach during holiday break. I was suffering from a hangover from a party the night before and wanted to lay in the sun and dry out. It was warm and sunny, but a little on the windy side but the surfers loved it. There were a ton of young guys riding the waves.

    I was casually walking the beach when I bumped into these boys coming out of the water. The were trim and tan and I was startled when one of them called me by name. It was Ryan, a former student from Junior high school. I guess he was about 17 now, I had not seen him for several years.

    We sat on the beach and chatted and I could see his eyes glancing down at my amble boobs spilling out of my new two-piece. Ryan half-jokingly asked me if I surfed and I admitted I had tried it as a teen, but didn't have much luck. But I told him I'd like to go for a swim but it was a little too rough. He laughed and told me he'd go out with me and keep an eye on me.

    As we bobbed up and down in the surf, I lost my balance and went under. Ryan grabbed me from behind and held me tight as I coughed up some seawater as we both laughed. More embarrassing was that my small top was pulled down enough that one boob was exposed and in his hand. Ryan had been my pet student in my junior high PE Class. We were always kidding around, mostly me teasing him and watching him blush. I can remember him hugging me from behind and pressing his boner against me. Now I could feel his cock pressing against me again and he was no longer a 14. year old.

    We got back to the beach and after we sat down, I told him I needed to go and catch up on some paperwork at home. But I noticed that the line at the bathroom was too long and I needed to change out of my wet swimsuit. He told me that wasn't a problem, I could change in his van if I wanted.

    We walked back up to the parking lot and climbed inside. I took a seat in the back and started to undo my top. He was watching me closely and I turned away slightly. When I took off my top, he told me he never realized I was so busty. For some silly reason, I turned around and cupped my 36Cs in my hand and gave him a good look. Before I knew it, he had my boobs in his hands and were kissing my nipples, which were now erect and hard.

    AS crazy as I might sound, I reached down and felt his cock getting hard in his shorts. I laughed and told him I never remembered him being that big. To my shock, he pulled his shorts down and this beautiful young hard cock popped out bouncing up and down. I dropped to my knees and have him a slow blowjob and he pumped my mouth full of cum.

    I came to my senses, but it was way too late, I hurriedly got dressed and gave him a goodbye kiss. All the way home I was all tingly, not believing what I had done. He has texted me twice wanting to get together and I know it's wrong, but I can't get that image of his muscular body and fine young cock out of my mind. I mean he's only 17.

  • It Gets Me Going

    My buddies ex wife Michelle was always a bitch and a bigger girl. Fake blond big tits thick women. She is like 5 foot 6 maybe 190. Very thick but curvy. But again any cuteness she had went out the door because she was always such a snatch. Bitch bitch bitch was her mood and Bret a small guy always chirped back and they argued all the time eventually they split up and divorced. No kids they are both in there mid 30s. I’d see Bret occasionally usually out with friends and we would run in to each other or while he was out on a date. He looked happier than ever and it was good to see. Out one night in another town close to where I live. I was hanging out with friends at a restaurant that had a large bar. In walks Michelle looked the same cute curvy smiling until she saw me. Instantly made her way to me to argue. I finally had the chance to tell her to shut the fuck up as I would not be disrespectful to my friend. So I did went off on her and she started to cry. She stormed out I felt horrible so I followed behind caught up to her and apologized she did that I didn’t mean it and we spent some time talking outside about life and how she was unhappy when she was married and the topic turned to her and Bret. What caught my attention was when she said she was always a sexual person and he thought it was what he wanted but couldn’t get past what they had done. I kept the conversation going trying to get her to say what happened. She finally told me the story that he had wanted to try swinging or something close so he pressured her and pressured her to swap or swing or at least try sharing. She said that she agreed to try sharing and that Bret found. Guy that he knew that I had never met or none of his friends. That he set everything up he spent the night with them she had sex with both she said it was awkward before during and especially afterwards. She got a little embarrassed when she was explaining and by now we where seated in my car because it was dark and cold. She said that they had pot roasted her she went into detail i started getting hard. It got when she told me the other guy finished in her and Bret shot in her mouth I was hard as a fucking rock. She said that Bret got really mad after he left and that he had recorded it. She said that he would be nice they would watch the video have sex and then he would get mad and call her names starting this big fight. She sobbed and by now she was close and I had my arm around her and told her that we all know how Bret is. Her make up was running she had stopped crying and she looked adorable with her makeup running and eyes a little red. I told her that she looked good really good and smelled wonderful. I pretended to smell her neck I leaned in and gave her a kiss. She kissed back and a few seconds later my head is rolling back and she is slurping away with these deep throating skills. I ended up shooting it down her throat. I started the car and took her back to my place and ended up screwing this women that I once called a horrible bitch. I got to see first hand what she meant by a little freak I bed. At one point while we had sex she was on all 4s. Remember she’s a thick girl big white ass clapping grunting and giving me orders to smack that fat ass and pull my hair. In missionary she wanted to look me in the eyes as she asked seem to choke her. I did so spit into her mouth and she lost it and squirted all over my bed. Soaked everything and was amazing. She forced me to lick her after she squirted. It was the most exciting experience of my life. She sent me the video of her first and only time being shared. We started hanging out and have watched the video a few times. I don’t get jealous I like the fact that she is as horny and freaky like me. I’m not into sharing but I’m into satisfying my girl. She is now my girl Bret hardly comes around I showed my friends videos of Michelle screwing me and some muses she sends me. It’s. It behind her back I told her that I show pics of her ass and tits to my friends. She doesn’t get mad as I tell her that I want to show my girl off.
    It makes for great sex. Lost a friend gained a sex maniac.

    Just Another Day

    Well it's like this........I was materbating in bed watching porn with the quilt thrown back, didn't want to make a mess. All of a sudden I noticed a something at the window. It was a man and I don't know if it was shock but I ejaculated all over the bed. That's not the worst of it I just kept on wanking. He had his hands on the glass licking the pane. I kept looking at him then my blurry fist. I like fist fucking but had never given a show before. I looked at my shaft, the pleasure was intense then back at the guy who was now looking around the window for any access. Fortunately there was none. My hand was a blur, I was about to cum again turning and aiming my cock towards him. My eyes were on him, his tong pressed against the glass. I looked back to my shaft checking it was lined up, then the point of no return. My cock pulsating my balls on overtime I fired a money shot right on target. If it wasn't for the glass his tong would have been covered in my sperm, another, another and another my balls aching as my pleasure subsided. I lay there in shock, did I just put on a show for a man. I looked towards him he was gesturing that I place some spunk in my mouth. A party trick no-one knew about I lowered my head and took my cock in my mouth, my tong out scooping up some cum then I opened my mouth showing the seed on my tong then swallowed, WHAT A SLUT. The man was going crazy begging me to let him in. I crawled to the window hiding myself from the world then raising and kissing him through the glass. WHAT A FUCKING WHORE. I crawled over to the bedside cabinet and wrote on a pad, Same time next week. The I realised as I crawled away I had given him a perfect view of my arsehole and dangling dick. WHAT A FILTHY PIECE OF SHAG WINKING BACK. Thinking on, what have I done.

    Wife's Doctor

    I recently took my wife to the doctor to get a checkup. We found out that she had swollen lymph nodes around her underarm area but it was just because she had an infection, so nothing to really stress about.
    Anyway, we've only been going to this doctor for about a year now. He is our family doctor and he treats my wife, our two sons and I. He's quite young, maybe early thirties but he seems very knowledgeable and we all like him.
    So this is the weird part. When we entered his office that day for a check up, my wife explained everything to him and then it was time for him to do a check up. He got up and called us to his exam room which is just behind a curtain which was partitioning the same room into two different areas. When we got there he did her vital checks and then asked her to remove her top. She did, and he started examining and feeling the area. After a while he asked her if she would be comfortable removing her bra to do a full check as he said sometimes the nodes extend into the chest. She agreed and then she took off her bra. He started feeling her upper chest and slowly worked his way down to directly touching her boobs. He was not wearing gloves as he stated it's become accepted practice to avoid gloves during breast exams as it helps to detect lumps and things better. As he was touching her boobs I got an instant erection. It was like watching some type of fetish porn, I can't explain the feeling. After a while, he started to gently squeeze her nipples one at a time to check for discharge. As he touched her nipples, they got hard and I think she got really embarrassed. It's a very noticeable difference because her nipples are quite small and flat when she's not aroused but when she gets turned on, they quite literally triple in size which they did, right in between his fingers. She apologized to him and said that she didn't know why that happened. He was also a bit nervous by the looks of it when that happened but he said it's normal and nothing to be concerned about. I honestly think he didn't want to leave her nipples because he took mighty long trying to squeeze something out of them. It was the most amazing feeling after such a long time. I actually leaked a bit of cum while he was checking her nipples because it was so arousing. I'm so lucky I had charcoal gray jeans on. I had been with her to see other male doctors before who have seen her boobs but nothing was like this. Her nipples never got erect in front of other doctors before but I guess it was because this guy was young and attractive. After he completed the check up, they spoke for around 10 minutes while she sat completely topless and her nipples still erect. I caught him looking at the boobs a couple of times in between talking. She would never normally sit topless but I think it was really a different experience for her.
    I cannot wait for her to make another appointment with him for a similar issue. I hope we need to come back. I haven't stopped thinking about him touching her and her getting hard. It's one of the best things I've seen. Probably would be best for me and our sons to find another doctor to avoid any awkwardness lol. I don't think they would enjoy speaking to him again if they knew what happened that day.

    Getting Caught Having A Blow Job .

    From the age of 11 . Me and my pal gave each other blow jobs . Usually in my house when my parents were at work . One day in the summer we wanted to blow each other . My parents were at home . We walked to the woods . Looking for a place where we could not be seen . Walking away from any paths . We found a small clump of bushes . There was a narrrow gap between them to get in . I got on my knees to give my pal a blow job . Swallowing his cum . The i stood up and dropped my jeans . He got on his knees . Taking my cock in his mouth and sucking me . I had just reached the point where i was going to cum . When a girl came in to the bushes and stood at my side watching . I could not stop . With a low moan when i was cumming . I filled his mouth with my cum . He swallowed . The girl was one of our friends . She had seen us and followed us . She wanted to know what we were doing . I tried to explain , but she wanted us to show her . When i told her it was too soon . It would be much later before we could do it . She was not happy . She wanted us to show her now . To keep her quiet . I told her that my parents would be at work tomorrow . If she came to my house we would show her . But she must promise not to tell anyone what she saw . When she arrived the next day we went to my room . My pal dropped his shorts and i gave him a blow job . Holding his cum in my mouth to show her . Then i swallowed . My pal pulled up his shorts and stomed out of the house . After that he avoided me . If we passed in the street he would walk on the other side . I tried to talk to him . He acted as if i was not there . Not even looking at me . It was only later that i found that he was 100% gay . He had not been happy to have the girl watching . When he had gone . Me and the girl sat talking . She wanted to know about cum . And how we could cum . I told her about mastubarting . She wanted to see me do it . I told her i would show her if we both undressed and lay on my bed . She said no . So i told her i would not show her . She sat with me watching tv . Then she said ok . Lets go to your room . Knowing i was going to see her naked got me hard . When we were in my room and undressing . My cock was sticking out . She wanted to feel it . I told she could if she let me feel her pussy . She had puffy nipples not boobs . A hairless pussy . She wanted to see me mastubate . I started to rub my cock . I wanted her to do it . So i asked her . She wanted to try . I lay back and let her masturbate me . Having a girl do it and seeing her naked . Soon had me cumming . She was watching closely . When i had cum she has some on her hand . She smelled it and tasted it . Then rubbed it between her fingers to feel it . I asked her what she did to feel nice . She told me she pussed a hairbush handle in her pussy , and rubbed her pussy . This gave her a great feeling . I asked her to show me . At first she rubbed her pussy . Then she asked if i wanted to do it . When i was doing it she told me that her and her friend did things . I asked her like what . They licked each other and had these nice feelings . I asked if i could do it to her . My first time licking a pussy . When she was feeling nice . She was moaning . Her body was moving and she kept clasping her hands . I did not know about female orgasms . Later i licked her pussy giving her another orgasm . She masturbated me . When we could we used my house to satisfy each other . One day i was bragging to a friend . I did not say who she was . He said have you fucked her . Telling me how nice it was and how he did it . The next time i was with her i asked her to let me fuck her . She wanted to try it . My pal liked to have them kneeling . I got her to kneel on the bed . I slid in to her pussy . It was nice and warm and wet . A nice feeling . I moved in and out . Fucking her . It did not take long for me to cum in her pussy . It was only later when she started her periods that i had to stop cumming in her pussy . Her mum had told her about sex and getting pregnant . Now i had to pull out . My pal told me to get her to give me a blow job . It took a few times before she would try it . At first i had to tell her when i was going to cum . So she could move her mouth away and finish me with her hand . Then i asked her to try using her tongue and lips on my penis when it was flat on my belly . Licking and running her lips along the sensitive bits . She did this a few times not getting any cum on her tongue . Then one time she got it wrong . Some cum went in her mouth . She had tasted it . Saying it did not taste nasty . The next time she put her mouth round it Moving it up and down , and using her tongue . I told her when i was going to cum . She kept me in her mouth . Letting me cum in her mouth . But she spit it out . Eventually she would swallow . Great times .

  • Got Caught

    I am straight or at least I am for now just about two weeks ago I was home alone and thought I was
    Old be for hours
    I took a long hot shower cleaned myself out to play with my ass and I lubed up good got out my wife’s box of toys and couldn’t wait to fuck myself I got out the big black 12” cock and wet the suction cup base and stick it to the foot board on our bed I pulled a small table over and stuck a nice white 7” rubber cock to it I got on my hands and knees and slowly guided the big one into my ass and eased back on it until it was all the way up inside of me. Then I pulled the small table over to me and started to suck on the 7” cock and fuck my ass with the big black cock.
    Minutes layered I was in heaven and ready to cum do I pulled the 7” cock off the table and held it in front of my dick and covered it in my warm cum then stuck it back to the table to suck it and clean my cum off of it I was fucking my ass hole very deep and moaning like a bitch licking the cum
    Off the cock in my mouth pulling on my dick and going v
    Crazy and I came again this time I caught it in my hand and was eating my cum
    Out of my hand when I opened my eyes and there stood my wife with her hand down on her panties watching me and just about to cum. I was embarrassed to say the least as she walked over to me and rubbed on
    My ass then stuck her fingers in my mouth and I tasted her juices. She told me what she saw liked pretty hot and she might like to fuck me for awhile she got behind me and fucked the hell out of me with the big black cock and milked me until I came then fed me my cum. We showered then she told me things were going to be different now and she made me sleep with a big butt plug in my ass and the next day she was gone for awhile and came back home with a sack full of strap on cocks and a harness and I have been getting fucked up the ass and having my cum fed to me nearly every day and she says she might want to find me a real big black dick and she wanted
    A some too
    Now we watch big black cock porn both straight and gay and she had something stick up my ass all the time and I eat my cum every time she jacks me off.