We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

No One Likes A Bitch

When I was referred to as 'the bitch in the equation' I was insulted. As time went on and I responded as a 'bitch' my friend told me. No one likes a jerk, in your case a 'bitch'. People don't argue with you, they tune you out.

It was hard for me not being the 'bitch', I was working from behind, not included. The 'jerk' in the equation was the loud asshole. He wanted me on his side. My friend tended to be brutal, but always when she got me alone. "I like you, well I love you, but I don't like you when you're a bitch'.

More than anyone, she tamed my bitch behavior. When it comes out, it's under the surface waiting, she gives me 'the look' of disapproval.

  • Caught Me

    I work from home my wife works out of the house. I was playing over lunch time. I was dressed in white thigh hi stockings, a bra, and my wife's lipstick. I was riding a thick 8" dildo and about to cum.

    Our of the corner of my eye I saw some movement. My wife had come home for lunch and I had not heard the garage door go up. I froze and stopped. She said "go ahead I want to watch you finish". Since I was close it only took about 3 minutes to shoot 4 or 5 long streams of cum.

    I cleaned up and went into the kitchen expecting an argument or worse. I said should we talk about this? She said "no, it's fine, I guess we both have secrets." and didn't say anything else. She finished her lunch, went back to work, and it wasn't mentioned again.

    About a week later during lunch time I was playing again and heard her come home. I got up and went into the bathroom to change when she said "come on out, I know you are dressed."

    I walked out and she was stripped down to her sexy bra and panty set and another man, her coworker, was standing there kissing her and groping her tits. She said "you know X from work of course. (I had met him before at work functions). We've been lovers for a couple of years now. I thought you might want a real cock instead of your dildo. I want to watch you take X's cock like I do".

    X was already nude and told me to suck his cock. I knew I was already in trouble. He was about 6" long and thick. I took him in my mouth and got him hard while she was close by watching. He fucked me like he does her and emptied into me with a grunt and moan. She was masturbating while watching and came a couple of times.

    "This is going to be a regular occurance from now on if you want me to keep this a secret between us. And I'll be continuing to fuck X whenever I want." and they went back to work.

    I should have been more careful.

    I'm His Girlfriend Now, Both At Work And Off Work

    We were out for happy hour on Friday after work and I got drunk. Drunk. My boss and supervisor was there and he was very upset with me. Very. He took me home, against my will, I wanted to stay. In his car, because I was too drunk to drive my car, I vomited. No chance to even get the window down, all over myself and the seat and the car. To say he was pissed is putting it lightly.

    At my place, he took my keys from me and walked me by the arm to my door and let me in. He walked me straight to the bathroom and turned on the shower and shoved me in fully clothed. He gave me my toothbrush with toothpaste and told me to brush my teeth, he didn't want no woman with vomit on her breath. He forced me, I mean forced me, to undress in the shower until I was in nothing but bra and panties before letting me out into a towel he was holding for me.

    He dried me off, including my face and forcing me to step out of my underwear while he dried me, if you want to call it that. He felt me up with a towel is what he did, pronouncing that from now on that was his pussy. By then he had me on the bed on my back and he was holding the towel between my legs staring down at me. He slapped my hands away from covering my boobs.

    I asked him if he was going to fuck me. He said watching me drunk was the biggest turn off ever and he had to go wash out his car. He was going to fuck me, but not that night. He tore the towel off me and told me again that was his pussy and if I understood. Well, what could I do other than shake my head.

    He fucked me on Sunday.

  • Mortified Mom!

    I am so embarrassed. I am a 46 yr old divorced female. I have not had a relationship or sex with anyone in a year.
    Friday night my 19 yr old daughter (Kim) came in from college for the weekend. To my surprise she brought a friend name Stephanie, I guess the same age. Both of them stayed up much later than me on Friday night.
    Saturday morning I got up early and hit the kitchen. Thought I would prepare a big breakfast for when the girls got up. I hadn't really dressed yet. I had on a XXL t-shirt that came down to my knees and panties. I nearly jumped out of my skin when a voice interrupted me. It was Stephanie. I asked about Kim and she Stephanie said she was sleeping in. We chatted as I puttered around the kitchen. At one point I turned around and Stephanie was right behind me. She pinned me against the counter and tried to kiss me on the lips. I dodged but she grabbed me around the waist and started kissing my neck. She had my t-shirt pulled up and a hand between my legs. I was squirming and looking at the door begging for her to stop. My panties were pulled to the side and her fingers were exploring my pussy. I tried not to make any noise for fear of Kim hearing what was going on. Stephainie put her foot between my ankles and started nudging my legs apart. When my legs were apart she got down on her knees in front of me. I braced myself against the counter as she pulled my panties further to the side and began licking my pussy. I was shaking! Whether it was panic or the fact that it actually felt good. She knew what she was doing and in a few minutes I had a major orgasm. My knees nearly buckled. Stephanie slowly stood up and kissed me. On the lips this time, long and full open mouth and tongue.
    I could not believe what happened and what I just did. Stephanie went back to the table and sat there like nothing happened. I went back to breakfast. Kim rolled in about 30 minutes later. As we all sat at the table Stephanie kept looking at me and grinning. I was acting nervous as a cat. Suddenly Kim broke out laughing and said (OUT LOUD) "O-M-G you got her too". I nearly fainted and just wanted to crawl away. Stephanie just smiled, Kim laughed and kept cracking jokes. I just sat there quietly hoping it would just go away.

    Son Discovered Masturbation

    Many years ago, I raised two sons. I remember when my youngest son was hit hard by puberty. I went into the bathroom with fresh towels while he was in the shower. I shouldn't have, but I could see him thru the shower doors. I watched him stroking himself before his hips buckled as he obviously had and orgasm. I sneaked out quietly.

    The next evening while we were watching TV, I came right out and asked him how long he had been masturbating. I was surprised he was very open about it. I told him I had accidently seen him in the shower.

    He proudly admitted that he had been doing it for several months. I was really stunned when he told me that he had started to do it with his grandpa. He had spent time this summer at the grandparent's place in the country.

    He told me that his Grandpa had a really big cock and the two of them would look at porn mags and masturbate. Even crazier, he told me that his Grandma had told him that his penis was gonna be big too, since that kind of thing ran in the family. He told me that Grandma had measured their penises and watched them orgasm together.

  • A Msn And His Pussy

    There's this thing about a man and his pussy. I didn't understand, but I was told so I wasn't innocent. The woman who looked after me told me I was going to get a spanking, I deserved one. I got called by the man, she went with me. I got the message, his pussy, stay clear of any other man.

    I had misbehaved, went out without permission, embarrassed him. I got no choice, she put him up to it. I got a spanking, on my bare ass. Then I got my ass branded.

    Father-in-law Doesn’t Care

    My wife walked in on me and she saw me sucking off her father out in the shed and she took a seat and watched me and she told me to finish blowing him and she was going to have a talk with me. I’ve been sucking her father off from the time he lost his wife so that’s about 4 years ago. One evening I was talking to him and he said he’s got a condition that he produces an unusual amount of sperm and if he doesn’t release it he said it’s a very painful thing. I asked him what was the amount he was talking about. He said sometimes it’s almost a half pint but most times he filled a half cup. I asked if his wife had ever swallowed his load when he had a blow job he told me he’s never had anyone able to swallow his whole load and he said he had this problem since he was able to cum. I asked him what he wanted from me. He said that he knew that I was sucking off his neighbor and a couple of his friends so he thought he would be able to talk to me about something. I said I will listen to him and he said that if I said yes to him it’ll be a couple times a day and then he said he needs me to suck him off and if I said yes he’s going to take care of me in his will and he said he’s going to give me some money weekly. He’s a retired doctor and lived in a big house. I gave what he wanted me to do for him and since he knew about what I did with his neighbor and never said anything to his daughter I was out of work I told him that I’ll do it and he said sometimes it would be one right after another. He said that he blew the same amount every time. He didn’t know this but I had a weakness for chubby men who have a small penis because of the old man who was his neighbor. No one else is home so I asked him how big of a penis he has. He got up and dropped his shorts and underwear and he gave it a couple of strokes to get him hard and it was very hard and about 4 inches long and not to fat and a mushroom head twice the size of the shaft. He asked me if I liked it I said yes and he told me he’s got to sit down and he asked if I wanted to meet my new best friend and show my new friend how much I like it. I asked him if he wanted me to suck him off now and he said now is a very good time and try it out. I told him I’ll be right back when I came back to him he asked what did I do. I told him I drank a little bit of olive oil because I wanted him to know that he could fuck my throat and he can blow his load straight down my throat and I have no gag reflex. I saw his eyes open as wide as he could when he heard me and he asked me if I was ready for a good face fuck and he said he’s going to give me double the money if he blew his whole load and I was able to do it every time and I told him I would swallow it every time.

    Since he was retired and I was out of work I was going to his house to blow him and it turned out to be a couple of times a day and sometimes I would get a phone call from him and he would ask for some help with something or another so I can tell my wife he needs me to do something for him and I always thought to myself I’m not really lying to her because he did want me to do something for him. He was naked in his recliner chair with his hand on his penis and he always said sorry to call me and I said jokingly he should just move in our house. He said it’s not a bad idea to be right next to his cocksucker . So eventually that’s what he did. And we made a shop in the shed for when my wife was home.

    So that brings us to now. It’s a Saturday morning and my wife answered a knock on the door and it was a man that bought the building my father-in-law is selling and my wife told him her dads not home but she’s going to tell him that he was here and he will call him. And she came back to the shed to tell her dad and when she opened the door she saw me on my knees and her dad had his hands on each side of my head using my hands as a jerk off tool and she said how long has this been going on and she said she’s got to sit down and watch the show. She said she’s got a very perverted personality like watching her husband sucking her father off and she asked if he was throating hubby and he said yes but the best thing is that I can swallow the whole load or should he say blow his load straight down my throat. Her dad asked her if her mother ever told her about her dads condition and she asked the sexual condition he had. He said he’s knew that she told her and he said she needs to see her husband and her dad slowed down my head and he bottomed out his dick in my throat and he gave his hips a couple of wiggles to get his penis in my throat with him being as comfortable as possible and his dick in my throat ready to feed me a good load of ball cream. My wife asked dad if I could take his huge load and he told her that I take his load every time I suck him off. She said she’s going to make me a spunk guzzler.

    What Should I Have Said?

    My new boyfriend lives with his parents. He's normal, just saving money for a house.
    Recently, I was at his house and his mother and I were chatting alone. Out of the blue, just randomly tells me how big he husband's dick is, then asked if my boyfriend was bigger. I was instantly sickened by her question, and ended the discussion with, "That's a really inappropriate question about your son, and I am going to pretend you didn't just ask me that." I gave her a look like, you're fucked lady.

    I Guess I Am Bi Now...

    Me and the wife have been swinging for a couple of years. Last weekend we met a couple at a hotel for some fun. We were all naked and being very casual, playful and swapping partners back and forth. At one point my wife had me lay on the bed as she straddled my face. My tongue was quite busy when I felt a nice warm mouth on my hard cock. I was in heaven! After a few minutes my wife raised up and rolled off my face. Thats when I got the surprise. The mouth on my cock was not the other wife, it was the husband! I glanced over at the girls standing beside the bed. They were grinning from ear to ear. It crossed my mind to jump up but it felt pretty damn good. I have to admit he gave great head. I laid there as the girls watched and a few minutes later I was cumming in his mouth. He swallowed every drop as he licked my cock clean.

  • I Never Saw Him Again

    Recently while having some friends over we where hanging out having a good time and we somehow got on the conversation of embarrassing moments. I told a silly story that wasn’t much of a story. The one I wanted to tell scared me a bit. I was afraid of what my husband and friends would think. It was back when I was younger right out of high school and going to our local JC. I had a class in the morning and there was a guy that I had the hots for and always made it a point to flirt and chat him up. I have always had a nice pair of tots so I made sure that the day I had that class the girls would be on full display and it worked. He would chat me up and finally asked me out. The evening he was supposed to pick me up came I dressed in a denim skirt a button down blouse and made sure the girls where on full display. He took me to see some shitty movie an excuse to be on a dark room. We had a heavy make out session and we had sat at the back of the theater. It was early and there was hardly anyone there. Maybe 6 other people in the whole theater. I was really into the guy so I was letting his hands roam all over me. He undid my top and was playing and sucking on my tit. I looked around and still no one was around. He undid his shorts and pulled out his cock. I spit on my hand and was just going to give him a tug job when he gently started pushing my head down onto his lap. I knew what he wanted and went with it. He was not very thick but was long so I started to jack him off while keeping my mouth and sucking it at the same time. I was doing a good job because he was talking me up while I blew him. I’m not very big I’m 5 foot 2 hazel eyes maybe 130lbs at the time. I had my knees on the seat and my rear was up in the air. He reached around and was now siding his finger in and out of me. This got me going and I was trying to swallow his cock whole. He found my spot to started to cum I shook and made some noises all of a sudden he grabbed the back of my head shoved his cock deep down my throat I started to choke and felt gobs and gobs of semen running down my throat and coming out of my
    Mouth. It was a mess I had semen on my chin and cheeks. My shirt was yanked down and my tits were fully exposed. He held my head down his cock when he let go of my head I heard voices. It was 2 workers with a flashlight and had the light shining right on us. He jumped up pulled his shorts up and walked out. The light was in my eyes and i couldn’t see. The 2 workers were laughing at me. I stood up and had forgotten my tits were out. I heard the 2 boys they were maybe 16-18 say wow look at her tits. Then she has cum on her face damn her skirt is yanked up. Damn this hot chick just got railed in here. The whole time the flash light is on me and the people that where in the theater at the time are now watching this girl getting dressed. I walked out into that restroom washed off quickly went outside to look for my date. The mother fucker had left me there. The movie theater is way outside of town and there is not much around. I had to go back inside and use there phone and call a friend to pick me up. I was stranded out there for over an hour. The movie theatre workers a where hitting on me I was so embarrassed I waited outside when a good looking guy asked if I needed a ride. He was with a group of guys and girls. I happened to know one of the girls there from high school. I said yes please I ended up hangout with them that evening. I felt so dirty and the guy made a move on me but I wasn’t going to do that to him and rejected him. I had sucked a guy off and didn’t feel right about kissing anyone else that night. The guy who picked me up is now my husband I never told him what had happened. I never went back to that movie theater I dropped the class I had with the guy who I had blown. He never tried to get a hold of me either. That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.