We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

My Friend

We started dating in hs and I was always afraid to touch my girlfriend just out of respect. My friend on the other hand he was the more aggressive one. I could easily pick up females I just decided to treat them with respect. One night he would spend the night and my girlfriend snuck out and my parents were out of town. He would encourage us to make out and he just decided to take matters into his own hands. As for her she didn’t mind and she allowed him to do whatever he wanted. Lights were out music was playing no one to stop or catch us. He would teach me how to touch her body play with her tits and pussy. He wouldn’t stop and she didn’t want him to . He was not afraid to expose his much bigger dick. He wasnt afraid to grab her hand and put it on his raging hardon. She wasn’t afraid to such him as he played with her tight untanned tits. She would moan as be played with them. She would suck and swallow his cum and he held back like he was used to it. After he was done he would push her back on the bed open her legs and start eating her out. This drove her crazy and he would tell me to get up and allow her to suck my dick. She would not object and she would tell him to please fuck her. He would be her first dick and it made me nervous and feel like I lost out on a golden opportunity. His dick was so much thicker and bigger than mine and she wasn’t afraid of him. You could feel the moment Dave was sliding inside of her she would grunt and moan and help him slide in her. She lost interest in my dick and would pull him to her and kiss him as though he was a god. He took what was supposed to be mine and he was making her love it. She was going wild eyes rolling pulling on the sheets as he pumped her deep and harder. I would have never imagined her wanting it so hard and Deep. She was begging him to fuck her harder. I would never ever imagine her using vulgar language to describe how good it felt. My dick felt and looked so useless after watching his throbbing seven or eight inch cock pull in and out of her beautiful blonde pussy. How could I ever get over knowing he took her pussy away from me. Her thick cum all over his black dick made it obvious she was cumming hard. I wondered time and time again how he could have so much stamina to last so long and continue to keep smashing slamming her pussy. The longer he lasted the more she wanted him bringing him closer to deep kiss and tongue she would tell him she was cumming and he was just continuing to fuck her hard. Oh my I thought I just lost her and the look on her eyes proved it. I wished and wanted to be him. They were kissing like they both were in love. It brought my whole life down watching this . After he came inside of her his long dick full of her thick creamy juice she would just look at me in amazement and I would just play along we would all just lay in bed. Window open feeling the breeze we would all fall asleep. Sometime in the night I fell the bed rocking and I would see her riding his dick as he lay enjoying like a KING. She had me but she chose him and he knew he had won her. She would ride his dick holding back her deep moans and muffed sexy voice moaning oh god I’m cumming again. He would take her to the side of the bed and position her doggy and just start fucking her hard once again making her cum and moan it loud enough to make me hear it. After they were finished she would put on her panties and pants get dressed and leave. Not a word from the other except see you in school. He would shortly follow behind her. I would think she’s never coming back to me. It was true that she was tithing love with me but I lost it that one night. It would excite me and upset me whenever I saw her body her beautiful tight sexy curvy body walking in the hallway. No one in their right mind would have just sat back and watched or allowed and did totally nothing. This was the hardest thing that year. Not only did she become hotter and sexier she had every boy looking at her. She turned into a total different person . She had the confidence she knew her direction what she could get and how. I think the only thing I learned from that was take her pussy like it’s your last chance with her. No female wants to have a two minute fuck boyfriend. This would eventually make me a much better lover. I sometimes go to see her profile and she is still lovely looking. I’m sure she had tons of sex in college. I think she knew what good sex felt like and she wasn’t going to settle for less

  • Masterbating In Class

    I am 19. I am a virgin. Not by choice. I grew up in a very strict very religious house. I was forced to homeschool till high. Then went to an all male private religious school. The school was strict random room check, computer history checks, if you got caught you would be punished. Etra chores , lose phone call privileges, other tedious tasks designed to break your will. I did my best not to get in trouble. After graduation I decided to leave. I live in a small town now. I worked 2 jobs and did Uber eats and stuff. It took a year but by 19 I had a decent car and a small studio apartment. At one of my jobs the owner is an art teacher at the local community college. He helped me apply for grants and stuff so I started school. I've been looking for a girlfriend but have had no luck. I recently quit my other job so now I work at the art supply store , door dash, Uber eats, go to school. I stay busy. In my science class I sit next to this sexy girl. She is about 5'6, she is chubby but not fat, she plays basketball, volleyball, soccer, so she is thick but toned, every time she walks in I get so excited. The way the classroom is set up the granite counter top sits against the wall and runs all the way along the wall . Half way a half wall is set up with granite counter tops. So it adds more space fore students .I sit in the corner she sits next to me we were busy watching a presentation so the light was dim and everyone was looking forward. That day. She had walked into class she was wearing her hair in pig tails. A red and white checkered tube top. She had on a short denim skirt and tan corked wedge heel. I couldn't keep my eyes off her. Her skin looked so soft. The way her skirt was riding up and she had to adjust it. The way her legs looked long in the wedges. Before long I was hard as a rock. I was adjusting my bulge because my pants were a little tight. It turned into me rubbing my cock through my pants. I wished I could have just pulled it out and cum fast but I had to make sure no one was watching and I was slowly stroking myself it took a lot longer to cum then usual. It took almost half an hour of rubbing and stroking through my pants before I cum. I left with a big wet spot on my pants. This was a couple days ago so I have class tomorrow.

    I feel ashamed that I couldn't control myself.

    Moms Friend

    So when I was 14 i was allowed to stay at home by myself with out a sitter. I did what most teenagers did talked on the phone played video games and fucked around. My buddy was a few blocks over so occasionally he would come over or I’d go over there. His mom was good looking and in the summer she always had on these skimpy shorts and tank tops. I was 14 horny as hell so if snap a pic here and there when no one was looking. Well I got caught when my dad went through my phone and saw the pictures I had taken. He didn’t says much just had the talk with me which was fucking embarrassing but hey my mom supposedly didn’t know. Fast forward a few years and my buddy is gone for the summer I’m solo horny and have girls over anytime I can he theme to come over. Sandy my mom’s friend and buddies mom is also at home. I once overheard my mom and dad talking and heard my mom say something about Sandy and how easy she was. Apparently she got around and I heard my dad says how she always is on the skimpiest clothing. A grown women should not be dressed like a teenager. One morning I head out to the store see if my buddies are out there and ask I pass Miss Sandy’s house on my skateboard. I happens to stop and see her in her garage. I walk up to the garage and walk in says hi ask absolutely Lance her son. She is as always in her shorts and shirt. She has a baseball hat on and and no bra. Nipples are poking through the shirt I ask her if she needs any help why yes I’d love the help and company. It starts to get hot and asked if I wanted to hop in the pool. Yup let’s go I want to see what this 40 year old women is going to go in. She grabs me a pair of lances swim trunks and a few minutes later she walks out. Sandy has blond hair it a still in a hat she has on a 2 pice bikini. The top can hardly contain her tits ottoman are like booty shorts come up high cheeks showing. I jump in she comes in behind me hard I come up she comes up goes to out her hat back on and there is no top. Tits are huge big nips indeed the top and grab it she is looking for it tits flipping around she sees I have it she laughs and jumps on me in the corner of the pool she is sitting on my lap trying to get her top back I’m holding on for dear life I feel her tit on my face I open my mouth and bit the nipple. With my teeth I’m pinching it a bit. Fuck she says and lets me have the top. One nip is in my mouth the other I’m pinching. I’m kissing her she kind of try’s to stop me but the nipple play gets her and in goes my cock. Splash splash fuck fuck is all we could hear lots of splashing I’m ready to cum and I do in her she pulls off me cleans up and says let’s go inside. I follow her like a puppy and spend the rest of the day eating what came out of her out. First time I ever had a cream pie. She though it was so hot never had any one do that for her. I would skate to her place and fuck almost every single day. No one caught on the only person that ever caught us was the mail man. Albert was this older mail guy who had been out carrier for years. It was mid morning and Sandy and I where in the garage with the smaller of the 2 doors open. Usually the mail was put in the slot in the house but since the small garage door was open and he heard people in the garage he figured he would just hand is over to whoever was in the garage. Sandy was sitting facing me riding me. Her big ass was all Albert could see and what he saw was Sandy bucking like she was riding a horse and I had my finger in her ass something she absolutely loved. Albert didn’t say anything to us he just stood there wand watched. It wasn’t until I spun her around and had her in reverse cowboy that she saw we where being watched. Albert watched me fuck her for a few more minutes Sandy tried to get up but I just kept pummeling her pussy. Once she saw over just wanted to watch she went full speed tits flopped around everywhere. She’s older now but still sucks a mean dick. I moved out eventually but Sandy still comes to visit at least once a week. She always asks me if I’m tired of this old pussy yet. She’s a great fuck and Il do her as long as she lets me.

  • Twin Trouble

    I (20m) am writing this to spill my guts hopefully it will help. Me and my twin sister (20f) have been close our whole lives. We were home schooled till high school. So we were always together. For the first couple of years in highschool were Hung out with the same people and took same classes. It wasn't till she met her first boyfriend. I didn't like him but everyone was saying I was being over protective. After they broke up we got close again. By then we had started getting into the neighbors garage fridge he had liquor. One night she was tipsy she admitted she missed her ex and started telling me about the first time they had sex. I have to admit was getting turned on but I helped her to bed. After highschool she had another boyfriend he seemed nice. Until he cheated on her. Last week she got a few messages from him and she thought he wanted to get back together. After they had sex she found out he had a kid and a gf. So she got upset. She found someone to get her a bottle. I drove her to her apartment. She didn't want to be alone so I stayed with her. I hid the bottle because she didn't need anymore. She spilled food on her cloths so I took her to her room. But I had to help her change. She actually ripped off her tshirt and bra. When I told her she had to put her breast away. She told me no. She told me she was proud of her boobs. I had never seen them. But because I feel safe talking anonymously I can say her breast were nice. But eventually I convinced her to put her shirt on. She took off her pants the shirt was just long enough to cover her vagina area. She wanted to watch a movie. So we did. At one point she asked me to rub her scalp. It would help with her headache. So she put her head on my lap and I started running my finger through her hair and massaging her scalp. She was on her phone and I saw her looking through pictures. I noticed that there were a few of her topless. I kept my cool but I couldn't help thinking about those pics . She started falling asleep so I took her phone and put it on the table. After a minute she was asleep. Her phone was still unlocked so I decided to search it. I found the pictures of her topless. I also found a few full body frontal shots. Her pubic hair had a Landing strip. In one picture it was shaved to look like a heart. I wanted to stop I know I shouldn't keep looking but I looked some more. I found a bit of her giving her ex a blowjob. I decided to send as many pictures and videos to myself as I could. I deleted the messages. My sister woke up because I had gotten hard and was poking her face. I pretend to be asleep. I felt her touch my hard on but it was fast and that's all that happened. But now I have these videos and pictures of my sister. I use fell bad using them wondering what it would be like to sleep with her. I am currently masterbating writing this out.

    My Best Friends Dad Lied To Me And Now I’m Pt

    In early June I went on vacation with my best friend and her family.
    I have always had a silly teenage crush on her dad so one day we ended up at the condo while she and her mother had gone to the grocery store.
    I was surprised when he started flirting with me then he made it obvious he was interested in more. I didn’t think it would go any further than kissing but when he took my hand leading me to the sofa I realized what he had in mind.
    I didn’t resist because I was flattered he wanted to do that but I immediately asked him if he had a condom because I wasn’t on birth control and a virgin. He told me no but that his wife didn’t want any more kids so he had had a vasectomy and couldn’t get me pregnant. So I let him take my virginity unprotected which was very exciting.
    A couple of weeks after we got back my period was late which it had been before so I thought nothing about it until it was over a week late and no sign it was coming. So I took a pregnancy test and I was pregnant.
    I freaked and called him at his work then he admitted he had lied thinking the chances of getting me pregnant were slim.
    I’ve got two years of high school yet so he has agreed to arrange for me to get an abortion. Not exactly what I’d expected since I thought I was safe doing it.

  • I've Always Wanted A Baby Girl.

    Past weekend went fishing with family and friends. Early Sunday morning I found a friends Girlfriend Julie 20 on top of my youngest son Jake. She stopped bouncing and said please don't tell Steve. Younger guys are my obsession. I replied mine is watching. Please finish, Then I'll make you my baby girl. When she finished, I didn't release Jake finished his second round and she had this worn out look on her face. Watched her laid down and spread her legs wide open. Looked at Jake and said this is what we call a threesome.

    Wife Comes Home With Clogged Pussy

    I'd never seen anything like it in my life. She wanted to be a gang-bang slut for her 30th birthday. She went to a sex venue and took the dicks, and the loads, of random men.

    When she came home her pussy was positively clogged with semen. You know when it coagulates, right? That's what it was like.

    I pushed inside her and every time I thrusted and pulled back, the ridge around the head of my dick pumped out semen. I pulled out completely for a second and she had a pussy fart, during which more cum just poured out.

    I went back in and added my cum to the mess in her pussy.

    Who else has experienced the sperm-clogged pussy of a slutty wife or GF?

    My BF Didn’t Care That I Hadn’t Shaved

    When I was 18 I had this one boyfriend for a few months. By this point of my senior year of highschool I had weirdly enough.. avoided losing my virginity. Though now that I think about it if I were to lose it to anyone back then, it would’ve been this boyfriend. I had just gotten out of a year long relationship and then immediately jumped into the next relationship with this guy. I did normal couple stuff with this man, we made out alot, I was always sitting on his lap, we cuddle humped.. you know the innocent acts. Eventually we jumped to him sucking my tits and always fondling them and at one point it got to me rubbing his cock through his pants. Mind you, this guy was a virgin as well, but had none of that apparent virginity fear like I did. We did those intimate things regardless of where we were, which is relevant in this next part. One night when him and I and our mutual male bestfriend got drunk, our male friend had gotten blackout compared to us, so we led him to the nearest couch which was next to us. It was that exact day that my bf wanted us to touch each other with our actual clothes off and I was shook when he said that. So we made out, touched each other and he had then very naturally and sexily flipped me over so my back was facing his chest and he had pushed open my legs and rested his bigger hand on my inner thigh. (this shit had not felt like a full on virgin was touching me LOL). Anyways we continued to kiss in that position while his free hand was on my waist, basically having me grind on his lap and his other hand near my inner thigh had started to rub my pussy through my underwear. We were very drunk and horny so I was initially agreeing to have sex or to just show him my bare pussy. But.. in a moment of fear and awkwardness (due to our friend sleeping right next to us or me being a chicken, idk), I had stopped his hand from taking my panties off and I lied and said “it’s embarrassing but I didn’t shave my pussy”. I’m not sure how it is for everyone else but my highschool was full of boys who found not shaving to be gross, so I fully expected him to back off. But no, he did in fact not back off and I remember he was all for it. He had said he didn’t care and that having pussy hair was sexy. I remember almost folding in that very moment haha. I don’t know who fell asleep first but that night we did not have sex. Like a week later was highschool graduation & due to him moving for college we broke up. So yeah, not only did I graduate highschool as a virgin but I don’t even know if he was just saying that stuff to get laid. Though, his words really did help me with my confidence over the years. Back then I didn’t even have a full bush, just some hair growing that I didn’t shave right away. Even at 20 years old, some of the men around my age still openly talk about how they hate pussy hair. Do men eventually stop caring with age or is it only a minority of men who don’t care if their women has pussy hair?


    (Before anyone asks, in comparison to my childhood experiences, I have no clue why I was so slow on wanting to do sexual acts with actual lovers when I was finally the real age to do them. I literally don’t know)

    I Have A Sixteen Year Old Daughter, I Am Very Careful How We Have Sex

    When I was sixteen.

    That year my parents rented a small cottage on a beach that no one goes to. It's too cold usually. You don't go in the water, but somedays you can sunbathe. I had my new bikini, first time ever my mother let me buy one. I wore it from the time I got up until I went to bed, even if I had to wear a cover when I was in the house because my mother said it was too revealing for my brothers.

    I got up one night for the bathroom and I heard this 'arguing' going on with my parents. Like any other child I opened the door to see what was the matter. My father was on top of my mother, his big ass and his dick was plowing into her. He was saying 'you're a bitch and you know it'. I pulled back and went to my room and started crying.

    My mother came in and wrapped me in her arms 'poor baby'. "One day, you don't know when or where a man is going to get you, and he is going plow your virgin field, and plant his seed in you, and you too are going to have a baby daughter".

  • Caught On Camera

    So long story short.

    I left my parents place because they are to strict and went to live with my uncle. He lives by himself in 3 bedroom house so I asked him if it was ok he said sure and he spoke with my parents. When I moved in he straight up told me he didn’t want me bringing around fuck buddies or random people which I understand and I said I wouldn’t. He did mention that he has security cameras indoor and outdoor just because of the neighborhood. Any ways a few weeks go by he is at work and i home on my day off and call a couple friends over to hangout no big deal. So I thought anyways. One of my friends brought some Ecstasy and of course we all took some and then things got a little physical. We were dancing and both friends were up against me and one of them asked me directly if I would suck their dicks right now and I didn’t even think about it really and just said yes. I got on my knees in the middle of the living room they took off their pants and I started sucking. It was actually really hot and I was horney as hell and was enjoying. When there about to finish I sat on my butt on the heels of my feet and told them it was ok to cum on my face and both guys covered my face and honestly I was a little shocked with the amount but I really liked it. I cleaned up and they left a couple hours later. Now my uncle a few days later was like hey we need to talk so I was like ok sure. He said remember when I told you no dude and my place well I meant that. I played it off like I didn’t know what he was talking about then he turned his phone to show myself sucking 2 dicks. I was so embarrassed I ran out the room. My uncle was like i get Syd but seriously don’t do it again or your out. I haven’t had anyone over since that and I’m still super embarrassed about. My uncle probably thinks I’m just a slut.

    But I did like it