Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Mother In Law

My MIL is a very attractive woman with her daughter, my wife having gotten her looks from her. She keeps herself in crazy great shape, my wife not so much since having our three kids. My mother in law is not shy about her body. She will come out of the shower and walk around sporting only a towel, butt cheeks peeking out below accenting her great legs. She often sunbaths in our backyard in a micro bikini and topless. My wife would protest with her saying in response, “It’s nothing Steve hasn’t seen a hundred times before.” True enough and I love seeing it. Of course though, I fantasize about her often and what we could do together never dreaming that we would actually do it.
My wife took up with her friends and went to Vegas for a week. My MIL stayed at our place to help with the kids for that week while I worked. Two nights in with the kids in bed she came into the living room with a nightie on. Nothing sexy but being who she was and my want and desire for her, whatever she wore was sexy. One morning after a shower I turned the tide by walking into the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around my waist. As I poured the coffee she in a nightie said how tempting it was to pull off my towel. She laughed and I didn’t. I simply said, Mom, you do and you will set off a chain of events that may get out of hand. She said, “Is that a threat or a promise?” I said, “A promise!” Well as I passed by her she quickly ripped the towel off me with my dick and balls full exposed. I stood there with no action to cover up. “Ohhh … very nice Steve!” she said. My cock instantly throbbed into full erection. She took her right hand and slowly played with it as she brought her face close to mine. She said, “It looks like it’s in hand.” Her breath was hard on my face. She then instructed me to lift up and off her nightie which I did. It was at that point we quickly took it into the bedroom. We were up well before the kids but had to be very quiet. As soon as we shut the door she was on her knees sucking me off popping my balls in her mouth as her finger was exercising ass play. She pushed me to sit on the edge of the bed her head bobbing up and down. She then said, “Well since you just had a shower .” She lifted my legs and instructed me to hold them up with her hands towards my ears. I could not believe that here she was tonguing my ass. A first for me ever. Felt odd but great and then she would suck hard on my balls actually painful. She sucked on my cock slightly biting it and scr****g her teeth up and down my shaft. It was rough. Very rough but exciting. This is what was a turn on for her. It was payback. I picked up her 112 pound body and threw her on the bed. I straddled her face and stuffed my thickness down her throat. She couldn’t stop what was happening. She would be choking on my cock tears blowing out her eyes but even though it was brutal she was scared but loving it. I jammed all of me down her tiny throat as I came a very large load. It was coming out of her nose and overflowing out her mouth. I pulled out as she and I laid there. After five minutes she straddled my face planting her pussy and her anus on my mouth. She demanded I lick her and demanded I stick my tongue up her anus. Her anus was stronger than my tongue, with no actual penetration but I sure tried. She shook violently in orgasm as I sucked on her substantial clit. One of the kids knocked on the door and asked if they could have Nutella on their toast. I yelled sure. We got dressed and went in to get the kids a proper breakfast with none the wiser. Needless to say we fucked all week but retired into our own bedrooms. We’ve been fucking ever since. She will call for me to fix this or that and I know fix means her. I really have a great thing going and don’t want it to end. Guys, MIL’s can be a great side piece. They will never tell. Take it!

  • After My Bath.

    When I was little, after getting out of the bath, I would run naked through the house to my Mom's bedroom, and jump up on her. She would usually be lying on her bed. We would laugh, and she would hug me as I lied on top of her. She would finally say something like, " Okay, now go get your pajamas on you little stinker." She always had clothes on, and it was never a sexual thing. But one night I remember running into her room and jumping on her bed. This time she was wearing a silky black night gown. When I layed on top of her, I was still wet from my bath. Her gown got really wet. The tie around the waist of her gown was loose. As I snuggled in , the front of her gown slowly opened, exposing her huge breast's. Slowly, the rest of her gown opened. Exposing her whole body. She had on a black garter belt with black stockings and no panties. She had a very trimmed patch of black pubic hair showing. (My Mom resembled porn model Anna Bianca). This time she held me longer. I remember getting my first erection in front of her. I just pretended it wasn't happening. Be I also remember loving the feeling I was getting because of my Mom's body. She gently rubbed my naked butt. Then she finally told me to go put my pajamas on. She was not her usual laughing self. She was much more serious this time. More to follow...

    Sister's Legs

    When I masturbate, I always thinks about my sisters legs, they are so hot and sexy, long, and good looking in tights or in shorts.
    When she sits next to me, she put her legs on mine, and i always get erection, i know it is wrong but i cant help myself.
    Do i have to say her about that?
    But i cum everyday thinking about her hot long legs

  • My First MIL

    My first MIL was to say the least not the norm. She only went to school until the 4th grade. She pregnant with her fist daughter at 18. That was her ticket out of her home. When I met her she was 42, it was her second daughter I was dating. I was 16 and she was 15. She treated me OK but i could see something was different than my mother. We broke up and 3 months. Over the next few years I went into the Army was overseas. When I got out by chance I ran into my old girlfriend. I asked her out and we started seeing each other. I was now 20 and she was 19. In no time we were having sex, and it was good. After 3 months we decided to get hitched. We went to the court and got married. She was going to tell her parents. I told mine. Mine were like Ok you are old enough to do what you want. She got a different reception. She told them I was starting school in the fall. He father then you kids take the back room and live here until you get going. It was kind of cool greeting when I drove over but OK. I had 2 months until school so we went out and had fun. Her mother I notice was different. At first she was standoffish. Then she warmed up. My got a job at a local Vets office during the day time. My class schedule was over the map morning, afternoons and evenings for homework. It was me second week of school I had my first class at 1pm. So i got up at 8am figuring to do some homework and get ahead. My MIL had other ideas. She walked out in a muscle shirt with no bra and no shorts on her sheer panties. Let me tell you about her, she was 5', about 145lb, 36C and a 7 panty. When i looked up i saw her nipples were hard and pointing outbound. As she passed me I looked and saw her cheeks on full display. When she turned and looked back i was looking at her the darkness of her full bush. She saw me staring at her she walked back and lifted her top over her head then offered me her nipple to suck on it. I took her left one in my mouth and caressed the right one. She leaned in and whispered I want you in me now. She took my arm and lifted me up and we headed to her bedroom. Before reaching the bed her panties dropped to the floor she laid on her back opened her legs and said make me yours. I took off my shorts and underwear and got on top of her she guided me into her and said yes that is what I want. She was so wet and felt tight. Her legs lifted and wrapped around my waist. She said you are bigger than Juan her husband. I pounder her hard. When I was ready to cum I buried my self deep into her and she yes bathe my pussy. When I was done she said I am yours whenever you want me. This was my first time with her and this lasted 6 years. My wife found about her mother and me 2 years later she didn't care. It turns out her mother had slept with her other boyfriends too.

    Fallen Into A Plural Arrangement

    After I moved to Houston looking for better job opportunities, I moved in with a friend of my Mom's. She was my Mom's age, so the living arrangement was pretty much mother daughter. which included who I went out with. As I got to know her she told me her history. She lived in Nevada, not Las Vegas, and belonged to a polygamous family. A man with four wives, with a twenty year spread. She and her close ' sister' wife were the youngest brought in for fertility and she had four kids.

    She lived with her polygamous family until her husband father passed away suddenly. She misses her sister wives and they continued to see each other. Kris, her 'friend', was her sister wife when they were added for fertility. Needless to say I was shocked and rejected that lifestyle.

    But, there is always a but in your life, I got pregnant with my fifty year old boss' baby. My landlord intervened insisting I have the baby and join his house as a junior wife, for fertility. At first his wife ignored me, but as I got bigger she had to face my pregnancy. My boss, who by then was trying to place me with another company, thought it was crazy. But, again but, I was most definitely pregnant and like it or not there was going to be a baby.

    I had a son, his other two children are girls, and 'the women' became very taken with the first son. Babysitting was not a problem. After my maternity leave I changed jobs, and at the request of his wife I moved closer to them. It isn't a polygamous household, it's a plural relationship.

  • My Wife, Son, And Me Continued

    K and I really hit it off and within a matter of six months decided to get married. We both talked in depth about the lifestyle that we wanted to live. Neither K or I ever felt abused and we both loved the life that we had lived. K planned on continuing sexual relations with her father as did I with my mother. We also decided that we would like to continue our lifestyle as parents.
    K and my mother got along tremendously as did her father and I. I honestly loved having sex with K after she had intercourse with her dad. I found it very erotic and I loved the feeling of her cream pie after he would cum in her. K also love sucking me and intercourse with me after I had been with my mother. So you see, we matched perfectly. We both found that the whole taboo factor of what we were doing was such a turn on.
    After a few years of us married, we had a baby boy. I knew for sure, that I wanted my son to enjoy the same sexual experiences as I did. There is not better love than that of a parent. From the time our son was born and came home, he slept in the same bed as us. We both knew that we wanted him to see and experience the love and intimacy between a man and a woman and over the years he did. And when it came time that he started to become sexually aroused, there would be no better teacher of loved than his own mother.
    And over the years, he has been an incredible lover for his mother and my wife. He now is and adult and has his own place but still enjoys sex with his mother just as I do mine. K really has her hands full sexually pleasing her dad, me, and our son. Just as I have always enjoyed the sites and sounds of K having sex with her dad, so do I her with our son. I find all of it very erotic and such a turn on.
    Over the years, there have been many times that K, our son, K's dad, my mom, and I are all together in the same place all enjoying some family group sex. Needles to say, there is a lot of sexual aroma floating throughout the place. We all love our one big happy family and none of us would change a thing.
    For those that may be wondering, yes, our son has had sex with my mom as well. I seem to get a lot of special lubricant whenever I enter K's sweet, wet, pussy or my mom's. No complaints here.

    I Laughed When She Told Me This

    My mom self medicated with scrips and Vodka tonics, bad combo with a horny teenage son around. She came out one morning looking like she typically did, hung over and swollen eyes, made coffee then said that I had better not say a word to anyone about what I am doing with her because she could get into a lot of trouble even arrested. I told why would I want to ruin this? I am having the time of my life here. Looking back I did treat her pretty rough actually but honestly she came on to me one evening when this song started playing and it was one of her favorites. She was dancing and started leaning down on me then took off her shirt saying it was hot in here, bra was next and I was hands all over her after that came off. I really liked bending her over things and fucking her, loved using her mouth on my cock, would lick her pussy also sometimes but was not as into it then as I am now. Her breasts were really saggy but she had great nipples to play around with, always erect and fun to pull and pinch.

    3 Hail Mary's And An Act Of Contrition!

    I'm Roman Catholic, not a good one I admit and if God was picking a team I wouldn't make the subs bench.
    I am too easily led as a teenager and as an adult.
    I go to church religiously but if I am honest I am not that religious.

    I am in a hopeless, sexless marriage and I am not exaggerating that when I say that if I wanked my husband off then my hand could completely hide his cock.
    His size and lack of interest I just got used to. He is a lovely man but has loads of interests all of don't involve me not because he doesn't want me but because his interests are different and time consuming, birdwatching, golf, cribbage. Me I see my sister and I am on the rota to put flowers in our church.

    Literally I was awakened last weekend when our son Kai not even 20 yet, was soaked my my younger nephew Kai was in sports shorts, just eating and drinking and having fun. His chest was bare, hes well toned but I was just proud of him not attracted to him. However after my nephew turned the hose on Kai his shorts were wet through and the outline of his cock was impressive im talking 6-8 inches of semi hard cock. Kai took it in good fun and I tried to put the size of my sons cock out of my mind but couldn't. My sister who was there noticed it too. I admit I am easily encouraged and when my sister told me to look at Love Honey on the web, it wasn't along before I was watching pornhub especially young fit adults. Normally I use the web for recipes and finding with flower best compliments an Ox-eye Daisy.
    I needed to confess and I did on here, I was so surprised that people commented and then told me to go and fuck my own son , I tried to ignore these comments but on Thursday or was it Friday my mind is a blur, after my husband left chasing some migrant geese, I went to my sons room and ended up seducing him.
    I was fucked about six times , had cum all over me been licked all over and even let him play with my back hole, which hasn't been touched since convent days.

    Anyway our son says we have to be careful he doesn't want to hurt his father and this would crush him, but he warned me that friends wouldn't understand, I asked about my sister Cathy and he assured me she needs to be involved if we tell her so she's not got anything on us.
    To conclude I went to confession yesterday evening, not locally of course.
    The priest was great unbelievably he said I must not do it ! and having children would be so difficult but its been happening for years in nany cultures. He asked me to judge what my husband would say if I asked him to be more responsive in bed and I said I wouldn't dare, its always on his terms. And has not happened for years .
    He sighed and said if you love someone then please when he goes to university find a different way. Perhaps your husband has he said.
    I wasn't listening to what my penance was, I was trying ti get my head around this bizarre conversation which sounded more like relationship counselling than a Confession, I cant remember the prayer but it hardly fitted the crime.
    The visiting parish priest has opened my mind and now I am going to open my legs and mouth wide.

    My Wife, Son, And Me, Part 2

    My mom and I also want to continue having sex going foward, but like your father with you, she wants me to enjoy a family of my own as well. So your see, our situation is exactly the same.

    Both K and I told our folks about each other, and that we were both fine with our existing sex lives with our parents continuing. Within a year, K and I were married and buying our own home. We both discussed how we wanted to raise our children when we had them and agreed to raise them within the same lifestyle as we had grown up in.

    We now have a 14 year old son, that has slept n the same bed as us, since he was born. Just like I was, he has been breastfed by K. He has been present in the same bed from birth, and present whenever K and I are having sex, and still is to this day. Years ago, I told K, that I wanted our son to grow up having sex with her just as I had with my mom. There were, and are no secrets. Just as our son has been present when K and I are having sex, I am often present whenever he and K are having sex. May times he has sex with his mom right after I have had sex with her, and visa versa. Both of us have enjoyed feeling each other's cream pies inside of K and to be honest, it is exciting and arousing. I love watching her have orgasms from our son fucking her, or sucking her clit, just as my mom had with me. It is very arousing to say the least.

    And K and I also still have sex with our parents. I have even watched K have sex with her father and even had seconds after he has cu M inside of her. I do d it quite arousing.

    And so, that is my confeszions, and the life my wife and I have enjoyed. At no time, have either of us ever felt that we were abused or did anything with our parents that we didn't want to or enjoyed. And our son also understands the lifestyle, has no complaint, and has never been abused, and definitely enjoys the sexual relationship he has with his mom. Just like I do.

    I know many will find fault with this lifestyle, however, it is as old as time itself, and has taken place since Biblical times. I think that you would definitely be surprised by just how many people currently have and do live this same lifestyle. It is not as bad as some think, as long as no one is abused, or does anything against their will.

    So that is my confession. I hope you enjoy reading it.

  • My Wife, Son, And Me.

    I will start my confession with a bit of family history so you may be able to understand my family's current lifestyle. Both my wife and I were raised in separate homes and grew up in i****tuous relationships. My confession may seem to be a bit long, but I think it is important to relay some facts about our relationship up front for folks to understand.
    My wife and I are the same age and first met via a dating website. I will call her K, for the purpose of my confession out of respect for ours and others privacy.We grew up about 30 minutes from each other with both of our homes being in rural areas. One of the things that attracted us to each other was that we both had put in our profiles that we were looking for persons open to alternative lifestyles. Soon after meeting on line, we were emailing and calling each other, and within about three weeks, we went on our first date.
    We decided to meet at a common restaurant that we both knew. We knew each other right away as we had sent pictures of ourselves to each other. We enjoyed a nice meal, a couple of drinks, and some small talk. After dinner, we decided to go for a nice walk along a river path not far from the resturant. It was obvious to us both, that we were enjoying each other's company. I for one, found her to be very attractive. A very pretty face with brown hair, blue eys, and a kind smile. She is 5ft 06 which is a perfect height to me as I am 6ft 02, and she weighed about 130. She had incredible legs and butt that were obvious in the thigh high dress that she wore. And she had nice 36C breasts.
    As we walked we both disclosed to each other for the first time what kind of alternative lifestyles that we were open to. I could tell that she was nervous talking to me about it and !are me promise not to ever tell anyone about it if we did not go on seeing each other. I assured her that I would never say a word to anyone.
    She then told me that she had grown up in an i****tuous relationship with her father, and that She was looking for someone that would be understanding. She further told me that it started with her dad about six months after her mother passed away when she was 13. She said that her dad had her to start sleeping in bed with him to comfort her after her mother passed. Well after a few months of no affection for her dad, and her being a teenage girl with raging hormones, the cuddling soon turned to fondling, and the caresses soon turned to kissing. Before they knew it, full blown sexual relations began to be a nightly occurrence between them, of which, she enjoyed and initiated many times herself. K also said th at the sexual relationship between her and her dad continues to this day and probably will forever. However, her dad also wants her to find someone to start her own life with and have a family of her own, and hopefully that person will understand their relationship.
    I held her hands as she told me about her and her dad, and when she was done, I simply have her a loving smile and hugged her. I then began to tell her about my own life, and that it was actually not that much different than hers. She looked at me with a curious look as I began telling her my life. I also told K that I thought that she was very strong to tell me about her life and then I thanked her for trusting me enough to tell me.
    I told her that I never knew my father and still don't and that I am an only child just like she is. I never knew a time in my life that I ever slept in a bed other than my mother's bed with her. From birth, my mother breast fed me, and quite often had me between her legs when she breast fed me. ,Mom was very affectionate, holding me close and cuddling with me even as I grew into a teenager. My mother never stopped me from suckling and I continued on into my teens. As I grew, I realized that I was enjoying sucking and touching her breasts much differently, and in fact was becoming aroused. This started around 11 for me. I realized then as well, that whenever my mother had me between her legs that she would place her hands on my buttocks pulling me firmly against her pelvic area. When she did this, she also would move around beneath me pushing her mound firmly against me until she would finally let out a loud moan, of which I now know was her having an orgasm. Of course at 11 years old, I started having erections myself and would have dry orgasms myself. It was then that my mother told me that I really shouldn't speak of sleeping in the same bed with her or that we enjoy cuddling each other like we do. I understodd, and certainly didn't want to ruin the fun that I was having, so I never spoke of it to anyone, just as K hadn't about her and her father.
    These acts continued between my mother and I, and at 13, we began having full blown sex together, including oral, intercourse, as well as anal.
    This is Part one of my confessions. Stay tuned for Part 2.