Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Nonna

When I was 14 years of age staying at my Nonna’s house for part of the summer holidays. One afternoon she walked in on me while I was masturbating. I was hugely embarrassed and actually broke down and cried. She told me that what I was doing was a natural act and healthy. She said shame should not be had. Two nights later her and I late at night were watching a movie with Marilyn Monroe, The Seven Year Itch. I had never seen such beauty as she was and it created a tent in my pj bottoms that was hard to not be notice by Nonna. I covered up but she said stop. It’s natural. She moved closer to me on the couch and reached her hand into my pjs. Her hand felt incredibly wonderful, my heart pounding out of my chest. She had me pull my bottoms down exposing my erection. Her hand slowly caressed my cock until I came. It was incredible. She had me take off my pjs and stand before her. She cupped my balls and stroked me hard in no time. There I was fully erect standing between her legs as she stroked me. Suddenly without warning, she looked up to me and said, we must keep this to ourselves. Our secret. I agreed. Then she moved her face ever so close and before I could even react my dick disappeared into her mouth. Oh my God how wonderfully warm her mouth felt. She deep throated my six inches her finger pushing against my asshole as her head slowly bobbed up and down on my penis. Again I came with my legs buckling with each cum spasm.
Two nights later I asked if she could do that again. She said again, no one can know. I agreed. It was the end of the evening and just before we retired for the night. She took me into her room and demanded I get undressed. She then told me I needed to know how to satisfy a woman. She laid on the bed, reached under her nightgown and took her panties off. She asked that I caress her breasts and then took her nightie off and had me suckle on her big breasts. I loved it as in evidence in my cock being rock hard. As I sucked on her tits she rubbed her clit. She told me to observe her fingers and the rubbing of her clit. She then said I needed to know what to do. My fingers played with her and after 5-10 minutes she told me to put my mouth to her pussy and lightly lick her vulva. Her hands moved my head around and it didn’t take me long to catch on as to what to do. She thrusted her vulva up and down and then with her hands pulled me hard into her pussy saying keep licking. She threw her head back and soon her thighs squeezed my head hard as she came. She collapsed and after a few moments said, enter me. Wow. I thought her mouth felt incredible but her pussy easily topped that. I pumped her pussy for about 3-5 minutes and came hard in her. We both fell asleep and repeated this act many times until I left for home. And many times until I reached the age of 23. All those years later, neither her nor I told a soul. She’s long gone to the other side and I miss her big time.

  • Is This Normal?

    I'm a 29 year old, recently divorced woman. I'm currently living with my sister and her family. Without going into all the details, I've been secretly spending time with my nephews friend from College. This kid has the biggest cock I've ever seen and without a doubt, cums more than what I've ever seen, too. It's like a geyser. He, literally fills me up with the stuff! Even several hours afterward, it's still leaking out and soaking through my panties onto whatever I'm wearing. The sex is great because he can last a long time, it's just getting to a point of me ending up at work, or wherever, with cum leaking to the point of soaking my clothes. Even the next day sometimes. I've fucked more than a couple of guys that came a lot, but never like this. I just wonder if anyone else knows of, or has encountered this before? And is it normal?

    Turned On By My Daughter

    First I want to say that I love reading all of the confessions on here from guys and girls. But, I especially enjoy confessions by other women. I am a 37 year old single mother of a beautiful daughter. I am most definitely bisexual, however, I haven't had sexual relations with a man for over 17 years, and openly admit that I am more attracted to women than men. I mostly watch lesbian or fmf three some porn.
    I have raised my daughter to be proud of her body and nudity here in our house is acceptable as long as it is just us here. She has seen my naked body most of her life just as I have hers. A few years ago when she was around 12, she really started to develope, with shapely legs and thighs, a very sweet little bubble butt, and budding breasts with hard little nipples. And as always, a pretty face and long blonde hair. She even started growing pubic hair.
    Now I have always been very open with her about the female body and over time we have had several mother daughter talks about sex and sexuality. When she was around the age of 14, I started to hear moaning sounds and squeaking sounds of her bed coming from her room, especially at night time, and they were fairly loud. On several occasions I have even caught her rubbing herself under the blanket while we are watching television in the living room. Whenever we are in the living room, the aroma and sweet smell of her wetness is apparent as well.
    As you can imagine, with me being bisexual, and so much into females sexually, this is all so arousing to me , making me get extremely horny myself. Now I know that there will be some out there that will take issue with what I am about to say. But I am so turned on by, and extremely sexually attracted to my daughter, that all I can think about is making love to her day and night. Anytime I see her rubbing under the blanket, or hear her moans and her bed squeaking I have to run to my room and masturbate fantasizing about us having sex with each other. My favorite fantasy is for her and I to be scissoring each other with our clits touching each other's until we both explode in mutual orgasms squirting all over each other's pussy.
    I so wish that someday I will work up the nerve to tell her that I want her sexually and we end up enjoying a sexual relationship with each other. I wonder how many other mothers out there have the same desires as me?
    Well that's my confession. Thanks for reading.

  • When Love Is Not Enough

    My fiancée (F22) and I are due to be married in December. It is not my choice. I love her but I am not in love with her. Marriage is expected by my family, her family, the Christian faith, and American society. Even my job prospects depend on marriage!

    The woman I am in love with is my aunt (F48). We have been together since before I met my fiancée. Our age difference has provided cover. No one assumes a man of my age would be interested in a woman old enough to be my mother.

    My parents and my fiancée's parents are teasing me about how soon I plan to start a family. It's as if they would countenance the sins of premarital sex and pregnancy out of wedlock if I gave them a grandchild sooner.

    The thing is, I already have three beautiful children with my aunt. Her biological clock was ticking, and I knew I would lose her to another man if I didn't give her babies before she menopaused, so we did it.

    It is awful having a family in the shadows. I love them so much! I want to pick up my kids from preschool, I want to read with them at the library, etc., etc., but instead, everyone believes my aunt is an irresponsible single parent!

    My lawyer has looked into it and the only state where we could have been happy would have been New York.

    Yes, one state in the union allows avuncular marriage. I was making plans to move there with my aunt when my GF's parents met with mine. If I didn't propose soon, their daughter would be taken off the market.

    I really hoped I could run out the clock on that one, but instead, my parents put their business interests over my happiness. My fiancée is the daughter of my father's business partner.

    Because cohabitation is not allowed for Christians, my fiancée and I live separately. But my girlfriend visits nightly. We get the sex we need, we build intimacy, and I get in a little parenting time.

    I'm thinking now that maybe I could land a job in a foreign country, have my future wife stay stateside, and move my aunt and my existing kids. I'd have to rent an AirBnB when my future wife visited. It would be expensive but worth it. The formative years for my kids by my aunt won't ever come back.

    What would you do if you were in my shoes?

    Great View

    I love to walk behind my wife and her niece in public places. I love watching all the men turn back to look at their asses. I just think, men love them but they don’t get to see what I see at home or know the things I get to do to my wife at home. I’m a lucky guy.

  • My Sister And I

    When I was around twelve to thirteen I started getting really interested in what girls looked like naked, problem was no girlfriend and none of the other girls I were around would do anything anyways. One day in the summer, sister and I were at the beach with our sitter, she was there to make sure we did not burn the house down for the most part. All she really did was watch TV all day anyways, so we get back and head upstairs, both going to shower off and then have a snack. We flip for who gets to go first and I won, we were not even allowed in our mothers bedroom let alone use her bathroom at all.
    So I get in there and am showering when I see someone, my sister is in the bathroom staring at me thru the sliding doors, I move the door back some and look out, she is naked and waiting there. I say in a whisper, why don't you lock the door and come in here with me? She did not even hesitate, walked over locked the door, came right back and stepped in with me. I let her have the water to wet herself down while I soaping up the wash cloth ready to scrub her down, we switched back and I told to put her arms up. She is two years younger than I am and her breasts had started popping out and looked like two big nipples and she had some light pubic hair, she giggled as I washed her body then just reached out and grabbed my cock asking why it was so big now.
    I told her because of you, this is fun as I ran my soapy fingers thru her pussy lips and played with her nipples, she was enjoying it and squeezing my cock whenever she could then I had her stroke me off with both hands all soaped up. Our first playing around session went really great!
    So I am in my room still just happy as fuck about showering with her and trying to come up with some way to get her naked again. She comes into my room wearing this long t-shirt she had, it was like a beach cover up really but she liked wearing it all the time. She had a plate with our snacks on it saying Julie made us this and sets it down on my bed then as if God was just completely giving me a great day she sit with her legs crossed and nothing on under the cover up. I am staring right at her pussy eating my snack across from her and she says thought you would like seeing me again, show me your thing again. I just pull the leg hole sideways and have my cock hanging out of it with my legs open also. She is eating and just staring down at it smiling then says I like how it looks, leans forward and touches the head and shaft some.
    We spent the next several hours in my room just touching each other, absolutely amazing first day of exploring and we had the rest of the summer which was filled with sexual exploration.

    Confused

    I’m 36 and been divorced for 2years now. My wife left me to raise my two boys on my own. I’m so thankful for HER parents stepping up and helping me, as it’s not easy raising them and working. When I see my father in law with the boys, taking them fishing and playing ball with them, I can’t help but think they need a strong father figure in their life. I’m definitely ready to find love again and I’m think a stronger man may be a better choice than a woman this time around.

    My Stash

    I left to get something to eat and my brother went into my room and messed with my computer. I know this cause he left gay images up on my screen when I returned to play my games. I walk back in the room and smh and I have to fix my screen and get back to the game. My brother been doing this to me since we were kids. We’re all grown now and we’re roommates. Non of us married. Just living the single life for now… I'm also an amateur webcam model basically I like to jerk off on camera for all to see.. men, woman I like to show off in front off.

    I walked in my room and my brother in my room and he goes how long have you been doing this? I said doing what? He said I found your porn stash and I had no idea you jerk off to our nieces. He opens the folder and there are all the photos of them. He opened one up and he said you made captions in these. This one says, I like when my uncle jerks off to me” . He said, I jerk to them too!!

    Twin Trouble

    So I am 19 I have a twin sister. We have always been close. We were Homeschooled most of our lives so it was really just us. During our highschool years we were still close. We hung out with the same people. It was then I noticed that the guys were always tripping over themselves to try and get her attention. We were close enough that we talked about the boyfriend that wanted to take her virginity. I would get overly protective of her. She met a guy and were serious for a couple years. We drifted apart. But as soon as they broke up she came back to hanging out with me. We graduated and are in college. Last week her college boyfriend broke up with her. So she was upset. Someone had bought her some alcohol. I didn't want her drinking alone. We took shots. She was slamming the bottle. I went and dumped the rest of the cheap alcohol. We were both kind of tipsy. We door dashed food. We were laughing and stuff. We were watching a movie she had a headache so she asked me to rub her head. She was laying on my lap but at a weird angle. I was running my fingers thru her hair and massage her scalp. I look down and I can see down her shirt. She moves and I see her nipple I guess she wasn't wearing a bra. I looked away. Then I noticed her looking through her photo gallery. She is swiping. I see a few topless pics but she is swiping to fast. She goes back to her snap. And continue her business. I ask if I can see her phone. She hands it to me. She gets up to get more food. She almost falls down. She comes back and lays down again. I was fighting the urge but I couldn't resist. Look at the picture gallery. There were a lot of topless pic of her. And a few fully naked. I sent a bunch to my email and erased the message. My sister started complaining that she could feel a lump under her head. She sat up we watched the movie and I asked her to lean her head on my shoulder after she cried at a sad part. We stayed that was for a while. My arm was behind her back I was rubbing it. I reached all the way around I start to rub her side boob area. She didn't say anything. My finger went under her boob at one point. It was all over shirt but I know I was rubbing her tit. I swear I heard her moaning but I don't know. I hadn't ever been seen my sister like that before. But not it seems all I see is how sexy she is. Her big booty and perky tits. I feel weird. I just felt like I had to tell someone.

  • Sis Inlaw

    It was about 10 yrs ago I had been with my wife for about 3 years. We were engaged at the time. He sister was 23 . I had only been to her childhood house a couple times. they lived far away. I wAs home alone when I got lost and wandered into sis law room. My curiosity peaked by the see through bra strap hanging out of the dresser drawer. My panty fetish kicked it. I opened the drawer and looked a little bit. Making sure not to disrupt her drawer. I heard footsteps climbing the stairs. With a pair of panties in my hand I close the drawer.

    I Hear my sis in law voice getting closer. Her room is huge but also messy I'm looking for places to hide. In her open closet I see a pile of jeans, shoes and blankets in the corner. I hide in the pile in the corner of the closet. I throw a crocheted blanket over my head. I can see her enter the room through the holes in the crocheted blanket. She closes the door. I see her turn on the TV and removed her socks and shoes. She sat at the end of the bed. She was in her work out clothes. After a few minutes she stood up and pulled off her shirt. She had on a camo colored sports bra. The bra was struggling to hold in her c cup breast. She peeled of the tight leggings. She had on a black thong. She looked into the mirror. I had never noticed how sexy she was. She was 5'2 c cup breast, she was thick but not fat. Her ass was perky and thighs muscular, all the years of softball and basketball made her legs toned.

    All could do was sit under the huge pile of clothes sweating from nerves and heat. I was starting to get hard. She was in front of the mirror inspect her body from every angle. She opened her panties drawer and put out a pair. She opened other drawers and got out some clothes. My heart raced as she pulled off her sports bra. Her perky c cups finally free. She traced the indents the bra left on her skin. The touched her pierced nipples. I had no idea her nipples were pierced. The thong was next. I saw that she was shaved. Her lips perfectly together, it was almost perfect pussy. She wrapped a towel around her body and left the room.

    After she left I snuck out the room. In all the commotion I forgot to put her panties away. I put them in my Pocket and made my way down stairs. My wife and MIL decided to go shopping. They lived on the outskirts of town so store was 15 minutes away so I had at least a half and hour. I told them I wasn't feeling well so I'd go lay down. After they left I made my way the bathroom. I heard SIL still in the shower. I went back to the closet positioning my self with the crocheted blanket over my head. After a while. SIL entered the room.

    She quickly dropped her towel and for the next 10 minutes I watched her trying on different outfits, trying to match cute underwear with a sexy outfit. She was trying to get ready for her BF. After choosing the right outfit she got ready and left. I got out of my hiding spot and ran to the guest bedroom. That night When my wife got home we had amazing sexy. I convinced my wife to pierce her nipples and now she shaved her pussy. This wasn't the last time I used that hiding spot