Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Father's Day Gift

It's Father's Day and my daughter (22) woke me up with an amazing g*ft...a deep, wet blowjob that ended with her swallowing every drop of my cum.

I couldn't wish for a better daughter.

  • Wife, Sister And Me

    Long story short, after some "debate" with my wife, I was convinved and my sister-in-law will live with us for some time.

    Yesterday, my wife waited for bed time to tell me about how her sister needed a place to live for about six weeks. This kind of conversation is tough, but I managed to tell her that I don't have anything against her sister butI knew she was unemployed and that it'd put some stress on our budget.

    She then rolled over and sat on me. My cock started hardening and twitching. She took her blouse off and there she was.... Sitting on me just wearing panties, leaning down so I could suck on her big tits. "These could be her tits...", she whispered. I thought I misunderstood what she had just said, but then she pulled her pantied aside, grabbed my cock and drove it inside her wet pussy, saying "... and this could be her pussy...". There's no misunderstanding that.

    I threw her on the bed and went deep in her pussy until she asked me to fuck her ass. I turned her belly down, shoved my tongue up her ass and then went in with my cock. I slided it in slowly but steadily and then started pounding her ass harder and harder. I was holding her in place so she couldn't escape my deep thrusts, her moans and screams were almost too much to handle. Then she blurted out, "Oh, fuck my ass like it was my sister's!" I exploded inside her, my cum spurted out her hole with every thrust. She came so hard that she squirted, something she only does when she's really horny.

    After a few minutes of kissing and caressing to calm down, our bodies just fell to the bed and we shared a warm embrace. I wanted to ask what was that all about, but refrained. She told it herself, saying "I meant what I said, okay? I talked to her and she accepted paying us the only way she could. But I don't want you to get used to it, we'll only do it once a week while she stays here. Once she's gone, we'll never do it or talk about it again, okay?" Fine by me.

    As I was thinking of how that would go, my cock got hard again. "Look at that, you're getting hard thinking about her! Well, I guess the only thing "she" didn't do today was suck your cock, so..." She started sucking me and I got as hard as I had ever been. "Fuck my mouth, baby, show me what you're gonna do to her." I held her head and started going in until I felt my balls on her lips, then started fucking her mouth faster, telling her how I hoped her sister could handle me as good as she does. "She will, I'll hold her head down on your cock myself." I just started seeing stars.

    Then I held her head again and pulled her near my face. We kissed and I kept eye contact with her while saying I wanted to see them eating each other's pussy and passionately kissing. "What? You thought that wasn't part of the plan?" God, how I loved hearing those words! I just came all over my belly while she gently stroked my cock. She went back down and started licking my balls, cock and belly thoroughly. "Starting Monday, she will be the one cleaning all this cum and I'll be the one slurping it off her holes."

    My wife and I are no strangers to FFM threesomes, it's not anything new and yet it's much more exciting than the previous times. Every man desires to fuck their sisters-in-law, it's just common sense. My wife is an eager pussy eater, but eating her sister will be something new and I belive very exciting for all of us. I almost can't handle the waiting. My cock is hard, throbbing and drooling while I write this and think of all possible scenarios. In 24 hours I'm sure I'll be in heaven.

    Her Boyfriend Encouraged It

    1998, my girlfriend's dad walked in on her giving me a blowjob. He knelt behind her, pushed her denim skirt over her ass, pulled her panties down and screwed her from behind. It wasn't until after that I learned he had taken her a few years before. That first time, I came before he did. He let loose with a loud groan and my girlfriend squealed. WE continued dating, got married, had five children. He's father to two of them. Throughout our marriage, they have gone on "dates" together and I get to clean her un orally, which I love to do on occasion. We're all much older now, but we still get together for threesomes.

  • Comforting

    I just read a few posts about nephews and aunts getting it on. I can’t tell you how good it made me feel that I’m not alone on the i****t train. I have been hanging my head for well over two years with my actions. My niece rented a trailer parked in my backyard. By rent I mean, free. She was at the time 19 and an absolutely stunning woman. She took full advantage of what my property provided, hot tub, pool, sauna etc. Everything was proper through the winter months her often joining me in the house watching Netflix together, dinners, bbq and such. When spring rolled around she walked often into my home unannounced wearing very daring string, micro bikinis. She wasn’t shy about her body and would position herself in such manners that I could literally see her little brown anus with the string running through it. Of course being a healthy man, I wanted her badly but took no action. I like doing a tub at night and she often joined me but always with a bathing suit on. Knowing she was going to join me I too wore a suit which I normally do not. This one night she wearing one of these micro bikinis revealing enough as it were, as soon as it got wet it was totally see through. She acted like she didn’t know and apologized. I said no need. She then stood up and took it off saying how much nicer it felt to be nude in the water. I agreed and I too took with her insistence my suit off exposing my already erect member. She said, “My God you have a perfect looking erection.” Whatever that means. She was happy at my being aroused and said it was a shame we weren’t taking advantage of it. I told her we best not for our family’s sake. She agreed. That one night changed our relationship dramatically. She walking around my home topless and fully nude from the pool to the beer fridge or in the mornings fetching a cup of coffee. She was always making flirty comments like, “Are you ever going to fuck me?” or “My daddy would be so angry if he knew you were seeing me this way.” Believe me, it wasn’t easy. On the morning of my birthday she came into the kitchen wearing a tiny robe and as I ate my breakfast at the island she said she had a g*ft for me saying, “Would you like to open it up now?” Sure! Well she crawled up on the island taking her robe off, sat on the edge before me, dr**ed her legs over my shoulders and said “eat me.” That was my breaking point. I ate that beautiful c**t of hers until she came and then slid my cock in her ever so beautiful clam. She quickly moved into my home and bed where we fucked regularly. She has moved on but we keep in touch. I just feel better knowing I’m not alone. Thx

    Wife Caught Me Making Out With Sister

    I've always had a thing for my sister but unlike others here, we never got to do anything when we were growing up.

    Well, she comes to visit for a week. We end up going places where we'd never gone before, romantic and sexual places. Then, my damned wife walks in and sees me and my sister naked and kissing.

    My wife blows it way out of proportion and is filing for divorce.

    Fine! I'm going to move in with my sister. I love her and sex with her is way better.

  • My Cousin

    Family wedding. My cousin came back to my hotel room. Just chatted shit and did a few lines for a few hours. We just called it a night and thank God we did. The longer she stayed, the more I noticed how hot shes gotten since the last time i saw her.
    Id love to but I cant be the one who makes the first move.

    Daughter Cried Out, "Give Me Your Baby!"

    She's been back home since she graduated from college and her fiancé has been staying over some nights.

    Our house is old and the walls are thin, so my wife and I hear them making love. I also found several pregnancy tests (all negative) in the trash.

    It's a little distressing to hear your own daughter yell out, "Give me a baby, give me your baby now, knock me up, damnit!" and then hear your future son-in-law grunt then cry out, "Take it, you little slut, take my babies!" My wife was very embarrassed.

    My Hot Granddaughter

    I’m 69, 6’ 185 and considered a nice looking old guy. My wife is 61, 125 and looks amazing. “Our” granddaughter is visiting; 22, 5’4” 110, incredible ass and tiny tits. My kind of body! I used quotes because she’s my biological granddaughter. I was married to her grandmother 45 years ago.
    We live at the beach. Like many young hotties my granddaughter flaunts her body. About an hour ago she walked into the den where I was sitting and where her suitcase is located. She had on a short t shirt with her thong bathing suit under. She had her back to me and bent over at her hips so that her ass spread so wide I could see edges of her anus. I thought I’d cum in my boxers.
    Right now she’s sitting across me with very short shorts on and every now and then spreading her leg a bit. I so want her to sit on my face and lick her pussy and asshole while I stroke myself and we both cum.

    I’m Such An Idiot

    I have read confessions that have disgusted me thinking I could never do such a thing, particularly when it comes to family. Well I’m a fool. My nephew has been staying with me being that my home is very much a convenience for his job. He has been living in my house for the past 4 months. He feels free enough to walk around in his underwear in the morning or come out of the shower with merely a towel and at 20 years of age and athletic, let’s say, it’s a welcomed sight. We talk a lot and spend fair amounts of time with each other. Of course fucking him has crossed my mind with each thought bringing shame. My only solace being it’s in my mind never to become real. One day he injured his back playing lacrosse and I offered to give him a back massage. He gladly accepted. Fortunately or unfortunately we had had several glasses of red so we were both more loose in thought and action. He retired to his room waiting for me to come back with baby oil. When I entered the room he was laying face down buck naked. I laughed and said, really … you think this proper? He said, we’re family and didn’t move to cover up so I began. I worked his entire back and found myself working his rock hard butt cheeks. He moaned and expressed his enjoyment so I continued down to his legs. He spread his thighs which exposed the head and part of the shaft of his penis. I took it in my hand and it became hard fast. He rolled over and with no words expressed, I continued the hand job one hand stroking and the other caressing his balls. The image of this young powerful man, laying there enjoying what I was doing, really got me aroused. It wasn’t too long before I placed him in my mouth and vigorously worked his cock with my tongue rubbing the underside of his cock. He pulled me off and up, me straddling his waist. He lifted my sundress up and off me, I now topless and in panties. He rolled me onto my back took my panties off and entered my very wet pussy. His thrusts and the power coming from him was so exciting I came in record time and he followed soon. We fucked four times that night and have been every other day since. My God I feel guilty but my body so wants this. Not a good aunt I’m afraid. My brother would kill me.

  • I've Made A Real Mess Of Things

    I suppose many reading this think I deserve everything I get if my daughter goes ahead with her plan. Lots of peoplr who do not understand the closeness of families and the want of affection will think this is a daydream let me assure you now this feels like a Nightmare!

    A recap. My wife is an highflyer, she has put her career ahead of me and our daughter. Financially speaking she could give up work tomorrow and we would be sound. Well here is the predicament my daughter wants to change her single bed to a double bed, she has the space and I've put it in a on-line shopping basket for delivery. That's going to set her mum off when she gets home later tonight. My daughter Heidi has rang the hotel my wife apparently stays at saying it was my daughters college and has given an old mobile number I had for one of my volunteers, but her mum hasn't called back and the hotel says that she hasn't booked in yet! To cut a long story short my daughter wants me to challenge her mum and sleep in the single room then at some point in the next few weeks come into my daughters room and fuck her whilst her mum is the next room.

    I am stuck, I have gone from having a routine missionary marriage with sex happening a couple of times a month then it was once a month to no sex with her at all. The last 5 years it has been me and my hand, Covid introduced the novelty of chat rooms and Camming! I was on the verge of engaging into a same sex relationship when my daughter seduced me just over a week ago. On paper I would have rejected this as disgusting and immoral behaviour. However something in me has been ignited and I have had the most passionate hot carnal sex in my life.My daughter on one hand is very discreet and careful not to let her very few friends , neighbours or college staff know about our relationship. She has even suggested we go and live in the West of Scotland quite remotely and we can be as affectionate as we want with knowing knowing our real connection.But now Heidi is taking a sexual delight in rubbing hers mum's nose in the face that her daughter is now sleeping with her husband! I have tried to reason and Heidi has said she's not unreasonable and she will give me till the end of the month to ask her mum for an explanation of why she has spent Christmases away from us spent more time away from the family than with and has not had sex with me for over 5 years.

    "Face it daddy she has someone else! But that's okay she says as she takes my hand and head upstairs, "so do you now!" As she starts to strip again!