HappyFellow77

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Gender: Straight Male
Age: 54
Relationship Status : Single
Profile Visits : 556
Number of Comments : 86
Number of Confessions : 9
About HappyFellow77:

Just a regular guy who absolutely loves eating pussy. I should have been born a lesbian! lol

HappyFellow77's Favorite Confessions:

Too Loose To Date?

I'm a single mom of 4 grown children. All are out of the house and have their own places now. I have had the house to myself for a couple of years now. Been divorced for over 4 years. After the initial few months of being depressed I started feeling better about myself. I'm in decent shape. I'm 5'5" 146 lbs red hair 34C. I have always loved sex ever since I started in my teens. I married my HS sweetheart at 21and thought we would be together forever. Unfortunately he left me for his young girlfriend. It was pretty hard on me. I had sworn off men forever! I started buying all kinds of sex toys because I was still horny all the time. In the first year after my divorce I spent nearly $2000 on sec toys including a fucking machine from Ken's twisted minds. And I have 11 dildos that attach to it. I kept buying bigger and bigger ones. The feeling of getting stretched and pounded as hard and fast as I want for as long as I want was-is amazing. But just like anything else, over time I've started missing things like sucking cock and getting eaten out, or he'll, even just kissing. So for the last year or so I went on a few of the popular free dating sites and apps. Never had a problem getting a date. I still look good I think. But of the 6 men I have had sex with it always seems like a one and done. I finally asked the last guy if he just dated me until he got some pussy then went on to his next conquest. He said I think you're really pretty and you're very nice and you give great head. But please don't be upset because this is as honest I can be, you are just too loose. Fucking your pussy feels ok for a minute or two then I really can't feel a thing. You don't do anal and it's really hard for me to cum from just a blowjob.

I was floored. I thought my pussy snapped back into shape like after having a kid. But apparently I've ruined it. I turn between getting rid of the toys and letting it tighten up, or even getting surgery to tighten it up. But quite honestly I can't. I love being stuffed. I closed all my dating accounts and I think I'll just keep doing myself. I have considered finding a hung black man but I'm afraid he'll tell me the same thing. After all one of the guys I dated was pretty big.

But I miss the intimacy between a man and a woman too. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!

Lost Man Card?

Ok this is kind of embarrassing but wtf, I read all these confessions and even though most are creative writing, I appreciate them along with the real confessions just for entertainment value. Anyhow, my confession.

I was motivated to write this after reading a confession where this guy told about having sex with a thin pale ginger with small tits. Thin flat chested pale redheaded gingers are my absolute weakness. My confession is that I've allowed one or two to treat me in ways I'd never tolerate from anyone else ever. I've been ghosted, chested on, lied to numerous times, knowing they were fucking someone else but still tolerated it just because they'd let me eat their pussies, fuck their pussy and ass and get great head and do all kinds of things with toys and ducking machines, you name it. Thing is I know what this makes me and it's only for this specific type of woman. I'm no cuck. I don'tike dick. I'm pretty much an alpha male type. But damn it all goes out the window for a ginger. She doesn't have to be pretty even. Just thin and ginger and I'm putty in her hands.

FTM Tranny Clit!

A while back when CL had personal ads, yes quite a while back, I responded to an ad where a FTM trans person wanted someone to eat her pussy but no penetration. Well me being a pussy eating freak was ok with just being used for giving her-him head. She looked like a guy when dressed but still had tits, even though they were small. She had the biggest clit I ever saw. I loved sucking on that clit while I licked her pussy. It was a pretty pussy too and she kept it nice and shaved. The first few times this is how it went. She came to my place after we had met in public and laid out the ground rules, then she took her pants and underwear off say back on the sofa and spread her legs, I knelt down and ate her out until she came enough. Then she would put her pants back on and left. We exchanged numbers and she would text me and ask if she could come by. I always said yes. It got to where she would come over at least 3 times a week on average and sometimes every day. Eventually she wanted to play with my dick so I let her. She even gave me a BJ a few times. But we never fucked. She didn't even want.y fingers inside her. But I loved eating her out. She wasn't very attractive at all in the face but had a nice ass and a beautiful pussy. We had a weird kind of friendship but I'd say we were friends even though I'm over 20 years older.

I moved to SC fory job a couple of years ago and lost touch with her. I would love to have a friend like her again but have no idea how to find or meet anyone like her now that CL no longer does personal ads. If you never ate a sweet pussy with a huge 1.5 inch clit, you don't know what you're missing.

If you're a FTM or even just a regular female who would like an arrangement like this let me know. If be happy to fuck you too, any way you like it. But if all you want is some awesome head, you should email me. Bernedup at Yahoo!

Here I Am Contemplating The Future With A Baby I Didn't Expect

I'm 36, I just confirmed I am pregnant with a doctor, I am single, always have been and the father is my married supervisor at work. I haven't told him yet. A one night stand, while his wife was visiting her mother with the kids, in her bed. I don't think there is going to be much sympathy there.

I have always been against abortion. Since I was 10. I grew up where every baby is welcome, even if that baby is from an unmarried woman and her baby's father is a married man. I will not have an abortion. That means I will go through with this pregnancy and I will keep and raise this child. I am not rich by any means, but I have a great job, I am degreed and have a professional certification and a great work history. Even if I changed jobs I expect I will be paid within 10% of what I'm earning how.

I am not the hotty down the hall. In fact I am anything but conventionally attractive, and I'm ok with that. Many women have a bit of a big caboose and not much on their chest, in a society that pretends to be all about what's between your ears, your chest matters more when fishing for a man. No brains and big tits wins the day. All brains and no tits puts you in the boat I'm in. It's a fact so don't comment about how wrong it is, men want tits.

My supervisor is a man who hits on women all the time. That night he joined a group from the office for Mexican food and I stayed behind, he started kissing my hand, my thigh and asking me if I wanted to play hide the weenie. I said what the fuck, at least I will get laid. (not a virgin but almost). He was pretty into himself, sex was all about him getting his rocks off. I got wet, but only after he had penetration going. I'm shy and it was embarrassing for him to force me to show myself with the lights on. He ate pussy, I sucked dick, he got around to my backside and I decided to let him, he used my pussy juice to wet me up and frankly he slid in without a problem. While he was giving me the treatment I hit my clit and I managed to orgasm. I'm not a prude, I just don't get much practice.

So now I have a baby of my own. I won't have to the favorite aunt anymore, I'm going to grow a baby and push it out and be able to share from experience instead of wondering what it must be like. My current situation is how do I tell my supervisor, it al all. Do insist on child support, if I do he gets to call the shots. What about his wife, I can't expect her to be thrilled about a one night stand baby in her midst. A lot leans me towards just going on with my pregnancy and not getting my supervisor involved. But, and this is the 'but' in the equation, not having a father for my baby is not what I want.

So there it is, all out in the open, knocked up at 36, twenty years later than most.

It May Be My Inner Self, But I Missed My Husband And My Family

I joined a new gym and signed up for the early morning spinning class. I met a woman there who is a paralegal at the same firm where I work (I'm an immigration attorney). We would not otherwise have a social outlet but in this case I felt I needed to act social with her.

I am a closeted lesbian, I've been married and have two children. My sexual identity brought my marriage to an end, although I remain on good terms with my ex husband. I don't know why, in small talk with this woman I blurted that out. I'm usually very careful with what I say. She responded by asking me if I had a girlfriend to which I answered "I wish".

Walking to our cars she told me how nice it was to meet me and maybe we can do lunch. Again, in our firm the attorneys don't lunch with the hired help. Sorry for the view, but that's how it is in most professional offices, you just don't socialize with the staff. But when she called and left a message I agreed, after all I see her at spin class three times a week. She took me to a place she liked, all and I mean all, women. She knew some of the women there and introduced me as her boss. Women alone at the bar sipping wine, women together at small tables holding hands, women on the make with some young woman they were trying to impress. And me, with my paralegal friend from work.

She came out, she didn't hold back, she was active in the lesbian community and did pro bono work for women who needed a helping hand. She told me about her lost love and asked me in a very frank way what it was like living with a man, intimacy with man, 'what's it like?' The whole lunch was about sex with a man, pregnancy, giving birth, living with two daughters. And like the fool I was right then I answered everything, even told her that sex with a man was just that sex, it doesn't make you sick. She confessed that more than once men had propositioned her, including attorneys at work, but she had turned them down.

Things went from bad to worse, I ended up in bed with her, she was the one with experience so she pretty much had the lead. She did get me to orgasm, something my husband never did. She taught me some tricks, and called her clit 'Joshua', because it is vestigial male appendage. It wasn't long, like weeks, before she was bringing me things she prepared, and she was inviting me to lesbian gatherings, bars and restaurants. She always told her friends I was her boss and she pointed out one or two girls she had been to bed with. Then one day I got a text from her, with a picture of a naked girl, I recognized the girl and she told me that was the girl we met the other night, she did porn.

What was I getting into? I called my ex and had a long talk with him. I asked him to tell me what do, no I wanted him to tell me what to do. Just take charge of the situation, set my boundaries and hold me to them. His first question was about liking her, sure I did, I was having sex with her. Then lay back and enjoy it. I told him he didn't understand, that was my role with him, Here I was supposed to be the assertive one with her, she was the one baking cookies for me.

All in all my affair with her lasted four months. I asked my husband to take me back, let me go back home. I'm a better wife than a lesbian.

I Gave French Lessons But He Expected A Blowjob

This encounter was and is my dirty secret but sometimes I daydream about it so I will share it here. It started as a misunderstanding. He was in Montreal for a few days from the Caribbean, visiting family. I was tutoring French and English as a second language (ESL) at the time. I’d just received my degree in linguistics and was tutoring in my home office. I had lots of time for it when my husband was away on one of his many business trips. When I got a request in response to my on-line ad I was surprised when a black dude in tight red jeans showed up and asked if I was the one who did French. I confirmed I was and invited him into my office room in the basement. I took a seat but he chose to stand. I gave him my rate per session and he was surprised at how low it was. That was odd because it was the going market price for French lessons. I asked him if there was a particular topic of interest to him for the French words to use. He seemed quite interested in that. As we talked I noticed the bulge that appeared at his crotch. He said, “What’s this called in French?” and unzipped his jeans exposing his impressive black cock. I couldn’t help gasping and staring at it. He continued, and how do you say, “Suck my cock, in French?”

He held his cock in his hand and waved it. I was shocked and asked him what he thought he was doing. He realized the misunderstanding and explained that in his country a prostitute would advertise for French lessons if she specialized in blowjobs. He was just responding to my ad because he needed one and thought it was kinky when I talked about doing it in French. I had to laugh but I also kept staring at his cock. He told me how a blue eyed blonde like me would have a real good business in his country as a blowjob girl. Then he asked me if I had ever sucked a black cock. I confessed I had not. He suggested I try it and moved closer so his cock was in my face. I wrapped my hand around it and felt it stiffen.

He invited me to taste it so I licked the tip with my tongue then gave it a kiss. He knew I wanted it and as soon as I parted my lips he thrust his hips forward pushing his cock into my mouth. I could feel my pussy getting moist as he fucked my face. I kept one hand on his cock to prevent him from gagging me and lifted my dress with the other then pulled my panties aside to rub my aroused clit. He stopped fucking my face to delay his orgasm. He told me he enjoyed watching white women suck his cock and wanted it to last. I was so aroused at this point I begged him to let me suck it and leaned forward to do it. He moaned with pleasure and when I gave him some eye contact I saw him leering down at me with a satisfied smug look. It had obviously pleased him to hear me beg to suck his cock.

I used all my cock sucking experience to please him. My lips, tongue and throat all came into play. Soon he could not delay his orgasm any longer. He put a hand on my head to ensure his cock stayed firmly in my mouth as he filled it with a huge load of his warm, thick creamy cum. The taste of his cum as it covered my tongue and the feel of it as it slid down my throat triggered my orgasm and I moaned with pleasure as I swallowed it. He grunted with satisfaction and watched me intently as I continued sucking his cock until I felt it finally soften let it slide out of my mouth.

I sat back in the chair and saw him sneering at me as he said, “Whores get a good tip for swallowing the cum.” He tossed some bills on my desk and stuffed his cock back into his tight red jeans. I told him he didn’t have to pay me saying, “I'm not a whore, I asked you, even begged you to do it. I can’t take money for that. I enjoyed it as much as you”. Then I asked if he could return soon with a submissive pleading sound to my voice. He gave me that leering smirk again as he told me he would return the next day if I let him fuck me. I quickly agreed. I wanted his hard cock in my pussy more than I had wanted it in my mouth. As he left he slapped my butt and said, “Tomorrow I’m gonna fuck your white ass.” And he did, literally.

The Young Hooker In Malta

In my mid career I had to travel a lot overseas. It was mostly customer based, but I also had company management issues to attend to. I stayed at a new hotel, and the staff was very pleasant. That night around nine I got a call from the front desk, it was the girl that checked me in. She asked if I was comfortable, if there was anything I needed. She was getting off and if I needed an escort for the evening she was happy to help me. I sat on the side of the bed, was she propositioning me? I thought about it and said yes, I could get a drink.

She met me at the corner, not in the lobby. She had changed and was wearing a cocktail dress, very short and she was very shapely. Without the uniform of the hotel she was very attractive. We took a cab and went to the hot spot area of town and to a bar she recommended. It was loud and packed and it was mostly young people, I felt a bit out of my element. She hung on to my arm, and ordered the drinks and spotted a small table. We sat on the small couch, very close together. She made sure that my glass was not empty. I thought to myself, she's getting a kickback on the liquor.

With that and the noise and everything she said she had to use the ladies room, she stood up and reached up with both arms to let her hair loose and I got the flash of a perfectly smooth pussy. Oops, she apologized, and pulled her dress down to cover it. Damn this girl was good. We stayed there for a while, I was getting dizzy so I said we needed to move on and get something to eat. We walked down the block to a small restaurant, she talked to the hostess and we got a table in the back where we could see but not be seen. She ordered wine for both of us, and a setting of hors d'oeuvres. She was stoking the service, another kickback opportunity. It was getting expensive, but who cares? Right.

We had dinner, she ordered for both of us, she didn't eat half of what was served. I told her frankly, because by then between the drinks and the time difference I was getting tired and was falling asleep. She suggested that we take a walk by the river, and along the way she told me that she lived right up the street. We walked to her apartment and before I could say anything she stripped of her dress, and stood totally naked except for her high heels. She unbuttoned my shirt and pushed me on the bed and took my shoes and socks off and worked my pants and pulled them off.

Her hand and mouth worked my cock and when I was more or less at attention she got on rode me down, holding my hands against her breasts. I was waking up, and the buzz was passing fast and she looked beautiful in the moonlight. I started to lose my erection, so she got off and worked on my cock with her mouth and hands and decided that while she was working on me, she would have work on her, and with that she straddled my face and bent over to suck my cock. Her pussy was wide open, in full bloom, and I grabbed her hips and took it all in. Right then, I didn't give a damn, I got hard again and my ego got the better part of me, and I flipped her on her back and fucked her to completion. Then I fell asleep,

In the morning she served me coffee and a pastry and we had small talk and she told me I was really tired the night before. I told her, yes, the time change and the liquor and the food, what did she expect. She laughed. She told me that she worked at the hotel because getting good jobs was hard. She told me she came from a small town where all the young people were leaving. I got around to ask her, if she needed a tip for last night. Only if you want, she said. But obviously yes. I left her my cash reserve, 200 Euros and she put them in drawer in the dresser. And with than she pushed me back on the bed, and got on me, and with her face a half inch from mine, she whispered in my ear, 'take me to America'.

I Been Wanting Cock All My Life And Can't Get It , COD ASAP!

I been watching spank bang again. and love sex in castles porn. for some reason that era turns me sexually on , the middle ages .

I have wanted to know what it feels like to be in love with a beautiful husband and looking beautiful myself healthy and fresh and sensual love making.

I forced an orgasm to it as well. fingering myself. I just want to find this love before I die. seriously I know I am a wonderful sensual woman looking for a real husband with real love and not bs.

God why don't you just send one COD!

My First MMF - Still Gaped

Hello again everyone. As you know from my last two postings, my c**t was left gaped by a horse cock and his smaller, but very hung friend. My husband and I had sex this evening before bed and I could not feel him. I did not cum. I blamed being ‘too’ wet. He came, but only because I sucked him off ‘mercy’ style.

I was worried my c**t would not snap back into place after two nights with these two men. It hasn’t and that was over 9 days ago. I have tried to do exercises to tighten her up but it isn’t working.

Both men have been sending me pictures of their cocks all day! One said I should go away on business next week and visit them for a few days. (What…so I can be more gaped?). My problem….I am thinking about doing it.

I never considered size as a need, but fuck, I need big cock so bad right now. It is 4:38 am, my gaped c**t is soaked and on fire. I am literally sitting on the couch in my den in a blanket, fully naked, legs wide open with both my black and my clear dildos shoved in my c**t. I am literally hammering them in as deep as they will go. So hot, so horny, so fucking needy!

I may need to touch base with all of the men who flirt with me in a given day to see who is really packing. My gaped count is desperate!

More Than 20 Years Later We Still Get Together Go Down On Each Other

this was back in high school. we had a group and we went out as a group. one weekend one of our group said that her parents were out and that we could go to her house. every teenager's dream come true. we were there and it was still hot, this is in florida, and we decided to go swimming, skinny-dipping. the truth was that it was everyone's first time skinny-dipping and it sounded fun and easy, until you had to take off your clothes.

the routine was to strip close to the edge and jump in immediately, and stay in up to your neck. the girls got together in a protective group, and boys who thought it was a good idea to dive below the surface got kicked a we all moved our legs around quickly so they couldn't see anything. but that didn't change that we were naked and the naked water was washing through our crotches and getting our nipples hard.

the boys seemed to do better, but as everyone who has little brothers knows, their penis shrunk and their ego with it. finally one of the girls said that what we were doing was pretty dumb and she suggested that we all get out at one time and just stand naked around the pool and get it over with. hands to the side, don't cover up anything, true for the boys and true for the girls. it was embarrassing and everyone felt self conscious. the next step was to pair off, a boy and a girl, and a boy and girl, until we ran out of boys and then it was two girls at a time. that was your date for the party.

every boy knew he was getting a naked girl, and every girl hoped that she would be let last to avoid being with a naked boy. after the pair offs, the music was put on and the hostess got into her parent's bar and brought out rum and vodka and beer. we started playing games, all of them sexual, if you lost you had to kiss your date, starting with the mouth and down and down until you got to the genitals. kissing a boy's penis in front of everyone was a hundred times harder than having your pussy kissed in front of everyone. since I was one of the four girls paired with a girl, she and I both had to kiss pussy.

you don't know what to expect until you lock your lips on her pussy, and she immediately puts her hands on your head and holds you there. wet pool water pussy sneaking my tongue in between her lips to get to her tender parts, as she held my head hard against her. my tong got in and her vagina started to juice up and my eyes were closed and I didn't stop until she started to hump back, I had hit a nerve and she had an orgasm. I won't say that's what did it, but when I came bac up and we locked eyes together I trembled and held her head against my chest.

for a few minutes that night no one else was around us, it was just the two of us. after the party and the remaining days of school we kept close and more than once laid back on her bed or mine and just let ourselves be touched, nothing was sacred, her fingers touched everything and my fingers touched everything. we went down on each other, alone without any one else present, we ate with our mouths open and our tongues tasting everything. here we were, finishing the eleventh grade and we had not sucked a cock but we had eaten pussy.

we go on escape weekends, we've been on a cruise, we have afternoon parties. and with no one around we kiss deeply and let ourselves undress and lock lips on pussy and work until we can trigger an orgasm. I can say, without any doubt what soever, that I have never had an orgasm from sex with my husband. but I've had dozens, hundreds of orgasms, with my high school date of that evening.