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Blackmailed My Mom

This has been going on since last August.

I caught my mom cheating on m dad. My dad is a truck driver and is away from home for days at a time. I work for a landscaping company so I'm usually gone all day from sun up to sundown. I had gotten cut real bad at work and had to go get stitches and ended up going home early. I came in the back door an I hear all this loud screaming yeah fuck me, take that you white whore and so on. Right there in our living room two black dudes are fucking my mom at the same time. She's on top of one and the other is behind her pounding away in her ass I guess. Either way they were fucking her at the same time. I stood there and watched, unnoticed for 5 minutes or so. I have to admit I got a huge boner. I was torn between being so pissed off and so turned on. Eventually I cleared my throat and said I guess hi mom is not what you wanted to hear. The next minute or so was funny looking back on it. She screams oh my god!!! Stop stop stop!!! But they kept on fucking her til they nutted I guess. Then grabbed their pants put them on and left. My mom cried and cried saying she was sorry blah blah blah. I was still stuck between being pissed and horned up. I never saw my mom naked before and I had never thought of her sexually. She's my mom. Not ugly or fat just my mom ya know? She ran to her room and then I to her bathroom. She was sti crying. I went I there and through the bathroom door asked if she did this all the time, what kind of slut is she and so on. She first said she wasn't prepared to talk about it. So I said ok I'm calling dad right now. She came out of the bathroom with just a bathrobe on. And begged me to wait. We sat on the bed and I said I want the truth, anything else and I call dad. So she told me how these two black dudes have been fucking her for over a year every time dad's out on a long haul. I said how can you do this? She said she's just so horny all the time and masturbating doesn't cut it. She had car trouble one day and they stopped to help. She was sorta forced to repay their kindness and once they fucked her she wanted more. Now that was honest. So now what she said. She looked down and noticed the bulge in my pants. She then said so now will you promise not to tell your dad if I end this with them? I had to think on it. I was really still stuck between horny and upset. My dick was still hard.
Now ya gotta understand, I was still a virgin. I'm not good looking and not good with girls. I wanted sex. I said that to her. I want sex mom. She said with me??? No way, you're my only child. I could never! Ok mom I'll just tell dad you like getting double teamed by black dudes. She begged me please no. Anything else, I'll do anything else you want.
I can't really explain what came over me. It was kind of like rage but horny rage. I said you will suck my dick whenever I want and I get to fuck you when I want too. Please son, don't make me do this.
Mom you have to, you fucking slut. Or else dad will know you've been doing this shit for over a year. I don't think he'd be very understanding. Now suck me, and I whipped it out. She was crying and I almost gave in. But something came over me as I saw her tits as her bathrobe had opened. She has pretty tits. Nice big nips and not too saggy. I stepped closer grabbed her hair and put my dick to her mouth. Kiss it! She did. Now suck it mom. She started sucking like she really didn't want to. Like just the head. I said come on a slut like you knows how to suck a dick. So she started doing better. It only took a couple minutes of this and I shot my load in her mouth. I loved it. I could hardly keep my balance as she swallowed it all. She still had tears running down her cheeks. There are you happy? she yelled. I said that felt great. But no. I'm no where near happy. I pushed her back on the bed and pulled her robe open. I like your tits mom. And I like your shaved pussy. I'm going to fuck you. Please don't son, please! I said why, is my dick not big enough for your slut c**t? Then I slapped her pussy. She yelped and closed her legs. I pushed them apart and slapped it again. And again and again. She started morning. My whore mother liked it. I did too. I slapped it and fingered it and all that cum and pussy juice was running out. I put two then three then all four fingers in her and I was jamming them in and out fast and furious. She didn't even try to stop me. She loved it. I loved it. Damn mom you're fucking hot. You are a fucking hot slut aren't you? Yes, yes I am. I love it! Go ahead treat me like the whore I am. So I did. I fucked her three times that day. Her pussy was pretty loose and wet but it felt great.

So now whenever dad's on a long haul I fuck my mom. She cut it off with the black dudes or so she says, although I'm not totally sure. But I don't care. I get head and pussy and ass whener I want it. Mom even told me that she cums best when I fuck her ass. She is a slut. But I don't care. She never tells dad no.he gets all that good sex from her. I guess he thinks she couldn't be fucking around since they are in bed most of the day when hes not on the road.

Until I can get a girlfriend I'll keep fucking her. You would too. No l, she's not some hot mom. Just a mom, like any other. But you'd fuck her too if you were me.

I like it now when she asks me for sex. Or when she comes to my bed in the middle of the night because she needs some more.

I love my slut mom.

My Husband Doesn't Know. . .

Back in 2011 I was 34 in my 39-year-old husband took a job out west so that I could go to grad school at a school I really wanted to go to. So we moved from the east coast to the West Coast. I immediately met a guy in my class who was 5 yrs my jr but every bit my type in a way I never thought possible. I'm not going to say I ever wanted to be with this guy but I will also say I've never wanted a guy as bad as I wanted this one. For 3 years straight I try my best to come on to him in subtle yet persistent ways but it just seemed like he either wasn't taking the hint or wasn't interested. This was very confusing for me because my entire life I have always received a ton of attention from Men of all ages all of the time everywhere I go. I am well aware that I am very attractive and I'm sure it does not hurt that I have huge boobs which I prominently display anytime there's an opportunity for cleavage to come out. Yes, I'm That girl. I always dress cute and wear heels and show my cleavage and do my makeup. Before I quit my day job to go to grad school full time I was a professional makeup artist. Anyway, I had never really tried to come on to a guy before because I'd never really had to so it was very frustrating to fail each time. Finally one day, this guy, who I guess you could say I was on pretty good terms with even though nothing had ever happened, needed a ride home from class because his car was in the shop. We got to his apartment and asked if I could come inside and use the restroom. Afterwards, we sat on the couch and talked for a few minutes. I noticed that he kept staring at my boobs and in general had been looking at me in a way I had not noticed before over the last few weeks. Then I remembered that before the semester started I made a conscious decision to start not wearing my ring to class around him to see if he would notice, which eventually he did and he asked me about it. I told him that my husband and I were going through a rough patch and that we were still living together but we were living as if we were separated. This wasn't true but I didn't want him to have any reason to hesitate. Finally, I decided as we were sitting there to just go for it and I came out and just asked him bluntly if he wanted to fuck me. This led to him eventually pinning me down on his bed and thrusting his dick inside of me for about 3 minutes before he was forced to pull out all over my tits. I was disappointed because the whole reason I have been trying to seduce him for so long would it because I wanted to get pregnant by him. I wanted to have his baby because I knew that this baby would end up being beautiful. My husband on the other hand is not a very good looking person but he doesn't make a lot of money and I know him whenever leave me so I figured having a beautiful kid by another guy but leaving my husband to think it's his kid would be the best of both worlds and this was the plan I had set in motion for several years now and thought it was about to come into fruition. Even if he had not pulled out on this occasion I probably still would not have gotten pregnant because I wasn't ovulating but he would have at least gotten comfortable with the idea of coming inside me. I told him I was on the pill and that he didn't have to pull out next time... And from that point forward he never did. Finally after about 3 or 4 months my period was late one day so I took a pregnancy test and sure enough I was pregnant. I immediately came up with a plan to seduce my husband by getting him drunk and riding him until he finished my inside me as a way to justify the unexpected conception. We rarely had sex and when we did i either made him pull out or put a condom on. So i figured the booze would explain the spontaneous risky romp. I also went no contact with the guy who got me pregnant. I never told him and we never spoke again. As far as i know he doesn't know I have a child much less that it is his! My husband has no clue... Or if he does he keeps it to himself. My lul girl is absolutely gorgeous and looks much more like myself with some of her (biological) father's features and absolutely nothing like my husband.

I know this was a horrible thing to do not just to my husband or the other guy but also to my child. I wasn't thinking of any of that at the time. It's hard to explain but i was single-mindedly determined to make this happen. Like some innate biological instinct had taken over my body and mind and the closer i got to 40 the more obsessed (or possessed lol) i felt. Still i know i am a horrible person and a shitty wife and you probably will say i am a horrible mother even though i think i am a fabulous mom. My lil girl is my reason for breathing and i put every ounce of my being into my loving her. But still, how many people can say they purposely planned an extramarital pregnancy with the explicit intention of deceiving everyone involved simply so they could have the shallow satisfaction of having a good looking kid, reliving their youth through a beautiful child, and going to suck extreme lengths to make it happen? Not many, i bet. But I did... And no else has ever had a clue... Until now! And i know, i know,... Ancestry DNA databases will probably out me eventually. Oh, well. I prob deserve everything coming.

Married Slut

I met this woman at my gym who is a bit older, married with kids. She has a pretty decent body and big tits so I was very flirty with her which she definitely enjoyed. I tried to see if I could take it farther because I thought it would be fun to fuck her. After a long time I almost gave up but then she invited me for coffee. Talked about her husband traveling a lot or something and I ended up back at her place and fucked her for the first time. After that it became a pretty regular thing. I really had no feeing for her other then it was fun to be fucking late 30s married slut. I decided to start pushing her limits to see what I could get away with. It was actually quite easy to get her to take creampies and facials and even lick my ass and all kinds of kinky shit like that. It almost got boring because she would always just do whatever I wanted. I decided to really be an asshole and see how far I could go. I ended up inviting her to a sex party that I found out about online. He husband was away for a weekend and she made plans to have a night alone. We went to the party and it was also my first time and it was kind of strange but I just wanted to see what she would do. I started talking to all the guys and pretending she was my wife and how I just wanted everyone to fuck her. She ended up being passed around by every guy at the party. It was kind of fucked up watching all these guys just fucking her like that. By the end she was covered in cum, it was on her face and tits and in her pussy and ass. I stepped up and face fucked her and when I was ready to cum I had her hold her tits together but instead pointed my dick at her hand and covered her ring. I think that was the thing that’s went her over the edge because she got up and rushed to the bathroom and cleaned up and got dressed to leave. When we got to her house she told me that this was just too much for her and she wanted to end it. I told her I was ok with that but only if she did one more thing. She agreed to anything as long as it was really over. So I had her strip naked and suck my dick in the back seat. Then lay down on the seat while I straddled her and to titty fucked her h too I came all over her face. I told her I was keeping her clothes and she had to walk into her house naked and covered in cum like a whore.

Seduced By A Devilish Woman

Seduced by a devilish woman


Using different names for obvious reasons. Samantha, who is my wife of three years, and Amber have been friends since college. We all went to the same university, and stayed in the area because we were able to get good jobs. Amber and I were physically attracted to each other, but I loved and liked Sam. She's a wonderful woman, a trusting angel. Amber is clever and evil. Psycho evil. I'm no better, I'm not saying I am.


Amber first came on to me while we were still in college. I lived off-campus, and she came over one evening while Sam had a late class. She had on a tight tube dress so short it was riding up her ass cheeks, and her tits were almost busting out of the top. I was turned on, but nervous, and I said something like, "Sam's got a late class, she's not here." Amber said, "I know she's not here, I came to see you." Amber put her arms around me and kissed me, right then and there. I pushed her off, and said she'd better leave. She said, "I'll tell Samantha you tried to seduce me. She's seen how you look at me. She'll believe me too, she's known me longer." Well, I was skeptical that Sam would believe her over me, but Amber was there, and I was horny, so I gave in. I was hooked from then on. Amber was like a succubus, she did everything right. She was insatiable, was the best in bed I ever had, just really into it, wore me out. I'd never had that kind of sexual chemistry with anybody else, not even close.


I never liked Amber as a person, but I kept seeing her. Samantha never even suspected. Amber was really clever, always building Samantha up and complimenting her, telling Sam that I was the lucky one to have her. Amber was always there for Sam if she needed a ride somewhere, or some little favor. She even visited Sam in the hospital when she had a minor illness, brought Sam little g*fts, get well cards and surprises. After tending to Sam, Amber would leave the hospital and come over to my place and seduce me. I just let all of this happen. I enjoyed Amber physically, but I also looked forward to marrying Sam and having a good life with her. Of course I knew it could all blow up in my face, but I kept getting away with it, so I just took things day by day.


Sam and I married not long after we graduated, and Amber was maid of honor. Amber seduced me into a quickie on the morning of the wedding, just minutes before she helped Sam with her bridal dress. Nothing changed after the wedding. Amber would call me, and I'd find some excuse to get away to meet her. About a year after I married Sam, Amber told me she was pregnant by me. I thought for sure, well that's the end, Amber will tell Sam and my life is done. But Amber said she didn't want anything to to change, that she didn't need my help and was going to have this baby for herself, and that I better keep my mouth shut.


Shortly after that, Amber came over one day and told Sam (and me) she was pregnant, and Sam was happy for her. After Amber left our house, Sam said to me, "I really feel sorry for Amber. She dates, but she won't settle down. I know how wild she is, but she has a good heart deep down, and she deserves to be married. There's no telling who the father is though."


When Amber was due to give birth, she wanted Sam with her at the hospital. The baby had been born by the time I came to visit after work. Amber let Sam hold her newborn daughter, and I could see tears in Sam's eyes, because she and I had been trying for a baby but it hadn't happened. Sam said, "God, she's such a sweet little baby, I hope I get pregnant soon." Amber said, "It'll happen honey, just give it time. You and Justin are healthy, and before you know it, I'll be visiting you when you give birth."


I was able to see Amber and the baby in the hospital while Sam was still there. Amber handed me the baby and I held her. I had to hold back, and not act like I was holding my own child in front of Sam. After she became a mom, Amber's interest in me as a sex partner waned, and we eventually stopped having sex altogether.


So now, I go to Amber's to see the baby when I can, and Amber even brings the baby over for Sam to baby sit sometimes. The good thing is, Sam found out she was pregnant a few months ago, so at least I'll have the traditional family I wanted in the first place.

Small Church Pastor.

When I was 14, I began to babysit for the pastor of our church, and his wife. He was in his 40's and always well kept. His wife was larger, and at their home, she seemed less friendly with him than when at church. He was giving me a ride home one afternoon, and for some reason I asked him, "if you listen to everyone else's problems, who hears yours?" After he thought for a moment I added, I am here for you. I will listen, and only listen. I trust you with my eternal soul, so trust me, and bare yours.
At first he thought it was sweet. After a couple weeks, he opened up a little. Three months into the job, I learned all of his troubles. The lack of sex is what I fixated on. I was really into older married men. It made me feel powerful that I can make a man cheat on his wife for a minor. Having sex with the man that every one in our shitty town admired, and trusted was my biggest wet dream. I want him to cheat on his wife, on god, and the congregation. I started wearing cloths a babysitter my age should not. His wife dismissed it as finding my style, but he, he looked at me like he was having a war with his morals and losing. I was able to create enough sexual tension that by the time we had our big Easter pot lock, he was fucking my parents little girl on his marital bed, in front of pictures of them both, and Jesus hanging on a cross. His baby cried to be fed the hole time, which made me cum harder. He would rather fuck my little pussy than comfort his hungry daughter. He later tried to apologize, and say it was wrong, but I wasn't going to let him get off so easily. My favorite was sucking his dick under his desk while he and his wife had a conversation about their upcoming honeymoon. He was never able to say no because I had all the power. I could ruin him, and he knew that I loved controlling him. The last time we had sex, I let him know that I had an abortion, and it was his. He looked mortified, and that look was the perfect one to come to. I am in college now, with a full scholarship from our church. I want to do more fucked up shit, but it is hard to top the best 4 years of my life.

Blind Date

Some family and friends set me up with a blind date last month. I been working round the clock at my job with the pandemic and trying to stay safe but also to stay sane. Haven't had any good sex for awhile. Unless you count my hand. LOL
SO anyway, they set me up with this girl Breeanne who's just relocated to our area from where she comes from in the Deep South. She's petite, like 5 foot nothing, dirty blond hair, big tits for her size, great legs and ass, little feet, very pretty face and pretty fun attitude.
She likes to toke and drinks a bit so we got off to a good start. Took her to a live music bar and we had a few drinks, went out back for some smokes and tokes.
Breeanne was kind of giggly and told me she hoped I like her tight little ass.
I told her I thought her ass looked real pretty and I bet she taste sweet too. She laughed and said she's gonna give me a chance to find out.
We hopped in the back of my van and since neither of us was in shape to drive, we made ourself comfortable there with the carpeting and the big beanbag chair and stereo going with colored lights and stuff.
So I get her shirt open and she ain't wearing no bra and her tits are like a C cup she tells me even though she's so small. Her nipples were hard and she liked them abused a bit, pinched and sucked hard. For my part my dick was hard and crushed against my jeans so I went to pop them open and took it out. Breeanne leaned over and kissed my dick and I took her head and told her not to tease me and to please me instead.
She was sucking my dick like a pro and I was fingering her juicy snatch when I started to wet her asshole with pussy juice.
Next I slipped my index finger in her ass and slid it in as deep as I could go.
I could feel she had to go and she was still sucking my dick and kind of shaking around and moaning and shit. She was really horny and she said she loves stuff in her butt, fingers and tongues and dicks and toys. Even took a cucumber when she was a teenager.
Anyway, I'm thinking I wanna fuck her ass and she's totally into it and wants it so we have some more tokes and she has all her clothes off except her socks and she's bent over the big soft chair and I line up my dick with her pucker and push but it's too big to go.
Only thing I had for lube was some hand lotion I keep in the glovebox but it worked OK to get my dick in her dirty little a hole and she did love her a good assfucking. My dick was pushing up in her and packing her fudge and she was moaning and saying Fuck me Ricky give me that dick baby. Cum in mommas ass baby!
Well I didn't last long and she was fingering her wet pussy so I cum up in her guts and pull my dick out with a plop and wiped it with her little white kiddy panties and she started to dress quick with no panties and said she gotta go back inside and use the facilities. I know my first wife used to say when she took a guys load in her butt it was like a enemer and Breeanne sure did need to go.
It was a fucked up night and nasty but was sure a good finish.

Can't Forgive Myself

My husband was killed in a work accident three years ago. The police told me around 8 in the morning. His supervisor and boss came to the house to help. I was all alone. My family lives out of state. His boss left the house around 3. There was nothing for me to do but cry. I spoke to the funeral home and had an appointment the next day. His boss brought food around 6. The two of them left after we ate. I went to bed, was just dead inside. His supervisor contacted me around 10 to check on me. I wasn't doing good. He came by. We hugged, he consoled me, I brought him into my bed, the one I shared with my husband, and I had sex with him. I initiated it, I was the aggressor and it was the most energetic, desperate performance of my life. I just lost it and sucked and fucked this guy for about two hours.

I've felt so guilty about it ever since. After we were done, he left and I haven't spoken to him since I apologized by text the next day and begged him not to ever tell anyone and when he gave me hug in the receiving line which may have been the lowest moment of my life. He tried to tell me it was just a natural reaction to grief, a release of pent up emotions, that I just needed intimacy, it didn't mean anything more. These are all rational arguments but I can't accept them to forgive myself.

There was a movie I saw not long before my husband's death where a guy died in a car crash and came home to his wife in a sheet like a traditional ghost. All he could do was watch her until years later she moved away and he was stuck in the house and never saw her again. All I could think of was that my husband had come home and watched me with his supervisor. Watched the things I did with a guy I barely knew on the same day of his death. I've asked my husband for forgiveness many times, aloud in our house, at the wake, the funeral and his gravesite. I light a candle for him frequently and ask for forgiveness.

I want to move on. Several men, good men, have indicated interest in me and I just can't accept their invitations. My friends want me to seek grief counseling, my mom wants me to grow up and move on. None of them know about my betrayal, they just think I can't let go of my husband. I don't even want to move back home to start over because I have an irrational belief that my husband's spirt is attached to the house and I would be abandoning him.

I'm not sure how to wrap this up other than to say I don't think I'm crazy, I think my guilt is affecting my well being.

First Sex

I was 16, thought I was hot shit, nice tits, not too great looking, but not terrible. I'd been blowing guys since I was 13 and thought that was enough. But it wasn't, there was a guy I was so interested in, I thought maybe loved, I wanted to do anything for him except that. One night at a hotspot in the woods I let him take me in the back seat, he got me naked, he had me bending over the seat with my butt out the door and my legs spread and was licking my pussy and my ass and I loved it. He'd never done it to me before, actually no one had, I'd really only let two other guys feel my pussy without my panties on. He reached under me and was massaging my boobs, pinching my nipples so they hurt, then he stood up. He had taken down his pants and underpants and was hard. He pushed the tip in between my lips down there. I wiggled to get away but couldn't and he instantly shoved it in me. It didn't feel good at all, I was still trying to get away from the assault inside me. It was only minutes and he was spasming and pushing fully into me, pull out the push in all the way again. He was cumming inside me, and I had no BC at all and he knew it.

He pulled out and another boy was at me, I had another boys cock in me. It was another boy I'd blown many times, he was laughing and telling me it was about time a cocktease like me got it. Others were laughing, I couldn't see them all. I was fucked my first time by 5 guys. All came in me, it was dripping out, I stood up and grabbed my panties and the boy I was with said no and took them away. Pushing me down again, he used some of the sperm I think to lube himself and he shoved his hard cock into my butt. They all followed.

Since then I have let 23 others fuck me. I'm 18 and now am with another girl who had similar experiences with her first sex. Finally . . . gentle, nice, slow, loving sex.

I Just Can't Stop

I'm stuck in a good-bad situation. I've been married to my HS sweetheart for 10 years. We don't have any kids the wife can't bear children. We are cool with that. Neither of us really want them anyhow. We are both career minded and work a lot toward being the best etc... My wife is an advertising executive for a pretty big company. I have my own business that I started with my life savings about 5 years ago. It's very profitable and I've got it down to where I don't have to work 12 hour days 7 days a week. I have freedom and spend more time taking clients golfing than actually working.
My wife's mother is a very attractive woman. I always thought she was hot, like her daughter. They do look a lot alike. She's a natural redhead just like my wife and is very thin with small tits but long legs that go up to her awesome ass.

Needless to say after ten years of marriage and having only had sex with each other since we were 16 we don't have sex as often as we'd like and even when we do it can be fairly routine. Occasionally we get our juices flowing and knock out a few good rounds especially when she's been gone all week on business trips.
My father in law died a couple years ago from cancer and my mother in law moved in with us about a year later in the middle of COVID-19. I didn't mind because we have a huge house that has 4 bedrooms, two on one side of the house and two on the other side. I figured it would be fine I wouldn't lose my privacy and she's really cool. She likes to cook and cleans the house even though we never asked her to or expected it. I spend more time with her than my wife by a long shot. We started watching Netflix series Stranger things together and found ourselves snuggling on the couch eventually. I could tell or at least felt that we were getting closer to each other emotionally and one day she said to me... I hate to even go down this road, but I have to get it out. It's been over a year since Paul passed and I've not had sex for a lot longer than that. I said wow I never thought about that. I'm sure a beautiful woman like you would have no problem finding a suitable man. She said Bradley I really don't want to go out into the dating world especially now with this pandemic going on. Do you really think I'm beautiful? Yes of course I always thought you were Marion. Ever since I started dating Molly. She laughed and said she thought so and had caught me looking at her inappropriately many times. We both laughed. Then she said would you please fuck me? I know you're a good husband to my daughter and she'll never know. I was instantly hard. I had to think about it or made it look like I was. I said are you sure? I've not been with anyone but Molly since highschool. She said it's ok she understood and please don't say anything to Molly thinking I wouldn't do it. But I kissed her right then. A soft but passionate deep kiss that lasted quite a while. It startled her at first but immediately reciprocatef. I hadn't had sex in weeks and wanted her as much as she wanted me.

We tore our clothes off and were kissing groping and rubbing everything. She has beautiful tits - B cups with huge pink nipples that stick out a half an inch and are as big around as dimes with nice pink areolas. She must have been planning this a while because her pussy was shaved except for a small triangle above her beautiful pink pussy. I sucked on those nipples and fingered her sopping wet pussy and rubbed her very hard and pronounced clit. I had to eat her. I went down and just started devouring her. She was so wet and came over and over flooding my hungry mouth with her juices. We fucked all that night and into the morning in her bed.

Since that day we fuck every day my wife is out of town or is going to be out long enough for us to fuck.
She says she loves me and as long as we let her stay I can have her all I want any way I want. She won't interfere with our marriage and Molly will never know. The thing is I think I love her too. I know I love the sex. She's the first and only woman I ever fucked in the ass - her favorite and she'll suck me whenever I want or whenever she just needs to. She is an awesome cocksucker - something my wife hardly ever has done and never more than a couple minutes. Yeah I know sex and love aren't the same thing. But I just love being with her to be honest. Yeah she's 56 and I'm 34. But we click. We like the same foods, and movies etc... She loves to make me happy. And I love to make her happy.

The wife says she's so glad that we get along. She doesn't want her mom living alone. And thinks I'm the best husband on earth for making her mom feel so welcome and at home.

I'm dealing with a ton of guilt honestly. But as soon as Marion kisses me it fades away. I can't stop. I won't even try. If it came down to choosing one over the other... Yeah you know who I'd pick.

Fucked My Trump Obssessed Neighbor

She's like really Republican, American flag outside her house and all. somewhat religious I didn't know actually she was like "Yeah, I think god exists" "We are all born for a reason" but without being too aggressive about it. She hates taxes.

I somewhat follow politics, I'm just a Social Democrat, I spoke with her twice. We got along well regardless of her positions, she told me how much she misses her husband (He isn't dead, he's just working out of town) I remember being "Ah, sure. I assume you miss sex as well" She first stared at me wide eyed but then was like "Yeah you can say so"

All I'm about to say that she was 52, A nice curvy fat ass, above average tits, and somewhat normal weight for her age, Loved her, cummed on her ass, smacked it and left.