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An Older Woman

I had an affair with my mum's best friend when I was 18 and she was in her late 30s or early 40s. We fucked a few times (she was then the best lay and blowjob I'd had) over the summer before I went to university. We both moved on, though I still thought about how good she was in bed occasionally.

Anyway, fast forward to Christmas Eve this year and she comes to a party at my parent's house with her husband. We get chatting in the kitchen and I'm talking about how I'd just recently come out of a long term relationship. She was sympathetic but then said "I bet you're horny all the time now aren't you". I laughed it off, but then she said "I know I am" and went back to to the party. I put it down to the wine and don't think anything else of it until I go to the spare bedroom later and find a bit of paper on my bed with her name and number on it.

Now, she's in her late 50s early 60s but is still in great shape and an attractive woman. I was thinking back to how good a shag she was back in the day, so the other day I thought "why not" and texted her. She said her husband would be out that afternoon and told me come over.

I call round to hers after I leave my parent's to drive back to mine. She opens the door wearing a silk dressing gown, which she unfastens as soon the door is closed. I've barely said hello before we start kissing and my hands are on her arse. Soon her nipples are in my mouth and she starts sighing with pleasure. She leads me to the living room, pulls my jeans and boxers down, pushes me on to the sofa and starts sucking my hard cock. Her blowjob skills have not declined in the last 20 years and it's still some of the best oral I've had.

I've learned a few things in the intervening years as well though, so I make her take off the robe, lay on the sofa and I start eating her pussy. I keep going until she reaches a screaming orgasm. Then I put my hard dick in her soaking wet pussy and fuck her hard on the sofa, my fingers in her mouth. I ask where she wants my cum and she demands I finish inside her, which I do.

After laying in each others arms on the sofa for a while, she leads me to the bedroom for round two. She rides on top of me while I play with her tits and arse, then asks to be shagged from behind. I make her cum again and empty a second load in her pussy.

We agree that we have to do this again some time and she's coming to mine tomorrow. I can't wait.

Bad Neighbor

I’m a 32 year old woman, single at the moment and, I think pretty friendly and fun to be around. I also do fitness contests and have done some modeling. I live in an apartment in a neighborhood that is mostly really expensive homes. My neighbors are pretty cool for rich people and we often have neighborhood parties. I should say everyone is cool with the exception of the lady that lives two doors down from me in a big 2 million dollar home. She is a witch of the first order named Hannah. Just a lying, trolling, gossiping evil woman who seems to get all of her pleasure from making other people look silly. Her husband is a sweetheart who everyone loves but is stuck in a real life Real Housewives episode with his crazy wife. She has Caused almost everyone in our group grief at one point or another. She is always nice to my face but I know that she says mean things about me to the other women in the neighborhood and tries to paint me as promiscuous and unable to hold on to men. That never bothered me until I heard that she had told my ex boyfriend that I had cheated on him. It was absolutely untrue and, although we were already apart, I could tell when I talk to him it had really hurt his feelings. He believed When I told him the truth and I think it made him feel a lot better but unfortunately it was months before we had the discussion and after she had lied to him so he had several months of having to believe that I had been unfaithful to him. It was cruel and I was waiting for a chance to confront her but had not got the opportunity. New Year’s eve we all went to their house for a party after getting a group text Invitation. Several of us in the neighborhood discussed whether it was worth putting up with her but there wasn’t a lot going on because of Covid so we finally just decided to go. It was a fun party and everyone drank a lot. No one more than Hannah as she had started early. She was in a particular mood and the more she drank the uglier she got and was giving women a hard time about there outfits and being loud about how much everything in her house costs. She even told a husband and wife that he must have a tiny dick because his wife never smiled. Hannah’s husband Tim was horrified but as usual just tried to keep her semi cordial. Hannah drank so much that by 11:30 she disappeared and Tim told us that she had passed out. We laughed and then all rang in the new year and everyone began to filter out. I felt bad for Tim and asked him if i could help clean up. He thanked me for the help and it took us about an hour but there place looked nice again. He asked me if I wanted another drink and I said sure I’d have a half glass of wine. He went to check on Hannah and came back shaking his head saying she was doing the ugly snore and was dead to the world. We laughed and I joked that maybe he’d get some when he went to bed. He shook his head and said it was unlikely as they had done it in 6 months. I said I was sorry but I understood his pain because I hadn’t gotten laid since my boyfriend and I split. He asked how that could be as I was so beautiful.. I thanked him but said guys are weird and it’s easier to masterbate. We laughed but I noticed a bulge in his slacks. I said, Tim my goodness are you that neglected? He looked down and embarrassingly said sorry. I walked up to him and kissed him. He grabbed my waist and kissed me deeply. I could fell his hardness against me. I unbuckled his pants a reached in a felt his very nice, rock hard dick. He moaned and dropped his pants to the ground. I pushed him back onto the couch and then stood in front of him and pulled off my dress and stood naked in front of him. He said my god you are perfect. I stepped up on the couch and put my pussy in his face. He slid his hands through my legs, grabbed my ass and greedily began licking my clit. It felt so good and been so long that I nearly came quickly but I backed away and sat down on his very hard cock. When he entered me he moaned loudly and said oh my god it’s too good. It only took me about four pumps on his manhood before orgasm flooded over me and I said in his ear. I’m cumming all over that dick baby. He groaned wildly and I could feel him swelling toward cumming himself. I knew though by how wet I was, how easy I came and even my own scent that I was ovulating so I told him not to cum inside of me. He said baby I need to cum so badly, please. I wanted hi to cum so I considered sucking him but then thought of something I’d only done twice with my last boyfriend which had gone surprisingly well. I lifted off him and he moaned in disappointment but I stayed on him and reached and grabbed his hard manhood and placed it on my tiny butthole. I then started easing down on it. He said oh my good really? The pressure on my hole hurt as he was very thick and hard but I knew from the last time it would only hurt briefly. Luckily his dick was sloppy wet from my ovulating vagina and with just a bit of pressure he popped into my tiny hole. I groaned with the relief of pressure and I felt hi entire body shudder and he whimpered. I said you can cum in me now baby and I slowly began to work my hips up and down over his shaft. We were sheathed in hormonal sweat and both making guttural animal type sounds. Like with my ex boyfriend his dick hit something inside of my ass that felt like nothing else I had experienced and I knew very soon I would have an even more intense orgasm. I did not get the chance however as Tim couldn’t take it and with a loud scream he began to release his hot seed deep into my ass. His entire body trembled for several seconds and then his spent penis slipped out of me and I could feel his beautiful juices leaking out of me. He started kissing me deep,y and had tears in his eyes. I asked if he was okay and he said he never knew it could be that good and thanked me profusely. I thanked him back and told him truthfully that it was great for me too. We got dressed and he walked me to my apartment which I thought was very sweet. We kissed again and he seemed emotional again. I asked if he was sure he was alright. He said he knew his wife was a pain in the ass but he loved her and didn’t want to ever cheat on her again but said that he loved me too for letting him feel real passion and he would never forget it and would be happy and jealous when I finally met the right man. I got a bit teary eyed too and kissed him again, thanked him and told him he was a special man. I asked him to do me one favor and he said anything. I told him to call me later in the day and let me know that things were okay with Hannah as I now felt a bit guilty and didn’t want to cause him a problem. He said he would and went home. Sure enough about 2 o’clock that afternoon he called me. He said everything was fine but he had a bad scare as when he got home he was so exhausted he just fell in bed beside Hannah. In the morning he said he awoke to her giving him a blowjob. He said he was totally shocked because it had been so long and she had never really liked going down on him. He said he was very afraid she would taste me on him but he said she still acted pretty drunk and didn’t notice. I teased him and said Tim you stud muffin did you cum again? He laughed and said Yes! Can you believe it? She even swallowed it all which she’d only done before they got ..(continue confession)

Voting Card Game Turned Into A Gangbang

We had a friends holiday party and we were playing a card game called "the voting game." You try to get the most people to associate you to a card and then you get a point. One of the cards was "who would be willing to have sex with the most people in the room." We jokingly debated that this had to go to a guy because most of us put our dicks into anything. One of the girls was pleading her case and said she would have sex with all of us right there to prove it. We assumed she was bluffing and kept trying to call her on it and she stood up, got completely naked and said "we are doing this! Whose first?" We were in shock but after that all 4 of us single guys took turns fucking her. When we were done she got up to take a shower but walked past the table, grabbed the card that started all of it and said "I win."

Eyewitness

Back in the mid 70s I witnessed my Grandmother seducing her underaged neighbor boy.

I would go over and help her with chores after my Grandpa died. One hot day in July I mowed the lawn and pruned her hedges and rose bushes.
As usual when I was done Gram would have lemonade for me. We would sit in the air conditioning and talk but on this day she wasn't much for chatting and I could tell her mind was elsewhere. She was actually rushing me out. She said she was to watch the Timmy the neighbor boy and she needed to get ready. She practically pushed me out the door.

I rode my bike home and helped my father do some chores. I then went in to take a shower because I had a date later. After taking my shower I got dressed and realized that I left my watch at Gram's house. I had some time before my date so I rode my bike back to her house. When I got there the sun was setting and the street lights were starting to come on. Her house looked dark except for the lamp in the family room in the back of her house. She must be watching TV with Timmy. I went to the back of the house and I was going to knock on the window. I was just about to knock when I had to do a double take. There was Gram naked on her couch. She had a kick ass body for a Grandma in her 60s. Twelve year old Timmy was naked laying on top of her and he was sucking on her left breast while she squeezed and played with her right breast. She then took Timmy's hand and guided it to her wet and hairy pussy. She was holding and pressing his hand on her clit as she slide both of their fingers into her slit. Gram closed her eyes and gasped. She then pulled her breast from his mouth. I couldn't hear her but she told him to lick her. She pushed him down between her legs as she parted her lips with her fingers exposing her clit. Again, reading her lips, she said "lick it! Lick me, baby!" She held Timmy's head as he proceeded to lick her clit. Gram was loving it! She looked like she was in heaven. She was holding his head and grinding on his tongue and mouth. I couldn't believe what I was watching. I could now her Gram moaning louder and louder as she fucked Timmy's face. She finally let her death grip loose. She had cum. Timmy got up wiping his mouth. He said something to her and she nodded her head and smiled. She stretched her arms out and pulled him in for a hug and then kissed him passionately. He then sat on the couch and Grandma slid down between his legs. Timmy's hard on was pretty big for a 12 year old. Grandma juggled his little balls and then guided his semi hairy cock into her mouth. Holy shit! I was transfixed. There was my Gram sucking Timmy's dick. Within a minute Timmy stiffened up, his eyes closed. He was cumming in my Grandmother's mouth. I watched her suck, lick and kiss it and then she stood up to get dressed. Shit! I was late for my date. I jumped on my bike and got to my date's house. She was mad but she forgave me. She talked my ear off all night. I just sat there in fog. All I kept thinking about was my Grandmother taking advantage of Timmy. It was hard to be around her. I never said anything to her and I never told another living soul about it. She passed back in 1996. At her wake and funeral I saw grown up Timmy with his wife. I overheard him say to his wife that my Grandmother used to take care of him when he was a kid. I'm the only one besides Timmy and Gram that knows what good care it was.

I Consider Myself A Sex Addict.

As my profile name indicates, I'm addicted to sex. Many people will say there's nothing wrong with that and may consider themselves addicted.

I can't go a day without pleasuring myself at least once. I wake up around 3am for work and the first thing I do is reach for my cock and begin stroking it. I take my phone and checkout AC for a hot new confession, check my favorite phonesex site to see if one of my favorites is online & check my favorite porn site for something new to jerkoff to.

I posted one confession about my gorgeous hotwife, but there's a lot more. I've had sex with my mother, an aunt, a few cousins. One time I fucked my first wife in Central Park in NYC while someone watched us. I used to see escorts on a regular basis, even brought a few home to play with my wife. I constantly notice and fantasize about the gorgeous women here in South Florida. I've enjoyed the company of trans women and even played with some men.

There isn't much I wouldn't do or try sexually. However, with COVID I have been extra careful with who I and my wife play with.

I'm always interested in sharing stories and experiences with like minded people. Feel free to reach out to me if you're interested.

My Hotwife And The Male Nurse

I’ve been enjoying this site for several months now and this is my first confession of what I hope are many. Those of you that shared have helped me remember many things that I want to share with you and hope you get some enjoyment from them.

My first one involves my wife Mary Ann. She’s 41, 5’8”, 130, 36D, red hair and green eyes. We’ve been together for 20 years and our sex life has only gotten better. She’s told some amazing sex stories of what goes on in the hospital. There is one male nurse who constantly comes up in these stories and one night while she was telling me a story and stroking my cock I asked her if she ever thought of fucking him. She said she would be lying if she told me she didn’t. When I asked her why she never did she told me because we’re married. I asked her what if I were okay with you having him fuck you? She gasped and squeezed my cock very hard then began sucking it. We had an incredible fuck session and when it was over, I told her that I’ve fantasized about her being with other men. We discussed her being a hotwife for the next several weeks. Then one night while we were in bed, she asked me if I was serious about her fucking other men. I told her if we set some ground rules and that it was only sex that I was very serious. She asked me if I wanted to be with other women. I told her I’ve thought about it, but it wasn’t my fantasy.

Over the next few weeks, we discussed it laid out the ground rules. A few days later she told me she was talking to Mark, the male nurse and told him about our discussions and asked him if he wanted to play. He told her that he wanted her for a long time. She knew that I wanted to watch, but she asked if it was alright if the first time it was just the two of them. I told her as long as she came home and told me everything. A couple of night later she called and told me she was going to Mark’s house after work. I told her I loved her and to have fun. She didn’t get home until 2am and I was sleeping. She woke me up by stroking my cock then sucking it. When I woke, she began telling me everything that happened, and my cock got harder than ever before. It didn’t take long for me to explode in her mouth.

Since then, Mary Ann has fucked many more from work and others she’s met online. I’ve been able to watch her with several of them and hear all about the others.

I am a very lucky man to have such a hotwife.

(I posted this once, but have not seen. Maybe I did something wrong the first time)

My 1st Of Many Confessions. This One Is About My Hotwife.

I’ve been enjoying this site for several months now and this is my first confession of what I hope are many. Those of you that shared have helped me remember many things that I want to share with you and hope you get some enjoyment from them.
My first one involves my wife Mary Ann. She’s 41, 5’8”, 130, 36D, red hair and green eyes. We’ve been together for 20 years and our sex life has only gotten better. She’s told some amazing sex stories of what goes on in the hospital. There is one male nurse who constantly comes up in these stories and one night while I was, she was telling me a story and stroking my cock I asked her if she ever thought of fucking him. She said she would be lying if she told me she didn’t. When I asked her why she never did she told me because we’re married. I asked her what if I were okay with you having him fuck you? She gasped and squeezed my cock very hard then began sucking it. We had an incredible fuck session and when it was over, I told her that I’ve fantasized about her being with other men. We discussed her being a hotwife for the next several weeks. Then one night while we were in bed, she asked me if I was serious about her fucking other men. I told her if we set some ground rules and that it was only sex that I was very serious. She asked me if I wanted to be with other women. I told her I’ve thought about it, but it wasn’t my fantasy.
Over the next few weeks, we discussed it laid out the ground rules. A few days later she told me she was talking to Mark, the male nurse and told him about our discussions and asked him if he wanted to play. He told her that he wanted her for a long time. She knew that I wanted to watch, but she asked if it was alright if the first time it was just the two of them. I told her as long as she came home and told me everything. A couple of night later she called and told me she was going to Mark’s house after work. I told her I loved her and to have fun. She didn’t get home until 2am and I was sleeping. She woke me up by stroking my cock then sucking it. When I woke, she began telling me everything that happened, and my cock got harder than ever before. It didn’t take long for me to explode in her mouth.
Since then, Mary Ann has fucked many more from work and others she’s met online. I’ve been able to watch her with several of them and hear all about the others.
I am a very lucky man to have such a hotwife.

My First Time Seeing Porn As A Teenage Girl

Im from the late seventies so while growing up I didnt really see anything indecent. There was no internet in my early teenage years and I only heard about sex. The only experience that I had as a young teenage girl was french kissing and I started to masturbate rather early at the age of ......

With my best girlfriend I talked about sex but we didnt really knew anything. When I was ...... and I was at my friends house she asked me if I have ever seen sex pictures (porn) and my answer was no.

She told me to stand by and came back with a shoebox that she took from her brothers bedroom. It was filled with nude and sex magazines. She smiled and gave me a magazine and asked me to check it out.

When I opened the magazine I was so curious so shocked and I felt a little tingle down there. It started with a late teenage girl (I think) with her legs spread and in the pages that followed a guy entered the scene and for the first time I saw a fully erect penis. It was so much bigger than I ever expected. To my surprise and disgust the girl in the magazine started to suck his penis. My friend said Gross right? But I think thats what boys like.

In the following pages I had big eyes seeing the penis get inserted into the girls vagina. The Oh face she made looked somewhat enjoyable for her. She turned around in what I now know is doggystyle. It was all exciting to watch somewhat shocking and in a way gross but still exciting! I was in a way surprised that a big penis like that fits inside a girls vagina just like that.

In the final page of that scene a big load of white stuff came out of the mans penis and landed on the girls breasts and face. I was confused as I had no idea what it was. My friend saw my surprise and said thats sperm. it comes out of it when they get really excited!

Still excited I went to the next scene in the magazine and this time it was a very young looking girl in my opinion not a day over ....... This is Europe and I dont know the rules or laws about pornography they had back then. I noticed she had no pubic hair while I already had some. Same thing here. legs spread a lot of sucking and penetration in her tiny vagina and eventually a load of white stuff on her tiny breasts.

Yeah all of this sure got me excited and my friend and me watched this on several ocassions after that.

My Reluctant First Handjob

Not sure if I should post this in "when I was a kid" or "my family" but I think it better suits here.

In the summer I turned 13 we took a family vacation to Switzerland. That means my parents and my 14 year old brother Roel. I was interested in boys but french kissing was all I ever did. One boy touched my breasts over my shirt, but that's it.

On vacation I fell totally in love with another Dutch boy, handsome as could be, 15 years old. And it happens that his little sister Alice fancied my brother a whole lot, so they also got "together" so to speak.

After a week or so we snuck into the off-limits swimming pool changing rooms (showers), and both the couples found a corner to make out and do some heavy french kissing. The light was dim but not completely blacked out. My boyfriend Niels touched me over my shirt and after a while also under my shirt. That was the first time a boy touched my boobs.

After a while I heard the other couple (aka my brother and his girlfriend) moaning and I could see the movement of her hand that she was probably jerking him off. That was new to me. I only heard of it but I was soooo nervous that I didn't dare. I felt over the short of Niels and I could clearly feel his erect penis. I kinda froze but enjoyed the making out.

Later on I was awake in my tent and I whispered to Roel if he was still awake and if I could come to his tent for a minute. We talked about our night and I curiously asked him about the handjob he had. He grinned and said he enjoyed it very much. We are close but not super close so it was kinda weird to have a "sex" talk.

I told him I didn't dare giving Niels a handjob. He seemed surprised, and asked "And he didn't touch between your legs either?" I shook "no" and with a bigger grin he said "Alice was wet as can be!" I froze again, and I almost couldn't believe that my brother felt up that little girlfriend of his. But it was kinda hot to hear.

My brother tried to encourage me to try to jerk off Niels. I wanted to ask "how" and like if he could read my mind he said "just pull the skin back and forth, easy!"

The very next day I took Niels to the same off-limits changing room and i felt comfortable enough to feel his penis in my hand. It went smoothly and he even orgasmed. I also let him feel between my legs but I didn't orgasm. Long story short: it was exciting! and I'm happy my brother talked me into this.

Lost Bet To Husband

My husband is a bit of a pervert which can be a lot of fun but challenging. I lost a bet and had to masturbate on video which he posted on line. The video is 43 minutes long of everything but my full face as I first shave my pussy bald then get myself off very slowly and deliberately. The most you can see of my face is my mouth. If you know my smile I guess you could recognize me. We did cover up my tats just in case.

He's been claiming that the next time I lose a bet he's going to hand out a pass to a stranger who can use it to fuck me at the time of his choosing. Then he goes further saying he's going to send out passes to fuck me to random men all dated the same time so I can get gangbanged. Like I said he's a bit of a pervert. He does float these ideas to give me an opportunity to object. I didn't object to the first idea but made it clear I wasn't sure about the second. That might be overdoing it.

He once told a stranger that I gave the best head he'd ever had and after they talked about it, he had me show the man how good I am. My husband watched me suck that guy off and after all his boasting I gave the guy my best effort. I took my sweet ass time enjoying that cock and making that guy moan all the while my husband was watching. Then he watched as I made him cum and sucked out and swallowed every drop.

He also talked me into fucking on of his co-workers. The guy was moving across the country for a new job and my husband wanted to give him a great going away present and told the guy he was going to send him a girl to fuck. He sent me. I'd never met the guy before so he had no idea who I was, he just thought I was some random girl my husband found on line. I did make it clear to the guy that I wan't a pro, just a horny wife who likes a little on the side. His friend fucked me well that night. Several times in fact. My husband thought it was great that he finished in me because it "proved" I was just as perverted as he is, supposedly.

I have no doubt he'll go through with the stranger fuck and believe he would do the gang bang thing too if I showed I was interested. I'm all in on the first, thinking about the second depending on how many guys he's thinking about.