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Felt Up

I have a bunch of things to confess but this one is good to start. I’m 42 mom of 2 brunette shoulder length hair glasses puffy lips have D cups slim waist and a big butt. I always liked to show the girls off for my husband. But he just never really appreciated my boobs or body. Begging for sex often and when it did happen it was like a chore for him. Many times I mentioned that maybe he needed to see a therapist. Told him he could go or he could go by himself. Alway no I have no problem your just to needy and expect sex more then others. I always did my best to keep in shape. My neighbor Hector had always been very attentive of me and very flirtatious when he and I spoke. I later found out that he over heard my hubby and i arguing about our sex lives. With this he got the courage one afternoon while I was outside cleaning out my suv. I was wearing a long comfortable full length dress that came up up over my boobs. It was fitted so my boobs looked good and it was tight to my body. It’s very comfortable and when I’m at home it’s nice and it actually feels like I’m walking around naked. I had on no bra or panties. I was home so I wanted to be comfortable. Just as I was finishing up my husband told me that he was going to swing by his moms grab one of the kids then swing by our friends place where our oldest was at. He would be back in a bit. He drove off in his truck and soon after Hector was behind me telling hello. I said hello and he made his way to the passenger side the door was open and I was vacuuming out the drivers side. I was bent over and I could tell I was giving him a tit show. I liked it after all I am a little bit of an exhibitionist. He chatted me up and I got up from vacuuming and proceeded to put the stuff away in the garage. I took my vacuum into the garage and I thought I felt a hand on my ass I wasn’t sure if that was what I felt. It was quick wasn’t a slap just felt as if it was brushed. I figured maybe I had rubbed past something and in the garage. We where talking I always do. Again being a little flirty but not over doing it. My neighbor Hec what he goes by is attractive single works out a little younger then us and has always been friendly. Both with my hubby and husband but definitely more with me. He was leaning up against the large cooler talking again I was bent over putting my vacuum away again I felt it this time it was clearly a hand on my ass rubbing and caressing it. It felt good to be honest but I stood up and said hay. He smiles at me and I wasn’t sure what to say. I went to get the stuff I had left by my suv. Cleaning supplies stuff like that. Again I walked by and this time smacked my ass. I said hey again. Before I could say knock it off he reached over and pulled my dress down below my tits and grabbed at them. I was shocked and i tried to pull my dress back up but I was only able to pull it over a bit and he had a good grip on my left tit and was pinching my nipple. It happens that I really like that and after a bit and him coaxing me. He kept telling me just to let him play with them and he would stop shortly. I knew I was in trouble when he started to suck on my nipple and I felt his hand slide up my skirt and his finger started to move around and was grinding on my clit. He stood up and had me on my knees. It was like I was in a dream and I couldn’t control my body. He had my boobs out and proceeded to tit fuck me. He told me to stock my tongue out and lick the head when it came close so I did. A few minutes later he shot a load across my lips and cheeks. He wiped his dick across my lips I ate what I could. He then put me on my back on my husbands work bench and lapped away at my ass and kitty. I came from his tongue licking me. We ran out of time and he did not fuck me. He walked out and I had to go and shower. I had cum in my hair and all over my dress. I was horny as hell and Needed to be fucked. I begged my husband and he said maybe tonight. I couldn’t wait and had to go at it by myself. The next morning after I got back from the school drops I again was caught in the garage. This time I was fucked senseless and he left my kitty battered. I was fucked a few dozen times in 2 days. He works a few days on and a few days off. I found myself going to his work so he could fuck me. I have gone from a good horny wife to a cock slut all in a matter of weeks. I still offer it up to my husband and in 3 weeks it’s been 1 for him and probably 30 for Hec. Il post more when its not just me getting reamed or pounded.

Easier Then I Thought

I hav been with my wife for about 16 years now married 12 years. She’s given me a wonderful son and a great sex life. We are both in are 40s now and very happy. I was not her first husband. She was Morman and I am Catholic. She looks almost the same as the day I met her. She gained a bit of weight after our son but it all went to the right places.
Amber is 5 foot 4 blond hair blue eyes pasty white skin. She has double Ds a thin waist and hips that drive guys nuts.
We met while we both worked at a Marketing firm right out of college. Difference is that I was a single male and she had been married for a year.
I’m not sure why they choose to marry but no one should ever marry that young. There was a group of us that would all hang out and a lot of the single guys would obviously hit on Amber. She would not drink but would go out with us after work for the social side of it.
Some of the girls where real snatches and had convinced her to take a shot one night and for a women who had never drank before and weighed a whopping 125lbs she was flat out drunk. These snatches left her at the bar with a group of guys from the office. I was at the other end when a few of the girls where at my table and where laughing about what was happening with Amber. It was just a bad feeling in my gut and I by no way am I a perfect Angel or claim to be having done some fucked up shit whitening college. I could see where this was going and one of the girls that was also not very happy with what they had done asked if I could go get her. I played college ball at a big D1 school. I played TE so I’m in good shape and am physically intimidating. I did not say anything I walked up to the bar where they were and had orders a beer. Then I asked Amber to come talk to me. I got some looks from some of the guys but I excused Amber as I took her hand and pulled her my way. Shortly after that people started to leave and I was stuck with a drunk annoying Mormon girl. I wanted to leave but was not going to leave her there so I helped her toy car and as we left I got looks from the bar tender and other people there like I was going to get lucky. Honestly I was so annoyed with her being drunk and the other girls totally running my Friday night. She was not able to drive so I ended up taking her to her house leaving her car at the bar we had just left.
It went just as you would think her husband freaked out was pist started to chew her ass out tried to chew my ass out when I told him. Buddy chill the fuck out she is drunk and will be getting sick shortly. Yell tomorrow right now she could care less. Told him where the car was I left.
Monday came and she came up to me apologized for everything I told her it was no big deal. She begged to make it up to me and to my surprise she went out again the following Friday. Got tipsy again but this time had a ride home with another girl. I kept my eye on her because, hell she was beautiful and I would have hated to have seen her get fucked over.
Shortly after a few months she had put in her notice and when she did she made it a point to come over and tell me. She thanked me again for that first night and I agreed to go to lunch with me.
She told me her husband was still mad and had forbidden her to go out again and she has stood her ground. She was leaving because he had decided to move them back to Utah. She did not seem excited to go and I told her jokingly that she shouldn’t go if she did not want to and she could move in with me. We both laughed and she gave me this look before we went back to work. The next couple of days she was really happy and excited i figured it was because she had accepted she was moving for her shit head husband.
It was Friday and it would be her last Friday with us as her last day would be midweek the following week. She asked to ride with me and as we drove she said she had some exciting news. She was not going to move and had rented another apartment in the same units I was in. Amber told her husband she was not moving and he went on and moved him without her. That night was technically our first date and we never looked back. She ended up being a little nymph which made up for her annoying me while drunk.
The whole family frame on her side is a story for another day. She has little to no contact with her family. Technically I did not ruin there relationships she always teases me that I turned her into this little slut. When she says that it usually means she is horny. I know it’s not a dirty confession about cheating and shit but I felt I needed to tell my side for once.

What A Party But Worth It

I have been seeing another man while I am still married. Met at the dreadful gym yes one of those women. My bf is 10 years younger than I am. I have never been selfish or been one to think of me first but this one time. This one time turned into a full blown relationship that has been going on for a little over a year. It all crashed on Saturday though. Hubby and I went to a Halloween party and my BF was there. Now my hubby and him don’t know each other but my BF knows a lot of people and it was meant to happen. BF knows I am married doesn’t care. I’m 5 foot tall on a good day blond hair blue eyes I am blessed with nice big boobs and a curvy bottom. I was dressed as little red ridding hood the slutty outfit and hubby was the big bad wolf. My ass and tits where on full display I knew BF would be there so I wanted that sexy fuck me look. I had that look because it wasn’t 5 minutes before I was getting hit on and had my ass hoped and slapped. Hubby found friends I went searching for BF and found him. He was out back and was talking to another guy. BF was dressed as a cave so shoulders and chest where on display and I wanted to lick his body the minute I saw him. I kept my horny ness contained and wales up to them. He gave me a hug and slipped his hand under my skirt and proceeded to play with my rosebud and clit. I had decided to wear a thing red g string that covered nothing. He proceeded to finger fuck my ass and pussy at the same time in front of his friend and I gave him full access forgetting anyone was even there. He pulled me close kissed me and fingered away. I came and at this point had leaned over a bit and shot a stream of squirt all over his hand and soaking my panties. His friend was amazed and said we could have the last room in the 2nd story at the end of the hall. I told BF I’d meet him there I had to find hubby. My legs where weak and shaking from the organism I had had outside my panties where wet besides that I was a little disheveled but was able to put my self together. Found hubby who was doing some shots and was getting wasted. He saw me and said that he was having a good time blah blah blah. He got me a drink I told him I was going to find my friends and told him to have a good time. He didn’t notice me walking away. I chugged my drink went up stairs walked into the bedroom and found BF. He left on my skirt and my top just pulled my tits out took pulled the g string to the side and proceeded to give me the pump of my life i totally forgot where we where at and spent the rest of the party getting fucked I’m very hole. My ass pussy mouth and again my ass was used. I had cum in my hair my skirt my face. I was leaking from my butt and puss. Amazingly the party was till going and a few times the door to our room had opened a bit but closed shortly after. No body ever walked in. I didn’t even think about it. I tried to clean up used the restroom to wipe myself down fix makeup. I was leaking really bad form my holes. But I muscled through it and went down stairs. I had trouble walking because of the rough ass fuck I had gotten. I could tell I was walking funny. I could not locate hubby downstairs or outside. I found the people he was with earlier and they had told me that he seemed upset and told them he was leaving. I called him and text him but no response. He finally sent me something about an hour later said spend the night there I’m home. I had BF drive me home bad idea cause bf wanted road head which turned into another pumping session before I got home. There I was dick breath fucked again this time he finished in my mouth. Had BF wait for me down the street in case shit went side ways. I walked in hubby was there upset drunk and said he was trying to find me when someone said there was some hot chic getting hammered in a room upstairs. He went upstairs opened the door and saw me on all 4s getting plowed. He said I was in a daze and all he could do was go throw up and go home. He told me to leave so I was going to grab some things and leave. He said to walk out now and I did. I ended at Bfs home and I told him what happened. The next day hubby kept calling me but I was busy getting fucked and didn’t answer. I answered later in the afternoon and hubby begged me to come back said he could forgive me for what I did. I said I would be gone for a few days to think about us. That was Saturday night here we are Tuesday morning. I’m in a warm bed leaking from my holes and when bf wakes up I will be fucked silly again. Bf said he would wove it up to me if I wanted to go back or stay. I don’t see my self ever leaving here. Specifically after the fucking I get. I have been naked since Sunday. I have no clothes here and the closest have gotten to being covered is bfs t shirt. Seems very primitive and caveman like. But it turns me on. Waking bf for some sick right now !!!

Caught Her But Obsessed With Watching

I recently found out that my wife of 20 years has been seeing a guy from the gym she works out at. We were high school friends and married shortly after school.
I’m not the same guy i was when we first married gained some weight and lost some hair typical 52 year old.
Wifey has stayed in shape she is small 5 foot tall dirty blond hair great ass nice big tits recently had work done on her boobs. About 6 months ago she seemed to be really on her phone a lot. Weather it was texting or on the phone. All she would say was she was texting one of her friends. She didn’t go out much in the evening but did hit the gym sometimes twice a day. I mentioned something to her and she would invite me to go so didn’t think much of it.
One Friday afternoon she had gone to work out and I had text her letting her know that we would be meeting some friends at a local brewery for drinks and dinner. Told her we would meet them around 5:30. She showed up to the house and was totally disheveled. Hair messed up really sweaty just unlike her as she is always well put together. She said she would meet me at the restaurant as she had to shower to clean up as she had worked out hard.
As she went to use the shower I dug through her phone and didn’t see much no text messages or pictures that seemed odd. As I went to out her phone back in her purse I found another phone. That phone had all kinds of text messages and tons of videos of her with dick in her mouth riding this guys all kids of text messages from him asking her what she wanted him to do to her. Some of her responses where “ use my like I’m you personal fuck toy “ or use my as mouth and pussy when and where ever you want.
Apparently they had gone to lunch and she was caught by one of the staff getting finger fucked at there table. She thought how amazing it felt to have the guy watch her getting fingered.
I forwarded some videos and quickly put it away.
I realized that her hard work out this afternoon was actually her getting her ass fucked as the last video clip that was text to her was a POV of this giant cock sliding in and out of my wife’s ass. That evening I didn’t say anything and got my wife sloppy drunk. Got her home and fucked the anger and excitement out of her. She was able to take my dick in her butt with no pushback. I bottomed out and she did the work. I have been fucking her more often. I got a chance to snoop through the phone again a week later and read the messages.
She had text her bf that between her husband and him fucking her she was getting soreness. There was more videos of her getting some more big cock in her ass and pussy. I’m just amazed that a small women like that can take a cock like that. That think has to be as thick as my wrist and close to 10” long. I found a picture of my wife on her knees and the cock is resting on her face and it covers her head.
I sent my self a video of her trying to suck it and it stretches her mouth so much. It can barely fit in there. This morning before she left I fucked her hard and rough so at least my jizz would be there before his. I did notice that she has been looking tired and worn down lately.
I want to confront her but would like to maybe talk with her bf first to see if we can maybe try a dp or do a surprise fuck to see what she would do. Il post later on what happens.

Totally In On This

I’m 44 in great shape married but my husband is not ever wanting to do anything. I’m bored and sex with him is him sticking it in me pumping for what seems like 30 seconds and then being done. We have 2 kids and the youngest is almost out of the house. He owns his own company so I’m a stay at home wife.

I stay in shape hit the gym either early morning or afternoon. I’m small 4 foot 11 fake blond hair curvy for being as small as I am. D cups and my ass sticks out a lot.

About 6 months ago I went to the gym on a Friday morning it was around 8:30. Are gym is small so not a lot of people. Mostly tennis players. I walked into the free weight room and there was a young man working out. He was tall muscular probably mid 20s. I’m a talker so I struck up a conversation and he listened and asked questions about me. Payed total attention to me which I loved. I’m sure it helped that I was wearing a sports bra with a tank top over it that was tight fitting so my boobs where showing and I was in white tough pants that where thin and because I wear g strings I tend to sport some camel toe. I like the looks I get my pussy lips are meaty so they more I move around the more it shows.

Before he left he asked me for my number without hesitation I handed him my phone and said call me from my phone. We exchanged numbers and I did not want our workout to end. I know I seemed eager for him to not go but I was liking the time with him. He noticed and promised to text me later today. That afternoon I kept my phone with me every where I went. I was like a school girl waiting for the hot boy to call or text me. Around 4 he text me and said headed to the gym getting some cardio in. I changed did my make up through on some running shorts that when I stretched would show him a lot. I wanted to tease a bit. We get some running in and started talking. We walked to my car which was parked a few spots from his truck. It was away from the office close to the street which was quiet unless you were parked there there was no reason to be back there. The entrance was over by the main office away from us.
As we got closer to our cars he reached out and took my hand holding it. I took his hand and I felt my kitty tingly. We past my car he took me to the passenger side of his truck opened the door and helped me in. He went to his side drivers side and got in. He lifted the bench seat in the center so we had more room and I scooted over. He leaned over and he kissed me and I kissed him back. It was on he reclined his seat and I was kissing him licking his neck I took my top and shorts off and before I could take my panties on he said leave them on. Il just pull them to the side. I loved how he would tell me what to do not being mean just what he wanted. At that point i was so hot and wet I would have run naked in the parking lot if he wanted me to.
I slid his shorts down and saw his cock. It was beautiful almost 7inches and very thick. I am small and thought to my self I’m going to squirt when i cum with this fella. I forced that fucker down my throat and after a bit he blew a massive load down my throat. I did best to swallow as much as I could but he pulled out of my mouth and the first string of cum shot across my mouth and face some in my hair. Being young he was ready to go quickly and I mounted him. It felt like I was going to split in half. When he bottomed out in me I was impaled he hit my spot and within a few minutes I was shaking and squirting in his truck. It didn’t faze him he just pumped away and I was loud. I had to bite down on his shoulder as I got hit with waves of orgasms.
I was recovering from my orgasms when my phone rang and it was my husband. I had to answer it. So I asked him to take a break but I wanted him in me while on the phone. Hubby was wanting to know if I cared if he went with his buddy to the bar. I could meet him there later if I wanted. I told him go ahead and go.
I was fucked for the next 2 hours we hopped in the back seat and I tried to take it in my butt. He got it in but I need more practice taking it. I’m good with pain so I let him fuck my ass anyways. He lives alone so I go over there a lot and get fucked a lot. I have come home many times and hubby says babe you need to rest you look completely exhausted. He slapped my ass I walked by one night and I could feel my asshole and pussy leaking. I was sore but did my part. He was feeling horny so I said hey fuck me before I shower. He climbed on top of me and slid his dick in and said babe you’re super wet. I said that’s what the gym does for me. Again he probably pumped for a few minutes and then shot his load. I noticed that I could hardly feel him in me. My babe took a couple of days off so I spent the next few days during the day and some evenings with him. We started to fill us fuck. I admit I like to watch him fuck me I find it erotic. I would let him do whatever he wants to me. Even run a train on me. He said nope.

Team Mom

My nephew brothers son plays on a travel baseball team. It’s a full year commitment for them which is a total pain in the ass but it’s worth it for the little guy. I’m not married or have kids so I am usually at the games as well. Plus some of the moms dress and are slutty as hell.

I have dated meaning fucked a few of them a couple of times. There is one in particular who is divorced with a son on the team named Kelly. She is short thick great tits and a great ass. She can be a bit much and I can see why her hubby split on her. She wants to date more but I am not ready to be in a committed relationship. I would cheat the first chance I got so I just date a lot.

There is usually game breaks on Saturdays so f a game or 2. There was a 5 hour game break this time around and her son wanted stay with his friends at the park. Some parents including my brother were headed to a brewery. I decided to go and Kelly hopped in with me. We are both single so it was not weird and everyone got along so as far as we know no one said anything about us. We drive over there talk a bit. She rubs my dick I’m rubbing on her tits just playful touching. We eat have a few drinks Kelly has probably 1 to many and is super flirty and talkative. My bro tells me man she should drink more often she is not such a bitch. I laughed and tell him when she is on all 4s the bitchy ness goes away.

We finished up still like 2 hours before the game the parents head back to the field and Kelly and I are last leave as I had to go take a leak. Kelly did as well. She is in stretch pants and a tight top. When she walked by me I put playfully slapped her on the ass. She gave me this look and it was hot. We got to my truck and we went at it. I have a 4 door 1 ton dodge so plenary of room in the back seat. She pulled her pants down over her ass and I yanked the thing to the side and slid myself right in. It felt amazing as I pumped away. I pumped and pumped and i could feel her start to breathe heavier and body started to tighten up. She let out a moan I at this point had been pumping her hard and slipping my thumb in her ass. When I started to cum she did as well I gave 2 more hard pumps gripping her waist. As I shot my load on the last hard pump she pushed back and not sure if it was because I was gripping her waist hard but she let out the loudest fart I have ever heard. I luckily had shot my loud. I was completely still and was still inside her. She or i didn’t say anything until the smell hit me. I couldn’t help it but said WTF. I pulled out and hoped in the front seat and cracked the window. I rolled the from windows down about half way. She was embarrassed that she hopped in the front seat and had her hands to her face. I wasn’t sure if she was crying or what. She was in the front seat and 2 elderly men where walking by my truck as Kelly was sitting there covering her face and her faint tits where on display. I rolled the windows up and told her babe your naked in the front seat. She was beat red and so embarrassed. When she pulled her hands off her face. I fired up the truck and drove around the block. She was quite the ride there. She could not find her bra finally found it. We got to the field and parked i left the 2 rear windows down a bit to get some fresh air. She started to walk off and I told her hey wait for me. She stopped looked at me and said i know you probably won’t see me anymore i understand she apologized and was walking away when I grabbed her hand and pulled her back. She was surprised when I gave her a kiss and walked in with her holding her hand. Since then we have been dating and joke about that time. I never told anyone about that and she has never done that again. Anyone can definitely look past a stinky fart if you saw this women naked. The fact that she is built like a porn star helps.

Fun With Christine

I just turned 18 I live at home while starting my freshman year at a UC School in my town. My neighbors are Bob and Christine both are in their mid 40s. Bob is a contractor owns his own company and I sometimes work part time for him to earn extra cash. They have a 11 year old that plays travel ball.

It started when Bob took his son to a tournament at of town and Christine needed help with some heavy containers. It was mid Saturday morning and i was in the back getting some sun by the pool. I had the radio on and saw her shadow of her head over the fence. I noticed it for a bit I didn’t say anything then I finally got up and turned around and saw her watching me. She was standing on her side of the fence on a bucket. She’s 5foot 5 brunette curly hair glasses always wears baggier clothing but I know she has big boobs I had seen her in a swimsuits when my parents had them over and she seemed curvy.
I had actually used my visuals of her for some bedtime wanks before. So i am talking to her and she asks if I could help her move a big yellow tub out of their closet. She wants to put it in the garage to make room in her closet.
I’m in my swim trunks and flip flops I walked int through the gate next to my gate into the backyard where she is at and meet her there. She is in a pair of running shorts and a white tank top. No bra and she looks amazing. She was cleaning so her hair was in a pony ponytail. I followed her inside staring at her ass as she walk up the stairs. I peeked up her shorts and can see she has a white thong on. We walk into her bedroom she points out the yellow container fucker weighed a ton. She says it’s clothing she is going donate. She turned to move some other stuff to clear a path for me when she pushed in an another container a small box that was sitting on top fell over and spilled out all over the floor. I hadn’t noticed but I leaned over to help her pick up the stuff and most had landed by me I had a but plug roll to my feet I picked it up had her plug in my hand it was a Red ruby with a stem and a tapered silver ball that you inserted in the ass. She was beet red just stayed frozen. On the floor were some vibrators and some fake dicks. She apologized and I though she was going to grab the stuff and try and hide it instead she ran out of the closet and sat on the bed and started to cry.
I held on to the plug and went over and sat with her. She spilled her guts that she likes this stuff but Robert is really religious and wants her to get rid of this tuff but she still uses it when she’s by herself.
I have my arm around her shoulder and have her butt plug in my hand. I bring the plug up to my nose sniff it she is looking at me and I lick it. I told her to turn around and bend over she stood up shocked she was about to say for me to get out when I grabbed her shoulder spun her slapped her on the ass and pushed her on all 4s. I told her take your shorts off and arid your ass in the air. At this point I was like fuck it let’s see what she will do. She said yes daddy I stuck the plug in her mouth and then put that thing in her butt. Not before I pulled my phone out and recorded me shoving it in and out. Before she knew it I was pumping away in her mouth. I know have a neighbor who I text to come over and she does. I keep her toys at my house. My parents have a crazy schedule so I have the house to myself all lot. I will text her to come over in the morning before class il put the plug in and come home a few hours later and take it out. She is up for anything we use her toys on her. Sometimes she has me over and is completely naked. Her husband and son are going out of town for a week long tournament she is going to stay back home. I fucked her on the living room floor yesterday and gave her rug burns. I have been using her for about 6 months I leave hickeys all around her tits and upper thighs. My favorite thing to do is to put her on all 4s with her plug in I gave her a hickey on her lower but cheek so if she wears shorts it can be seen. I was working on my car and both her and her husband where working on the yard I could see the hickey with the shorts she was wearing. She told her husband she is going to get a tattoo on her ass cheek. He said ok. I’m going to take her to get it. It’s actually my lips on her cheeks. I always caress her ass and kiss her cheeks. I may throw my initials on it. Since I pretty much own her.

Sucks For You

I confessed to fucking my bosses wife Net a while ago and wanted to update. They are getting divorced and she moved in. The business is half hers and it’s a non stop shit show with the prick. He suspects that we were fucking while they were together but she confesses to nothing. The shit show is worth it though. She has an amazing sex drive and for being such a small women she can take a pounding. I’m sure he is pist that he no longer gets to have her. She had said that he was a total dick and would cheat all the time. She is a great women and am happy to have kept her. One of the hottest things she did for me was when we were out at a bar and we were having some drinks shortly after she moved in with me. She was in a full tight fitted sweater skirt. It was tight and short. Her ass was not hanging out but it was damn close. And her nice fake tits were popping out. She was turning a lot of heads and was focused on me. I told her how hot she looked and whispered are you wearing panties and a bra because your nipples are hard and you have no panty lines. She said that she had no bra on because she likes the way the fabric feels against her skin and especially her nipples. Makes the nipples get hard and she gets horny because she loves to have her nipples pinched rubbed and pulled. At this point we are still at the bar and the bartender heard our conversation. She said she had on a g string. She excused herself to use the restroom and went off. Bartender asked me is that your gf or first date. I told him we lived together he said lucky fucker and gave us a round on him. I appreciated it. She came back and we continued to have a drink and talk. I like to rub her legs so I rested my hand on her thigh. She opened her legs and I slid my hand briefly up to feel the g string. No fabric just a little landing strip. She was wet and I was rock hard. We kissed and we finished our drinks and before the bartender had a chance to ask she whispered can we go to the car and fool around i am really ready as to can feel. Just then she put her panties on the bar in front of me. Booze got to her because she was no longer whispering and the guy sitting next to us looked at Net and said bro if you don’t go I will. His date was not Happy about that. She was standing there in her fitted dress hair down nipples poking out looked gorgeous standing there waiting for me to take her to the car so I can have my way with her. We got to the car and drove to the other side of the parking lot and climes in the back seat. Spent to hours back there having some fun. On the way home we stopped and got drive through and continued our fuckfest weekend. I’m sure her ex misses this women. She is amazing

Taking It Out With On Katie

My neighbors are in there mid 40s and are total pricks. Jay and Katie. Jay owns a company construction or something a long those lines

They always have complained about noise my friends hell even my dads hot rod. Seems like we would be super nice and they would just ignore or refuse to be nice.

As I got older I worked out and got in good shape. Friends would come over and we would work out. I found that Katie who is a strawberry blond around 5foo7 small boobs but has really thick thick thighs and bubble butt.
For being such a bitch she looked really good especially when she was in stretch pants tights yoga pants. Some times she sported some camel toe or you could see her undies through the thin fabric of her pants.

She was a lot nicer when Jay was not around. I figured they hated us so I would just be nice to be nice. Specially with Katie. I made it a point to talk with Katie when she was out front watering or cleaning her car. Always seemed to be when I was working out and had the garage open.

One day I just said fuck it and started to flirt. I had the house to myself my parents were out of town. I had been in my garage working out I figured why not they hate us already. I noticed that Katie was working in her yard pulling weeds. She had a mat down for her knees to rest on she was on all 4s with her big ass in the air. I walked up behind after staring at her for a minute I took a deep breath I stood right behind her and said damn Katie you’re looking really good. That position suits you. She was surprised and sat down and turns to look at me. She was beet red and I keep it going. I told her thanks for the show I really appreciated it. She didn’t say a war just stared at me. I told her turn around and keep pulling weeds. To my surprise she did. I dropped to a knee right behind her as she had gone back to picking weeds. I put my hand on her ass and started to pinch and run my hand between her cheeks. I pushed my hand hard between her cheeks felt how warm her holes were.

I told her to get up and to come with me to my surprise she got up and asked me where do I go. I said go inside the garage she walked a few feet in front of me and i told her to take her top and pants off. All she said is she she didn’t have a lot of time Jay would be home in a few hours.

She took her pants and top off and was standing in my garage in a bra thong and sneakers. I bent her over my weight bench and licked her ass and pussy. I spent the next 2 hours licking and fucking every hole she had. Jay called when I was balls deep in her ass to tell her would be home on 45 minutes or so.

I started pumping really hard and deep when she was on the phone with him. She did her best to not to make any noises but I could see her face on the mirror. I snapped a few pictures and recorded us. I had Katie hold the phone and take a bunch of selfies of us while I pounded her from behind and while i was in her behind. I blew loads in all her holes. I saved her mouth for last. I face fucked her after using her other holes.

She said she had to go. She put her pants and shirt on I kept her panties. I gave her a hard slap on the ass. I told her to text me a picture of her taking a shower later that day.

I have been taking it out on Katie for about 6 months now. She comes over to work out or I go over after Jay leaves for work. We have lots of videos and pictures of us having sex. I even took her out on a weekend date in another town while Jay was fishing for the weekend. She dressed super slutty and took her to some bars. For my 21st birthday she took me to a strip club and I got her to get on stage on dance for me and my buddies. After watching her grind on the pole I took her out to the car and pounded the shit out of her.

Jay has no clue that I use Katie as a human fuck doll. We discovered that she is a squirter and have told her that I wanted to see her and another girl go at it. Her response was if that what you want me to do then il do it. I just heard Jays truck leave so I’m going to go fuck her now

1st Sunday Football

I am a single father of 2 got divorced a few years ago moved into a quite new subdivision neighborhood. Most neighbors are close to my age. I moved in 3 years ago and everyone was very welcoming. There is a couple on the corner that are the youngest late 20s ealry 30s. Husband Bobby kind of a dick doesn’t say much waves occasionally but doesn’t interact with the rest of the neighbors. His wife Alyssa little short blond girl short cropped hair small tits with a fat ass and thick thighs. I work from home to let you know. I see her running all the time. They had no kids before I moved in.

To shorten the confession One thing led to another and after constant flirting and me always asking her to come on in for coffee or a cocktail she caved and once we got to the booze the clothes came off and we have been screwing like teenagers.

I was having a Sunday football I would call it a party it was just 3 friends who I have known for ever. Really close college buddies. Alyssa had told me Bobby was going to a game with his friends and she was going to be alone.
Now we had just had a good fuck session and we always have porn on to watch. I asked her if she wanted to come she said she would love to. I told her jokingly if you do all 3 might want to fuck can you handle being air tight. We looked at airtight porn. She got wet and we fucked with some toys in her. She said she would try it. Sunday comes my close friends are there 1 married the other single with a gf. No girls except Alyssa. She shows up in team’s jersey that she had turned into a dress it was short and could see some ass hanging from how short this was. She must have taken it in because it was low cut and fitted. She came up gave me a kiss in front of my buddies as she did i lifter her up and her skirt popped up over her ass exposing her g string and red ruby ass plug. After a few drinks she was on all 4s getting pumped. She got to be airtight a few times. Over the course of about 6 to 8 hours she was ass fucked mouth fucked pussy fucked hell we even tried to thigh fuck her which was good but ended up just ramming her in her pussy. My the end of the afternoon games I had her go and clean up. She was in the shower when my buddies left. I went and checked on her and poor thing was sitting on the bench that’s built onto my shower. I got in with her and fucked her one more time. She told me that she really enjoyed it but it’s not something she can do all the time. I think she thought I was going to make this a regular
thing. I told her no maybe once a year she said that she could do that. A few times after that she said she would like maybe 2 on 1. She said with 3 she was always full. It’s true that day she had at least 2 dicks at the same time which she said was good but the 3rd was tough.
The following year she was 3 months pregnant and it was my kid so we were not as rough. She had a little pot belly but still looked good. Again all 3 of us used her for the 6 hours or so that Sunday.
The following season she had a baby sitter and we did our group bang and this time her tits were a little bigger from the baby. She ended up pregnant shortly after that and her time frame her doctor gave her for the pregnancy was the time she we gang banged her. My buddies and i look the same so we did not know who the dad was. Again she has the kid and now they have 2 kids from possibly 2 different people. She has kept her figure Bobby her husband has not idea that his wife is a total nymph. He works and hangs out with his buddies does not spend much time with there kids. Alyssa spends a lot of time alone. She says money is tight so when he goes out I arranged for her to have a sitter. She gets dressed up and il take her out for some dinner and drinks we live in a very populated area with a few close towns so we go to other towns. She had a dress on yesterday that barely kept her filled milk filled tits. Currently when we fuck and she cums her tits leak milk. We went to a bar one afternoon for happy hour and had drinks. She had to pump because her tits she said felt like they where going to explode. Problem was she did not have a pump. My buddy was the bartender and it was slow because it was early so we took her to the keg room and we both sucked on her tits helping her out. It did not taste bad. I let my buddy rub her pussy through her panties. Alyssa looked over a little panicked and I told my buddy to ease up on the rubbing. She pushed his hand away as well and we kept sucking away. I snapped a selfie of her standing there with my buddy and I feeding on her tits. It’s been 5 years since then she has 3 kids and is expecting baby #4. She is still fit yes 3 of the 4 are my kids and am planning on having at least 1 more . Hell why not I’m. It raising them and I’m hooked on the lactating sex. It’s a control thing for me. She would have 10 kids if I wanted them