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Showing Off Christine

I have been dating a girl named Christine for about 6 months. I met her through an ex GF of mine. They worked together and my ex had a get together and I met Christine and her ex husband there. From the moment we met we felt sparks. That evening we had a heavy make out session.
I stand at 6 foot 4 and 220lbs I am a fitness freak and work as a Project Manager.
She is a nurse for the local hospital. She is about 5 foot 2 around 130lbs very curvy short cropped dark hair very cute face nice big tits and very curvy hips with an ass to match. She is flat out beautiful. Now I know she is or was a cheater. But she is a complete sub. She likes rough sex and does any thing I want in the bedroom. I mean anything. I don’t or won’t share her which she is ok with. But I do like to have people see her her goods. She has nice thick thighs I have her wear yoga pants no panties and this causes a massive camel toe. To the point where guys will follow her if we are for instance at the grocery store. If my buddy comes over we will have drinks and il have Christine wear some loose running shorts and a tank top with no bra. I like to see the reaction my buddy has when she is sitting between us on the couch and her top is so loose that her tit or nipple pops out. Or she sits down and her shorts are so loose you get a clear shot at her landing strip.
She is loud when getting fucked. Had my buddy over and had him let himself in. Texted him finishing up will be downstairs shortly. Turn the game on and grab a beer. I was fucking Christine silly and yes was she being really loud. I know my buddy could hear her grunting. The fact that he could hear her getting fucked made me shoot a massive load. I pulled out and shoved it down her throat. She swallowed as much as she could but some spilled. I laid on the bed and asked her to go get us some thing to drink. She did not know my buddy was down stairs so she walked down topless in her thong and a bit of cum on her face. She made it to the kitchen and was walking back when she realized my buddy was getting a good look at her after fuck look. She came up and said hey do you know Julian is downstairs. I said I knew he was coming over but did not realize he was here. She said do you think he knows I was getting fucked ? I laughed and said babe the whole block knows when you’re getting fucked. Besides the fact that you have cum on your face. She wiped up threw on some shorts and tight t shirt no bra and we went downstairs.
We watched college games all day and my buddy and I caught my buddy copping a tit feel. Christine had a few too many drinks that day and was walking around still in her shorts and tight t shirt. She was on the couch half out of it and i went to piss when i walked back in I was quiet and saw him really rubbing her tits. He must have been pinching her nipples because they were sticking out. You can hang ornaments from her nipples when fully hard. He must have slipped a finger in her as well because when I sat back down I could see he was messing with his fingers and he got up just to wash them off. I got up and saw Christine napping lol on the couch shorts pulled to the side and nipples rock hard I got up grabbed another beer and told my buddy if you stick your fingers in her pussy or ass your fingers will be covered in my cum. He looked surprised and said thanks for the warning.
I love to have people watch her. I don’t let everyone touch just mostly my buddy. In the past I have let him fuck my girlfriends. But not this one.
She walks around topless when we are alone and in the backyard. The neighbors can see into our backyard from only one room in their house because of the layout of the court we live on. I can see the old man sitting watching her. I have her give me a show when he is there. I hand her a dildo and tell her fuck her self for me and she does. As she Rams herself I pump into her mouth. This chic is an amazing fuck. Public sex drive through blow jobs. I have even fingered her ass at the bar. Over the course of a weekend we fuck so much that come Monday morning her pussy is swollen and raw. She asks for anal to give her pussy a rest. I think I’m going to keep this one. Il post more adventures later

Helpful Shauna

When I was 17 we my parents and I got new neighbors. They were in their mid 30s as the husband worked for corrections and had horrible hours but made good money. Enough that it let Shauna his wife be a stay at home wife. They had 1 boy he was 9 at the time.

My parents had them over once they settled in for a pool side bbq. Their son was into baseball and played on a travel mall team. D and her son talked to me about baseball that afternoon and they asked your a big kid do you play as well. I said no that I played football and basketball and would probably go on to play basketball in college.
I made it a point to talk to Shauna as well. She was short olive skinned about 5 foot 2 on a good day. What she lacked in height she made up for in curves. She had big hips a skinny waist and the biggest pit of tits i have ever seen on a girl or women. She wore a 1 piece that day that showed very little. But it she looked good in her suite. Her nipples always seem tot be semi hard. Being 17 I had to excuse my self at one long so I could go to my room and blow a load. I have never had a problem with girls but I don’t really try as well. My friends and ex gfs have always said that girls like my body and Looks. I work out because of basketball and football so I’m in shape. D her husband was tall but a little pudgy definitely didn’t take his looks as well as Shauna.

Because of their sons baseball schedule they were gone most weekends over night sometimes or back late and gone early.
The best day of my life came on a Sunday morning. I have a gym in my garage that takes up the small 1 car side of my parents 3 car garage. I was working out had the door open a bit and could hear D and Shauna arguing. D said I can’t help it and if you want to stay home just stay home and you can have the whole day to yourself. Shauna said something like you can go to the doctor and they will give you something to help. Just then their son came out and they stopped. D and their son gave Shauna a hug and Shauna said goodbye and good luck.
They drove off and I’m not sure why but I poked my head over the gate and said good morning to her. I startled her and she jumped a bit. She was in a shirt and a pair of shorts.
Of course the shirt was snug and it was clearly visible that she was not wearing a bra.
She asked what I was doing I told her working out I opened the garage and showed her my gum. She said she had a workout room as well and said come take a look. So I followed her inside. I was only wearing board shorts and a cut off t shirt with no arms. She took me down the hall and showed me her work out room. I saw their master bedroom as we walked past it. I checked out their gym equipment and checked Shauna out and all I could think of is bending her over the weight bench in front of me. As we walked past their bedroom I poked my head in and said nice this is where the magic happens huh. She kind of looked surprised I said something like that. Before she could say anything I walked in to their room. Under her breath i heard her say not lately I said that sucks. Again she was surprised but here I am in her room checking it out and it was a mess. As I walked into their master bathroom I saw what must have been what she wore yesterday laying on the floor. Shirt shorts and a g string right on top. She was super embarrassed and as she tried to squeeze by me in the doorway she got a little to close to me and we lost are balance falling and she landed half on me. My head landed on her g string that was on the floor and as we fell her hand landed right on my cock that stiffened up instantly. We laid there laughing a bit but she still had her hand in my cock I grabbed her g string and sniffed it. It smelled amazing. Before I knew it my dick was in her mouth i stopped her stood up she took her top off she sucked and let me tit fuck her im not going to lie I did not last and as I tit fucked her I blew my load on her chest and across her face. I stood her up took her shorts off and put her on all 4s and ate her ass. I mean licked it clean but hole on pussy clean. She said we fucked more that day then she and her husband had fucked in 10 years. This happened a few months ago and we have our routine down he goes to work she drops off the boy at camp she comes home I have her dress up really sexy I fuck her holes.
She had to go get on birth control after missing her period. After that scare she went on the pill. She puts on a show for me in the shower with a dildo that suctions to the wall. She sucks on it while I fuck her from behind then she fucks it while sucking on me. She has me eat her ass a lot. Once I do that I do what ever I want to her. When I bring her to orgasm she shakes and after wards she whispers to me baby you own me. Use me like your personal fuck doll. I look up porn for ideas. I don’t want to share her though. I want to keep this toy to myself.

His Wife His Fault

My buddy who I have known for a while was always talking as of him and his wife’s Ricky Rochelle is her real name but she goes as Ricky. She is stacked short big fake tits large ass curvy hips. I always thought she would make an amazing stripper or porn star and had told him that before while drinking. I stay in shape and he always had this thing that he wanted to swing. I’m single but date and had asked if I knew any women that we could swap. I told him yeah a few. I also asked him are you sure you want to do this. He said yes and she was up for it. I knew this slutty hairdresser named Brittany who would do anything. I am single so it’s not like I’m married or anything like that.
I would never make moves on my buddy’s wife either but she wanted and he wanted to do this.
I tell Britney on the way there what’s up and she says it sounds like fun. Of course she does figured she would.

We arrive and Britney introduces herself my buddy is excited walk over and he says are you sure she is ok she is hot. I told her yes. I tell him I don’t want to fuck in front of you. We have some drinks Ricki is in this short skirt and blouse barley containing her massive tits.
We go to the living room and they head to the bedroom. We start making out then she says let’s go to the extra bedroom. So we do we walk in I tell her leave the skirt on and loose the blouse. Tits are out I’m sucking away I’m licking her ass and pussy she starts to tense up and after some licking and fingering she squirts a little. We spent the next few hours fucking. We fell asleep and I woke up to her giving me morning head. Britney came and while she was giving me head and said she had to go and had called an Uber. Ricky continued to give me head while I spoke to Britney. I asked how did was last night. She said he shot his load fast twice then fell asleep and she went and slept on the couch. I told her I call her later this week. All this while Ricky is blowing me.

She climbed on top and rode me for a while longer. My Buddy finally came in and saw Ricky riding me and he says that he is hungry and what should he do. Ricky tells him let me get off a couple more times and il make something then she stops him and says run to the drive thru and get us some breakfast burritos. I’m like this is weird.

We hear him leave then Ricky cums. After she cums she gets on all 4s and says fuck my butt. I was like hell yeah last night it was a no so I jump at the chance. She lube it’s up and I’m start slow and bottom out she takes over from there and it feels amazing. Nice tight ass and I know I’m not going to last and she starts to really start pumping I’m gripping her hips and I take my phone and hit record and am filming. I set the phone down on the nightstand so it can record what I think will never happen again.
I tell her I’m going to blast it in your ass as so do she was playing with her clit and my balls i shot my load and she lets out this scream. I thought the neighbors might call the cops.
I grab my phone snap a couple of pictures and more video of her on her tummy her giant ass spread open with cum leaking from her pussy and ass.
She said that her husband had made her promise not to let me fuck her ass. She got we got in the shower cleaned up fucked in the shower. He got back we ate and she ran to the store around noon to get ready for the week ahead. I gave her a kiss and said our good byes.

She told me to text or call her when I left. Wanted to see what her husband was going to say. He asked me what we did and I told him. He asked me did you tap that ass. I told him she wouldn’t let me go near her ass. All he said was man to bad. I said maybe next time. He said yeah we will see.
I called Ricky told her what she said and that was it. Later that afternoon she came over and fucked me again. This has been happening at least a few times a week. Always end up with me butt fucking her.
She says that her husband is going to ask if we can do this again. About a month later I brought Britney back and we did it all over again. What he doesn’t know is that Ricky and I have fucked a lot between our sex sessions. Not sure what to do we know it’s wrong but he keeps wanting to swap

Walk Of Shame

So I have been buddies with this dud Manny for a while. Not close friends but we knew each other in school and hung out with other friends together. After high school I went away to school had lots of fun came back home and worked for my dad at his and his friends Company as an electrical engineer.
While back i purchased a home and my buddies would hit the bar restaurant for happy hour. We met all kinds of girls and women there young and some older women. I struck up a conversation with an older dirty blond long hair nice tits hard body with hips and an ass for days.
I thought she was in her mid 30s she was tanned and had a slight accent. Her name was Judith went as Judy for short. We are talking it’s getting late and she says that she is going to head out and asked if I could walk her to her car. The bar was packed so nobody noticed I left. We get to her car and she says it was getting loud and had to get out of there. She also says that she wasn’t ready to call it a night so I invited her back to my place. To make it short we got back to my place and we fucked almost in every room. It was a sex marathon she even lost her panties and had to leave while going commando.
So we hook up a few times every time she comes over and it’s a total fuck fest.

So one Friday I have her over after work and I’m balls deep and I get a text from my buddies. They say he we are bar hopping and will come by and pick you up around 9 tonight. I had my phone and took a video of Judy on all 4s while my dick slides in and out of her butt. I also saw that it’s 7 plenty of time to full and have her on her way. I finally finished and blew my load on her face. She starts to clean up and I hop in the shower. She comes in and gets in with me. Now I wanted to get shower and get ready to go out and she knew this but she walk up gets in the shower and she has a little bit of cum in her
hair standing there she looked amazing. I get hard and start to pound her in the shower. So now I’m pumping away and she bent over on the shower I grab on to her hips and am puny away. I blow my load and cover the insides of her Vag with my cum. My buddy knows they can come in through the garage that evening I was the last to get picked up because I had a date. So they let themselves out n which I did not care Just heard the noisy guys downstairs and was going to quickly slip out. She comes over as I’m gettin dressed gives me a kiss and grabs my cock. Says can I come over tomorrow mid morning so I can relieve some stress. I say of course. Now when she came over she wore a little yellow sun dress that shows the bottom of her ass cheeks. She had a matching yellow g string and bra. The dress was meant for me to see her goods. It was not meant to be used in public. I was starting to get hard while she was talking to me. I give her a kiss and smack her ass tell her to come over whenever tomorrow morning. She heads out and I hear silence then I hear voices and figured my buddies were giving her a hard time. It got louder and i hear yelling. I’m ready to go and head downstairs and see that Manny is one of the guys going out with us and he and Judy are yelling at each other.
Judy was walking out as I was coming down. Manny left right behind her. I asked my other buddies WTF is is going on. They tell me that milf you have been nailing is Manny’s mom. I told them I had no idea it was his mom. They said no one did. None of them had ever met his mom. She came down the stairs and we all looked at her and she was wearing her little slutty dress when Manny hopped up and said mom WTF. We went out I didn’t text anyone had a few beers and went home. It ruined the night for sure. I figured I’d never see either of them again. I was up having coffee when Judy text me and asked if o didn’t want her to come over. I said come over she text back that she was in my driveway. I let her in and she was in yoga pants and a tank top. She said that she didn’t mean to break up a friendship I stopped her and said that nobody knew. She said that Manny was upset and it bothered her him being her son.
That was 6 months ago Manny doesn’t hangout with us anymore he and his mom made up and she told him she would stop seeing me.

What he doesn’t know is that she still comes over and I still use her as a fuck doll. What I did not know is that his dad owns the restaurant we met at. His parents are divorced but she still owns half the business. The age difference doesn’t matter to me. She is great in bed and very adventurous. She blew me on the freeway as we headed to pick up her car from the dealership once. We sat parked in the lot while she finished sucking me off. She pretty much lives with me and my dick is in one of her holes 50 percent of the time we are alone. She helped me write this and i rambled on but it’s because she has been blowing me while writing this. Damn Judy

Let Him Have Some

I know this will sound wrong but my best friend who I have known since grammar school has always been a bigger guy. Super nice guy just a bit on the heavy side and super shy. He has dated a few girls but it always ended with them cheating or just using him for cash or whatever they wanted.
I always have made it a point to tell him when I see that he is being used and sometimes it would piss him off but eventually he would catch on as well.
I had been seeing this women who was a few years older than us Named Allysa she went by ally. Blond blue eyes nice perky tits thick thighs and a nice round ass. That’s what caught my eye was her thick bottom in yoga pants. She sported a good camel toe.
When I say she is a bit older she is late 30s married with 2 kids. We met at a juice bar that I would go to after a workout and she would go as well after her yoga class. It seemed we would always be there at the same time we started talking and before we knew it she was back at my place mid afternoon naked on all 4s. The sex is amazing she showed me how to thigh fuck her. She has some ice thick thighs and a gap my dick slides right between her thigh gap and rubs on her pussy lips. I didn’t think I would like that but I blasted a load afterwards. She is a 3 hole girl and I dig that.
She had a free weekend and was spending that weekend over. Came over on Friday afternoon I got home and she had let herself in and was walking around in a whit tank top no bra and a very short tennis style skirt that exposed her cheeks. I told her I guess we are staying in. I asked her where her change of clothes were for the weekend. She pulled out a shirt stretch pants a g string a vibrator. She turned bent slightly over and showed me her ass plug which she was wearing already. She likes to put down her drinks and that Friday she was putting them down. We had fucked a few times already and we had removed the ass plug which was a j*weled piece that was shown. Blue and matched her eyes.
My buddy had come over later in the evening and Allysa was on the couch She got up to give my buddy Jewls a hug. When she got up she staggered a bit lost her balance and fell into him. He caught her and had a hand full of ass. She said nothing. I looked at him and said to him see what she will let you do. I did let him know that we had fucked not to long ago so she had my dick in her mouth and I blew loads in all 3 holes and yes I went from her ass to her mouth the last time. He said ok and as she talked to me standing up I saw that he was rubbing her ass under her skirt. I told her I loved her and she said it back to me. I gave her another shot and had her bend over and give me a bj while on the couch. I stood up while her sucking on me so she would be bent over at the waist. My buddy was rubbing her rear end and finger fucking her. It didn’t take long and he was behind her and I was in front spit roasting her. She was moaning I grabbed my phone and recorded as much as I could passing my phone to Jewls to get his pov. He was pumping away and she was looking at me and would stop and tell me she loved me. I would say it back and she would suck hard. My buddy and I swapped spots. He spent the night and I took Allysa upstairs and got her in the shower. I had to get in and help her and fucked her one more time while in there.
The next morning she had a massive headache remembered most of what happened. She snuggled up to me and asked me if I was and I said hell no. I let her sleep in until around 10 made her comfortable coffee Jewls had coffee with us. Around noon she was feeling better and was laying out trying to sweat it out. She had No bathing suite and since we had already seen her naked she went out back and laid out naked. She had a little brushing around her thighs. A few hours later I had my buddy Jewls thigh fuck her. He said it was amazing as well and didn’t last long leaving a sticky mess between her legs. She spent the remainder of the weekend naked and well fucked. She said that she has never been DPd before. It’s been 6 months since then and she gets a girls weekend every few weeks and we do it all over again. I booked a 3 day cruise and will tell what happens.

Best House Keeper Ever

My parents have had the same housekeeper since I was 17. It was my junior year in high school and with 2 extremely busy parents they hired Carmen to help out a few times a week. Usually MWF so 3 times a week. Half way through my senior year I turned 18 and was getting ready to graduate.
We live in a big city and have a few colleges within a couple of hours as well as a few within minutes. I had chosen to attend one close to home so I could live at home.
I was your typical high schooler honey and could never get enough pussy. So porn was always available if a girl was not.
My parents were always at work so I had the run of the house for girls or porn. It was the first day of summer vacation I had gotten back from my senior trip and was laying in bed and decided to rub on out. I started to go at it and I hear some thing in the hall way. I was stroking away and noticed that the door to my room was cracked open and saw Carmen watching me. Now Carmen is not a total knock out. She was in her late 30s I believe she had 2 kids and was married. She has long black hair and is always in a ponytail. She is usually in yoga pants and a tee shirt. I had noticed that she had some big tits that bounced around when she walked and had some thick thighs and a nice ass. She was not thin just thick. For a horny 18 year old she was perfect. I said oh well and continued to jack off and used a towel to catch my load. I noticed I shot my load and soon after she slowly slipped away. She didn’t think I noticed her there. I cleaned up and headed down stairs.
Being a little shit i walked up from behind her and I said good morning to her. She looked up and she had tears in her eyes. I asked if she was ok. She let loose and spilled her guts that her husband and her argued a lot and she thought he was cheating on her and she unloaded as if i was her therapist.
I flat out asked her if that was why she watched me upstairs she had this scared look on her face and she apologized but she saw me and just watched me. She has a little accent and sounds a little hot. At this point I had my arm around her giving her a hug from the side. It was around her shoulder but I let my hand slide down and was on her hip ass cheek. I was instantly hard and gave her a kiss that she didn’t give back I gave her another kiss that she finally kissed back then I licked her lips and she licked my lips back then we both where licking and kissing and she licked my neck and then we had a tongue licking session.
Before we knew it we were in my living room on the couch and she was giving me the most amazing head job I had ever received. At my age most girls that have head were inexperienced and were mediocre at best. Had a few that were good but Carmen did this twisting jerk off movement while giving the head a tongue lashing. She would use the tip of her tongue to lick the opening of my head. I told her that I was going to blow my load and she did not miss a beat swallowing almost the entire load. What little that dropped she cleaned up. She got up and was standing over me as I sat on the couch she was in her thong and she looked good. Had a little cum on her cheek and she was pushing it with her finger to her mouth. That was it I was hard again and I reached up grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on me she mounted me and i pushed up in her and she was tight and wet. I sat on my couch and let her do the work. Her tits were in my face and I was sucking on her nipples. Her tits looked for having 2 kids but what got me was her nipples. They where as big as an over sized pencil eraser and stuck out about a half inch. I actually hung Christmas ornaments off her nipples one time and took pictures.

I never told my buddies or forced her to do anything she didn’t want to do. First time she did anal she said it hurt and it was not her favorite. She kept doing it for me and after a while she got used to the size in her rear. She still says it’s not her favorite but does it for me.
I am 26 now live on my own Carmen’s kids are grown up as well. Her and her husband still have their dis functional marriage. He spends the winters in Mexico. He is gone for 6 months or so and she still comes over and cleans my house and spends days at a time over. Every once in awhile I will stop by my parents house during the day and give her a good pounding in my old room where it all started.
She cracks up because she usually comes over to my house after cleaning my parents house and helps me relieve stress. Still has a slight accent and talks in Spanish and English when I’m pounding away. Her head skills are amazing and are hard to give up.

Sweet Victoria

So I’m in over my head here. I have been dating a girl for about 6 months named Dana. She is mixed Hispanic white. Skinny real pretty hard body. Sex is good keeps me happy she is 19 and is heading back to college. School is not that far away so we started to see each other while she was away. We have known each other for a while and only started dating after years of being friends.
Problem is I’m obsessed with her mom Victoria. She looks a lot like Dana just a little shorter and thicker. Thick legs thick ass and a nice handful sized tits.
It all happened one summer night when Dana and I came home late from a concert and her parents had people over and we caught the tail end of the party. It was late so I was going to crash on the couch. Dana’s dad had one to many and had past out. Dana was up in her room and Victoria had come down to get some water. She was wearing a t shirt that barely covers her ass and I had a clear view of her as she was in the kitchen rummaging through the fridge. I came in and started a conversation with her. She was surprised to see me she said she had forgotten I was there and was embarrassed I saw her in what she was wearing. I don’t know why but I told her that she shouldn’t be embarrassed and that she looked really good. She relaxed and said she liked the compliments. I kissed her and she kissed back. We were kissing and I picked her up and took her to the couch I was supposed to be sleeping on and we went at it. She took my dick out and before sucking on it she asked if her daughter really could take my dick. I always thought I was a little above average I’m almost 7 inches but very thick. She mounted me and it was the greatest feeling. For having 2 kids she seemed extremely tight. I could feel her pussy lips struggling to let my dick in. She got off and gave me another sloppy blow Job leaving a lot of spit on it and hopped back on my dick. This time it went in and as I felt it go all the way in she was looking at me in the eyes and trying not to be loud I could kind see her mouth move and whisper to me to fuck me. She had this look of pure bliss on her face. As I started to get a good rhythm going she put her head on my shoulder and bit down not hard but hard enough to make it erotic. I sucked on her tits and slid my finger in her ass. We spent most of that night sucking and fucking. We fell asleep on the couch and we where woken by someone coming down the stairs. It was Nick he me husband who was trying not to make noise. He got some water Victoria laid still on me under a blanket. It was dark and you can’t see anything. In the dark all you could see was a lump on the couch. I started to rub Victorias pussy while my hands where under the blanket and she was laying on me. She was completely naked.
Since then we find ways to get some alone time. I even took a part time job at her company. I work directly under her for the few hours I’m there. I do some file work and run some errands. I leave at noon but not before I split her cheeks and pound her to an amazing orgasm. Last Friday she let me fuck her butt and i shot my load across her face. You would never think she is the way she is if you met her. We are absolutely obsessed with each other. We tried to cool it down but the few days we didn’t have sex made the day we did fuck that more amazing. She likes it rough and I like to give it to her rough. I’m talking bent over the desk with me either in her butt or pussy and some light choking or pulling on her ponytail which she calls my personal handle.
What really get me going is her comments when we are fucking. If you have never had a women tell you to fuck her hard or look at you in your eyes while she is bouncing on your dick and have her tell you to fuck that pussy own it baby own it. I get off and shower her with cum.
It’s amazing and we can not keep our hands off each other. I don’t see us stopping anytime soon. I would feel bad if Dana found out but it would not stop me from fucking Victoria. It’s a great feeling to know When you own actually own someone.

Finally

In high school I had a group of friends that we all hung out with. We would be over at each other’s houses and hung out talk about girls have parties try and fuck girls etc….
We all have that one friend whose mom is hot. For us that was Mrs R our friend Jared’s mom. She was married her husband Anthony owned his own company in construction. She was 4foot 10 really small but nice set of tits and a perfect ass. We would give Jared shit all the time. She was a bit of a tease always walking around in workout shorts or yoga pants with tight tops. She wore gal g strings or thongs we knew this because she always walked around with the top of her panties exposed.

We were over there a lot and boy did we try hard to flirt with her. She flirted back but never did anything with us. Since the age of 17 I have been into weightlifting so I am well built. Bug chest big arms big legs. Nanette was her real name but we always called her Mrs R.
When I would walk in I was always greeted with a hug and I would always let my hands slide down to her ass. First time all she said was hey.

If we were alone for some reason in the kitchen or living room I would walk by and let me hands slide across her ass cheeks she would act surprised but would never comment on it.I flat out asked her once if she wanted to meet me somewhere for some alone time. She looked at me with her beautiful hazel eyes and smiled and said Let’s just pretend this conversation didn’t happen. I was super close to her and when she turned to walk away from me I reached out and grabbed a handful of pussy and ass from the back. She stopped then continued to walk away.
After graduating we all went out separated ways. Jared went to the military of all things. Probably a good thing he was a bit of a troublemaker and we could all see jail in his future. I went away to school in So Cal and came back as a mechanical engineer. I lived at home for a bit my parents agreed to help me purchase a home. I looked at a bunch of houses then my realtor showed me this 3 bedroom 2 bath large open home with a larger backyard and a pool. As we pulled up I recognized the house next door. It was Jared’s home. I asked My realtor all about the house I asked who lives there blah blah blah. Then I said do you happen to know anything about the neighbors. He said all he knew was there a retired firefighter to the right and a guy who owned a construction company. I couldn’t tell if anyone was home. We went to the backyard and I looked around when my realtor went inside to take a call I hoped and peeked over the fence and there in all her glory was Nanette on all 4s working in her garden. Still in shorts and still with a great ass. I walked in as chris was getting off the phone and said that was the sellers agent and they want to know if there will be any offer’s I told Chris I want this house give them full price. About 45 days later I closed and started moving stuff in.

I was in my garage when the foreman came in introducing himself. We talked he left. Shortly after Anthony and Nanette walked in as well. Anthony gave me a huge hug said how happy he was to have a familiar face. Nanette gave me a huge hug as well and I let my hands run across her bottom a couple of times during our hug. This time not saying anything.

Because my company is based out of So Cal I work from home 3 out of 4 weeks during the month. A week into moving in this is middle of May I’m out back swimming laps in my pool when I hear Nanette in their back yard. She says no invite I responded come over she said just kidding I said get over here she laughs and says ok let me change I tell her do you need help picking a suite. She laughed and said I’m sure you’re going like what I pick

I did she was in a skimpy 2 piece she came in from the side gate towel in hand came over and gave me a hug again I grab on to her ass cheeks. This time because of her bikini it was mostly bare skin. From there I gave her a peck on her lips she gave me one back and we went at it. The only swimming we did was about 3 hours laters before lunch she jumped in after Anthony called her to let her know he was bringing them lunch. She jumped in the pool as she had cum on her face leaking out of her Pussy and ass. It’s been 3 months since I moved in and my dick has found a permanent residence in all 3 holes. I had to go down to So Cal for a week and she arranged to come with me by telling Ant that she was going to visit her friend down in Palm Springs for the week. I got road head anal on the side of the freeway. I even took her to a company dinner and introduced her as my GF. She wore a tight red dress and her tits were on the verge of flopping out. My coworkers were stunned. We spent our down time fucking. We got back and had them Anthony and Net over for drinks and pool time.
She told me that she was still leaking from the pounding earlier. I have more to post and some pics and videos il past as well.

Fruit Stand Cougar

I bounce from a few Ag plants for work. As their plant engineer. I am divorced nasty one as well. Wife was a POS cheater. Have a son with her lives with me. After a year or so she realized she fucked up and wanted to come back. I told her to go pound sand. She can be on my some life all she wants but stay out of mine. There is a fruit stand that I stop in all the time for lunch or grab snacks etc…. It’s convenient and there is a women who works there named Sandy. She is 51 years old blond hair blue eyes short nice boobs and a great ass. I’ve seen her in shorts and jeans and they look amazing on her. After a lot of flirting I finally asked her out and we went out. Fucked on the first date. Was amazing sex.
Since then we have gone out a few more times and her head game is amazing. I never thought she would be as freaky as she is. I stopped in one afternoon and it was slow in the store. She tells me that the boss ran to a luncheon with a vendor and she was flying solo. She had on some shorts and a t shirt. Behind the register there is a door and an office that’s not visible to anyone in the store unless you walk in. She took me back there and sat me on a chair pulled my cock out started to suck me off. Got up after she got me nice and hard and pulled her shorts down and wasn’t wearing any panties. She sat herself right on my dick and started to ride me. It felt amazing. Reverse cowboy. Heard the door open up she got up and poked her head out and said il be with you shortly. Came back over and sat back down and rode me some more. I was about to dump my load when she got up and went to help the customer. She looked so sexy walking away trying to pull those tight shorts off her ass cheeks. She did customer payed and back she comes. This time she rode me again cowgirl for a bit then lifted up gave me a sloppy head job and put her tight little ass on my cock. I pumped for a short time and before she could get up blew my load up her ass and we made a mess. It was so primal I was getting hard again. I wiped my dick off and pinged back in. Lasted longer this time and that was one of the best days I have ever had.
We date exclusively and we are talking about moving her in. The age difference doesn’t matter and I find myself attracted to more women her age. Plus she wants to fuck non stop. Unlike the ex who treated sex as a chore unless she was being banged by multiple guys. She has introduced me to a few of her friends and they all look the same. I love to put her ass up in the air and tongue fuck her. She looses it every time.

Movie Night

This is a short but funny story. Im a gym rat and hit on women at the gym all the time. It’s 50 50 on the success rate. I asked out a women about mid 30s blond hair married mom of 2 small boobs but has some hips and a thick ass.

She asked me to take her to a movie we had been seeing and fucking for a few weeks. She is a teacher so she has summers off. Her husband was camping with friends and the kids where at there friends house for the day.

We go to a movie in a town about an hour away decide on the MEG. It’s like the first move of the day and it’s empty. We buy some extra seats to make sure no one sits near us. Movie starts and we instantly start feeling on each other. She has on some work out shirts loose som I’m fingering away. She tells me that she has seen this movie already so she didn’t care about it. Just wanted to spend time with me.

Half way through the movie after some intense fingering I pull my dick out and she leans over to me. They are recliner type seats so we are laying down she had her shirt pulled down so her tits were hanging out. She is curled up so I can finger her as she is blowing me. She has an incredible head game and I’m getting ready to blow my load. She took her mouth off to talk a little dirty and that was it. She was in the middle of telling me to force feed her when I lost it and blasted all over the side of her face. She tried to clean up but had nut on her neck face and hair. She took it like a champ and kept cleaning me up. She cleaned up the best she could and the move was over the light came on and it looked like she had all of it off. As wel walked into the concession stands I noticed a glob of cum on her shirt. It was visible and noticeable. A few guys noticed. She pulled her shirt up a little and liked it off. We got to the parking garage and proceeded to hammer the daylight out of her. She is so nasty and keeps surprising me on what she will do. Il post another event about the top of the garage nude walk and fuck