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When You Kissed Her

I worked for a dick head doing lawn maintenance. He owns a landscaping company and had around 20 guys working for him. Anthony has his eldest daughter work for him as well as his now ex wife Nanette. This guy would pay us late short us on checks and say he would add it to the following week. Never nice always post and was never around. We would come in every morning and get our stuff and go to the specific area that day. Everything from home yards and large industrial warehouses. I was going to school at night so the hours worked out. I figured that I would bang his daughter to get back at him. One day the dick tells me. Take the small truck and head over to this address. It’s my house he says Nanette needs help removing and redoing our back yard. Just do what she says and take a half hour lunch. He would stop by later.
I get ton there house and she is in the back yard. She comes out introducing herself to i we talk and i follow her to the back.

She’s in stretch pans and a tank top. As she bends over her stretch pants our very thin and I can see the out line of her panties as the sun shines it’s hot and Tyler are directly on the sun. I’m about 5 feet from her planting she moves around and is on all fours I look up and can see right through her pants. I took my phone out and recovered her for a while and snapped some pics. Lunch came i ran to get us some lunch. I get back and the dick is there they are arguing he yells at her and storms off. I hand her lunch she is crying.
I didn’t mean for it to happen but I put my hand around her and because she is small my hand landed on her right tit. It felt soft and I left it there she didn’t move my hand so I rubbed and pinched her nipple. She said we should stop but I pinched a little harder and she took a deep breath and kissed me. We kissed I yanked her pats down spun her around and shoved my dick in her. She pushed me off turns and spits on my dick then turns around and beds back over there patio table. I fucker her and didn’t last long blasting a huge load in her. I kept pumping and she shortly cums.

I began to shove my thumb in her ass and she says you can have that when ever you want. I use her juices and cum that leaking out and start to push my dick in her ass. I bottom out in her and I let her at this point dictate the rhythm. She started with short strokes pulling in then out and with in minutes after getting used to the size she is slamming in to me.

Now this is when I get my revenge I blew my load in her ass. It felt amazing. As I pull it out she spins around and cleans me up. I took more video of her as she is licking my dick clean. I hear a truck pull up I yanked my pants up went back to planting Nanette pulled up her panties and pants. She looks over at me and says babe is my face clean. I nod yeah he walks back to us. He walked over to her o continued to work and positioned my self where I could work and see them at the same time. Now I think to myself that it has been less than 5 minutes since my dick came out off her butt and went in to her mouth. She cleaned everything off my dick as best she could. He walks up to her slaps her on the ass and plants a kiss right on the mouth. She pulls away and he forces the kiss. He says what are you still mad. He tries again and she lets him. He tonged her and he had a look on his face. She changes the subject to something else and they go inside. I continue to work and about 10 minutes later I hear his truck pull away. She walks out in her panties and tank top and says babe let’s go take a shower. That was 2 years ago and I don’t work there anymore. I have been sleeping with her since. Everything change we get we fuck. She comes to my work brings me lunch sucks and fucks me. I come home from work and she’s at my apartment naked or dressed super slutty. She had a girls weekend and went to Vegas supposedly with friends aka me. Had her dress slutty in short skirts no panties. We try public sex almost got caught. I still remember my revenge though. When i quit i almost asked him how my cum shit covered dick tasted. I didn’t because I wanted to continue to fuck Nanette. No plan on stopping

My BIL And Friends

A few weeks ago, I fucked my brother in law and his two friends. This happened when my husband was away. It happened again tonight.

They all came over around 8:00 and immediately started working on me. We smoked a bit and they talked sex. It wasn’t long before my defenses broke down and they took me to my bedroom.

When we got to my bedroom the four of them took me down hard and fast. I was on all fours from the minute we got into my bedroom. One took my raised up pussy and pounded her into submission while my mouth was used as pseudo pussy by the rest. They would randomly change places, forcing me to taste my own pussy and my own cum. This only incited more slutty to come out of me. I love my taste and smell. They are intoxicating for me.

One by one, they all started to cum. All wanted to fuck me, pull out and have me swallow. I willingly did so…over and over until I had drained them all fully. They then watched me double fuck myself into multiple additional cums as I laid in my bed.

My husband is gone all week and they have already told me that they plan to fuck me like this every night.

I am definitely going to hell.

BIL And Friends Monday

As promised, my brother in law and his friends came over tonight. There was very little time wasted as we went directly into my bedroom.

Once in the bedroom, one asks if we can use my sex toys. In no position to argue, I dig out my toy bag from the closet and toss it on the bed.

After digging through the bag, they asked me insert a butt plug. They also asked me put on my nipple clamps too. Then they told me to get into bed. Like a pack of spider monkeys, they were all over me.

Four hard cocks versus me sounds like unfair odds and truthfully, they won. After beating my pussy down and fucking my throat like never before, the night ended by me pulling out my butt plug and showing them my gaped asshole. That is when one of them said I am fucking that hole tomorrow night! I thought I may die from the direct and aggressive nature of his words.

They have gone but have promised to be back tomorrow night. I have no ability to say no, as what they do to my body is completely filling and satisfying. They make me cum like crazy. They give me more cock than any girl should be getting on a regular basis.

I took a shower, cleaned off my butt plug and headed for bed, but not before I put the plug back in my ass.

I am going to be fully ready for when they come over tomorrow night!

Can’t Help It

I have been seeing this girl we will call her Jenny for about 3 months. Very pretty nice great body but il not really ready for a steady GF. The thing is she has an amazing ass. She is a brunette green eyes slim waste and this ass that stick out. I love to come up from behind and grab onto her hips. When I do she grinds her ass into my cock. It’s like her ass has this control over me.
Forget it if she wears skirts. If she wears a skirt my hands are all over her. She doesn’t stop me when I slip a finger in her ass. We were in line at a concert super crowded and I shoved my finger in her asshole. Yes she has lets me fuck all her holes.

My buddies keep telling me I found a keeper. I’m 23 and no way near the marriage life. I’m no ugly duckling as well. I’m in shape tall typical gun rat type. But her ass keeps bringing me back

Bobs Wife

My neighbor is an absolute ass. Fat out of shape POS construction worker. Drives a loud truck leaves early. Doesn’t take care of his lawn leaves trash cans out. Is married to a woman who is good looking with a kid. He is 12 and lazy like his father. There was a block party and I got to talk to his wife Julie. She’s short nice ass small boobs. He is always short with her and just rubs people the wrong way. He leaves early and works a ton of OT she is a stay at home mom. Found out over coffee i invited her over a dozen times before she said yes by the way that she’s a a year younger than me and her husband is my age. They are high school sweethearts. I asked her that she seems like she just goes through the motion. She admitted that he was his first for everything and did not go to college and is overwhelmed at times. We began to talk more and more getting friendlier. I have a sap and pool in
My back yard. I asked her to come over and swim one morning after she had gotten back from dropping her son at school. She thought about it and said ok but I’m not sure what to wear. I looked at her funny and said well a bathing suit. She said that she didn’t want to be seen leaving her house and coming straight over to mine in a bikini. That was a good thought so I told her to meet me out back. I found 2 boards that I could loosen up at the corners of the yard where our fence met. Julie is a brunette with shoulder length hair probably C cup tits and a plump ass. I’m an ass man and she has a nice one. I was expecting to her to be in something’ that covered more up. Maybe a 1 piece. She came out in this white 2 piece top looked like it was a size to small and her bottoms where a high cut but because of her bis ass when she walked they would ride in between her cheeks into a thong and her front rode up causing some serious camel toe. Now it was around 10 in the morning on a Tuesday in Late May. In California this time of year can be really hit and it was. We did this for a few weeks. Each time she came over she had same type of bikinis just different colors. Il mention that I am not married no kids divorced around 5 years now. Date often nothing serious. She told me that summer break would be tough unless they sent there son to camp. She said that was expensive but could make it work if I thought I would miss our visits. Right then I knew I had her. I told her I would miss spending so much time with her. She sent her son to camp for the summer and the first day he was gone i called lunch in for us and got us some champagne. She obviously didn’t drink much because after a few she was pretty much drunk or really buzzed. She had her white bikini on I asked her to pose for me I snapped some pictures she did I snapped her camel toe. Made her a stiff cocktail then leaned over and gave her a hug and as I leaned in she planted a kiss on me. I kissed back and I picked her up and mauled her ass with in seconds I had buried my cock deep in her. We fucked what seemed all day. When ever I heard her husbands truck i would watch 1 of the dozens of video clips I have of Julie being what she calls herself my personal slut. We discovered she learned to like anal. She offered to let a buddy and I try a DP on her. We did and she said that she thought she was going to be split in half.
When her son returned she would leave to run a few errands and she would just drive around the block park her car at a park and I would meet her there and fuck in the park or would bring her back to the house and do whatever i wanted to her. We lay in my bed and watch video clips of us fucking. Found out that she can squirt. I made her give me a bj before meeting with her husband. She went out as he got home and planted a big kiss. Later she told me that she could taste my cum in her mouth right before he kissed her. I know things could go bad but we are as careful as possible. She asked if we could try the DP again. We have been practicing by her riding me as she wears a butt plug. She says it makes her orgasm powerful. I hope she’s on the pill

Gym Milf

I got what I wanted kind of, I’m 23 good looking guy hit the gym a lot so I’m really good shape. I have had plenty of luck with women specially at the gym. If I work out during the day it’s usually good looking milfs that I’m hitting on. If I work out in the evening it’s usually girls my age. So there was this tight little blond that I would talk to and pretty much hit on every time I would see her at the gym. We will call her Nanette. She was married with 2 kids her husband owns a business so he works non stop and she is a stay at home mommy. I hit on her all the time. She always said no but yet still ran next to me or would be around the same equipment I was at or close to. Always talking. One day as usual I hit on her and she says ok let’s go get lunch after our workout. Caught me off guard. Nanette is 34 short great body tight ass perfect on my eyes. We have lunch exchanged numbers and that was it.

This went on for a few weeks she was having a party and I got invited to her house. I went and brought a date she calls me out for bringing a date. She was a little jealous. I go home the next time we work out. We go out after our workout this time she rides with me in my truck. She gets in and I lean in and kiss her. I pulled around the building there was more parking and a field that was empty. Really quiet and we fuck. This goes on for a about half a year. We would work out then after we would fuck in my truck. I’d send her on her way. One day she comes to work out in the evening and I’m talking to another girl that I had been dating as well. She walks up and says we need to talk. I thought she was going to get pissed for talking to this hot chic who I also had been fucking. She tells me that she is pregnant. I asked her if her husband excited. She says no because he had been fixed after their last kid.

She was kicked out of their house and was told to go stay with the gym rat. I ask her if she is sure it’s mine. She made a scene at the gym yelling, "yeah you’re the only guy besides my husband who has been fucking me." That ruined it with the chic I was talking to. Now I’m living with a chic who’s going through a divorce and I’m fathering her baby. Sex is good but not sure how it will be after the kid comes up. She does suck my cock pretty much non stop. I think it’s to keep me around and happy ?

Wife Gave Head To Building Manager To Keep Our Son Out Of Jail

Got off work and had 10 missed calls. A few from my building manager and the rest from my wife. Long story short turns out my son broke into an empty apartment to have sex with his girlfriend and the building manager caught them.

The building manager agreed not to call the cops so long as we paid for the damages and said my wife needed to come back to his place for a few minutes. She knew what this meant as he has a reputation of being a perv and hitting on women.

My wife doesn't hold back the details. We've been in an open relationship before and she knows I like to hear. He doesn't say anything but pushes her on her knees while unzipping his pants. He pulls it out and I stop to ask her if it was big, and she says no. It was actually pretty small, which is good because you know I hate sucking dick.

I start to suck his dick and he puts both hands behind my head to force me to go deeper, but I push his hands away. Then one of his hands goes down the front of my shirt and he starts squeezing my breast.

It doesn't take long before he cums in my mouth and I run to his kitchen sink to spit it out. I rinse my mouth out and before I get back to the living room he has put his dick away and standing at the front door and that was it.

We didn't even speak to eachtoher, she says. My wife likes being used and I like to remind her that she deserves it for being a slut. That night was the best sex we'd had in a long time.

Wife Work Trip

So my wife came with me on a work trip. On the last day we went to a party they were playing loud music and it was a younger crowd. She git tipsy and was dancing and some guys were checking her out . I didn't think much about it because she has a big butt im accustomed to guys watching her later I went to call the taxi to pick us up I went out side when I came back this guy was up on her obviously grinding. He was looking around like he was trying to see when i was coming back so I passed around and got a good angle to see what was going on.

She was really high and he was humping into her ass really hard and she was just throwing her ass back dancing. I actually saw his face change as he was cumming and I knew instantly. His mouth just hanged open and he looked straight up hold her hips and hunching like a dog lol. He stepped back and another guy took his place. This guy pulled his dick out and stuffed it into her asscrack she was wearing leggings btw. And started humping her too. The party was loud and packed and everyone was grinding so they weren't attracting too much attention. Second guy came after one song.

I went over after that and got her and left. She was really drunk she said she thought she was dancing with me. She was ashamed the next day but I told don't worry about it it wasn't her fault I shouldn't of left her on the dance floor cause I didn't realize how high she was. Surprisingly I'm not even upset I thought it was hot some mild voyeur action. I ended up making her put on a leggings and reenacting it and cumming on her ass she actually came too from me pushing my boner in her asscrack and rubbing her clit. So new fetish unlocked I guess

My Wife's Phone

Been married since 2019. My wife is a blond, big tits, very out going and the life of the party. So the police called one day when she was away for a work trip and said they had a phone of hers that they wanted to return. Turns out she was arrested in 2011 and the cops had her phone ever since. She had an addiction problem back then so it really wasn't a huge surprise. I knew she had old legal issues. So the cop offered to return the phone or throw it away. I figured I would get the phone and let my wife decide what to do with it.

So I get the phone and looked through a box of old chargers and found one that worked and I charged it up. The next night I took a look and there was no PW. I didn't think any thing of looking through it and I found hundreds of old pictures and videos. You can guess where this is going I'm sure.

So at first a bunch of cool old pictures and videos of her in her twenties, a whole series of vacation pics where she looks hot us fuck in a bikini then a random bare tits in the mirror picture which was obviously her. I guessed she must have sent the picture to someone. Then more normal pictures and a lot of hot pictures of her and some friends.

Then, a picture of a stray dick. Then more normals, then a different dick. Then normals, then a blond bush. It was a full bushy one, no pussy to see but I know my wife's bush when I see it and it was hers. Nothing to crazy yet. I was just enjoying a nice look at her old life.

I settle in and go through all the pictures and videos. I come across three of her and her friends in a hotel, all drunk and topless showing their tits. One girl I don't know. The other is a close friend of hers and yeah I loved seeing her tits. She was really hot in the pictures. She not nearly as hot now but still.

Then a random close up of a pussy. It wasn't my wife's. May have been one of the friends. I keep going and I find a close up of my wife's bushy pussy showing her thick lips followed by her holding a hard dick in her hand right at her face on the hotel bed. Next picture she's sucking it. Next picture is of her cum covered tits.

It is weird seeing your wife with another guy's dick in her mouth and cum on her tits but this was ancient history, I couldn't really get mad, she was young and hot and it was turning me on a bit. Then a video of her sucking that same cock for about ten seconds.

Then a lot of normal pictures and its at least a year later and a lot of pictures. Mostly PG but then a random video of her sucking a dick and laughing and licking it. It was not the same dick as before. Then a close up of her pussy with that dick in it then one of her pussy with cum on it. It was getting serious.

Scrolling through a bunch of regular pics and videos then more sex stuff. Her kissing a huge cock then a close up of that cock half buried in her pussy. Regulars then her smiling face between two hard dicks she was holding in her hands like she was stroking them.

A bunch of pics of her and her younger sister then a video of her on her back and some guy fucking her, then right after a different guy fucking her like the guys took turns filming.

The rest of the phone had her sucking two more dicks and a random close up of what looks like her pussy being spread wide open by some guy's fingers.

Now I know she wasn't a nun before we met and she went through a rough period but I had no idea she was this sexually active. For awhile all I could think of was if she was with this many guys she was photographed with, how many was she with who didn't end up in a picture?

So I'm torn, it was very exciting seeing my girl with all those guys and doing slutty stuff like fucking two guys together and letting some guy split her pussy for a picture but I also was like god she's fucked so many guys. And I wondered how many guys have these pictures.

Whatever I didn't say anything to her. I downloaded all the pictures and videos and have them stored and will keep them for a while because they are hot. I let the battery die, put the charger away and gave her the phone when she got home. She didn't seem to care about then phone being more upset I found out about her arrest but later when I wasn't around she charged it and and later excitedly showed me a bunch of the normal pictures and videos. We had a blast with the old photos. She didn't show me any of the sex stuff. Not one. I wonder if she has them saved like I do.

Exposing Chris

My GF Chris came over and was wearing a skirt that looked like one that used to play tennis but with different colors and a tank top. We had a bbq so had friends over every one was drinking and we knew a bunch of people would be passing out. Chris is short blond hair hazel eyes nice rack. My buddy Vince’s girl had on a pair of running shorts she a black girl with a big ass super hot. It was the end of the night and both are girls where hammered and past out. Most people had left and a few where past out in the house. Vince and I where outside with the girls who where also past out. We had a good buzz going and I noticed Chris was laying tummy down on the lounge. I figured I’d move her in when I went to grab her I flipped her skirt up to look at her ass Vince smacked her ass and all she did was grunt. I laughed and Vince then reached over and slapped Becca his girls ass. She did the same. He then slid her shorts down and we had both girls face down with the asses up in the air. We looked at each other and said want to have some fun. We switched girls and we fucked each othered girls. I shoved my dick in Becca’s tight ass. They made some noises but where way to drunk. Chris got her ass fucked as well but I had hammered her ass before so she was used to it. The next morning both girls woke up in there panties half naked. We had moved them to bedrooms by then. Vince came over and we talked. He said that Becca was saying her as was sore. He told her that they had sex last night and she begged to try anal. Chris said that she was a mess and was super sore. She has hickies all around her thighs and ass. Vince and I are planning a camping trip with these 2. We are going to see what else we can do to them