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Odd Request

Last Friday my wife Genna (37) and her friend Allison (40) where hanging out at our house, just drinking and talking shit about their co-workers. I come in from doing yard work at about 8:30 and get quick shower. I walked into the living room in my gym shorts and a T-shirts, and Ally starts whispering to my wife. I ignore them for a bit then Genna says, why are you hard. I wasn't, maybe a half chubb, but definitely not hard. Anyways I said, well, the two hot milfs sitting in my living room seems like a good reason to be hard.
Long story short, after a lot of joking back and forth my wife pulled my dick out and started to play with it. I would've loved a threesome or even a blow job, but only got a double handy. Still, it was nice having another woman's hand on my dick after 12 years of just my wife's. I busted my nut all over their hands and they licked it off of each other's fingers.

Losing My Virginity At 37

For whatever reason it took me a long time to lose my virginity. I’m a very outgoing person who loves being with friends and puts a lot of time into my career in the medical profession. But somewhere down the line I just never made time for sex.

Then as time went on I guess I got nervous about sex. Which is funny because I had masturbated about daily as a teenager and into my late 20s. I loved the feel and the strong orgasm I’d have

But when it came to intimacy with a guy I was overwhelmed. I didn’t suck my first dick till I was 35. It was a friends. Surprisingly I was pretty confident when I pulled it out of his boxers. At first I had to visually inspect it lol. It was cut thick and hairy. He told me to take my time and get used to it. I told him to warn me before he cums because I didn’t want it I’m my mouth. And he did. I watched him shoot cum all over as I jacked him off. Amazing sight!

Then the day came when I finally lost my virginity. It was with my friend. I had offered to suck him again and I let my sundress fall the the floor. I was standing in just a thong. His eyes lit up. He stripped to his underwear. Standing there in his white Hanes briefs with a very obvious hard on I kissed him.

In no time I was on the bed with my hairy pussy exposed and him sliding his dick in me. In missionary he took my virginity. It was so much pleasure for me. Watching his hairy dick sink in me balls deep. It hurt at first but felt so amazing.

It didn’t take long for him to cum. He came deep in me which made it so sexy to me. As we laid there and kissed and talked he got hard again and we had my second time that might.

Still Wondering Why

Two weeks ago, my boyfriend and I went out to the movies. We got home around 11:00. When we got home, I was horny - like really bad horny. My boyfriend did his best, but was not even close to taming my desire. He says to me, I could ask my friends to come over for a one time fuck. I am sure at least one will come over. Those jackasses…four came over.

One by one they started showing up. My boyfriend would not tell me who was coming which was mean, but naughty too. Eventually, the four of them got there. So now what I said? My boyfriend, another jackass, says you asked for this, now do your part of the deal. My pussy and brain fought hard, but my pussy won that night. They all fucked me one on one and as a group and they all got head from me. Since then, we did that sort of night one other time….but fuck, I need another one soon!

I Don’t Know Why

I fucked my husbands best friend. I don’t know why I did it. I felt sorry for him I guess. He and his lady had been not having sex for years. Then she got sick with an std.
He came by the house to drop off a few boxes we’d offered to store till he found a suitable place. We’d offered him the couch too but his pride was too big for that. Well he came in dropped the boxes and I offered to listen to see if I could do anything. He started slow and then started spilling his guts and crying it was a fucking mess but also really nice to see him like that. Before I knew what I was doing we were kissing my hands all over him and his on me. He tried to stop us twice but halfheartedly. I was on my knees with his dick in my hand the first time he said we should stop and I slipped him in my mouth. I pulled him to the floor and was about to slip him inside me when he gasped that he thought this was a bad idea. I was rubbing the head of his dick around my very wet entrance god teasing myself was so ducking mind numbing. I asked if he was sure. He grabbed my waist and pulled me down onto him. I couldn’t help but gasp at his answer. He fucked me like a starving man having his first meal in weeks. He couldn’t help himself and he came inside me and it was a monstrous load. I fucking love feeling cum inside me. My husband adores this and well leaves most mornings with my c**t dripping his cum.
Normally I wouldn’t care if I had gotten filled but hubby and I are trying to have a baby so I had my iud pulled. I was so scared during the post coital shame, hit me.
Well he left and I showered. Pampered myself a bit. Hubby came home and I jumped his bones. First in the entrance hall, then in the living room, again in bed and I begged him to fuck me as hard as he could the following morning. I’ll admit I was obviously trying to cover up as mistake. I felt like such a slut and I was in bliss. Husband enjoyed it too.

I Just Let Things Happen To Me

I have zero fighting instincts. If anything bad happens I just freeze completely on the spot. It had been like this since I was a kid, no idea what started it. If other kids were arguing with me I'd just stand there completely silent and never said anything back. Fighting physically is not even an option for me.

As I got a little older, most people around me were aware of my passive nature and took advantage of me in many ways. Being a shy quite pretty girl, I started getting attention from guys in school. Especially the bad guys. I was an easy target for bullies. It started with nasty comments and escalated to stealing my stuff and my lunch money. Since I never fought back things got progressively worse. I was now getting physically attacked by the guys. They'd push me hard into my locker or against the wall, random slaps on my butt, and few times pulling my uniform skirt up and expose me. That last part mostly happened outside of the school. But still I never said anything. I somehow managed to survive school.

But even as a grown up I can't fight back even when something bad happens to me. I've been groped few times in crowded places and in public transport. Fortunately nothing bad has happened at any of my workplaces. But still I'm afraid something much worse is going to happen to me someday and I'll just let it happen without fighting back.

Woke Up Horny

I am 52 and still active sexually since my divorce a few years ago. In truth, I haven’t gotten it in about 9 months.

A couple of Sundays ago, I woke up super horny. Not the horny that is fixed with a dildo, but the horny that requires being tossed on the bed and plowed.

I have a FWB who is always asking me to entertain he and his friends. I would never do that….well, until today. I told him my sexual state, he made a few calls and told me he would be over in a couple of hours with one or maybe two of his buddies. I showered and put on stretch pants and a tank top.

When they arrived, there were four of them. My FWB asked if this was okay and I gave him the approval. Not to get into the details fully but they all had their way with me for much of the day. We would take breaks, but it was a steady fucking for much of the day. They left fully drained and I fell asleep in a puddle of horny mess. Such a great day!

Cruise With Mom.

Three years ago, my Mom won a 5 day cruise thru her job at Publix. We were so excited especially when she told me we were going at the end of May, right after school was out. We went shopping buying new sporty looking stuff and were ready to roll.

What a shock when we when into our spacious cabin. It was an inside cabin and not as big as my bedroom at home. including the bathroom. LOL. We both laughed and joked, but after all it was free and we had to make do. But hey, we were cruising !

Right away I noticed it was a real bonus when changing clothes and showering. The first morning at sea, when I climbed out of the shower, my Mom was standing there in her bikini bottom with her top around her waist just beginning to pull it up around her heavy boobs. "Oops" she said laughing and turning away. I had not seen my mom's naked body since I was maybe 10-11. Now at 15, It was a thrill.

After several days we were both getting a lot of sun hanging around the pool , jacuzzi and waterslide. One night when we were getting dressed for dinner, she asked me if the sundress she was wearing looked ok. She admitted that she couldn't wear a bra due to the sunburn on her shoulders. I told her she looked great as I checked out her hard nipples poking out. Wow.

We split up that evening and went our separate ways, I found her in the casino about midnight with a couple of new friends. I told her I was going back to the cabin to crash. and about an hour later she came in a little tipsy.

She slid into bed with me and after a few minutes, She got up and went into the bathroom and switched on the light, then she came out wrapped in a towel. She dropped the towel and was standing there naked giggling, and said she knew she couldn't sleep in clothes due to the sunburn, as she slipped back in bed.

I reminded her that she had left the light on and she asked me to be a sweetie and turn it off. I threw off the sheet and went to switch off the light. "Oh my God, you too"? she laughed. I had already decided I was gonna sleep naked, way before she came back for the night.

We wound up being naked together in the cabin almost daily, just out of necessity. One morning we were late and were afraid we'd miss the shore excursion, so we took a shower together. It was a very small shower, not built for two. LOL

Between the sun and the booze, Mom and I had a great time. I'll never forget it !

My Dad’s Best Friend

My dad’s best friend is literally the hottest man I have laid my eyes on. When he is around I am a word fumbling mess. Ever since high school, he has been overly interested in me.

Last week, he finally fucked me. We had been dancing around this for 13 years and it finally happened. It was a planned meet at a hotel by the airport. The entire visit was to fuck and boy did we fuck. His 60 year old cock was like a steel rod filled with cum and he knew how to use it. We spent the night and fucked again in the morning.

Ladies, if you have a man in your sights, do not hesitate. You may be missing out on something great!

Foster Care

There are so many horror stories from people who were in foster homes. I was in foster care since I was 10, and even though there was plenty of inappropriate things going on, I don't look at my time in foster homes as a negative experience.
My parents passed away when I was 9, and soon after I was being moved from home to home until I turned 12 and was placed in with the family I would spend the rest of my teen years with.
Our ma and pop are great people! They looked out for us and let us make our own way. They guided and molded us to be good people too. And though they never did anything sexual with any of us, doesn't mean we weren't doing things on our own.
I was 13 the first time I let a girl go down on me, and I remember being nervous about it, but I returned the favor. We were in my room, and had just taken a bath together. She was the same age as me, and we were talking about masterbating. I told her that I did it a lot, and she admitted that she did too. I told her that I aways wanted to know what it would feel like to have someone else do it for me, and she immediately gets close to me and starts kissing me while running her fingertips between my pussy lips. I started playing with hers too, and next thing we knew, she was licking and fingering me in my bed. That was the first time I had an orgasm from someone else.
I learned really quickly that I liked boys and girls, and it wasn't long after that I was having one of the boys sneak into my room. He was handsome and very muscular. He was about a year older than me, and I was really curious about him.
One day we were having a movie night, and he slid under the blanket with me. I cuddled up to him and laid my head on his chest. Little by little I touched his abs, and slowly inched my hand down. By the time my hand got close to the waist band of his shorts, I could see the blanket start to bulge. I reached out and grabbed it. I rubbed it through his shorts for a while and then I pulled it out and stroked it for him. All of the other kids were right there in the room with us, and none of them knew anything.
After a minute of touching it, he stopped me and told me that I was going to make a mess if I didn't stop, so I grabbed it again and put my head down under the blanket. I didn't suck it, I just put his head in my mouth while I tugged on it and it didn't take but a few seconds before he shot his load in my mouth.
Later that night, I asked him to return the favor, and he did but didn't get me off with his mouth, so I had our "sister" come finish me.
A few days later, I told him I had a surprise for him, and I let him put it in me. I grinded on him for a while, and made him pull out before he came and let him shoot it on my titties.
He ended up telling another one of the boys and they asked me if I would be willing to suck both of them, and I really wanted to. I ended up going out to the shed with them and they were really nervous. I told them to pull down their shorts and I started sucking and stroking them both and they both came in my mouth. The next day I did it again, but I told them that I wanted to see them suck each other, and I watched them suck each other's dicks while I let them finger me.
It wasn't long before I let them both fuck me, but I didn't try letting them fuck my butt until later. Eventually they did, and I loved it! I would ride one while the other fucked my ass. I knew that I could get pregnant if they came in my pussy, so I made a rule that they could cum in my mouth or my ass. Eventually they started fucking each other and I would watch while masterbating. I even let them both in my butt at the same time, and that hurt, but they loved feeling their dicks rub against one another's.
We had a lot of fun, and I don't remember ever feeling like what we were doing was wrong. I don't look back on it like some victim, I remember it very fondly as good experiences.
I still think about it some times, and I wonder what my husband would think if he knew how I came to enjoy all of the freaky stuff that he's into. Maybe one day I'll tell him, but not yet.

Best Friends Dad

Back in high school and college, my best friend Darcy was basically the only constant positive in my life. I had a tough childhood - dad was gone from day one and mom was an escort. She would come home smelling like all things fowl, but she always had money.

One night I was at Darcy’s house and her father made a pass at me. Like hard. He actually offered me money to suck his cock. I declined and he said why not? I did not want to be an escort like my mom. He offered to buy me gas for my car - on my knees I went. This agreement went on weekly for five years without anyone knowing. I sucked that man’s cock hundreds of times - in the car, his house, my house, the park bathroom, the home improvement store bathroom….basically everywhere. He semi regularly engages the agreement and I accept….I probably always will.

My dirty little secret!