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Nipple Sucking With Pregnant Friend.

ok so this so so weird, and if breastmilk or pregnancy isn't your thing keep moving but...I helped my pregnant friend with her swollen tits by sucking out her milk when she was engorged and in a lot of pain, and while I was doing that she started masturbating and squirted, a lot. extremely awkward experience but it made me hornier than anything ever has.

ok. so. we've always been flirty, so there was a bit of a precedent. but recently she was pregnant and having a hard time. insomnia, pain everywhere, issues with baby daddy, sexual frustration, etc. etc. and we were hanging out and I let her vent about all of it. she was in a lot of pain with her breasts. they were super swollen and engorged, and she was just so stressed out she started crying. she confessed that she'd been trying to squeeze them and get milk out to just relieve the swelling but it wasn't enough and she didn't have a pump and she just needed "everything sucked the fuck out."

I don't know how we got there really. but she lowkey asked me to do it because we're friends and it "wouldn't be weird" because she trusts me. well.

I started by squeezing her nipples, trying to squirt it out. nothing, and it seemed like it hurt her. she said "you might just have to suck honestly." so I did. despite her tits being way bigger than usual and visibly swollen and ready to pop, there really wasn't that much milk. I let most of it dribble down my chin and her stomach and drank a little bit. but also, I was just gentle with her breasts and helped her relieve some pressure and, apparently, some sexual tension.

about ten minutes into this she started moaning a little and said "can you feel how hard my nipples are?" and she took my hand and brought it up to the breast I wasn't sucking at the moment. I started playing with that nipple, just rubbing it really softly and she started moaning more and actually whimpering. then, she put her hand down her pants and started rubbing herself.

obviously this already awkward situation had taken a turn. I started to suck her harder, rub my tongue around her hard nipple in fast circles, switch between nipples, massage her breasts, while she started to vigorously masturbate. she was moaning like crazy, and then squirted. her pants were soaked. she was shaking for minutes afterwards. After she recovered from that she was a little snuggly for a bit, then was just kinda like "uh...sorry. thanks I feel a lot better, hope I didn't make this awkward." I mean it was super awkward but she's a dear, dear friend who's super sexual frustrated (plus I found this really really hot) so I assured her it was okay, platonic hookups are chill.

It was the weirdest sexual situation I have ever been in but it was also really, really hot. Can't stop thinking about it.

Woke Up Fucked

I told this secret to a stranger on another site and it felt so good to get it out. I figure it’ll help to get it out here, and with anonymity I can really purge.

Like the title says, I woke up fucked one day. Back story. I moved to a small town after a family tragedy, it’s fine, I have friends there, just a big change from big city life. I already drank a lot, and I just started drinking more. There was a bar up the street from my house, a quick walk if you take the alley. It became my regular hang out.

It was a few days before Christmas, my boyfriend was busy doing charity work, so I went to the bar alone. I had more than I should for sure, and I remember feeling like drunk was coming on quickly and I should walk home before I embarrassed myself…

The next thing I knew I was waking up to the sunrise, in my living room, on my back. I never sleep on my back or on my couch so it was odd immediately. The blanket I keep on the back of the couch for the cat was laid perfectly on top of me, which I found odd, and when I pulled it back to get up, I discovered I was completely naked. I never sleep nude. And I felt like my head was low? I had throw pillows under my hips, holding them up. I started to realize what had happened and reached between my legs. I was overflowing with cum.

The thing is… it crazy turned me on. I tasted the cum, used it as lube to give myself an orgasm. I was so excited that someone, I had no idea who, but someone had fucked me. Bare. Raw. Didn’t pull out. Someone in this tiny town knows what I look like without clothes, knows what my tits taste like, what my pussy feels like. What if they got me pregnant? Some stranger would’ve watched his baby grow in me. It’s making me hot just thinking about it, writing this.

I hope I never find out who it is. I’m glad he has the memory, I’m honored he chose me.

Big Secret

Saw a post below this about a woman who didn't tell her husband about something bad that happened to her. Well I am kind of in the same boat.
I am only 26, married four years and I am now pregnant. My husband is thrilled about the pregnancy. Problem is there is a good chance the baby is not his. And an even bigger problem, the baby might be black.
I don't have much experience with men. I had only had sex with two men until recently. Or office brought in a temp to temporarily fill in for a guy who had a surgery. He is black and I will refer to him as "Tim". A couple of weeks into his arrival the girls in the office started to gossip. Apparently, Tim had managed to bed a couple of the girls and they were not shy about describing his manhood. And the work "huge" was used. As I said I had only been with two men ever, and both of them had a small penis. I started to fantasize about what it would be like to be with a well endowed man.
One day Tim started flirting with me and I started melting. I agreed to go out to lunch with him and during the meal he came on to me big time. I said no and he was ok with it but he gave me his call number and said I could stop by his apartment anytime. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
A couple of days later I texted him and said yes. I made an excuse with my husband to be late and I followed Tim home after work. I figured it was safe, Tim was a player and not looking for a relationship. One time thing.
It went great at first. Yes I was amazed at the size of his penis, the girls were not lying. It was more than twice the size of my husband. I told Tim a condom was necessary. I was not on birth control. I wasn't trying to get pregnant but we (myself and husband) had an agreement that if it happened we would be ok with it. I remember trying to roll a condom on Tim's cock. It looked like a little hat instead of a condom. We both laughed. When he finally worked all of it inside me I had never felt so full and stretched. Tim fucked me in several positions for at least 30 minutes. At the end he bent me over the side of the bed and just hammered me. Then panic set in. Tim grabbed my hips and shoved it all inside me. I felt the cum hitting my insides. He just leaned over and held me there until he completely finished. When he let me up I was crying and could feel the cum running out of me. Then I saw it. The condom was laying on the floor! Tim had taken it off when he was behind me.
Tim just told me to get over it and go home. Now I am pregnant and don't know what to do.

Catching Grandpa Cheat

It was July 4, 1976. My grandfather picked us up from a parade in his big station wagon. There were 10 of us kids packed in the car, no seat belts of course. At 8 years old, I was one of the older of the bunch. Grandpa was grumbling about having to come get us when he just wanted to be at the barbecue drinking. He pulled In quickly to a gas station close to the house. He said we could all pick out two pieces of candy, and to wait by the car. At the time, I noticed how pretty the girl behind the counter was, and how big her boobs were (I was developing and obsessed with boobs and getting big boobs). They were F or G cup big, and they sagged her American flag tube top. After 10 minutes my cousin and I decided to go check, but the little store was locked. I guess we were looking for a back door? I don’t know why we went around behind the building. But we rounded the corner and there they were. She was bent over this big oil drum thing, holding on to it, her tube top pulled down, her big boobs were going back and forth, her shorts were pulled down, and our grandpa was behind her, pants open, belt clanging as he thrust in to her. I had never seen anything like that before and was shocked. My cousin had walked in on his mom many times and just yanked me back, covered my mouth and put a finger to his lips like keep the fuck quiet! We just walked back to the car and waited.

Revenge Sex

This will be short and to the point.

My friend was at a local brewery a few months ago when she saw my husband kissing someone else. She called me, texted me pics and told me she was sorry. I texted my husband…no answer. He came home later and said nothing.

Since that night, no less than 10 men have fucked me. It could be 15. Yes, this is revenge sex and I may be taking this too far, but I am not done getting my revenge. Fucking asshole!

Lifeguard Sex

A few years ago, my husband passed away. He was my everything and I was his. It was hard but I had to move on with life. My family and my kids encouraged me to get out there and date but I always resisted. Until Patrick walked into my life….

Patrick is the lifeguard at the beach I frequent. He is tanned like a copper penny, fit like a boxer, maybe 6’ tall and 23 years old. Yes, I am 51 and Patrick is 23.

Since he was always working and I was always at the beach, we became ‘friendly’. As the days went on, friendly became flirty, flirty became desire. One night, as he was closing down his post for the night, he realized I was still there. Make no mistake, Allison (me) was really really really in the mood for some Patrick for dinner. We walked to his ‘lifeguard hut’ so he could put away his equipment and write his logs. This boy had my pussy on fire. I needed him tonight. I walked up behind him and whispered in is ear ‘I want you tonight!’

He turned and without any hesitation he kissed me. Fully on with tongue. My pussy melted. My heart raced. He owned me. He closed the door of the hut behind us and we kissed, touched and enjoyed each other fully. He says ‘what kind of car do you have?’ I answer ‘an suv.’ He tells me to drive to the end of the parking lot and go around the corner where he is parked. As I got there, it was if I had been in Mar. Nobody at all would ever find us there. We climbed in my car, I got him hard and I rode this boys cock until my legs hurt. I came three times. I climbed off, he lined me up doggie style and proceeded to fuck my brains out for about 15 minutes until he deposited his cum in my pussy. He pulled out, his cock glistening with our cum, smelling like my worn out c**t. I took him in my mouth and polished his cock clean. He started getting hard again and I just kept sucking until unloaded his second load down my throat. This was the first time with him and about a year later he still fucks me whenever we see each other. I am a cougar and I fuck a handful of boys in their low 20’s. Patrick and his friend even have me at the same time occasionally.

Step Father

When I was 17, my mom got remarried to a really nice guy named Kenny. Everything seemed perfect until he started to become flirty with me. I am not an angel; far from it. I am a curvy girl with large boobs and an ass for days. I flirt like crazy.

One Saturday morning, just Kenny and me are home. The flirting is over the top, the sexual tension is heightened. Nobody is around…all spelling a bad situation.

One thing led to another and I find myself on my moms bed getting the fuck of my lifetime from my step father. It was hot, but even hotter was what he was saying. He had wanted me since the day we met. His friends always ask if you are tapping the daughter. All of these kinds of things. We fucked for about an hour.

Later that day when my mom got home she asked how the day went. I said good. Did some homework. I took a nap. She interrupts me and says ‘how was Kenny?’ I was like what do you mean? She says I will ask again, how was Kenny? I knew she knew so I told her what happened and she said good. He is very good in bed and he will train you to be a good Slut like he is training me.

Wait! What? My mom says Yes, you can fuck him all you want but you will learn to be a good Slut. What the fuck???? That was (maybe) three years ago and yes, I am a 21 year old slut that knows how to please men.

Best Sex Ever - Not My Proudest Moment

Memorial Day weekend kicks off summer, especially on Long Island. My best friend invited me to come with her, her boyfriend and her boyfriends friends to a club at a popular beach town. They knew someone who is renting a house for the weekend so we planned on crashing there when we were done at the club. Here is the problem…my friend and her boyfriend found a room to go fuck. That left me with five other people who I do not know and all want to fuck. I made an issue of it to my friend and she tells me (as her boyfriend is fucking her) there is a box of condoms in my purse. Take the whole box into the living room, get undressed and fuck them all. Now leave me the fuck alone!

I stood there speechless. She is getting railed at this point. I grab her purse and unzip it to find a a handful of condoms. She says again, leave me alone and go get gang banged.

I take the condoms, toss her purse on the chair and storm out of the room.

I get to the living room and I say okay, Martitza says I should get gang banged, so here I am. Who wants me?

These five men banged me into a sexual stooper on and off all night. I looked like a wounded animal in the morning when we headed home. I smelled like a whore and my three holes felt like they had been driven through with a semitrailer.

That was a couple of weeks ago and my mind is torn over it. It was consensual by everyone. It was enjoyable. Nobody got hurt. But I feel like a slut. But I want it again. Just some weird event that may linger for a while.

Golden Corral Waitress

Many years ago, when I was a newlywed in Valdista, Ga. I used to eat lunch at Golden Corral regularly. I had a favorite waitress, Stephanie, a long tall brunette, with long straight hair, big brown eyes and big,yummy titties. She was about 17 and flirted with me and I always left her a big tip. One day she left a nite with the check. It read,"cash isn't te tip I want!" .as was leaving she handed me a slip with a phone number on it. I called it later in the day and she answered and said she hoped I was going to call. Stephanie staight up said the tip she wanted was my cock in her. I said I was married. She said she didn't care. She said it would be "no strings attached" i was young,horny and said okay as long as it was discreet. One daywe hooked uo in the morning and we had sex in every position, hole and she sucked, fucked and swallowed me. I was exhausted when I went home and my wife was in the mood. Man, i had to dredge up the energy to fuck her too. Twenty plus years later and the memory still gets me hard.

Dicked Down

I am a 45 year old divorced woman. I have always had a high sex drive. Now that I do not have a man in my bed every night, I have started dating again.

Enter Marcus.

Marcus is a 55 year old black man who I met through common friends. It started plutonic and had gravitated into something more sexual. He was confident, almost brash, about his sexual prowess and that turned me on. I wanted a lover who could keep up with me. His words spoke to my inner slut as well.

After a couple of drink dates and some hand play in the car, we decided it was time to find more space. My house, his apartment or even a hotel room. We decided to meet at a hotel. We went straight to the room and his demeanor changed. He was aggressive and blunt, direct and stern. This made my pussy rage. He told me to strip and strip him. So I did. He told me to get on my knees and stroke his cock. So I did. As I stroked his cock, he looked at me and ask ‘are you okay with being my slave tonight?’ I told him yes.

As I am stroking him, he grabs his phone, snaps a pic and begins calling his friends. 30 minutes later three of his friends show up, strip naked and he tells me to get them hard. One by one I crawled to them and began sucking their cocks. Once they were all hard, he ordered me to get on the bed doggie style.

So here I am: naked, sinfully horny, my pussy leaking down my legs, in a room with four very horny and hung black men. The amount of cock inside of me that night was deplorable. They used every hole to the max and left me there for dead at the end of the night. I woke up in the morning, covered in crusted cum, naked, used condoms everywhere, worn down like never before. I found a note from my guy and all it stated was ‘next time will be even better!’

The way I describe this night was that I was dicked down. Completely and utterly dicked down.