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Shocking Discovery

During spring break, my two kids went with a family from our church for a week at their cottage on the lake. The two families have been friends for many years and we socialize a lot and are very close. The other family has two teenage kids as well (F14, M17) and they're always hanging out together and are active in our youth ministry at church.

After they came home from their trip, my son was frantic because he couldn't find his phone. While the kids were at school, I found Tommy's phone wedged down in the back seat of our car. I don't know why, But I powered up his phone and looked at his "spring break" album.

I'm just sick and shocked at what I found. There were pictures of the two girls, 14 yr. old Cindy and my 15 yr. old Brandi topless sitting on a little wooded beach. Even worse there were pictures of the girls and boys nude. My daughter was standing in the knee deep water, laughing while holding both boys erect penis in her hand. The neighbor girl Cindy was lying on a blanket, legs spread while my son was playing with her girl parts. Etc.

All together there must have been a dozen pictures of these horny kids, The boys were fully erect and I couldn't believe how big their penises were. The fact that they were just so darn casual about the whole thing is troubling.

Where the heck were their parents during all this and what else has been going on between our teenage kids ? I shared some of the pictures to my phone while I was at it in case I decide to tell the other kid's parents. I can't help but look at the boys pics, I am almost ashamed to admit.

Should I tell the other parents or maybe go to my Pastor for advice ? What would you do as a Mom ???

Leaking Cum On The Couch

There have only been a few times in my life when I have drunk. I’m not a big drinker but occasionally I’ll have a few and a few is all it takes to get me drunk.

April fools day some friends of mine were having a party. I decided to go. Didn’t intend to drink but I ended up drinking a little. There was some people I knew there and others I didn’t know.

After a few drinks and later on in the evening I decided to have sex with someone. I hadn’t had sex in almost a year and I was horny. I actually don’t have sex too often single I’m single. But a guy I never met before was on my radar.

I had that guy take me home around midnight. I threw myself at him and told him I wanted dick. But I lived with my parents. So we just parked and got in the back seat of his truck. I take my pants and thong off. He pushes his pants and underwear down to his ankles. I start with a bj then I ride him till he cums in my somewhat hairy pussy. I felt bad that I didn’t shave before the party! But he didn’t care obviously.

Afterwards we get dressed and he takes me home. He thanks me for the fun time and I give him my phone number telling him to text me the next day

As I walk in the house I for whatever reason decided to not make it further than the couch in the front living room. I already have a longer button down shirt on so I take off my pants and lay on the couch. Then I take off my thong to get more comfortable and I fall asleep.

I woke up when I could smell the coffee my mom put on. I get up and head into the kitchen. My mom asks how my night was and I said it was good. Then she informs me that she saw me sleeping there. Not thinking much I grab some coffee then head up to my room to shower

Once I shower I come downstairs to see my mom looking at the couch. There is a wet spot on it! My mom sees my pants on the floor then asks why is the couch wet. She then notices my thong tossed under the coffee table. She looks at me and asks if I had sex last night to which I realized the guys cum leaked out of me! I said yes and my mom instantly knew what was on the couch.

She says I take it he finished in you and there is now some guys cum on our couch. I told her I’d clean it right away! My mom told me to keep my panties on next time. For whatever reason I took my thong off not thinking about cum leaking out!

So my mom said let’s get this cleaning before your dad comes home.

Massive Load On Her Stomach Freaked Her Out

Dating in your late 30's early 40's is fucking easy. If you're fit, and polite these recently divorced women will spread their legs for you on the first date. I mean seriously I'm getting laid more now than in college and it's just fucking easy. They all do online dating because they are too busy to go out and meet people the old fashioned way.

I'd been chatting with this one woman who was 42 and recently divorced with 4 young kids. I made it clear up front that I didn't want a relationship but I'd take her out, show her a nice time and we could go back to my place for some no strings attached sex.

She was all for it. She hadn't had sex in over 6 months and was hard up. She'd even gone so far as to tell me that I didn't need to wear a condom but that she didn't want me to cum inside her.

So I start saving my cum and edging for over a week. I take her out and she's all over me in the parking lot. I'm rubbing her pussy through her dress all the way back to my place. We get back to my place and we start fucking. I know she needs it and I take my time making sure she cums a couple times.

Eventually she's actually begging me to stop and I ask if I can cum on her stomach and she says "Yea baby, I'm good". So I pull out and jerk it on her. At first it's a couple dribbles then this huge rope comes out, like nothing I'd ever done before, then another. I continue to jerk it and dribble on her until she stops me.

She's looking down and telling me to get this shit off of me. So I grab a towel and start cleaning her up asking what's wrong. She's pissed and goes from the bathroom to start cleaning up and then asks me to take her home.

I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but I take her home. The next day she apologizes and said that I made her feel like a porn star and that she wasn't expecting that.

Long story short, I think just fucking a guy with no strings attached really hit her hard. She just wasn't used to it and I took it too far blowing a huge load all over her. We still chat and I think I might get to hit it again. I promised to wear a condom this time but I'm a bit worried. She's starting to act crazy as fuck.

Vacation Surprise With My Boys.

Every summer our family heads for the mountains as soon as school is out. My parents have had a cottage on a lake for years and we always enjoy the trips there. I'm divorced now with two sons age 11 and 14.

After we got settled in, I walked over and chatted with the friends in the house next door. . The offered to let us use their kayaks and we took them up on the offer the next day.

We spent the better part of the day exploring a creek on the other side of the lake. We found a little beach and I sunbathed as the boys swam and played around in the creek.

When we got back to the cottage , I told the boys after we took our showers, we'd go to town and get pizza. My youngest Tommy went first and when he finished, he called to me and when I went into the bathroom, he showed my his legs and his thighs were red from the sun.

We found out that sitting in a kayak all day would sunburn the top of your legs and thighs. Tommy was holding his hands over his privates and I took some Aloe cream and rubbed down his legs and thighs. He slipped on his briefs and I told his older brother Tony to grab a quick shower.

I could see that Tony was also red from the sun and I told him to call me when he finished. When I went in, he was wrapped in a towel and I started to rub his legs, working my way up his thighs. I told him to take off the towel so I could get to his thighs. When he did I got the surprise of my life.

Toni was all hairy, no surprise for a kid that age ,but his penis was maybe half erect and much bigger than I would have thought. He looked maybe as big as his dad. He tried to cover up as I continued to rub his thighs, I slipped my fingers in between his legs and barely touched his testicles.

For a moment, I kinda lost control and I moved his hands away and took a good look. He was just grinning at me and I actually took his beautiful hard penis in my wet hand and stroked it a little. I whispered, " I knew you had a growth spurt last year, but not this kind".

I was flushed and my heart was racing, then Toni started to thrust his hips back and forth and begged me not to stop. Before I knew it, he was pumping cum all over my hand. I grabbed a towel and wiped my hands and all I could say was ' Oh my God, Tony.". I rushed out while he was slipping on his briefs.

I must have replayed that moment over in my mind all during dinner. Never in a million years did I think something like this could ever happen. ( But God, it was fun)

Most People Are Sexually Reckless

I grew up in the early 90's when everyone was pushing religious use of condoms. I was under the impression that everyone discussed STDs, testing, protection before hooking up. In my experience this has rarely been the case.

I've had 22 sexual partners to date and only 3 have mentioned condoms. None have discussed testing. I had a girl on Tinder who was okay with going raw even though she wasn't on birth control. She told me to pull out but I suggested cumming inside her and she let me do it twice.

Another girl I met in college made me wear a condom. We had morning sex and she hopped on raw. When I came inside her she nonchalantly asked me to take her to get plan B. We had sex again that morning and she requested I cum inside again.

Two weeks ago I had sex with a girl in a bachelorette party. I asked her where she wanted me to cum and she said "in her mouth". When I asked about her pussy she said "go for it". I came in her twice.

I get tested every one to two months and have a vasectomy, so I know its a low risk that I'll infect someone or get them pregnant. What I don't understand is how these women are so nonchalant about it. I never mention testing or my vasectomy so for all they know they could get pregnant. Unless a woman specifically asks me to pull out I pretty much always go raw and cum inside them because I think its hot, but I can't believe they take the risk.

Any women want to clarify from their point of view? Is it a fetish? Do people get caught up in the moment?

Rocking The Whole Band

During my late teens and early twenties, I was a backing singer along with another girl. In all there was four musicians and us two girls.
Every night we'd gig around the country and every single night one of the band members would fuck me.
When I say one, it usually was two or three depending on who wanted me or the other girl.
Sometimes we'd all get naked and it would be a free for all, often with me taking a cock in my mouth, pussy and arsehole at the same time.
On our occasional days off, myself and the other girl would go shopping or visit a swimming pool (I love swimming and to this day keep extremely fit from swimming) We'd also have lesbian sex apart from the band, and it was those times, often in a sixty nine with her, I'd enjoy the most.
The band split up just before I turned twenty one, but a couple of the musicians went onto form another group. That's when the other female backing singer and I went our separate ways.
I continued with the remaining two band members, mainly because the drummer and I were having such a good time sexually. It helped he had a massive cock I suppose.
As you can probably tell I have an extremely high libido, and enjoy lots of sex even to this day.
And that's why I'm confessing today.
I'm now a married woman with two children. My band days are behind me and no one in my life now, knows about what I got up to in those days.
That was until the other backing singer moved in to a rented house with her husband down the lane from where I live. Within a fortnight we met up outdoors, walking our respective dogs. It genuinely was nice to see her and I wasn't thinking sexually at all. Not until we walked through the woods.
She mentioned she'd missed me and no one after me, male or female,
had the sexual energy I have. Before I knew it we were kissing and I had my hand inside her blouse feeling her beautiful breasts (She still doesn't wear a bra).
Her left hand lifted my skirt and then I felt her fingers slide beneath my knickers and along my already wet pussy. It just got more and more passionate so we leaned against a tree and I let her go down on me as I lifted one leg.
Feeling her hot mouth devouring my pussy again after so many years, was just electric, and I had such a powerful orgasm holding her face to my sex. When I'd calmed down I did what I'd done many times with her before, I had her sit on my face as I lay on the leaf littered floor.
The taste of her pussy after so many years staying 'straight' was utterly divine and I found myself tonguing her pussy, clitty and her arsehole, something I might add, my husband adores.
When she climaxed after ten minutes or so of me enjoying her gorgeous body, she did something she'd never done previously when we were young, she squirted all over my face and mouth.
It surprised me, but didn't stop me pulling her down so we could kiss again.
Eventually we got up, sorted ourselves out and called the dogs. They'd only gone a few yards away so we continued our walk. We chatted about our lives since the band and it turned out she'd married the base player. Someone who'd fucked me many times.
It's been nearly two months since our firstwalk together.
There have been many more since and I've re met her husband. She's told him we're having sex and he wants to experience a threesome with us. But that's not going to happen.
Their new home is almost built, so in a couple of weeks they'll be moving on.
There won't be any other men in my life, other than my husband. But I cannot say there won't be other women, after my love of pussy has been reignited. Saying that I won't be looking for it, but never say never.

How I Met Your Mother

I met my wife in college. But thats only half the story. She is so embarrassed by how we really met she won't even talk about it with me.
I was a junior and she was a sophomore. I had a buddy in a fraternity who invited me to all the parties. One Saturday night party he grabbed me and pulled me upstairs. He wouldn't tell me why but he was very excited. We entered a bedroom and all I saw was a crowd standing around a bed. When I got to where I could see a guy was on top of a girl fucking her like crazy. My buddy said she had already fucked a couple of guys. I watched as guy after guy took a turn. When a guy would put her in a doggy position guys would jump in and make her suck them. Finally my buddy got his turn and when he finished I got on top of her. She was a sloppy mess and loose but it felt great. Her face, hair and tits were covered in cum. I contributed to the mess and watched a couple more guys take their turn.
On Monday I walked into my psych class and I couldn't believe it, I immediately recognized her. I had never noticed her before but her face was etched in my brain after the party. After class I asked her out. I waited until we had a couple of dates before I admitted to her that I knew her from the party and I was one of the guys that had sex with her. She was mortified and began crying. But she got over it, we dated, married and now have 3 kids and a nice life.

I Impregnated Our Babysitter

My name is Nick. My wife and I just had our third daughter. I work out a lot and take good care of myself but my wife has let herself go. On top of that she wont have sex with me anymore. She always has an excuse and we're very busy raising three kids. She also works full time as an engineer.

Our neighbor has a daughter named Amber who just graduated highschool and is going to college at the end of the summer. My wife decided to hire her as a babysitter Monday through Friday. She's 18, five foot two inches tall. Her face isn't that attractive but she has a plump, round ass and C cup boobs. I came home early from work and she was in the backyard tanning. I chatted with her to let her know she could take the day off early and ended up getting hard during the process. I didn't mean to but I'm so sexually starved at this point that it just happened. She clearly noticed and starting texting me one on one instead of in the group chat with my wife and I.

Long story short we ended up sexting a few times. She confided that she thinks I'm hot, has a thing for old men and has a free use fetish. For the last month I've been coming home early at 3 PM, fucking Amber until I'm satisfied and then sending her home. I lied to my boss and said our babysitter's schedule changed so I need leave work early and get home at 3 PM. I lied to my wife and told her that I'm coming home early to save on babysitter costs since expenses are adding up with three children.

Every weekday is the same. I come home around 3 PM, make sure the kids are tucked in for their afternoon nap and then take Amber down to the basement. I set my iphone on the table so I can see my wife's shared location (she doesn't get home until 5 PM). Amber gets on her knees and I fuck her mouth while she touches herself. Once we're both wet I drill her pussy until I'm sexually satisfied. I have so much pent up stress and sexual aggression. We never discussed birth control, STDs, or anything. Sometimes I'll cum inside her two or three times.

Afterwards Amber waddles upstairs to the bathroom with cum dripping from her hole. I go to our porch and smoke a cigarette while Amber cleans herself up and leaves. After the first month she got pregnant and I gave her money for an abortion. The following weekend my wife had the week off and I didn't talk to Amber. I was so horny the following Monday I left work at 1 PM. Amber was apprehensive about sex and asked me to cum in her mouth since she was ovulating. I put her on her flat on her stomach and when the time came I just sprayed her cervix. I came inside her four times. I don't know if she's on birth control and I don't care. Every time we fuck all I can think about is impregnating this young slut. It feels so good to cum inside a young girl and I love watching her walk upstairs while her swollen hole drips with cum.

I know what I'm doing is wrong but the exhilaration and release of fucking this unprotected teenager is an escape from my current situation. I can't stop.

My Son

Before I even start this, I have to tell you I am really asking for some opinion on my really confusing situation.

I am a single mom, my husband passed away a few years ago. I really do not have any of the bad single mom (poor, destitute, living check to check) problems. I have a good life. I have a great job. I have money. My son is a senior in college in the fall.

So here is my problem. My son is home from college for the summer. He came home more fit than ever. He is happy. He is confident. He is a good looking young man (like his dad was). He also has limited boundaries when it comes to being nude in and around the house. Every day I almost see his penis, until the other day. He walked out of the bathroom after showering and the towel didn’t quite cover everything. So, being eye level as I sat on the couch, I saw my sons penis for the first time. In trying to make this as non sexual as possible, I use the word penis, but in reality my son has a thick cock. The other day he walked naked from the pool to the house…his cock just hanging there.

He knows I see him naked, but maybe he does not care?

Should I be concerned that I feel my loins wake up when I see my sons cock?

Do I tell him he should cover himself up?

I am sooooo fucking confused.

I Went Wild

I'm a divorced mom of two grown children. I have always been miss goodie goodie. I let one boyfriend feel me up all over, even naked, we were 17, I used my hand on him for relief, and eventually used my mouth. I didn't want him fingering me, though I did let him put lotion between my buttcheeks and rub it back and forth on me till he came, not in me. We were together for 2 years then he met a slut who I know had been fucked by at least 15 guys and went with her. Two years later I met my husband and he was my first real penetrative sex in my pussy and a few years later my butt. About 3 years ago he was lured away by a 20 year old colombian girl he met. So I was alone. I used my vibrator for my own sex and then it happened.

Last week I was in another city for work. I got really drunk with some guys from the convention, none of whom I worked with or even knew prior, and I ended up in my hotel room totally naked with 4 naked men, and having sex. In my mouth, in my pussy and once in my butt. I laid down multiple times between the four of them. The first thing on my mind after it was all over, was that I'd let any and all cum in me. I'm not old enough yet for the change. So it was off to plan B.

I'd never done anything like that, never even fantasized about it, only my husband has been inside me until that night. Now I've had 5 men in my vag, 2 in my butt, and 6 in my mouth. The problem is - I don't feel bad at all. In fact, two days later I called an escort. No not a guy, I called for a more mature woman. I had my first sex with a woman and she was fantastic, she was 35, looked 20, had a body any teen would want. She took me places I never thought possible.

Now that I'm back, I don't know what to do. Do I look for more men, multiple men again, or a woman? Multiple women? I enjoyed letting go so damn much. I think it's about time I had some sex for me!