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RN And My First Uncut Guy

I’ve been working as an RN for a year now. It’s amazing how many naked people I’ve seen in a year. I’ve lost count of how many penises I’ve seen. And me being a virgin seeing a naked man was a new experience and still is every time.

Obviously I’m aware of the male anatomy from college work but seeing it in person is way different. All are sized differently and different amounts of hair

Then last week I had a 59 year old patient that I needed to give a bath too. He was on bed rest after surgery. Got all the stuff ready and I just folded the sheet over his privates as I washed him. He was fully aware of everything. Really nice guy. We talked.

As it came time to wash his privates I asked if he wanted to do it if he was comfortable with me doing he. He said I’m not shy so you can keep going. I got some fresh water and a new wash cloth.

Pulled the sheet away and I was just surprised. I kinda paused as I saw his penis was uncut. Quite a bit if foreskin too. I didn’t want to make things awkward so i got to washing. Washed around his testicles first and thighs. My eyes still were locked on his penis. I had only seen cut guys prior to that

And me being shy still I was kinda unsure how to proceed to wash his penis. I washed everything but his penis and to be honest I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to just retract it and wash it.

When I thought I was done he changed the conversation mid talk and asked if I was gonna wash under his foreskin. I asked if he was comfortable with me doing it or if he wanted to do it. He told me he’s fine with me doing it. Says it’s been a few days so he’d appreciate a good cleaning.

Nervous shy and embarrassed me grabs his penis and starts retracting his long foreskin. As he’s talking I notice smegma build up. He was obviously right it’s been a few days. I begin washing it taking it easy as I’ve heard uncut guys are sensitive.

It takes a few minutes to get it completely clean and I set his penis back down with the skin still retracted as I get a towel to pat it dry. As I’m done drying it and pulling his foreskin back over the glans he thanks me for the wash and also says he really appreciates how gentle I was and how detailed I was cleaning his penis. Said that he can’t stand going that long without washing it.

As I’m cleaning up I reach into the cupboard and grab some wipes. I set them beside his bed saying here’s some wipes that you can use to freshen up under your foreskin through the day as you feel needed

As I left the room I was just so oddly embarrassed for whatever reason

I Got Even

My husband and I have been married for 17 years. I have kept my weight and body to the same size I was when we got married. After two kids and 17 more years my boobs drop way more than they used to. My husband on the other hand got chubby and lax. He fucked not one but three women from his work. I was supposed to just accept it. He was the first guy to have sex with me, back when I was 17 and I give him oral and even anal, public sex, nudist resort - that allow sex anywhere and everywhere, anything he ever wanted.

After the kids got old enough I went to work. changed jobs recently and travel a lot. In Las Vegas this week I called an escort to fuck me. Chad was 10 inches long and over an inch and a half wide. HOLY SHIT. I immediately dropped to my knees and took that huge thing into my mouth. I couldn't get enough. He was amazing in bed, taking time, rubbing me, fingering me, getting me wetter than I've ever been. Inside me it was like my first time again. I was stretched beyond belief. My husband is only about an inch wide and 5 inches long. This was sex like I never knew it could be. I hired him three more times and when I got home I didn't want my husband to feel the stretch in my vag, so I sat on top of him and put his cock into my bum.

I really want to tell him though.

College Student

When I went to college I rented a room at this house with other students. We were all guys except for the landlady who ran it. It appeared she had modified her house to specifically rent to students. She had 10 rooms she rented out. The bathroom had one big shower area with multiple showerheads on the walls so when you showered others were in there too and there was no privacy. The landlady had no hesitation about walking in on us when we showered and usually did not leave quickly. Many times she would have another woman with her, and with no where to hide and nothing to cover-up with, we were fully seen from head to toe and all parts in between by them. I had heard in the past that one guy complained about it and was asked to leave. Given the room rates were pretty cheap compared to other places I couldn't afford to let that happen. At first I was a little uncomfortable with it but soon just accepted it.

It was months after I moved in when I found out more about what was going on. The landlady was deliberately bringing women into the shower area to see us naked. We were a commodity to her. The landlady pulled me aside after one woman she had just brought through, and who saw me naked, and told me she wanted me. I was confused at first but when she told me she offered $100 for me and we each would get $50 each I knew what was happening. I wasn't sure that I should but I really could use $50 and did it.

After I did it, was one of the other guys who made the comment that he heard I had my first customer. He goes on to say I am officially one of them now and how it is easy money. That's when I realized this was basically an escort service and I was a male prostitute. Being a student, and always needing cash, this was a pretty easy gig. I kept doing it and made regular easy money. I don't know what my parents would have thought because I never told them but I made money to pay for college and had more free time for studies and better grades.

I'm Quite Sure Now!

Bank Holiday! Our youngster goes for a sleepover and we have an old friend over to do hedges and some gardening during the day.
My wife rarely drinks, mainly because of parental responsibilities. But it's sunny and she brings out beers for me and Dave and a Cider for herself.
Dave says he will have one or two but he's fishing in the morning and has an early start.

My wife says as long as you have no objection to staying in MUFCs fans room he could stop the night. . We drink , we eat, we laugh and generally catch up. Nothing else happens.
Personally I wouldn't want Dave to fuck my wife as we are old friends and there's some embarrassment especially me being BI.

We cuddle and go to sleep.
About 6.30 I hear his phone alarm go off. I have my back to my wife, it's 6.45. The Bathroom has been used. Dave comes into our bedroom and says I'm off now. I am wide awake but breathing deeply as though I am sleep.

Dave whispers "I'm off now thanks babe for putting me up" My wife says no problem Dave enjoy fishing.
Then it happens. My wife says No Dave , put it away. Daves Cock isn't massive but it's bigger than my 5.5 and thicker.
Dave No, but there's a softness in her voice, then there's a weight shift from the bed and she's nearer to him.

And my cock is rock hard, and dave is moaning gently and he calls her a dirty little slut, and he always knew it. And then the inconsiderate fucker grunts 3-4: times quite loudly and says good girl, mmm all of it mmmm that's right.

Then it's over, a few seconds later. Dave shouts I'm off now thanks for everything, if your lucky I met drop a trout in. And he's off.
No sooner had the door slammed and his car drove off, I grabbed her and kissed her deeply , running my tongue around her mouth , my wife was taking her knickers off and my hard cock (No time for the half a blue pill) and I was fucking her, calling her a dirty cock sucking slut wife and I'm fucking her long hard strokes and she's orgasmic saying " fucking share me you dirty bastard," then I cum. Usually she cleans herself with a wetwipe, passes me one and we head to the shower, she's there panting, I open her pussy and say mmmm fresh creampie , I lover my head and lick it all clean, I then pay attention to her clit. My cock is hard again. I'm amazed. My wife pulls away and gets in the doggy position and I fuck her slippery wet cvnt all over again. Something we haven't done in years.
I'm fucking her and telling her there is no turning back now, and she moves her hand down to her pussy and starts to frig herself then it happens the first time ever she squirts as we are fucking.....
Ooh la la...

Seeing My Old Piano Teacher In Her Bra & Panties

I took piano lessons from this woman from the age of 10 to around 16 when I started driving. She was my first real crush. Probably the first woman I masturbated I masturbated to.

It's been about 10 years since I've seen her. I work at a retail store and imagine my surprise when she comes in and starts trying on dresses. I make my way to the back room and start cleaning up stuff around the fitting rooms just in case she needs some help.

She ends up trying on a bunch of dresses and hangs some of the dresses she doesn't want on the rack outside her fitting room. A few minutes later the door opens and she comes out in her bra and panties.

She's wearing this flesh-colored matching set. It's a mom bra and granny panties but damn did she look good. She went to the rack of old dresses, with no idea I could see her from around the corner. She grabs a dress and steps back into her fitting room.

It was only an instant and is probably very boring to most, but for an instant, I got to see this woman I've fantasized about for years in her underwear.

Changing Room Fun.

Just read a confession about a guy seeing his former piano teacher in her bra and panties in a changing room. That brought back memories from my misguided youth. LOL.

When I was a freshman in college, I had a summer job working in a swimsuit outlet at the beach. I would unpack shipments, sort and tag clothing , hang it up on the display carousels etc.

The changing booths were little cubicles along the wall with a curtain that wasn't always closed completely. Over the course of a summer, I saw lots of boobs and asses, everything from teens to grannies.

When women came in with a friend, some would try on several suits and the friend would keep opening the curtain and handing them different suits. Many were so focused on the way the suit fit, they were unaware that they were showing the goods.

One highlight was a lady about maybe 40 came in with two younger girls. They kept trying on skimpy suits and the Mom kept opening the curtain checking them out and saying " No way are you wearing that" as the girls giggled away.

I think maybe some of the patrons got off on accidental flashing in the shop. Some came back regularly when new stock came in just to try on stuff. I know I got off on it.

Best summer job I ever had, lots of tits and ass and I was working in the AC while my friends worked outside in the Florida sun....

Boy Next Door Shocker.

A while back I wrote a confession about watching the new neighbor kid walking around in his room at night naked, displaying his young hard 16 year old dick. I wrote about seeing him later at the pool in his wet shorts with a beautiful bulge.

I've been watching his room at night hoping to see more and I really saw something that was very shocking. Last weekend, the lights in his room were on and I saw him with this cute little blonde girl. She looked younger than him and was wrapped in a towel and he was naked holding her close. She dropped her towel and he played with her cute small point boobs. She went to her knees and was sucking the kid's dick.

I was drooling over this scene and my pussy was getting wet as my breathing increased as I watched her take his hard cock in her mouth. He put his hands on the back of her head and was slowly thrusting back and forth until he shook and trembled. She stood up and wiped her face and his cock with the towel and after they hugged, she left the room.

That Sunday, I was at the pool with my neighbor Marie and the two of them showed up and went for a swim. I asked if she knew the young girl and to my surprise, she told me that her name was Jenn and they were brother and sister.

I can't believe that little 14 year old kid is getting that young cock I've been dreaming about, WTF ? Amanda.

Pregnant And Horny

I’m in my second trimester and my sex drive is very high. There is no man in my life. Accidentally got pregnant on a vacation I took by some guy I had sex with there.

Only issue about not having a man in my life is I’m craving dick all the time! It’s crazy how much I want fucked and to suck dick.

I’m at the point now where I’m gonna have to ask one of my single friends to give me regular dick. I’m sure one of them will be loving how many BJs they’d be getting.

If not getting a friend to help me out there is this guy in his early 50s that comes into the salon I work at. I know he’s single and good looking. Might approach him and see ifs he’s willing to let a pregnant woman suck his dick and fuck me daily.

Of course any guy who gets to fuck me is gonna need a full std check. I want their cum. Can’t get pregnant so might as well enjoy it

Should I Do It?

This past week a friend's wife started a new med and she completely passes out when she drinks with it. He's been fucking her after she passes out and she's turned on by it the next morning. Friday night I was over there drinking with them and she took her meds and went to bed. He told me all about it and I thought it was hot, but I left a short time later.

He called me yesterday and told me he fucked her after I left and jokingly told her the next morning that he let me do it. It was all fantasy and she played along but they both knew he was full of it.

Now he wants me to do it for real because she still won't believe him and he wants that secret on his wife.

She's a damned sexy woman and I really want to, but should I actually do it?

Love Creampies.

I’m a 20 year old female and in my junior year of college. My boyfriend and I have been dating a year and a half and have been having sex pretty much the entire time but with condoms. I went on birth control 6 months ago and I suggested to him after a month we could try bareback sex. He was super excited and when he penetrated me for the first time without a condom he felt amazing inside me. He said the same thing and we were both in like heat

He fucked me harder than normal and instead of pulling out to cum on me I locked my legs around him and had a huge orgasm as he ejaculated inside of me. The sensations and just the thought of him filling me up made me so wet that I exploded.

We haven’t gone back to condom sex however he has wanted to cum on me again on a few occasions. I really don’t enjoy that so when he is about to cum I just lock my legs behind him and he has no choice to cum in me. I love it.

And not going to lie since we started having bareback sex I have become promiscuous and have had sex with 3 other guys. My boyfriend has no clue. 2 we’re friends with benefits in high school and another a guy at the gym I go to. For all of them it was their first time a girl let them cum inside her and I loved that as did they.