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Rock Concert

Being a metal head that is married to a pop & hiphop girl, we rarely want to go to see concerts together. My wife's good friend Ariah is into rock and metal too, and we have always gotten along with each other. The other day Ariah won tickets to see Pop Evil, and asked my wife to go with her. My wife had to work, and had no interest in going, so she suggested that Ariah take me instead. I'm really not into radio rock like that, but my wife doesn't understand the difference. It was a nice thought nonetheless.

Initially I declined, but my wife all but insisted saying that I might as well since she will be working all that evening anyways.

Long story short, the concert was lame as hell, but all night Ariah was hanging on me like she was my girl. Ariah is thick, but really cute and has some great tits, so I didn't mind her hanging all over me. When the songs where playing she was grinding her her thick Latina ass into my crotch. In between songs she was face to face with me, very close, talking and flirting. I was rock hard for the majority of the evening. Towards the end of the concert she puts her hands behind her and was feeling my cock through my jeans.

After the concert we get in my car and I take her home, but the entire ride she kept her hand on my upper leg, occasionally rubbing over my cock. We get to her house and she asked me to come in to get drink. Within a few minutes of walking in she was naked and giving me a blow job. It was kind of a "how the fuck did this happen" feeling. After a few minutes of head I had her laid back on her bed pounding her. She came then I came all over her pussy, we made out for a little while and I went home.

I feel like a piece of shit, my wife trusted me enough to go out with her friend and I fucked her. I don't think I'll ever come clean, and if presented with another opportunity I may do it again.

Caught My Wife On Vacation

This happened last May. I haven’t said anything to my wife about it and I’m not sure if I ever will. We went down to the Caribbean to celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary. I rented a really nice villa on a private beach on a French Caribbean island.

The location and villa were great. The only issue was it didn’t have centralized air conditioning . I spent a lot of money and the wall unit in our bedroom wasn’t working properly which made for a bad night of sleep. I called maintenance the next day and some young French guy came by. He barely spoke any English but he understood the problem. He looked at it and said he couldn’t fix it and showed me on his phone it needed a new part. He said he could get it the next day. When he was leaving he held out his hand like he expected a tip

I shook my head no and said when he fixes it he will get one. He seemed pretty pissed off and left quickly. Whatever.

So the next day I went out to the store ti get some food and drink and then was going to the j*welry store to get my wife something. I told her I’d be back in a few hours. So about an hour later I get a call from her and she seemed irritated. She said thanks for telling me some guy was coming by to fix the AC. I completely forgot to tell her he was coming back and she was pissed because she said she was sunbathing topless in her thong bikini so he definitely got an eyeful.

I told her he is French and probably sees naked women all the time on the beach. So she is like a dime a dozen That seemed to irritate her more which I realize was a dumb thing to say now so I dropped it and told her if he fixed it to get the cash from the safe and give him a tip. She said fine and hung up.

As I was driving I realized I took all the cash and turned around so she didn’t have to deal with his attitude before he left. I was like 20 mins away

So I get up to the villa and see his car there. I walk up the stairs and let myself in. The villa leads into a very large main living room and kitchen and the bedroom is on the right. I don’t see anyone but do see that the AC is working and blowing really cold air so I was really happy. I walk into the kitchen and look out in the pool area and still don’t see anyone. I thought it was odd so look into the bathroom which is a super big 2 vanity bathroom with a large rain shower. No one is in there either but there is a large window that leads to a sunroom with an outdoor shower and that’s where I saw my wife and the French guy.

The shower was on and my wife was wearing her thong bikini bottoms still but topless. The guy was totally naked standing underneath the shower head while my wife was on her knees sucking his erect dick. I’m not sure how long they were at it but I watched for maybe 30 seconds as she sucked him pretty vigorously. He was massaging her tits and I could tell he was close to cumming. She picked up the pace more and started to use her hand to stroke him and that’s when he pulled out of her mouth and unloaded like 6 or 7 thick streams of cum all over her big tits. She smiled and said something to him but I couldn’t read her lips. He laughed and then I got out of there.

I waited for his car to leave which was only like 5 mins later and then drove up and went in. She was in the bathroom toweling off and I told her that I had all the cash. She looked at me pissed and said I know but that he was a nice guy and didn’t give her any problems about getting a tip for his work. I wonder why?

Cheated And Found My Husband Is Small

My husband was only the third guy to have sex with me. The first was at a very young age and the boy was a couple years older. We did it probably 10 times before he moved away to another city. The second was his best friend who did it to me twice. Then I was 16 and it was not until I was 21 that I met my husband and started having sex with him. We have two children now, 12 and 11. We have a great marriage, really good careers. Through the gr**evine I found out he has sex when he goes out of town on business. I've stayed in really good shape, at 5ft. 7in tall I'm still 110lbs, size 2 dress, and 34C bra. My boobs haven't sagged much at all, even though I nursed each baby for 3 to 4 months. My husband also got into nursing from me as well. I have always had men approach me and want sex, but I resisted.

So I had the opportunity and I finally did it. I cheated, I had sex with a man from our club. I saw his cock at first and thought it must be the biggest in the world, but he kept insisting it was quite normal. It was about and inch and a half thick, and was 6 inches long. To me it was huge, my husband is about the same length and width as his index finger. So were the other two guys I'd had sex with. I didn't realize that was small.

I've since had sex with three other men, all three bigger than the first. Currently John has 9 inches and is as thick as probably a can of pepsi or something. It was, and is quite uncomfortable. I don't let my husband have sex with me right after one of the others, I make it wait for a day or two (after this long, waiting isn't a problem in our marriage) then I'll have sex with him.

I easily take my husband up my butt, and did take that first cheating guy from the club up my butt a few times. I cheated, I'm a cheating slut wife and mother. It took cheating to find out that my husband is under endowed. I'm not going to stop. I don't care about the repercussions but with the normal and bigger ones I don't have to rub myself to orgasm anymore. With my small cocked husband I do. I want to tell him, I want to tell him that his is so small, and that I know he fucked other women, and that I'm fucking bigger cocks. But I won't.

Caught Cheating

I have a huge problem. One of the older men on my street caught me cheating on my husband. It was a completely random daytime hookup (yes, I am a terrible wife) and he saw me coming out of a motel with a ‘work colleague’. Later that day this guy stopped over my house and told me that he saw me. I tried to deny it but I knew I had been caught.

Here is my problem: he has been holding this over my head by making me do sexual acts at his whim. He makes me suck his cock. He fucks me. He even has his friends fuck me too. The other day he had me come over his house. He and four of his friends used me for the afternoon and literally fucked me until they could not cum anymore. When I mean used, I mean fully taken. All holes, no boundaries. In truth, nothing was overly bad. Lots of fucking, lots of sucking, lots of cumming. I am deathly afraid to tell me husband about my cheating on him as he will lose his shit. But carrying in like this isn’t good either.

My Son

I have hidden this away for several years now but the other day I caved and crossed a line.

My son has been masturbating for years…probably since he was 12 or 13. He is now 23 and he still jerks off every day. Literally every day.

A few nights ago I waited for him to start watching porn in his room and I just walked in. His dad has been gone for about 5 years and well, his mom isn’t get any sex either, so I thought this would be a good idea for my son and I.

He was like mom, what are you doing? I sat on his bed, grabbed his hard cock and dropped my mouth on it. This poor boy did not have a chance. He leaned back in his bed and just allowed it to happen. I sucked him with everything I had until I could feel him tense up. I slowed just a bit and took every drop of his load down my throat. I cleaned him up fully, told him I loved him and went back to my room. I made myself cum with my dildo repeatedly of course.

The next day was weird, but we go through it. Again, he started with the porn and that was my prompt to join him. 15 minutes of sucking later, he came down my throat again.

I am not sure how this moves forward or ends, but I am not the one that will stop.

Younger Guy Doesn't Mind Doing An Old Broad Like Me

I met Tom at my friend's house. He was dating her fifty-three year old daughter who was four years older than Tom. She confessed to us that Tom was endowed and had stamina which made sex with him great. Now and then I would drop by my friend's house and her daughter and Tom would be there. I began to notice Tom eyeing me. I guess it was my saggy big breasts moving about. My friend and her daughter didn't have boobs as big as mine's. They was nearly flat chested. I started to get friendly with Tom and we chatted a lot . Suddenly I realized he had his had on his groin while he was looking at me. He admitted to me that even tough I'm in my seventies I can give a guy a rise.

Then one Sunday afternoon my friend was making brunch for all of us. That's when I spotted a boner in Tom's pants and gotten curious. It was good size for a guy. I sat next to Tom and couldn't resist slipping my hand on his boner. I had to touch it. He looked at me and I gave him a great smile.

A couple of weeks later I bumped into Tom at the thrift store. I invited him to my place to give an opinion of what I bought. The top revealed my cleavage. He saw the wrinkled skin that I had above my boobs and I saw his penis harden. I said to him that I wanted to get pleased by him and desired some cock play if he's interested in a wrinkled old gal as I slipped my hand down his pants rubbing the mushroom head with my fingers. " I want to tit fuck you and stick my dick in that old pussy as I yank those long saggy tits while filling your c**t. " He undressed showing me his endowment. I revealed my old wrinkled body letting my tits hang with the good size areola nipples on them.

We went into the bedroom as he ordered me to place my legs on his shoulders as he guided his dick in me. Oh what a cock ! I enjoyed it ! He kept humping me until he was ready to explode, then pulled it out masturbating his dick onto my breast and slapping my tits with it calling me one fantastic old bitch.

I told my friend she needs to feel her daughter's boyfriend's dick in her. He can give her a fantastic climax.

Son's Friends

I'm a divorced mom of 7 years now. I've not dated anyone since my divorce. I'm just an average woman who had 2 kids and one husband who decided he'd rather be with his 28 year old secretary than his wife and family. Yes I was bitter. I did everything a wife should do for her husband and family. I gave him head whenever he wanted and swallowed every time. I had no problem deep throating his 6 inch penis. I gave him anal too. I kept myself in decent shape, not perfect shape but I'm 5' 4" and weigh 128 lbs. I have nice boobs, red hair and a decent but biggish butt.

My daughter married and moved out 4 years ago and my son is in his second year at the university of Kansas. Both my kids always had friends at the house and my son's two best friends are almost like my own. They still come by every week to check on me as they have since my son went off to school. Since that time, our relationship changed dramatically.

I don't want to make this a novel so I'll just make it short and sweet.

It started out with just Frankie, who stopped by one day and caught me whilst I was a bit intoxicated. I lamented that it had been over 3 years since I had sex and how no man wanted me. Well Frankie surely did. He said any man would want a hot woman like me. So I said I'm all yours if you want. And I love to suck dick. That day I gave him the best BJ he'll ever have and he fucked me silly all day. We have sex many times a week since then. We also invited Joey to join us and the 3 of us have sex quite often together. I love being fucked by both of them in my pussy and ass at the same time. They are both much bigger than my ex and can cum multiple times. I've never been happier sexually in my life. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon either. As long as they want me they can have me.

We Needed The Money

I'm 29 and my husband is 32 years old. We live in Europe, though I'm not going to go into what country. We have been dating for the past 4 years and July this year we finally got married. It was a fantastic wedding and an amazing day, but there's one thing I haven't told anyone and needed to get off my chest.

In order to pay for the wedding, I let my new husbands father fuck me. It happened about a month prior to the wedding, he suggested it and we needed to money so I agreed. My husband knows that his father paid for the wedding, but he doesn't know the conditions to it. I'm ashamed of it, but we needed the money, so I try to think of it as me doing what I had to do.

I haven't told anyone this prior to this and my FIL swore he wouldn't either.

Seeing My Moms High School Boyfriend

My mom started dating again this year after taking a break from the dating scene. I was pretty surprised when she told me last month that she had been seeing her first boyfriend again. Last time she saw that guy was back in the early 80s or at least that’s what I thought!

Yesterday afternoon I was going to my moms house as we were going out that evening. So when I get there I see her boyfriends truck there. I walked throughout the garage and into the kitchen

I was shocked as soon as I walked in the kitchen!

There was my moms boyfriend drinking coffee. But he was naked! He was in pretty good shape too and my eyes went directly to his big thick uncut dick dangling there! And his large saggy balls! Which was all shaved so smooth! What a sight! I was lost for words

Him on the other hand just blurted out well fuck. Then introduced himself . I couldn’t focus because he was naked! He just said don’t mind my naked body.

Just a few seconds later my mom came around the corner in just a robe and toss him his underwear. He put on his white briefs and those didn’t hide much obviously! Then he causally walked to the dryer to get his pants.

My mom obviously has great taste in guys and obviously likes big dicks!

Fast forward to later that night. My mom and I were headed home and I jokingly asked her if she was getting some that night. She laughed and said what do you think we just did before you came over?

So I told my mom that’s a pretty big uncut bald cock in his tighty whities!

Embarrassing But True

20 years ago, I was 19 and broke. I was working at a repair shop as a cashier while taking classes at a community college. My father had died when I was young, my mother was in a nursing home and I was pretty much on my own. I had moved in with a guy I had been dating for about 3 or 4 months, primarily to share bills because he to was working a job for little money. I had a Ford F150 with a lot of mile on it, it was my mothers before she went into the care facility. It ran and some of the guys at the shop would do minor repairs for me when necessary without charging too much. There were several guys there who wanted to date me, after all I was considered attractive. 5’9” tall, brown hair, 130 lbs, decent size B cup tits, and what most people considered a pretty face. Yes, I had lots of offers for dates and guys hitting on me but I never believed in dating someone I worked with.

The owner of the shop was a guy called Jeff. He was in his 50s, very tall, and probably weighed 270 - 300 lbs. He was also an asshole. If people didn’t immediately do something he asked, he’d threaten to fire them. I’ve seen him fire people for the slightest reason, or no reason at all if he didn’t like them. He was always hitting on me, asking me out, telling me dirty jokes, etc. He wasn’t worried about sexual harassment and, to tell the truth, I never really thought about trying to file a complaint about it. I did complain to a friend of mine but she told me I’d need to prove he was doing it or no one would believe me. I got to the point where I just tolerated him, his shoulder massages, comments about how my hair would look better down, or if my shirt was unbuttoned a little bit. I even canceled a vacation once because the only way he’d approve the time off was if I showed him my tits.

I was on my way to work one day when my truck just stopped accelerating. I barely made it off the freeway and coasted into the parking lot of a convenience store. The engine was running but the vehicle wouldn’t move. I called the shop where I worked and one of the guys sent a wrecker to tow me in. One of the guys had it dropped in his stall so he could check it out, but it was bad news. He told me my transmission was shot and would have to be replaced. He was getting some prices for me and would let me know once he had. He could tell how upset I was, I drove over 20 miles each way for work and had no idea what I was going to do. To try and help he told me he would install the transmission himself for free if I could come up with the cash to purchase one.

I could barely concentrate on my job that day. The mechanics left at 4:00 but I worked until 6:00 so that people could pick up their vehicles. About 5:30 Stan, the mechanic, came to me and said he had some prices. He’d found a reman transmission for $3300, and a used transmission with 80,000 miles on it for $1450. The reman came with a 5 year 60k mile warranty, the used one had a 6 month 6,0000 mile warranty. While I was waiting to leave, I called everyone I knew to see if I could borrow money but no use. I got my friend to come pick me up and take me home but she couldn’t get there until after 7 when she got off. We were closed and it all hit me at once and I just started crying and couldn’t stop.

Jeff walked out of his office and saw me crying and asked what was wrong. I told him my transmission was shot and I needed a new transmission. I showed him the prices Stan had found and explained that I just didn’t have the money and didn’t know what to do. Jeff thought for a moment and then said “I can get your truck fixed for you, if you want me to.” I knew there was a catch, he never did anything just to be nice, and asked him what it was. He said if I went into his office with him and stripped down and gave him a blow job he’d have the used transmission installed for me. I shouldn’t have been surprised, but I was shocked! I couldn’t speak at first, and then started cussing at him. He laughed and told me to forget about it then and got up to leave. I was about to freak out but I asked him to stop and told him, if he put the reman transmission in and also paid Stan’s labor, I’d do it. He thought about it and said “One blow job now, and one blow job when it’s done and you’ve got a deal.”

I’m not proud of it, but I stood up and took off all my clothes, I knelt in front of him and undid his pants and slid them down and tried to give him the best blow job of his life. It took nearly 20 minutes of licking and sucking, but he finally came. True to his word, he had the transmission delivered the next day, Stan installed it the following day, and then I stripped down again and sucked his cock for the 2nd time, this time he fondled my tits as I did. When he was done, I had him give me the invoice stamped PAID and I left. I immediately started looking for another job and quit 3 weeks later.