We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Just Wanted A Wish On Who's Next. I Wasn't Expecting This

Shouldn't be a big deal. We 've been married for twenty-five years. We've been sharing our bed for the last twenty -years. Been with our best friends and even old high school friends, to his coworkers. Lately I've been asking for a younger guy. My request hasn't been filled yet. So, you gotta do what you wanna do. Right? So, I got out of my comfort zone and placed a add on a local dating sight. I then became Brenda the Horney Housewife. The requests were flooding my account. There was this guy named Scott saying he's 22 years old and single. Looked promising. Hubby works a ten-hour day on Mondays. I had set a date and a location. I got us a room at the local motel 6. The day came and was scared as hell. There was a knock on the door. And I answered it. We looked at each other. I looked down the hallway both ways then asked you must be Scott. He replied yes so, I invited him in. Here we are looking at each other. He asked if he could undress me. I replied please go ahead. We then kissed and he started the four play. I returned the favor and unzipped his pants and reached down and feeling for his young cock. I then undressed him. He laid me down and we looked at each other and I said fuck me. He explored my body for a good hour. Fingering me twice to an orgasm. He knew I was ready, and he mounted me. He fucked me then I mounted him. Bounced up and down like there was no tomorrow. During this time, I had my third orgasm. I then rested next to him. About an hour later back to the fourplay and we fucked again. Finally, we just laid next to each other and looking at each other. Someone had to say this. I asked Keith my 18-year-old nephew wanna do this again?

  • Double Embarrassment

    I’m 43, married with two teenage children. I work for a small construction company as their receptionist.

    Recently my husband was out of town working so when the rep for one of our suppliers invited me to have dinner I accepted.

    I have never nor did I intend to ever have an affair but after dinner with a few drinks I found myself very attracted to him which he apparently sensed.

    Dinner was at the hotel where he was staying so when he suggested we go to his room for a nightcap I mistakenly went.

    It didn’t take long for us to have a few kisses finally ending up on the bed. I told him we couldn’t do anything but he unbuttoned my blouse playing with my breast which quickly got me aroused.

    When I realized he was getting his penis out with his other hand I told him no but he rolled over between my legs pulled my panties aside starting in me. He got all the way in before I yelled for him to stop that I wasn’t on birth control so after a few seconds he pulled out. When he asked if he could use a condom I gave in.

    A week or so later I had a rash in my private area so I went to the doctor. After his examination he told me I had chlamydia which he would prescribe an antibiotic for because i needed to get it cleared up since I was pregnant.

    I told him I hadn’t missed my period because it wasn’t due for a couple more days but he said the test he had run indicated I was pregnant but could be a false positive. When my period was due it didn’t come so I took another test which again was positive.

    Since my husband and I didn’t have sex during the month with him being out of town the only possible way I got pregnant was with the other guy even though he didn’t actually cum in me.

    Now I have to hope I can avoid my husband realizing my due date doesn’t work out with our schedule. We didn’t have sex until after I was over a week late.

    Caught

    I was recently recently caught by my now ex girlfriend getting absolutely pounded by a BBC, It felt so good I couldnt stop letting him fuck me even when she walked out. I really loved calling him daddy and hearing him call me is baby boy fuck toy.. ive never fucked a guy before him .. we just got really stoned and we just couldnt help ourselves..

    Hes coming over tonight and im so ready to be fucked like his personal fleshlight again.

    Its embarrassing because I work with her mom and have weekly group smoke sessions with her brother whos in my friend group.. idk what to do..

  • The Wolf

    I was sitting across from him, I was on one side of the table, he was on the other side. Safe place. He kept looking at me, I became uncomfortable. He moved his eyes to my chest. I got even more uncomfortable. He went back to my eyes. I felt smaller and smaller, I looked for the door, it was open, but I had to snap my eyes back to his.

    I knew as I was sitting there that things would not end well. I said a short prayer. He asked me what I had just said. I went through all the scenarios I could imagine. Was he going to lock the door, could I get to the telephone, what if I screamed. I was going crazy in my head. His eyes were relentless, I didn't dare shift my eyes.

    He stood, his hands on the table, looking down on me. Oh God, please help me, make him be quick. I wasn't so much scared of losing my virginity, as I was of getting pregnant. Twenty years old, and now my time had come. Please be gentle, escaped from my mouth. What? He yelled at me.

    He walked me out of the room, his arm around my shoulders, my head fell on his shoulder, he kissed my forehead, Oh God. I was so embarrassed. Why did I put my arm around his waist? as he walked me to my car. Why did I stand there like I did? waiting for a kiss. He tapped my nose with his finger, a teeny tiny kiss on the lips. You're pretty, he told me, and helped me get my seatbelt on.

    I drove back to my apartment, missed my afternoon class. I knew that I had over reacted, I felt embarrassed all by myself. Why did I act that way? Why did I say that in his ear, Oh God, help me. Did he hear me, did I say it out loud?

    I love you.

    Caught Gtting A Blow Job .

    From the age of 10 . Me and jack masturbated each other . Then we tried sucking each other . Now it was always a blow job . We both swallowed the cum . Sometimes the only place that we could do it . Was in the wood . We had our special place in the wood . It was in the centre of a clump of dense bushes . Away from any paths . One day we were in the bushes . I had been on my knees giving Jack a blow job . He had cum in my mouth . I stood up to let him give me a blow job . He was on his knees with my cock in his mouth Giving me a blow job . I was cumming . When i realised that someone was standing just behind me . When i had cum i looked at who it was . It was a girl . She was one of our friends . She asked what we were doing . I told her . She wanted to watch us doing it . I told her it was too soon . She wanted to watch us . She was not happy . I was worried that she would tell our friends what she had seen . I told her if she kept it as our secret . We would let her watch us in the morning . At my house . She came to the door and i let her in . We went in to the living room . Jack dropped his shorts and got on my knees . Giving him a blow job . I let him cum in my mouth . Turning to her with my mouth open to show her the cum . The i swallowed . Showing her my empty mouth . Jack pulled up his shorts and left without saying anything . She said she had wanted to see me getting a blow job . I told her she could see me cum if she wanted . She wanted me to show her . I needed to lay on my bed to masturbate . In my room it undressed and lay on the bed . I started to masturbate . She kneeled next to me . I wanted her to masturbate me . I told her she could do it for me if she wanted to . She asked me what to do . I showed her . When she was masterbating me . I put my hand up her dress and pulled her panties down to look at her pussy . I touched her pussy . Fingering her helped me to cum . She got cum on her hand . I told her to taste it . The licked her hand and taste it . Saying she could not taste f . Then i used it to whipe me .

  • Well, I Did Ask

    It's taken me now three days to share this embarrassment. It snowed in our area. Roger my husband paid this kid to shovel the driveway and sidewalk. Roger left for work. Afterwards I knew this kid was cold. I invited him in to warm up. I made him a cup of hot chocolate. I thought for a second and spoke about how Roger should had paid you more. Then asked how much more do you need? He replied how about sucking me off and will call it even. And I'm thinking this kid is young enough to be my son. So, I stood up lead him to the living him and sat him on the couch. Kneeled down between his legs and unzipped his pants. And removed his dick and started sucking. At his age didn't take very long for him to get stiff. And honestly, I started to enjoy his stiff dick. Few minutes later the guy thing now in effect, and he started holding my head in place. Then I heard a moan, and my mouth was filled with his fresh young cum. I licked his dick clean and gently put him away. I looked up and smiled. I then walked him to the front door and said stay warm. After he left, I then realized I'm a milf now.

    Running Naked

    I have grown to obsess over flashing and becoming more daring in this lately.

    I was out for a run yesterday evening and went along a quiet canal. Normally quite busy but due to poor weather as it’s winter and the fact it was becoming darker it was a lot quieter.

    The plan was to run out a certain distance, turn around and come back. As I ran I passed a few going the opposite way but no one going the same way. This is when I thought I could do something. As I was running I first took my dick out of shorts and ran like that for a bit. No one saw and I flipped it back in if someone was coming against me. I then though when I get to my turning around point, I know no one will be near me, I’ve ran past everyone going the opposite way. I decided to take my shorts fully off and dare myself to run like this for a bit.

    As I ran it was so freeing and amazing. My heart was pounding. It was becoming darker and harder to see anyone coming but also they could barely see me too. I saw a glimpse of something but thought it was a woman I had passed heading now the same direction so her back was to me. I was wrong. It became clear it was another runner coming toward me.

    Once I figured this out I had to jump in a ditch and quickly scramble to get my shorts on over my shoes and pretend I was peeing. I climbed out as he past and he looked at me. I have no idea what he saw or thought he saw but it was a scary moment.

    I enjoyed the thrill of running completely pantsless and will absolutely try do it again.

    In Front Of Some Of The Team

    My son was 13 at the time and he was starting to take baseball very serious. He found his calling was a great young player and especially now is a great player at the D1 level. My ex wife at the time had a friend named Miss Pam every one called her coach Pam. She was an athletic trainer at a high school in our town. She was a very attractive African American woman short hair stood about 5 foot 4 very very nice legs and an astonishing ass. Always in leggings and shorts she as very nice to look at. I men’s when she wakes her ass shook jiggled what ever you want to call it. I’d bring him to practice and she would have him work with the track team teaching him how to properly run. To be honest I wasn’t for it until I saw her and when I saw an improvement on his base running. I’d always make it a point to talk chat what ever you want to call it. My ex wife never introduced us not sure why but I was glad that she had decked to help coach my son. We exchanged numbers and eventually the texting went from talking about my son and how he was improving to light flirting to don’t tell my son and ex that we are going out and then fucking. She is the only black female I have ever slept with and it has to be probably the best fuck of my life. She did it all and had the booty and body for it. It got so bad not being able to keep our hands off that we kind of over did it and started to meet during the day school hours and before practice or after practice. After practice is when it happened. My ex had brought and picked up my son from practice I showed up around 5:45 right before practice ended. I remember walked up to her as she was letting her assistant coach finish up. Her office was not near the lockers so we had the to fuck around. I hadn’t even got her in her office and I had her leggings pulled down below her ass and was fingering away as she tried to open the door. We got the door open and as we did she took a step and her ass cheeks spread a bit and I slid 2 finger in her Vag and my thumb in her butt. I’m fingering away her eyes are closed. I remember her saying that finger in my ass is going to make me cum I’m going to squirt. All I wanted to do was was take my cock out and smack it into her when out of nowhere we here Miss Pam we look over and there’s 4 or 5 of her runners waiting and watching Coach Pam getting finger fucked. She screamed they ran she freaked out slammed the door I was her ride home I took her home. I have blue balls and had to jerk off because she was freaking out. I left went home after dropping her off the next day my ex calls me in the evening I had not heard from Pam and the ex calls us idiots and says that Pam had to resign. I heard from Pam that evening no clue what she was going to do. Embarrassed jobless it’s a small town so word travels and there’s only a few high schools in this town. In the mean time we are still fucking each other. No income I asked her to move in joking around I told her there’s ways she scan pay me for rent. She does and has been living with me since. She ended up getting another coaching job a couple of years later after things cooled down. I try and get her to let me fuck her in her classroom our office and she is close to coming around. Nothing better then seeing her ass in the air and the feeling of my cock pushing into that tight little asshole of hers. Fucking love this women

    Professor Punished Me

    When I was in grad school I was also working full time and needed to take shortcuts to finish all the work. I copied large portions of the final paper. and the professor, a woman in her 50s, caught it.

    She called me in her office and told me I could be thrown out of the program for plagiarizing. I told her I'd do anything to stay. She said, "Good," and ordered me to masturbate in front of her. I jacked off until I ejaculated on the floor. It sounds like it might be a turn-on but it was actually incredibly humiliating.

  • Wife Seen Naked

    We don't have any dr**es on our apartment but we try to make our patio private with fencing and a gate. My wife has a great body and is very comfortable walking around naked, especially after a shower. Once when she came out of the shower, the Amazon delivery guy was on our patio, maybe ten feet away from her. He smiled and said casually, "I've got a delivery for you." She told me that she figured there was no sense running out or covering up after he saw her. She said, "I'd just look ridiculous putting my hand over my pussy." He engaged in small talk, asking "How's your day going today."

    It was kind of embarrassing but also hot to hear her being completely naked in front of a stranger. Also a little concerning that he knows where we live and she said he has been back once. To make it worse, she has told this story to lots of friends and acquaintances, so they all know she doesn't mind other men seeing her naked.