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We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

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Straight Male / 43

SuperBowl SuperBrawl Part 3

Then Karen took the Gatorade and poured it on top of The Videomaster's head as The Videomaster was pretty much the Last Man standing at this point

Then the sirens were heard as The Police were on their way after the neighbors reported all of the chaos as all of the fighting.

Gaten Materezzo regained consciousness and heard the sirens and then went over to wake both Finn and Logan up as they did and heard the sirens and needed to bail.

Gaten: Fin, Logan wake Up the Police are coming.

Finn: The Police, oh fuck we better get out of here, where's our shoes.

Logan: Why are my socks wet?

The Videomaster saw the three regain consciousness and attempted to chase them.

Videomaster: Oh Hell No, the three of you ain't leaving here alive.

Gaten, Finn, and Logan all ran back into the Ecto One Sockfooted and all drove off as The Videomaster got into his truck to chase the Ecto One as The Police Arrived to break up all of the chaos that was happening.

Jim, Jerry, Kimberly, Jennifer, Fred , Arthur, Chad, Banana Guy, and Karen were all taken away in handcuffs and sent to jail most likely with a laundry list of charge.

The Referee Regained Consciousness and threw the Flag on the Floor.

Referee: Penalty, Total Insanity, No One Wins. Except the Philadelphia Eagles because Mahomes didn't suck my balls long enough for me to flag every Eagles Offense this time.

There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen the SuperBowl SuperBrawl has mercifully ended with Chaos, Thousands of Dollars in Damages, Potential Lawsuits, Arrests Being Made this was truly on of the most chaotic SuperBowl Parties in History.

It's a Good thing Actors Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, and Gaten Matarazzo got the Hell out of Dodge before the Cop arrived otherwise this incident would be all over the News and on next month's issue of People Magazine.

The Real Question is has the Videomaster caught up to them, boy I tell you what this Feud between The Videomaster has with actors Finn Wolfhard and Logan Kim ain't over until it's settled inside HELL IN A CELL at WrestleMania 41 which might also include actors Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer whom The Videomaster has made repeated threats against since 2 Years Ago.

Hey Triple H, book that Match for WrestleMania 41.

Well that wraps this up this Coverage of SuperBowl SuperBrawl, see you Next Time, Good Night Everybody.

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# 76738 - by Broadcaster / February 10, 2025
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    Straight Male / 43

    SuperBowl SuperBrawl Part 1

    SuperBowl SuperBrawl

    Sponsored by Wendy's SuperBar it'll be back someday.

    Welcome Sports Fans to the Jeffers and Price Family SuperBowl SuperBrawl

    All Hell Broke Loose as Brothers Jim and Jerry argued all game long with Jim throwing a Tantrum over the Chiefs Performance with Jerry rubbing it in Jim's Face.

    Normlly Jim is the one throwing a tantrum about Jim was flipping out because the Chiefs were losing and Patrick Mahomes was exposed as the fraud that he is.

    Jim: This is Bullshit the Chies were supposed to win, fcknig backstabbing refs.

    Jerry: Cry about it Jim the Eagles are going to fly over you and that bitch Taylor Swift.

    Then tempers flared as both Jim and Jerry yelled at eachother and then started throwing chicken wings and nachos at eachother which stained the living room and before you know it the fists started flying.

    Both jim and Jerry started punching eachother and fought all over the living room, destroying the living room in the process and fought on top of the coffee table causing all of the food to spill as other party goers tried to seperate them including the referee who laid a flag on the floor.

    Referee: Penalty, unnecessary Fist Fighting.

    But that didn't stop Jim and Jerry from beating the Hell out of eachother as they continued to trade punches and throw food at eachother leaving a big mess in the living room as wings sauce and nacho cheese stained the whole living room.

    Jennifer: Taylor Swift is a Cunt

    Kimberly: I'l lkill you for saying that you bitch

    Then Kimberly and Jennifer the daughters of both Jim and Jerry got into a catfight over Taylor Swift as the two cousins stripped down to their bra and panties and had a catfight in the living room while their fathers started throwing their jerseys at each other and engaged in another fist fight.

    Referee: Penalty, Catfighting

    Then in comes Cousin Fred dressed like a cheerleader wearing a top, skirt, was barefoot, and was shaking his pompons, licking his fingers and rubbing his nipples and smelling his fucknig feet and the sight of him would make anyone want to go blind as the referee flagged that call too.

    Fred: You want to smell my feet?

    Referee: Penalty, dressing like a cheerleader and being barefoot.

    Then Fred makes his way towards the restroom as the Referee than says

    Referee: Penalty, barefoot in the bathroom, disgusting.

    Then one of the guests sate too many wings made and shit their pants and then asked another man to wipe his ass pulled his pants down as the ref dropped the flag on the floor

    Man: I Shit my Pants can you wipe my ass.

    Other Man: Bro ar you fucking Serious.

    Referee: Penalty, too lazy to wipe his ass

    Fred: I'll wipe your ass with my Foot.

    But then Fred walks back into the party wearing Chiefs Thong and then used his bare foot to wipe the partier's dirty shit filled ass and go shit all over his bare foot and then started smelling his feet too the horror and disgust to the entire party.

    Fred: Smells like Shit.

    Referee: Penalty, Smelling Feet.

    Then one party goer strips down to his underwear and socks and starts breakdancing while Kendrick Lamar is performing during Half Time.

    Then Cousin Arthur gets naked and has sex with a Picnic Table as Neighbor Louis is having a panic attack over hearing MUSTARD as Arthur squirts Louise with Mustard causing her to flip out.

    Louise: OH MAH GAWD, THAT'S DISGUSTING. ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU NUTS?

    Clearly Louise has never recovered from the humiliation from being on the MAury Povich show 20 Years Ago.

    Then one man is seen dancing with Bananas in the party wearing a yellow thong and was also giving himself a blowjob with a banana which upset Chad because he felt he was being upstaged.

    Referee: Penalty, Dancing with Bananas.

    Then in comes George on his motorcycle wearing Pantyhoes as he drove his motorcycle through the front door and crashed into the coffee table and setting the smoke alarm off in the house, as Jim and Jerry both yelled at George and before you know it it turned into a three way free for all between Jim, Jerry, and George in the living room.

    George: MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE.

    Referee: Penalty, Illegal Motorcycle In the Ho....Ow.

    HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO!

    Walk by Pantera Play as The Videomaster his The Referee with a VHS Tape and began to hi everyone with VHS Tapes.

    Then The Ghostbusters Theme began to play and Te Ecto Oe Sirens could be heard outside the House as The Ecto One pulled up in front of the house.

    The Videomaster left the House armed with VHS Tapes and The Ecto One opened it's doors as there was both Finn Wolfhard and Logan Kim in their Ghostbusters Uniforms challenging The Videomaster to hit them.

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    # 76736 - by Broadcaster / February 10, 2025
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    Straight Female / 39

    Feeling Guilty

    A few weeks ago I was out shopping and ran into an old boyfriend from high school. He was in town visiting family. I hadn’t seen him since we graduated so when he invited me to go for a drink I accepted. He was staying at a hotel close to where we ran into each other so we went there to the lounge.
    We had a couple of drinks then I started getting sentimental about old days back in high school. We were never intimate.when we dated but when it was obvious he was flirting with me I got aroused giving him hints I was interested but he didn’t make a move.
    After I finished my drink I told him I had better be getting back because it was getting late.
    As we were walking out he took my hand then we ended up going to his room where we had sex for over an hour.
    Now I’m having a real guilt trip because nobody other than my husband had ever came in me but I let him since my tubes are tied so there was no chance of him getting me pregnant.

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    # 76725 - by Rachel / February 9, 2025
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    Straight Male / 26

    Visiting Building Sites .

    Near where to where we live in England . There are sites where houses are being built to be sold . Some are large and very expensive . My wife likes to visit them . To have a look arround the unfinished ones . They have things like kitchens already installed . Although she likes to look through them . She also wants to have sex in them . We have had sex with her leaning on the empty wooden window frame . Looking out of the bedroom window I pull her panties down . Lift her dress . Drop my jeans , and fuck her . She likes to be able to see people walking arround . Not noticing us . One time i had her bending over a kitchen unit . Dress lifted up to her neck . Panties round her ankles . Me with my jeans round my ankles . Fucking her . I had pushed her bra off her tits . I had my hands on them . All of her body up to her neck was exposed . I was cumming . I heard a noise behind us . When i turned my head to look behind . My cock still in her pussy . A couple were standing watching us . I had no idea how long they had been there . I pulled out . Cum was running out of her . All i could say was hello . They replied hello and walked away . I was embarrassed . My wife was laughing .

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    # 76694 - by Max / February 8, 2025
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    Straight Male / 32

    An Erecion In My Tight Shorts

    I live in Britain . Me and my wife holiday in Dorset . Where we holiday there is one of the best beaches in Britain . It is over 3 miles long . In the day it is crowded and one end is a nudist beach . We like to take a walk on the beach on a nice warm summer evening . Our favorite area is a bay . We walk along the shore eventually arriving at a restaurant . It is always deserted . One evening we were walking where the sandy beach is at its widest . At least 250 yads wide . An expensive speed boat came in near the beach . 3 beautiful girls looking to be in their late teen got out and walked slowly towards us . They were naked with beautiful boobs and hairy pussys . They walked up to us and then continued on across the beach . When they reached the far side . They turned round and walked back . We had moved along the beach , but they headed to where we were . They stopped in front of us . Looked at us and smiled . By now i had an erection . That could be could clearly seen outline , pushing out the front of my tight shorts . They seemed satisfied to see my erection . Blowing kisses at us . They walked back to the boat . I still had the erection when we encountered 3 middle aged couples . Walking towards us . I saw the women looking at my erection . Then they were talking to each and laughing . They kept looking back at us .

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    # 76692 - by Laird / February 8, 2025
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    Straight Male / 20

    I'm Thinking My Godfather Knew

    I'm stationed here at Fort Riley. My leave was granted. I'm planned a trip back home to visit my parents. On the way home my Godparents live halfway. They're both are in their mid 40's. Both their kids were off to college. I thought I would give them a shout on the way home. Since I didn't stop the last time, I've drove though. Started off as a friendly stop then dinner the being asked to spend the night. My Godfather worked second shift at the local Walmart. He had to leave for work after dinner. After dinner Mom and I sat down in the living room and chatted and watched a movie. During this movie you knew what was going to happen this guy got lucky then went to the next scene. Then mom asked can I tell you something. I replied sure. She told me dad had came down with ED after his diabetes. Haven't had full sexual intercourse in three years. Then stood up reached out for my hand and said fuck me. I followed her to the spare bedroom. We undressed each other and laid down. While I am massaging her breasts, I watched her left hand went between her legs. She was taking care of her clit. Didn't take very long for her to say take. I took position but beforehand she rubbed my cock down with lube. She was still tight on the penetration she moaned and grabbed the headboard. Halfway in she started squirming around and moaning. I looked down and asked you want me to stop. She replied no fuck me. We started thrusting back on each other. I squirted a load by her look on her face she was loving it. We fucked again. Next morning she up and out of bed. I went to the kitchen. She was cooking. The way she was walking around Dad knew and gave me that look. On the way to my parents' home. Should I stop on the way back?

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    # 76637 - by John / February 6, 2025
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    Straight Female / 33

    Caught With Cock And Cream

    I had a boyfriend in my early 20’s named Mike. He was the typical tall dark and handsome fit , strong and was over just a great guy and also well hung. He let me measure him once and fully hard he was just about 8 inches with a good girth too. I enjoyed sucking his dick just because of the way it felt in my mouth and just overall enjoyable. He asked a few time if I thought I could deepthroat it so obviously i tried but couldn’t get all the way to the bottom of his shaft. Anyways, one evening he came over and had dinner with my mom and I and my mom right off the bat liked him a lot. He would do things for her to help her out and to be honest it was very attractive and turned me on. My mom usually has a grass cutting company cut the lawn but for what ever reason they couldn’t make it and asked Mike and he just said sure no problem with no hesitation. He cut the lawn we had dinner and my mom was going out that night. So because I was turned on by this I was going to surprise him with one hell of a blowjob. My mom was getting ready to go and Mike jumped in the shower and before he got out my mom had left. When Mike got out he came into my bedroom where I whipped his towel off and immediately put his cock in my mouth and started sucking. I was sucking and sucking and was determined to get that big fucking cock down my throat for him. It took a while but eventually I just grabbed his butt cheeks and I managed to jam the whole thing down my throat and my nose could touch his stomach. He was loving it and i was so fucking wet my panties were soaked through. He bent me over to try and fuck me but I wouldn’t let him I just wanted that big cock in my mouth. I sucked for at least 10 minutes before he was ready to blow and when it came to I stopped and told him that I wanted his cum on my face. His eye lit up and started jerking it while I looked up at him sucking on his huge balls and with all this going on no one heard my mom come home opening the door to my room seeing Mike unloading his cum on my face she just yelled oh my god! and shut the door and yelled WFT Candice!! I could not believe my mom caught me getting facialed by my boyfriend… super embarrassing and felt a little ashamed but kinda funny at the same time. Mike was laughing but also embarrassed. My mom was upset for a while and never really looked at Mike the same way again for a while. things eventually went back to normal until we broke up about a year later. And yes I will admit that was the best cock I’ve ever had and I do miss it.

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    # 76625 - by Candice / February 5, 2025
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    Straight Male / 62

    What I Wouldn't Give For A Small Penis

    Why would a guy wish for a small penis? Is it because my dick is so big no one will let me fuck them? Hell no. It's because I would give anything just to have a dick that was considered normal small. My cock falls under the realm of pathetic. While I someone managed to find a wife who accepts me for who I am, it does not discount the fact that having such a tiny unit has caused me a long life of depression.

    When I was a boy and got naked around my friends, I had a normal sized kid cock, but for some reason when I went through puberty, my voice changed, hair grew, but my dick didn't. God it was so humiliating taking showers in gym class and it's been humiliating just going through life. I put off going to Dr's because of this embarrassment. Obviously showering at the gym ain't happening.

    What is really crazy in this world is the fact we all focus on the problems females have with body image. Oh the poor girls who feel like they are fat, and it's just never mentioned the horrible mental torture a man goes through who doesn't measure up. It's completely OK to say something of this sort out loud: "Well that guy driving that oversized truck is obviously compensating for something." Of course it's understood they are labeling him as a guy with a small dick. Everyone laughs, but those of us who drive regular cars who have small dicks just die a little death when we hear that kind of stuff.

    I've worked with ladies for many years who were really good friends who have openly stated they have broken up with guys whose dicks were too small as I died some many little deaths hearing stuff like that. Ladies with small boobs can't hide the fact but those of us with small dicks can so when people say that insensitive crap, they never know who they are offending.

    Having a tiny cock is suck a Catch 22. I wish the horrors of having one were truly known to the general public but I sure as hell don't want to be the spokesperson. I don't think anyone does. Funny I had a gay coworker I was great friends with and he would often get a little too comfortable talking to me and one thing was clear about him, he hated a small dick. Shit.

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    # 76599 - by ExRay / February 4, 2025
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    Straight Female / 24

    Overcoming My Aversion To Intimacy

    By the time I was old enough to understand it I had developed a strong aversion to anything sexual. I was nice, helped out when needed, had easy enough conversations with both boys and girls. But being touched, my personal place invaded, resulted in anxiety attacks. Fear is not a wrong word. In my imagination, it was going to hurt, plus be forced on me.

    As an adult out in the real world, my aversion strengthened. So much so I was taking to maintaining a large distance when around people, refusing hand shakes. So, when I was with a coworker, and we had to sit next to each other, his knee touching me, his hand on my thigh, and then I choked on my Coke and it came back thru my nose. His handkerchief was out, on my face, holding my head, wiping my chin for me.

    I kept his handkerchief to wash it. He walked me out of the presentation, his arm around me. I trembled, my breath broken, but he didn't read it. Tighter he pulled me to him. I begged him to let me use the bathroom. I vomited. Back in the room he put his arm around me. On the drive back to the office he described what he wanted to do to me. He pushed me to accept a dinner and a movie.

    He held my hand in the movie, I had given in to the inevitable. He was going to do what he was going to do with me. He walked in with me at my apartment. He informed me, not asked for permission, but I said OK.

    I'm doing better, really I am. Still have anxiety but I've learned to control it with him. He's offered to marry me, but I'm keeping that option open. First I have to get to being comfortable with sex as an acceptable behavior for me.

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    # 76597 - by Sana / February 4, 2025
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    Straight Male / 43

    Got Caught Jerking Off By My Wife

    Been married about 20 years, I still masturbating occasionally even though we have great sex. I like to use a fresh pair of my wife's panties on my dick while smelling a pair of her used ones. One day she came home early and caught me I was embarrassed but she said she still masturbates occasionally also. She told me to finish while she watched as I was coming she took my cock in her mouth and finished me. She then straddled my face and I licked her pussy until she came

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    # 76574 - by Hal / February 3, 2025
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