We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Skeleton Part 3

My wife told me about how she always had a feeling about me because of the time she walked in on me and was blowing my load in my mouth. He said for me to go on with my story. I asked the guys for their name and my wife asked if the guys there were the same guys I told her that they were. She said this is going to make it very interesting. Carl asked if I remembered what was said as I was walking to the cabin and I told her I heard someone asked Carl if I was his cocksucker and he said that I am and the plan is to get me to suck them all off because he told them that I really love chubby guys and I said I didn’t know about that and he put a collar on my neck and a leash on my collar and I was dragged into the cabin and told me he’s going to play poker and I was going to be used as a bet and I was going to suck and swallow every guy and they were going to get blown whenever they wanted for the weekend. I was getting extremely euphoric telling my wife about how I sucked and swallowed a group of guys and all of them were there sitting around us and she was their target of interest and they wanted to see what happened and what she might do to me. Carl said I should tell her where they put me. I told her I was told to get on my back on the coffee table and they tied me to the table I had my head hanging off the end and they put a couple of cushions from the couch under my head for support. My wife asked me if I knew what they were going to do to me. He told her he said they’re going to throat me and she asked how were they going to do it because they’re all in wheelchairs. I told her the table was just the right height for my mouth to be a cock sleeve for them. I told her they would go back and forth in the wheelchair and Carl asked if I remember the table and he pointed to the coffee table in front of his couch my wife asked if that was the same one and Carl told her to look at it and on the legs have the marks the rope made when grandpa used it for him and his friends and she said that grandpa had his friends and she wanted to see them use the table they were happy to hear that and they asked her to sit and get comfortable and she told them they can do anything to me and they said they wanted this to happen and they asked if she could help them get naked and she was told that one of them was a very big cummer and she asked me if I swallowed his load before. When I told her I had liked a huge load she wanted to see him blow it in my mouth so I could show her. I was extremely euphoric and told my wife that I wanted to be her submissive nasty perverted toy and she could use me for her entertainment. She watched me sucking them off and swallowing loads and she had me sucking them off all weekend and in the box she found a video of me and I’ll tell you about it next time

  • Skeleton Part 2

    So we pulled in the driveway and I saw Carl is on the front porch in his wheelchair he said that I’m early and to come inside and my wife said to me that she thought he was not that big of a man she said he’s bigger than she thought from my description of him. He offered us something to eat and drink. She told him we had eaten but a cup of coffee was good. I told him I was sorry about his grandpa passing. My wife told him she was very curious about what his grandpa left for me and he said he didn’t expect my wife was coming with me she said I told her what I did on the way to his house and he asked me if I had told her everything. I said I told her most everything. She asked if there was more to it. Then she asked him for the box he had in his hands. She opened the box and said it looked like a box full of porn and she asked if she could get some answers while she looks at it. Carl told her she would be fully informed about everything in the box. She opened an envelope and dumped it on the table it was full of pictures of me and grandpa in the basement she asked if this was his grandpa and she showed him the picture and he said it was. She asked why was he sitting naked in the recliner chair with his hand on his penis. Carl said I was there to suck him off and he said that was the day he was told that I was a cocksucker and if Carl would like a blow job he could be next. She asked me if I wanted to do it for them and then he showed her the letter and she read it out loud she asked Carl did He humiliate me and he told her he knew that i got very euphoric and i would do anything he wanted. Then the doorbell rang and Carl went to the door and we heard several voices and we heard one person asking if i was there. Carl said i was and had my wife with me and he said he’s making a change in his plans and he said my wife is going to know everything about her cocksucking cum dump. They were around the table and they were smiling and they asked if i remember who they were. And I’m in shock when i realize who they are and what my wife would know about me and I’m sweating and my belly is twisting and my cock is a rock in my pants. Carl asked my wife if I told her about the fishing cabin she said that I didn’t tell her but she wanted to hear everything about it. All the guys in their wheelchairs were laughing at me and they wanted to see her reaction and they wanted to degrade me in front of my wife. She asked them if they were there when it happened and they said they were there for the whole weekend she said she had to hear what happened. Carl said I should start the story. I asked if he had something strong to drink because I needed it to get through and I might need a few more after that. He made me a very good strong whiskey and I started talking and said Carl grandpa gave him a van he could get his wheelchair in and drive. Carl was going to the fishing cabin for his birthday and grandpa didn’t want him to go alone because if something happens he wants me to go with him. I said I would and he said he was leaving early so I was to be ready to go at 630 am and he was giving me a big surprise. He asked me if I remembered what my surprise was and he wanted me to tell my wife what he gave me. I knew what he was doing and it was working and I was feeling very euphoric about what I was about to tell my wife and said he gave me a girls skirt and top and he told me to go back and put the clothes on. I told her that I was very feminine looking at that age. He told me I’m going to wear the clothes for the weekend so I better get used to it. She asked me if I had any pictures of that. He said he’s going to show her as i tell her. He told her it’s a very nasty degrading story and he asked her if she wanted to hear more and she said she wanted to hear more and she wanted to hear the nasty degrading things about the weekend because she had an idea of what to do with me. He looked at me and said tell her everything that happened and he said he’s going to tell her if I couldn’t remember or didn’t want to tell her. He told me to tell her what happened when we got to the cabin and the boys first got a look at me. I said Carl told them I was his cousin and he told them my name was Donna then I felt a chill run up my spine and my euphoria shot me to the moon and I saw my wife and I knew I was going to tell her everything that happened and I was going to put myself in a place that I didn’t know how she was going to feel about me.

    I have to make another part to the story.

    Skeleton Is Out

    I’ve been married for 5 years and I have a skeleton I’ve never told my wife about what I did when I was a teen. Several times she asked me if I ever did something sexual and didn’t want her to know. She told me about what she did and she told me something very perverted she was involved in and her story was very euphoric for me and I almost told her mine but I didn’t. She knew there was something there but the way she found out was a very euphoric experience.

    She took a phone call and told me my friend Carl had called and told her that his grandpa passed away and he wanted me to come and pay my respects. And he also told her that he had a package for me that his grandpa left for me. When she told me he called my head was spinning because his grandpa and Carl were the skeleton in my closet. She told me she’s going with me and she told me he said we could stay in his house for the time we were there and I thought how am I going to keep her from finding out because Carl has a big mouth and he loved to humiliate and degrade me and he knows how euphoric I can get when he does it. I tried to talk her out of staying at his house but she was asking me about how I knew Carl and was he a close friend and why she never heard me talk about him to her and what did I think is the package That he left me. I told her I had no idea what the package is about her answer was for me to pack my bag because we’re going to get going and I took a shower and grabbed my bag and we were on our way.

    It’s a 3 hours drive and she was asking me about everything about Carl and his grandpa and I told her that when my mom was going to nursing school she was working too and we moved closer to where she could save some time and we moved to a small cottage in the backyard of Carl’s grandpa house she felt comfortable with leaving me at the house because grandpa would keep an eye on me while she did what she needed to. And Carl came to live with grandpa because his mom and dad had an accident and died and he was in a wheelchair and didn’t die with them but he would be confined to the wheelchair and I told her that we became very good friend. She asked me if I had any problems when I was living there. She kept asking me about Carl and I told her all her questions will be answered because I told her Carl has a very big mouth and I’m sure he’s very excited to tell her everything. That thought was a very scary feeling and I wondered what would happen when she heard the things I did before she knew me. Back then I was sucking Carl and his grandpa off every day and I wondered if when she hears it is she going to divorce me. I then I thought what if she got turned on and then I asked her what she might do if she was told something nasty perverted about me and she told me how perverted and how nasty was I talking about. I felt my penis getting hard because I knew I was about to drop a bomb on her and I told her I had said it’s like a couple of stories she told me about her and she looked at me with her smile and said she wanted me to tell her everything from the first time. I blurted out that I was sucking on grandpa and Carl every day. She asked if I was gay and I told her no not gay I wanted to suck cock to swallow spunk and she was asking questions and I told her I’m sure Carl is going to really enjoy my humiliating me when he tells her everything about it because I told her he really loved to see me degrade myself and I told her I get very euphoric and I told her I’ll do anything I’m told no matter how nasty and degrading it is. I told her when I saw Carl’s grandpa sitting in a chair with a hard penis and his big belly the site turned me on and she asked if it was a big penis. I told her not very big but he had the biggest balls I ever saw and he wanted to know if I ever tasted cum before and i said only my own and I told him I really loved the taste and he said he’ll let me suck him off only if I swallowed his loads. I asked him if he wanted me on my knees and he told me on the coffee table on my back and have my head hang over the end of the table and he said he heard my mom talking to me when she took me to the dentist and she said she talked to the dentist and he said she needs to be careful with me because I don’t have a gag reflex and I need to be careful when I have a ice pop. I asked him what it meant to not have a gag reflex and he told me he’s going to train me to get my throat fucked and make me the best dick sucking cum dump. I got quite and I looked at my wife to ask her what she was thinking she told me about how my story was making her hot and very wet she grabbed my hand and put my hand between her legs and said see how wet she was and i told her there’s a river running down her legs and she wanted to stop and get cleaned up. I told her Carl is going to tell her everything about grandpa and him and I told her that it’s going to get a lot nastier and I told her I love her.

  • I Didn't Use Like Baseball Until I Learned About Scoring

    I was a senior accountant and our CFO invited me to go with him to Amarillo to talk with a supplier. He told the controller I needed the exposure. It wasn't refusable. Our controller told me to wear jeans, and a menstrual pad, in case he wanted to get friendly.

    We checked into the Holliday Inn, our rooms were next to each other. He said that he was going to watch the game, if I got bored to just come on over. I got a call thirty minutes later, he said to come on over. I could come in my jamies if I wanted.

    He knocked on the door, and wrap myself up, it wasn't appropriate for me to step out of the room like that. Bra and panties. I'm just not into baseball. I had on, over my bra and panties, my nightgown. When I sat on the bed, he said no nightgown I wasn't outside.

    He was only interested in a home run, first base was for babies. by the time the game was in the fifth inning, he had scored a home run. The controller never told me what to wear after I went to my room after supper.

    He scored again after the game was over. I've been watching baseball ever since, I'm not saying he gets past first or second base every time, but he does score a home run often enough to keep my interest. .

    I Don't Believe What's Happening With Me

    We were waiting on a table. A man kept staring at me. My friend told me he was scoping out my ass. I felt like I was a lamb and he was a wolf, drooling for me. After we were seated I lost sight of him. But when we left he was there and he followed me with his eyes.

    I had never felt hunted like I did that night. I didn't sleep well, and I dreamed that he caught me. I woke up wet from night sweats. Wet between my legs. My friend told me he had gotten in my head.

    It was many weeks later and I ran into him at a different restaurant. He was there with a woman. I saw him kiss her and I lost it, I had never felt so jealous. I wanted to leave, I felt rejected.

    I don't understand this. (

  • I Was Only Trying To Help The Kid

    I'm a single Mom caught up in a tricky situation and I'm an emotional wreck now. My son Randy 15, was being bullied at school, his grades were going down and the school was absolutely no help at all.

    On evening after my shower I went passed his door and he was sobbing . I opened the door and I asked him if he was ok. He told me to go away and just leave him alone. But it was breaking my heart to know he was hurting so.

    I went in and lay on the bed with him in the dark and we began to talk. Then I found out his GF had dumped him and he said he felt all alone. As we talked I held him close. His head was against my breast and as we talked he began to snuggle my breast with his head. I tried to talk to him about school. but he told me he didn't want to talk about it he just wanted to be held by his "Mommy".

    I put my hand behind his head and pressed his face to my breasts. He took his hand and started to slide it under my tank top. I stopped him and then he pleaded that he just wanted to snuggle.

    He was snuggling and massaging my breasts and when he pressed his hips against me, I could feel that he had an erection. I slipped my hand down and sure enough, he was rock hard, and I'll add rather big.

    I told him that as long as "Mommy" was there, he would never be alone. He took my hand and put it on his hard penis. Suddenly a wave of passion came over me and I sucked his penis until he bucked and gasped filling my mouth with his cum.

    I lay there in bed with him for a long time and when he fell asleep, I went on to my room. That morning when I went in to get him up for school, he was laying there naked with his hard cock in his hand. Then he says " I don't think I'm going to school today". Then he patted the bed and motioned me to come over.

    Now I can't resist and I'm an emotional wreck. I know this can't continue. I was only trying to help the kid, now he wants to be sucked off almost every day, and I'm enjoying it.

    We Where Supposed To Be Alone

    My hubby to be and i had a date planned. We here going to go out for dinner then come home and play. By play I mean some good sex. I dressed the part wore a tight red dress I’m 5 foot tall 145 lbs. I have a nice pair of d cup tits and a really big bubble butt that most people guys and women have a tendency to slap grab probe and pinch. It was a fitted red dress I wore a white G string and matching bra. It showed off my curves and barely covered my ass. If I bent over without being careful my cheeks would pop out short. I wanted to get him horny so I grabbed my red ruby butt plug and figured at dinner i would run into the restroom and insert it in. Then i thought about it and went ahead and inserted it before we left. I wanted to show him and get him worked up. I purposely bent over to see if it showed. My cheeks showed but not the plug. I figured I would pull my dress up a little while walking in front of him and show him what he was going to get. We got to the restaurant sat down and if when I sat down the chair was all wood so it was hard. I could hear the plug hit the chair and I could really feel it. I was rocking back and forth slowly and it felt like a small cock in my ass. I started to get excited and my nipples where clearly visible. My fiancé asked if I was cold because my nipples cut cut glass at this point. I excused my self and as i stood up and walked to the rest room I saw him looking at me walk and I flipped my skirt showing him my ass and plug. An older guy at the bar got a look as well but I don’t care. Got back he is horny we get to the car making out. His hand all over me one hand finds the tip of the plug and he pulls and pulls in it I get into it and I start rubbing my clit. We rush home and as we pull up a couple of his buddies had just pulled up and wanted to hang out. A total of 5 wanted to play poker.

    My fiancé does have a really nice bar at our house they used to play but i was ready and primed and so was he. They come in and I figure fuck I might as well as go upstairs and finish myself off. As I sit down mad at on a chair and it sounds like a knock on the door. One of them says someone is at the door knocking. My fiancé looks at me and i stand up yank my dress’s way above my ass around my hips and tell the guys that my ass was knocking and start to walk off. The 5 guys all said fuck poker and let’s poke her. I laughed and said sorry boys I’m not a slut like that. This was for my man. 2 minutes later I was upstairs getting railed while guys where downstairs. My husband to be was so worked up he didn’t last. To be honest my ass is right and I take anal well so I have never really had a guy last a long time. I rub myself and cum while they pound away so it gets them going and blow the load in me. He went back down stairs about an hour later i showered and went to bed. The next morning he woke up about an hour after i did. We had coffee and he said that the guys all wanted a piece of you. One guy offered cash one offered an old car he has. I told him he was smart because if anyone other then him would have come up I would have packed up and left. I may dress like a slut for him but I am.

    Not a slut. Just curious ..

    I Embarrassed Myself Infront Of My Son

    This has happened to me a month ago. I am over the guilt trip but this is a confession i can’t share with anyone.

    I am a lonely mother who hasn’t dated anyone for 7 years. My husband passed away due to a terminal disease and I decided to never fill his place.

    Being alone for so many years life was not easy. From raising my son to carry out the expenses and maintaining the house i was pretty occupied. But this had made me very deprived and i had begun to indulge in self pleasure for stress release.

    I have been doing it enough and never had any problem in my life. But a month ago i was going through some stress due to my lost job and financial condition. In the moment i forgot to lock my door and was pleasuring myself on my bed while i kept the tv at high volume to hide my moans.
    I was so invested into it that I wasn’t covering my body at all and was going intensely fast. I was just about to conclude when suddenly my son barged in complaining about the live volume. He paused and i could see him in shock but i was so close that i couldn’t stop myself. I don’t know what took me over may be it was the fear and embarrassment that fueled my climax but i literally exploded that day. My squirt sprayed all over the place and i could see his eyes witnessing the same. I was so embarrassed i couldn’t say a word and nor could i move my hand away from my hole.
    He didn’t say a word and turned back to his room.

    For weeks i couldn’t even look up to his eyes in shame. Eversince that day he hasn’t come to my room nor spoke about it. I was really embarrassed of what i did and how silly i was to forget the lock but even at all this i have to confess i never felt so good an orgasm ever before and i sometimes crave to experience it once again but now feel ashamed to pleasure myself.

    Can’t Believe I Liked That

    My bf and i decided to take a cruise just a quick one that leaves LB and comes back in a few days. At the last minute he bf was invited or so that what was said happened. I didn’t care he is a nice guy a little on the heavy side but nice. Our room was just a few door from each other. The cruise ships room are like boxes. All lined up and packed in. Thin walls which is the main focus of this confession. First day we hit the pool and grab some drinks I’m 5 foot tall 140 lbs curvy body type. Big boobs big ass big hips. I have never had a problem getting a date ok. We are definitely feeling the booze I am we head back to the room my bf is playing grab ass with me. I’m horny specially with his hands grabbing at my ass tits and wet pussy when in the elevator. He kissed me and could feel hands all over me. Felt great to be honest we get to the room I’m talking to him telling him that I need to be fucked. We get to the room and I’m instantly thrown to the bed and feel him licking me. Bikini bottoms pulled tot he side top off. I’m getting ready to cum and I am sucking on my bf cock when i realized i had my bfs cock in my mouth then I felt a rather large dick splitting my pussy open. It was his bestie that was fucking me. I felt his hands grip my hips and he thrusted in me and I tensed up and hard a rather long hard orgasm. I fucking squirted all over the bed. He never stopped fucking me just got all wet from me and kept pounding away at me. They switched spots and I was flipped on my knees and pounded doggy style. I heard a knock my bf went to see who it was all the while the cock still in my mouth. I hear his voice say keep sucking me. I want the security guy at the door to see you sucking dick. All I said was yes baby and tried to out his dick down my throat. My bf was covered up and the guy at the door asked if we could keep it down a bit. I was at and angle where I could see the door a bit. My mouth stuffed with cock and some random guy watching me just bob up an down on a cock. The door was closed I was flipped around and this went on for a couple of hours. The next couple of days I was used like a little slut and loved it. I sucked a lot of dick and had both holes fucked over and over those few days. It was the best vacation.

    When we got back to normal life I was a little confused on what would happen. My bf from the time ended up cheating on me and we broke up. I continued to fuck his bestie and actually fucked a few more of his friends. All one night stands not at the same time. I found that I did enjoy having at least to cocks at one time. I did not care for the DP that fucking hurt. Felt like I was going to be split in half. I should have had the bigger cock in my pussy and the smaller cock in my ass. That might have helped. I’d definitely try it again if the right guys were willing to share me. I don’t go out looking for a spit roasting but if the situation happened to present it self I would definitely go through with it. Shortly after I let a friend and his dad go at me. That’s a longer confession for another day

  • I Gave In To My Son, Now I'm A Emotional Wreck.

    After almost two years of fighting the temptation, I gave in to desire and had sex with my son. Now I'm an emotional wreck, it just wasn't supposed to happen.

    When Robbie was 16, his dad and I were divorced and the two of us wound up living in a small apartment. I was so depressed that I started drinking a little more than usual, actually a lot more. More than once I woke up naked or just in panties not remembering much after a night on the town with the girls. All I did vaguely remember was that sometimes Robbie was in my bed too, it was like some kind of dream.

    He kept getting a little more aggressive, just playing around. Sometimes we would just wrestle around on the bed and he would pin me down and pull open my robe exposing my breasts. Sometimes in the morning he would come up behind me and put his arms around me while I was standing at the sink and grind his cock against me. I had watched him shower and knew he had a big one. I had actually watched him towel off as his half hard cock dangled around. But as excited as I was,I just walked away.

    Robbie graduated from high school 2 weeks ago and was getting ready to enter the Air Force on a delayed enlistment program. We went to the beach for the weekend to celebrate graduation and I knew he was leaving in a few days. After an afternoon of too many cocktails by the pool we were getting ready to go out to dinner. I was in the shower and I heard Robbie ask if there was room for two. In a weak, alcohol fueled moment I told him to come on in if her dared.

    My resistance finally broke down as we washed each other's bodies. We both were trembling as I stroked his fine young cock and he shot several streams of cum. When we got out and were drying off, his cock began to get hard and he pressed it up against me.

    I took him by the hand and led him to the bedroom and pushed him down on the bed and climbed on top. My pussy must have still been wet as his cock just slid right in. I rocked back and forth really slow watching the look in his face. That cock that I had resisted so long felt wonderful and I shook and rocked as we both came really hard.

    We fucked several times that weekend , he loved it when I sucked and teasingly stroked his cock making him twitch. I was loving it too, I just couldn't get enough.

    Now he's gone away to the Air Force and I'm such an emotional wreck. For almost 2 years I didn't give in to the temptation, knowing he had a beautiful body and such a fine young cock. I really didn't want to fuck my young son. Yet, I almost tremble thinking about that last weekend together.