We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

My Fetish

I’m a man and I had a secret that I kept from my wife. Many times I wanted to tell her but I thought she would be very upset if she knew. It’s something about what I did before she knew me. It was when I was sucking off a few old men in my neighborhood. They were the age of my grandpa and I was around 13 when it started.
So when I was told that my wife was diagnosed with breast cancer and she had a few months. Her friend who worked with her wanted to give her a party while she was able to enjoy it. She wanted to do something that my wife and her had talked about.
She asked me if I wanted to do something special. I asked her what did she have in mind and she told me she wants to hypnotize me and my wife could ask me things and I would be honest with her. So that’s what she did for my wife’s party. I don’t remember what she asked me or what I did until a year after my wife passed away and I was invited to her friends house for dinner. After dinner and having a few drinks in the living room she put a movie on and she said I’ve never seen this one before and she told me to get comfortable. She sat next to me and her husband was in his recliner chair and I had a full frontal view of him and could see him and the movie at the same time. He was a chubby man around 70 and he was wearing a pair of very loose shorts. And that’s what my fetish is. I always liked a chubby old man with a big belly and I like him to have a hard penis that is about 5 to 9 inches. She asked me to watch the movie and if I had any questions to ask her. I saw it was a video of my wife’s party and she asked if I remember any of this. I said I didn’t. She told me that I really enjoyed it and so did my wife. I was in a chair in front of a few of my wife’s friends and I was hypnotized. I heard my wife ask me about what my secret was and she told me to tell her. I told her about sucking off the old men and I told her that when I saw a chubby old man it got me excited and she asked me what would I do if I saw that. I couldn’t believe what I was watching and hearing myself say with the other women and her husband was there and she asked me if there was a chubby old man that showed me his penis would I suck him off. I heard myself say in the video that I would do it for their entertainment.
I saw in the video her husband told me to get on my knees and put his penis in my mouth and my mouth went to work on him.

As I was watching the video I saw standing up and dropping his shorts and he looked at me and said he’s got a few weeks of a load for me and I heard on the video he asked if I was going to swallow his load and I said that I wanted him to give me a big load and he said he’s going to really enjoy seeing me swallowing his cream because he said he’s never seen anyone that could swallow it all he asked me if I remembered how much he blew the last time and I said I didn’t. He said he’s got one saved and he told me that he’s got a load about 4 times the size and he sat down on the edge of the chair and he said he remembered me saying how I like him to sit that way and I heard her say that my wife told her that I found it very exciting to be blackmailed. Then she said she didn’t like sucking him off and he really loved having his dick sucked and when he blew his load and I swallowed it all he said he’s going to be using my mouth a lot more. And he told me he’s been looking forward to seeing me again and I asked what they wanted from me and she told me that they were going to tell everyone about my video and they were going to give a copy of it to everyone I know so I was told that I was going to be a cum bucket for him and he told me he’s going to have a few friends that he’s going to share me with. I got back to sucking him off and when he blew his load he was holding my head down on his cock and he asked me if I was ready for a belly full of ball juice. I felt the first rope going down my throat with another one right after the first and I was swallowing and I swallowed every drop he was unloading in my throat and he told me that was fucking amazing and he told me he’s going to really love using my throat and he asked me if I can swallow more cum I said that I would have to get used to swallowing that much but yes I wanted to swallow more than he told his wife about having me at his poker game to suck his friends off.. and that’s what I did.
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  • Shower With Mom And Dad.

    We had spent 5 days at Disney World when I was 13 years old. The morning when we were scheduled to fly home , we didn't get our wakeup call from the hotel desk. I woke up to my Mom yelling that we had overslept and might miss our flight back home.

    We had already packed except for the clothes we were going to wear home. Mom told Dad and I to jump in the shower while she sorted things out and called a Taxi. After a few minutes she told us to hurry up and to my surprise ,Dad told her she had better jump in with us if we were going to make it on time.

    Mom stepped right in with us and we were laughing and giggling as we all got soapy. Mom told us she couldn't believe we were all showering together. Mom had a great figure and her big boobs really stood out with the tan lines she had developed that week.

    At 13, I was already a growing boy and was very hairy, not to mention horny. LOL We all kept rubbing up against each other as we moved around and I got one of those teenage boners. I kept trying to keep my back turned, but Mom looked down at my hairy, hard young cock. She said to my Dad " Looks like we've got another man in the family". He took a quick look and then he climbed out of the shower telling us to get a move, we're late.

    Mom and I got out too and as we were drying off, I kept glancing at her boobs and hairy bush, Mom took her towel and rubbed my stomach and watched my hard cock swing around. I was just standing there frozen as she cupped my cock and balls in her hand and jiggled them around. "He's definitely a growing boy " she told my Dad. Dad told her to stop fooling around, we we're gonna miss our flight.

    We hurried got dressed and rushed down to catch our ride. We made our flight on time and on the way home I kept thinking about Mom's naked body and how exciting it was to show her my hard young cock.

    Shocking Pictures Of My Son

    During Spring break, my son and his friends from church went to South Carolina to a baseball camp , Christian retreat for boys. When he came home and I asked him about the trip he told me all about it, but when I asked him if he took many pictures, he was somewhat evasive.

    I spoke with one of the other moms whose kid went to the camp also and she said she had heard some gossip about the camp and she didn't think her son would be going back again. She didn't really have much more to say on the subject.

    My curiosity got the better of me and I was able to check his tablet and found a file labeled "Camp". I discovered 8-10 jaw dropping pictures that just knocked me over. There were pictures of my son as well as other young boys (14-16) from our church in the nude. Some were pictures of the 3-4 boys from the church team in a shower room and they were erect as if comparing penis size or just showing off for the camera.

    There was a picture of my son and others I knew in their dorm room butt naked with big erect penises and they had our school name "PHS '24" spelled out on each one's stomach ! I even saw a picture of some boys holding other boys hard penises !

    What's really bothering me now is after I had a few drinks to settle my nerves, I began to have a look at the pictures again. One kid from church, who has always hung around our house since he was 12, has a really big penis and he's only 16. I know it's been a while since I was a teenager, but perhaps I've forgotten how hot teen guys could be.

    I'm now beginning to think of my son differently every time I see him walking around in his boxers with that bulge in the mornings....

  • Wife Outed Me

    I have videos of myself having sex with other men. My wife took one of the discs to a neighborhood party, and while I was outside with some friends, she put it in the player. All of our friends and neighbors saw me sucking cocks and being fucked on the big screen TV. It had apparently been playing quite awhile before someone came by and mentioned I may like to see the movie that was on. I went inside just in time to see a cum shot hit my face. Everyone was laughing and applauding. I was so embarrassed I left the house immediately, and stayed out there for the rest of the evening. I knew the video was four hours long, and every time would look in the window, there were still people watching, so I couldn't sneak in and get the video back.
    I've taken a lot of kidding about this incident. Some have asked if there was any more videos? I truthfully answer yes, and let them watch as many of them as they like. If you would like to see one, do a search for mountainman blow job. That is me sucking cock.

    Prostitute Or Not?

    The definition of Prostitute is someone who engages in sexual activity for payment. I don't mean to brag but I am pretty darn attractive. All through high school and college I traded sexual favors to teachers in exchange for good grades. Technically I received payment so my question is, was I a prostitute?

  • Paranoid And Ashamed

    I recently thought my wife may be cheating on me. Nothing solid just little things I noticed around the bedroom. So I went online and got one of those motion activated spy cams that looks like an ordinary household object. I set it up in the bathroom and started checking it every day. I get home around 5pm and wife around 6pm. So I had an hour every day to check video. A few days ago I finally got video and figured I had busted her. Boy was I wrong.
    Our 14 yr old daughter triggered the camera. She gets home from school at 3:30pm and the video started at 3:40pm. She walked into our bedroom and went straight to our closet. We have a small suitcase filled with a good collection of sex toys. She pulled out the case, put it on the bed and opened it. Then I watched as she stripped down. I was staring at my naked daughter on screen. When she turned in the direction of the camera I noticed her pussy was completely shaved bald. I couldn't stop looking. I couldn't believe the toy she pulled out. We have a huge black realistic dildo. The thing is a foot long with balls, a suction cup and a 10 inch shaft big around as a beer can. I watched as she stuck the suction cup on the hardwood floor. She dug back into the case and pulled out a bottle of lube. She poured some in her hand and stroked the dildo. Then she rubbed some on her pussy. She dug back into the case and pulled out a "magicwand" vibrator. If you have never seen one it is a vibrator on steroids! She lowered herself on the dildo and I was amazed as a few inches disappeared inside her.
    Now to the ashamed part. I was over the shock and was starting to touch myself. She started moving up and down on the dildo when she turned on the vibrator and started working her clit. I know what this vibrator does to my wife and it only took a few minutes and my daughter was shaking and screaming. After her orgasm she dropped the vibrator and planted the palms of her hands on the floor and started fucking the dildo like she was trying to drive it through the floor! Again ASAMED but I was stroking my cock and it was hard as a rock. I couldn't believe it but this tiny 14 year old was going down on this monster toy and taking all of it down to the balls. My wife can only take maybe 7 inches! She bottomed out on the dildo and stopped holding the entire thing inside her. She grabbed the vibrator again and put it on her clit for only a minute when she got off again. And so did I. I shot my load all over the floor by the computer.
    I watched the video as she cleaned off the toy and floor. She put things back, closed the case and put it back into the closet. Picked up her clothes and walked out of the room.
    I had to clean up my own mess and process the fact I just watched my daughter do this amazing sexual act and further, I jacked off to it.

    Burned In My Brain

    At 14 I saw something that I could never unsee. Mom was out of town overnight and I was supposed to sleep over at a friends. Well we got in a fight so I went home. It was maybe 7-8 in the evening. I came in the back door and heard some noises from the living rom. I figured dad was watching TV. NOPE!!! I got a shock when I walked in and dad was naked, bent over the arm of the couch and a strange black man was fucking him in the butt. The black man saw me. He stopped, grabbed his clothes and walked out the door. Of course dad was somewhat embarrassed. As was I...

    Caught Looking For Panties, In The Worst Possible Way

    My friend's parents and his younger sister went away for the night so all the guys went round for a drinking session party. The entire night I couldn't shake the horny idea of sneaking into his sister's room and looking through her panties. As the night went on, I would try every time I went upstairs to pee, to see if I could sneak into his sister's room quickly and steal some or see what else she had in her drawers.

    Eventually, as everyone was pretty drunk and rowdy downstairs, I realised it was a good time to be quick into her room and take a peak. I went in, in the dark, opened her top drawer and - bingo - I found all her underwear. I pulled out a bra, but it was pretty unattractive. A beige thing, disappointingly unsexy or flattering. Then I pulled out a pair of panties but they were again like horrible old granny panties. Something wasn't right.

    As I was holding these panties, I looked to the side and suddenly realised someone was in her bed right next to me, looking at me. It was his Grandma. His very old Grandma who was developing dementia and was now living with them, and staying in that room. She hadn't gone away with the parents. She'd stayed home with my friend. She'd gone to bed early, as Grandmas do, and was now staring at me. I think she was probably scared and already feeling intimidated by all the guys having a rowdy drinking session downstairs.

    I was, and am still, mortified by what happened. I never saw her again before she died maybe a year later. In a way I felt relieved that nobody would ever find out from her, and even though it was a mistake I didn't mean for, I know I did a terrible thing.

    He Didn’t Say Anything

    When I was 18 I worked at a fast food place and hated it. There were a few cute guys but no one that I really wanted to hook up with. I was bored one day at work and one of the cute guys that was older was flirting with me. I’m a cute girl librarian look is what I have been told. I have nice tits and a nice ass. We were off work and we ended up hanging out after work. He said he would take me home and I agreed to go. We got to his car and we ended up messing around. I wasn’t going to fuck him in his car but I let him feel me up and went down on him. He ended up having a big cock and was surprised. I sucked away and figured he would last a little longer than he did. I would suck away and then lick the head while jerking him off. Did this for a bit until i went to lick and jerk off when he shot 2 giant streams of cum across my lips face and hair. The last was a dribble that I caught in my mouth. He apologized and handed me an old shirt to wipe my face off. I cleaned myself up the best I could and had him stop at a gas station so I could use the restroom and use a wet towel to wipe my face which felt sticky. I walked into the gas station a cute guy behind the counter asked if I was ok. I asked for the rat room and went in. I looked in the mirror and had globs of cum in my hair and to the side of my face. I was so embarrassed when I walked out the clerk asked me for my number. Said he thought I would be fun. I blew past him got into the car and quit my job the next day. That was the las time I let anyone convince me to blow them in the car.

  • Black Chick

    I'll keep this short and sweet. I haven't had a lot of variety in my life. Actually none, I dated the same girl from sophomore high-school all the way up until 2 months ago. Last Friday I got my cock sucked in my car while I was with this black girl from a party I went to. I went to school with her before I graduated, but never got to do anything with her. She was a couple grades below me.

    We were smoking weed in the car and one thing led to another we started making out. It was so fucking good, she's one of those black girls with big dick sucking lips. I couldn't wait to get them around the tip of my cock so I started to use my hand on the back of her head to coax her down to my cock.

    Bro her head was like a fucking vacuum on my dick, I don't know if it was because I was stoned or if her head is really that good but I starting busting in like 12 seconds. There was so much cum, and she was laughing while I felt embarrassed as fuck but I was so dizzy after that nut I didn't give a shit. Black girls can really suck the hell out of a dick. Least this one could.