We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Caught Them And I Watched

I used to hang out over at my buddies house when we were younger all the time. Prior to us driving. I was almost 16 and would hang out at my buddy Justin’s house. He would spend the night and I would spend the next night. We were always together. His mom and dad were pretty cool let us get away with a lot of shit. She was not the hottest women ever. But she was good looking she had 2 kids 2 boys one was in college when this happened. I was spending the night her husband my buddies dad was a police officer a detective. Some times I could hear him leaving in the middle of the night or in the middle of the day because of a crime scene or something had happened. Always leaving at random times. His mom sometimes would get bothered and sometimes she wouldn’t care. My buddy was really into smoking weed. So we were out back and he had lit one up and was fucking stoned. We had gone up to his room and he past out I was laying there trying to fall asleep when I heard some people talking. Our door was cracked and I crawled over to look down the hall. My buddies mom was sitting at the edge of her bed and was talking to her husband who was getting dressed. I saw him grab his handgun and put the harness on over his shoulder grabbed his wallet and told his wife that’s what I do I can’t help it. Il be back as soon as I can. She was a little louder then he was and I heard her say because of your job I never get fucked. I had an instant hard on. She had on a robe that has opened up and I saw that she was wearing matching panties and bra. When your 15 and you see a women who you thought was cute in a pair of matching panties and bra she goes from average a 5 to a fucking 20. I was rock hard. She got up I heard the door close and she never came back up. I went shook my buddy and he was out. I put my shirt on and walked downstairs only wearing my basketball shorts. I pretended to grab a drink and as I walked out of the kitchen. There sat Kathy his mom on the couch. She asked if she was being to loud. I said no I was having trouble sleeping. Told her that her son was out and snoring. She had a glass of wine and got up and poured herself another one. When she came back she sat next to me and we talked. When she sat down her robe top came open a bit. She was little blushed from the wine. I asked her if she was ok and the booze must have made her have loose lips and she spilled the beans. Told me she was mad at her husband and was tired of always being alone and she didn’t know what to do. This was a lot for a 15 year old and as she was talking and moving her robe was coming undone. She gulped down her glass of wine and I offers to refill it. She said yes not skipping a beat venting to me. I filled that fucking glass to the rim. She took a big gulp to avoid spilling it. I had sat right next to her and had put my hand on her leg. She rested her head down on my shoulder and I kept moving my hand up and down now on her inner thigh. So close to her hot spot that I could feel the fabric of her panties with my fingers. I then stated to rub her through the panties. I could feel the fabric getting really wet. The harder I pushed and moved around the more noise she made. She looked at me and I leaned in to kiss her. She said please done tell anyone I told her I would never say a word. At this point I had her tone and bra off. She lifted herself up so o could take the robe off. She leaned back on the couch and I moved her panties to the side and I did what o had seen in porn and licked away at her ass and pussy. I found the spot that she would make really loud noises. She sat me down and blew me. I shot a loud after a few pumps down her throat. I told her to keep sucking and I was hard again within a few sucks. I sat down on the couch and she rode me for what seems like forever. She is a biter and kept biting my shoulder as I fucked her. She asked me to force a finger into her ass as she rode me. She took my virginity that night and from that night on she was my first everything. We acted normal when people where around but when we wen tot bed and her husband and my buddy where gone or stoned we would fuck away. I really had the best of both worlds because I dated o other girls my age but would fuck her on the side. I am engaged now to a wonderful women my age. I still to this day fuck her on the side. It’s easier now that we are older but her mouth pussy and ass belong to me. That’s what she says anyway. She gives me the guilt trip that I won’t need her anymore. I feel connected to her in a weird way. Things she has done for me are amazing. I appreciate all the ass she gave me during those early odd teenage years.

  • I Sucked The Cock That Fucked My Girl

    I have an older, extremely sexual girlfriend. She is 37 and divorced. She's pushed all types of boundaries but the most embarrassing of them was this past weekend. She wanted me to watch her get fucked, and I did. I fucked her sloppy seconds, then she pushed my head between her legs to lick it all up, while he watched. He got hard again, and half way through fucking her she pushed my head down and made him pull out. I sucked the cock that just fucked her, then I swallowed it down.

    She laughed at me, saying she didn't intend for me the take his load much less swallow it, and they both laughed and told me I must be a sissy boy since I wanted to eat his sperm. he kept asking how many others I've sucked on, the answer was none, she was talking about how I must have liked the taste coming out of her pussy and needed more direct from the spout.

    I honestly; didn't want to see her again I was so embarrassed. she came by today and fucked the living shit out of me. She is by far the most honest, sexual woman I've ever come across.

    I'm at a crossroad, I know she will want me to do it again but I don't know. It was so damn embarrassing

    Growing Up One Afternoon When I Was Sixteen

    Pretty. That's what I was called when I was thirteen. I was in an accident and my face was cut and nerves in my cheek were damaged, resulting in a crooked smile, a lower eye lobe, and a nonresponsive cheek. That and a scar that turned red when I was embarrassed.

    The rest of me was normal, I had decent tits, a decent ass, legs and hair. I used makeup on the scar, but the facial paralysis was permanent and I had to live with it.

    I got a part time job when I was sixteen at the golden arches. A guy came in and ordered to eat in. He talked to me, told me I had nice tits. It embarrassed me, he asked me if I'd been fucked. I was terribly self conscious, he pointed to a motorcycle and said he wanted to take me for a ride.

    I hung on to him, he was riding fast. He took me to an apartment complex. Once inside he told me to let my tits out. Sucking on my nipples he worked my pants down, lowered his face to lick me, getting me down on the floor where he ate me. He crawled over me and fucked me.

    He dropped me back off near the Mickey D's. I walked home, I got home in time to put dinner on. My mother came in while I was setting the table. She pulled me around, my top was on inside out. "What have you been doing?". She knew, stripped me out of my pants, his semen in my underpants. There wasn't anything that could be done, except hope I wasn't pregnant.

    I became a woman, my mother never treated me like a girl again.

  • Girl Gets Spanked On Stage

    Last night at the club was wild! This girl was up on stage, and a dude decided to pick her up and flip her upside down. Everyone in the crowd, including me, was cheering, expecting some wild stunt or something

    Then, out of nowhere, he started pulling down her panties, exposing her ass! The crowd went nuts, screaming and all. The girl tried to cover up with her hands; she clearly didn't see this coming lol

    The guy smacked her ass four times, and with each hit, it jiggled like crazy lmao

    When he put her back on her feet, she completely lost her balance and fell over lol but instead of helping her, he picked her up, made her bend over, and smacked her ass once again lol

    I wish we could have seen her face, but she ran off the stage

    My friends and I were laughing our heads off, and some guys in the crowd were like, "Did that just happen?"

    Funniest thing I've seen at a club lol

    Humiliated By Younger Pt.2 (second Half)

    I got out of the shower, my mind still on what had just happened. I was still thinking about how he pleasured me with his foot. How humiliating it was and disgusting at the same time and how horny I got from it.
    I came out of the bathroom, put on a thin bathrobe and went out onto the terrace to get some sun.
    After a while, the boys came out too.
    Without saying anything, they slipped my bathrobe off and squeezed my tits. One of them stood to my left and one to my right, both with their cocks out right next to my face. I automatically licked them and jerked them off while the third one spread my legs. He penetrated me directly and fucked me slowly. I took turns sucking the other two cocks while they pinched my nipples. I started to moan and got really horny. Then they lifted me up, one of them lay down and I lay on top of him. His cock slowly penetrated me and the other one came from behind and pushed his cock into me too. But in my asshole. All my holes filled with that young dick. I loved it. I moaned while the cock of the third one fucked my throat. I could hear one of them say to me: "Shut up. The neighbors can hear you." Then they ripped the bathrobe off completely and dp'd me hard. I could feel my pussy getting dripping wet. I was hypnotized. Everything around me didn't matter, I just wanted to be fucked. And even before one of them came, I did. So hard that I squirted again. I moaned loudly and my legs shook a lot. Then I felt my throat fill with cum and I swallowed. The guy I was sitting on came inside me and pumped my c**t full of cum.

    The third stood up, pulled me by the arm and pressed my face against the fence. He penetrated my ass again and fucked me hard.
    The fence wasn't completely closed. If someone walked past it, they would see me. And that's what happened. A man from the neighborhood walked right past me with his dog. He stopped, looked straight at me and bit his lip. But he went on without saying anything (two years later he also fucked me but that's another story).
    It only turned me on more to be seen like that. The boy slapped my ass cheeks while still penetrating me hard. Then he came too. He pulled his cock out of me, turned me around and pushed me down. He cum on my face and on my tits. Then they went back inside with the words, "Make breakfast for us."

  • Humiliated By Younger Pt.2

    I don't know exactly how to start the second part. Maybe I'll go into a little more detail here. One thing I remember very clearly:

    I was already addicted to them and enjoyed the way they treated me. I woke up early in the morning, naked in the bed of one of the boys. Two of them were in bed with me, the other seemed to be on the toilet. The parents were on vacation so no one was home.
    I went into the kitchen to make myself a coffee when he suddenly stood behind me and grabbed my ass. He took the coffee out of my hand and pulled down his pants. The only thing he said was: "Suck it." I knelt in front of him and started to suck his increasingly hard cock. He held me by the head, pushed it in deeper until I gagged and then started to slowly fuck my throat. "Look at me. I want to see your pretty eyes." he said. Gagging, I looked up at him. He looked at me, grinned and rubbed his foot against my pussy which got wetter and wetter and he stuck his toe in it.

    "What do you think? Can you cum when I fuck you with my toe?" he asked with a grin and pulled his cock out of my throat. A little spit dripped onto my tits.
    "Get on all fours and lift your ass up," he said as he jerked his cock.
    I laid my upper body on the cold floor and lifted my ass in the air.
    Then he pushed his toe back inside me and started fucking me with it. It was so humiliating and felt weird but my pussy was dripping wet. He started to push a little further and slid even further into me. I moaned. And moaned even more as I felt his toes digging into me. He became rougher. Started to fuck me harder with his foot. He wanted it, he wanted to see me get an orgasm from his foot.
    And indeed I did. My legs trembled and I squirted on the kitchen floor while moaning loudly.
    He just laughed out loud and sat down at the kitchen table. When I slowly got up and realized that I had just been fucked by his foot, he held his foot in front of my face. "It's dirty. Clean it up." he said. I looked at him with wide eyes. "Yes with your mouth. Suck on my big toe." he said and wriggled it.
    What can I say, I did it.

    I licked it first and then started to suck it. It was disgusting and I had to control myself not to vomit.
    After a short time I was told to sit on his cock. "Ride my cock until I cum." were his words. I slowly let his cock slide inside me and began to move my hips. He squeezed my tits while he fingered my asshole with his other hand. It didn't take long and he was about to cum. He moaned and gasped until he unloaded his sperm into me.
    "That was awesome," he gasped and stood up. He simply left the kitchen and lay down on the sofa in the living room.
    I took a cloth and cleaned the floor I had squirted on. Then I went into the bathroom and took a shower. I had completely forgotten about my coffee.

    The story doesn't end here. Second half?

    Most Embarrassing Moment Ever

    I had been dating guy for a few months. Last weekend, while he was fucking me doggie style, I farted. Yup, he drove deep into my pussy and my ass lost control. I sunk my head in shame into the bed, told him to stop and I asked him to go in the other room. I cried as I was deeply embarrassed. I asked him to leave and I broke up with him the next day.

    YMCA With My Dad

    When I was younger, Dad used to take me to the YMCA and during the cooler months we would swim in a great indoor pool. All the men swam naked and I really loved the feeling of no swimsuit. My dad had a lot of friends there and many of the men seemed really friendly. I was just 13 and just maturing and I thought it was cool as a kid to see so many grown men with different sized cocks swinging around.

    One evening my Dad told me that we were leaving and I really didn't want to get out of the pool. He told me to swim for 10 more minutes or so and meet him in the locker room. When I got out and went in the locker room, I saw my Dad with his friend Cliff both in the shower together. They were washing each other off and both had boners. When dad saw me he tapped Cliff on the shoulder and told him to move over. Dad told me to come on in and I stood there showering with my Dad and Cliff. Before I knew it my young pecker was starting to get hard ."That's some growing boy you've got there" Cliff told my Dad. Cliff reached down and took my cock and balls in his hand and wiggled them around. He laughed and told Dad it must run in the family.
    After that the "Y" turned into a real adventure.

    Valentines Frustration & New Experience

    *True Confession*

    Yesterday was valentines day, I was very excited. I hadn't watched porn for weeks and was really horny.
    I had a meal and some drinks with my girlfriend and then the night came.
    She went for a shower, I had showered earlier, I shaved down there - even used a female razor to make my balls super smooth. I also had the urge to shave my ass - I'd done it before but it was always uncomfortable for a few days after - but I did it anyways.

    She came out the shower and went to the bedroom. I joined her a bit later when she'd finished getting ready. She was wearing a thong and no top, she looked amazing. I quickly joined her in only my underwear and she said she had a surprise for me.

    She blindfolded me and had me kneel on the bed, she lay me on my front and rustled around for a minute. She then took my underwear off (I was still blindfolded remember) and I felt each leg be put through something else.. new underwear?

    She then moved me slowly into what I can only describe as "head down ass up" I did feel very exposed but I was too horny.

    I then felt my new underwear be peeled back slightly, exposing my hole to her - I was very embarrassed and tried to cover up but she stopped me, she also commented on how pretty and smooth it all looked..

    I felt a cold liquid on my ass (later found out it was lube) and felt something slip into my hole (it was a buttplug) the underwear (which I later found out was her lacy thong she had been wearing) was replaced and I was left there for a minute.

    I had my blindfold removed and I could see her pussy up close to my face. "Start licking" she said. I obeyed and made her cum multiple times. Frustrated as hell I moved up, my hard dick dripping with precum, to which she kissed me, thanked me and rolled over to go to sleep.

    Fuck

  • VALENTINES DAY

    Yesterday I got a card and a present through the post. I eagerly opened it, to my suprise it was lacy underware. I opened the card which said If a man buy you clothes he should fuck you in them and a phone number. Well I called him to give him a piece of my mind, it went to an answer message. You wear it and meet me at ...... The items did look sexy and I thought what the heck and tried them on. The phone rang and a mans voice simply said, 'NOW'. I just put my regular cloths over the top and hurried to the designated spot. On approach I was angry and confused. Sanding in front of him I lost my bottle and he just rubbed my bum, 'You're wearing them'. He could obviously feel the suspender straps I'd in my anger not taken off. 'Come with me'. I followed and behind a hedge he just dropped my pants revealing the panties, stockings and suspenders. I protested but in vain and within seconds was on my hands and knee's, panties pulled to one side, lubed and a cock pushing at my hole. To my astonishment I didn't resist as he removed my jumper, pumping me full of cock. All I seemed to hear was the ringing of the bell on the collar he'd also g*fted me. His pace quickening he slapped my ass then grabbed my hips and forced every last bit of his victorious shaft into me and started to cum. Upon completion he withdrew and zipped up his pants. I was there still on all fours shocked at what had just happened. 'Next time a dress wouldn't go a miss, see you later'. He then walked off leaving me to get myself together. I don't even know who he is. anyway does any of you know what colour dress goes best with purple?