We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Need A Job.

I just got fired from my job today, and it was because of the Christmas party. I’m only 5’8” and slender with long brown hair and at night I’m a guitarist in a local metal band. My day job, I was doing kitchen design for a cabinet maker. The holiday party was at a large hotel conference center, and obviously I couldn’t afford a room there.
The party was boring, and I was enjoying the free bar. Vodka Red Bulls were going down and I found myself talking to a cute rocker chick. We were in the hallway, just started making out when one of our high end regular customers walked up. Kristen turned her head and planted a huge kiss on him, as she did Russ grabbed my ass! He asked if I was the one, and she said that she hadn’t gotten that far. I quickly backed away, wondering wtf was going on. Russ said that he and Kristen were looking for someone to join them for the night.
I immediately told them, I’m straight, that isn’t going to change. Russ was pissed, Kristen told him that she was sorry, that she would find someone else.

I left the party, and Ubered home. Today, my boss came in and told me they were making some changes, and gave me my severance pay. I know Russ is behind this. Happy New Year to me!

  • Porn To Make Ends Meet

    I watched porn til I came today. And that didn't take long but felt like ages to get that release of comfort with finally a great orgasm. I been so horny over xmas and no where to put it so got online and felt so sexually turned on. The worst part is there is hard to find great porn now. Most porn lacks something. There appears to be no genuine love at all, just situational sex mostly on the net a lot now. Fewer great bodies as well. I am thinking that more average people have turned to armature porn to make a living and ends meet literally as well as sex online sites you get paid for live action in all ways. I am not sure I could do that. But I miss professional vintage and class standard porn.

    Embarrassing And Demeaning

    The most embarrassing moment of my life. I didn't want to have sex with him, he was the big time football player used to girls giving in. Black thug. It got rough, he went for it and to prevent a pregnancy I gave up my ass. He infected me with a most embarrassing STD. Anal warts, caught during an examination for itching and bumps.

    Fortunately my college doctor was 'very' familiar with STDs. Unfortunately he was a he, and he wasn't at all nice about it. Anal sex regardless a one hundred percent bad idea.

    I thought for a long time about it, in the end never talking to him. The much older me would have. Face it, how ever you see it he forced sex on me. He should at a minimum been shamed for STDs.

    It's my college experience secret. Not one I care to share or talk about personally. BTW my name isn't Linda.

  • Giving Up My Virginity At The Christmas Party

    It's Christmas and everyone has an embarrassing story. It started with the Christmas party. I was the benefits 'girl' in HR at the company, the homely one, and I was assigned to the three girl team to plan the Christmas party. Note I say girl, because this was a company dominated by men and we were all 'girl's.

    I got called into a meeting and the 'man' told us the budget and what he expected. He said specifically he didn't want it at a hotel because people escaped and used the rooms for hanky panky. He pulled me aside and told me I was the 'mature' girl on the team (at 28) and he expected me to ramrod the meetings and make him happy.

    I met with him several times to get 'directions', he had very specific ideas and he wanted a party at the Grand Elegance on the river. (I make up the name of the restaurant for privacy because some of us girls got fucked across the veranda overlooking the river). He asked for a DJ, no band. We wanted a live band, one of the girls had a brother who played in a band so I had to do a lot of begging.

    The party was a smash hit, the band was perfect, the food was excellent, he 'opened' the bar to keep me from begging. Some of the peoples, workers with dates, couples and some guys were hauling girls out to the river at midnight. Some girls were already leaning over the veranda, their dates, husbands, guys positioned behind them. I looked at him, 'are you going to fuck me or do I have to go home a virgin'. He didn't answer, he just looked at me. I had to repeat and told him I wasn't going to beg him 'fuck me, that's what I want for Christmas'.

    I took my place, told him to lift my skirt, I wanted it at midnight along with the other girls, that's the way we had planned it. He had trouble lowering my thong and I had to help him. I felt his dick against me, I reached behind me and took his dick in my hand and guided him into me. 'Now fuck me daddy, fuck me'.

    It was heard by everyone, girls and guys looking at me. I closed my eyes 'just fuck me and keep fucking me' and he started. At the moment of ecstasy I screamed out 'yes daddy, fuck me daddy'. I came and he came and all was well, I wasn't going home a virgin.

    Needless to say, his behind his back nickname became 'Daddy', and me, well, I became his 'girl'.

    The Big Reveal?

    Last night was a mess. But it was also a bizarre kind of liberation.

    So, my buddy Mike invites us to hang out at his place, says some girls from college are coming over, including my crush, Sarah. I'm pumped, practicing my moves in the mirror, picturing myself smooth-talking her all night.

    Fast forward, everyone's there, music's blasting, beers are flowing. Mike, who can't handle his tequila, starts getting rowdy. Next thing I know, we're wrestling on the floor, him trying to pin me like Hulk. My chubby self ain't built for grappling, once I'm down, I'm a beached whale.

    The guys are cheering Mike on, thinking it's hilarious, and then, boom! Mike's hand reaches for my pants. Panic hits me like a train. He pulls my pants down, my boxers following suit, and there it is, my tiny dick on full display for the whole world, including Sarah.

    Then, if things couldn't get any worse, my other buddies, thinking they're being funny, yank my shirt up, exposing my big, jiggly belly.

    There I was, sprawled on the floor, pants around my ankles, belly and dick out, and my crush witnessing it all. My head was spinning faster than a clothes dryer. Sarah's face was priceless, a mix of shock and pity, I think.

    But here's the twist: it kinda... excited me? Like, sure, it was mortifying in the moment, but then I realized everyone saw me, flaws and all. No more hiding, no more pretending. The chubby guy with the big belly and the tiny thing is out there, and you know what? I'm okay with that.

    Sure, everyone thinks I'm freak now, but you know what? I don't care. The pressure to be some perfect dude is gone. I can be myself, with belly rolls and all. And maybe, just maybe, Sarah saw past all that and saw the funny guy underneath.

    P.S. Mike still doesn't remember what happened. And I'm working on my push-ups.

  • Can't Believe I Did This

    I am 24 and my boyfriend is 23. A few weeks ago he asked me to if I would do something for him. He made it clear this would be sexual. I thought he was asking me to participate in a 3sum, which I didn't exactly object to. But he kept being vague and when he finally came out and asked I said "HELL NO".
    He asked me to have sex with his 16 year old "VIRGIN" brother (Ricky)! He kept bugging me about and I don't know why but in a moment of weakness I said OK".
    Last Saturday night came and I knew we were getting company. I shaved everything and put on a sexy matching bra and panty set. When Ricky arrived I was very nervous and didn't want to waste time, just get ot over with. I led him to the bedroom. Like I said Ricky is only 16. He is kind of a shy, skinny computer geek type. As for me I am not some swimsuit model. Tall for a girl at 5-9, pretty (I think), small B cup tits but a decent ass. When Ricky undressed I was impressed. He had a nice 7 inch cock and large balls. Actually bigger than his brother. We got on the bed and I slipped off my bra and panties. He was very eager. Kind of skipped making out, he went straight for my tits, licking and sucking. After a few minutes he moved down and I spread my legs wide to give him his first taste of pussy. I have to give him a "C" on pussy eating. I had to slow him down several times and point him in the right direction. Ricky finally raised his head and moved up between my legs. I sat up and intended to suck his cock hard but when I reached down I realized he definitely didn't need help. He could have chipped ice with that cock. I guided him to my pussy and laid back. Once inside me Ricky only had one speed. TURBO! He hammered away at my pussy on warp speed. It felt good I admit. He only lasted about 4 minutes when he began grunting and I felt his cum inside me. But Ricky gave me the surprise, actually amazed me! I expected him to get soft and pull out. But he didn't slow down, he just kept fucking!!! And he stayed hard! When I realized he wasn't going to stop I got really turned on. I started pulling him in for kissing, scratching his chest and back, wrapped my legs around him and started talking dirty. The sheets were soaked. I could feel his cum sloshing out of me as he fucked. He lasted longer this time but eventually came inside me again. He tried to keep fucking but I felt his cock finally going soft. When he pulled out I looked up. OH MY, it looked like someone poured a glass of milk all over his cock and balls! I sat up and looked down at my pussy. It was a white sloppy mess. CUM EVERYWHERE!
    We caught our breath and cleaned up. Ricky spent the night in the guest room. My boyfriend was eager to get his turn when we went to bed.
    When I got up the next morning Ricky was on the couch watching TV. I was dressed in panties and a t-shirt. I hesitated for a second but finally said what the heck. I walked over and got on my knees in front of him. I tugged at his sweats. Ricky responded by arching his hips and pulling his sweats down. I looked him in the eyes as I stroked his cock. Then went down and began sucking. His cock got hard in seconds! I could tell he really was enjoying his first BJ. I decided to give him a special treat. I went hands free. I slid his cock all the way down my throat and held it there. He was literally shaking! I came up for air, looked up at him and asked "did you like that". I definitely got a yes. I began massaging his balls and giving him deepthroat head. About my 3rd time sliding him in my throat he arched his hips and exploded. I couldn't imagine he had that much cum still left after the night before. I wasn't easy, little choking, but I swallowed it all.
    The end... So far.

    Great Now What

    I’m 22 have been sleeping with a woman I met at the gym. She is in her late 30s married mom of 2. She has a plump ass some thick thighs comes over after the kid drops and lets me use her as I please. Her husband recently found some messages and pictures on her phone. It’s pics that she had sent me and a bunch of videos and pictures of us doing everything you could think of. He threw her out and told her to go live with her new boyfriend. She has been here at my place for a few days. I don’t really want her living with me but it is nice to have ass on demand. Her husband after a few days asked her to talk and asked her back. She agree to my relief and also agreed to go to counseling. She was over and I had just pumped her ass full of cum when she got up wiped her butt told me she’d be back later this afternoon. I asked her what the rush is and she told me she was running late to her counseling appointment with her hubby. I know that she is definitely not the long term plan but she is willing to do anything I want and I make her do a lot. While she temporarily lived with me my buddy and I shared her a few times. She didn’t care to much for the DP but did say she liked the double ended stuffing she got. So I think I might see if she will let a few more of us go at her. She loosened up with a little booze. All I have to tell her after is that I really lover her and appreciate what she does for me. If her hubby could only see her now.

    In Love With My Coworker

    I've fallen for my coworker. we were getting on and flirting etc then I found out she was bi and is seeing a girl. I've fallen in too deep now - how do I get over her?

    One Is Not Like The Other

    So last night my husband called my girlfriend Leah and her man Skip over for some swinger fun.

    After some time of hanging out, watching a movie, Leah said she was gonna get some more drink, I playfully leaned over the arm of the couch to ask her to get some for me too.

    Skip who was sitting next to me says, Hey Clara, do you think that pussy of yours could take us both? I laughed and said why not, Leah as she's walking back, says oh that's too easy, see if you both can get in her ass.

    Now, I've done this a few times before, but damn is will stretch your ass. So I told them give me a few mins to warm up. I go to the bed room, lube my ass really well and use my larger dildo to get things going. After a few mins I'm pretty much ready, I pull my panties back up, holding the big dildo in my ass walk out and ask, who's first?

    Skip tells me to come here, so I walk over to him, he pulls my panties down, and the big dildo drops to the floor with them, which drove them wild. I'm just like guys, come on, just take it a little easy.

    So I hop on top of Skip, and slide his dick in, then my husband comes behind me, and starts to work his dick in my ass too.

    Leah is just behind my husband, and I saw her grab lube, but didn't know what she was doing.

    the boys go to town fucking me in my butt and wow if you have never had two dicks in you, try it. I wish i could fit a third. The motion of them fucking me was amazing and I cum pretty hard. Which the boys just love to watch....

    Right about this time, I look back and see Leah riding my dildo in her ass. She gets off of it, and lays over the couch, and pulls on me to come next to her.

    So I pull up and skip slides out of me, and i get down and bend over the couch with Leah, so we are both there side by side, Leah is like, come on boys fuck us

    My husband pulls up to Leah and slides his dick in her ass as deep as it would go, and looks over to me, and skip pulls up and slides his dick in me. They begin to thrust and fuck our asses and I hear my husband say "Damn Leah your ass is tight tonight.

    Laughing Skip says "damn Clara your ass is loose tonight", which got everyone laughing. I reply "yea, I bet, two dicks will do that, you should try it" which made everyone laugh again.

    So my husband, motions to Skip to switch, and Ship pulls his dick out and they switch, my husband slides into my used ass and says "damn Clara your ass is pretty loose" which seem to make him go at it even harder.

    My husband says, Hey skip, let's take turns. So they both get behind me, one after the other sticking their dicks in my ass. I gotta say, it was pretty hot, and felt amazing.

    They both ended up cumming in my ass and we had a good laugh. my ass was fucking loose, gonna take a few days to recover.

  • Did Anal Last Night

    I have a boyfriend, but for some reason last night I hooked up with this guy I met. First meeting, not even a date, I let him pick me up and take me back to my place and have sex. He did it three times, first in my mouth, then in my pussy, then without my consent he pushed his cock into my ass. I just laid there and took it. It wasn't too bad, it hurt going in and but once he was all the way in he let me have time to get used to it before he started fucking me. There I was, I felt like just what I was, a slut who let a stranger have sex with her right after meeting him. I deserved this, being treated like a three hole slut. That is what he called me while he was fucking me in my ass, a three hole slut.

    The thing is I've never even let my boyfriend have anal sex, I sort of planned that I'd give anal to my husband on our wedding night but . . .

    Now I acted like a slut, got fucked like a slut, and had anal sex like a three hole buttslut. I'm a slut now, don't know if I tell my boyfriend or not. Or do I let him have anal and tell him it's my first time, even though that's a lie.