We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Didn't Hurt Me...

Back in junior hihg, middle school (whatever you called it back then) something interesting happened. I guess I was around 14. I was playing softball. One day at practice i pulled a muscle in my leg. Our coach was a family friend. He told everyone to continue practice as he helped me into the locker room. I remember I was dirty, covered in sweat and dirt. Wearing a bell cap, t shirt and loose gym shorts. He sat me down, knelt in front of me and took off my cleat. He started rubbing my leg and asking me questions about where it hurt. When he put my leg up in the air I was a little embarrassed. My shorts were loose and I know he could see my panties. He rubbed my leg and starting moving up to my thigh. I didn't say anything and he kept moving up. Finally his hand brushed up against my pussy. Again I didn't say anything, he looked up at me and I just looked back at him. He touched my pussy again and I reacted be spreading my legs a little further apart. I guess he took that as the green light. He started rubbing my pussy and then slipped his finger under my panties. He fingered me and rubbed my pussy until I orgasmed.
A few days later I complained about my leg again and coach took me inside. This time he got a surprise. I wasn't wearing panties. Again he fingered and rubbed my pussy until I got off. This happened several times over the summer. He never tried to fuck me, i never saw his dick.
I grew up normal, no PTSD, heck I actually enjoyed it.

  • Porn And Gas Fart Night Gone Bad Lesbian Faarting

    I was trying to get into a fraternity and had to jump through all kinds of hoops to do so. I was charged with procuring some pornographic films for a beer bash after a meeting of the "Brothers". This was the early 70's before such things were easy to come by. I had a younger friend who worked with an old guy who kept a footlocker full of porn at his workplace. His wife didn't approve of such and would not let him keep it at home. He had magazines, paperbacks and reels of 8mm films. I got my friend to ask him to lend us three or four films. He refused, so, my friend nabbed three of them on the sly. He didn't have any idea what he was stealing, and I didn't really care. To me, they were all just films of men and women fucking, and, I had really only seen a few at that point in my life.
    So, the big night arrives, and the beer was flowing and the projector set up. First, they bitched that I had only brought three. Then, I was told that what I had brought had better be good. I shrugged and a film was threaded in. As luck would have it, the first was a Danish film, in color, and did indeed have men and women fucking. I now know it to have been "loops" edited together, just sex, no semblance of a story or anything. But, the second reel was in black and white, and was a film of bestiality, specifically, a woman masturbating a stallion. Lots of retching from the brothers, screams of " GROSS ! " . The money shot was having the stallion ejaculate into a condom thing, and then the, by now, naked woman poured the contents on her tits and c**t, rubbing it in. Funny how they claimed to hate it, and cursed me, but, watched it two more times.

    I'm obsessed with my mom's farts
    I've always loved my moms farts ever sincei was a little kid. They stink so bad nut they make me feel so good. They sound so beautiful. Every time i hear her fart i try to secretly smell it. I wanna stick my face in her butt and smell it and feel her farts on my face. I know that its weird but i can't help it. I wish i could tell her how i feel. it distroyed the night but even so ,


    The final film was the one that doomed me. It too was b&w and was a gay leather bar, bdsm themed thing, grainy and badly done, guys in leather harnesses, chaps, jock straps, or bare naked, whipping, sucking, fucking, even fisting. It was a world none of us ( as far as I know ) had ever seen or knew existed. One repeated shot was of a well hung leather daddy stroking his cock. The film was ripped out of the projector, and set fire to. I couldn't even muster any protest. I was told in no uncertain terms that I would never gain admittance to that fraternity, and was basically laughed out of the room. The bestiality film was promptly stolen, the Danish film was almost taken as well. I had to remind them the films weren't mine. It didn't matter. I took the remaining film and grabbed one last beer, and slinked away.
    A caveat ? That particular frat had their charter taken away a year later when a young lady was beat and r**ed at one of their parties. It wasn't a gang r**e, more of a domestic one-on-one, but it mattered not to the university. Thank God I hadn't passed muster !


    Anyone love girl farts like me?
    I get so hard when I watch girl farting videos . The sight of tight cheeks ripping loud farts turns me on so much. I love to hear and see up close a rumbling asshole , I drip precum instantly . I wish I could have one of these beauties rip some huge farts right on my cock and yes I’d stick my face in her ass too. The videos of two girls 69ing as they fart in each others faces make me shoot my jism so fast. Anyone with me ?


    send comments below if you like farting in sex in a hot tub the fars smell so strong and better.

    Whoops…

    I had a friend through hs, she and I were flirty and a couple of times I thought we might end up having fwb sex but it never happened. She got married and divorced, I am still married. We reconnected over a number of years and I wondered if it still might happen. We met for lunch one afternoon, we were in a quiet part of the resturant. I was telling her some story and all of a sudden she let loose with a big fart. I was in mid sentence and it didnt register with me until a little later but needless to say it broke the spell, lol. I didnt laugh because I knew she was mortified, but it was pretty funny. It didnt help that it was leather chairs, lol.

  • Getting Help

    It began when I was very young. I’m in therapy for grooming, sexual assault and r**e. I can’t talk about this to my friends and family so sorry don’t read if you’re triggered by the above.

    My parents were always working so I was always getting dropped at friends and family’s houses. Some of which had older kids. Some of them showed me porn and so on. Saying the normal lies of you better not tell or you’ll get into trouble. This of course escalated to them touching me or having me touch them. I was still in the single digits when I was encouraged vigorously to give a blow job. He constant told me how good I was and how to it a bit better. He was a teen at the time. He used my mouth at least once a week encouraging me to swallow every time.
    This escalated to his friend. His friend was much more intense. He was always touching me. Telling me I was pretty, petting me and even giving me g*fts from porn and comics to g*ft cards and hoodies. He wasn’t poor like me. I actually would ask to play with his dick. I would tell him he had the biggest most manly cock. That kinda talk would earn me points. I learned quickly he liked his balls tugged on not hard but later I found that liked the illusion of heavier balls or something. I complimented his big balls how much bigger he was then mine.
    The first boy we will call J hated me talking about my male genitals but it was ok to talk about my butt or hole. C on the other hand liked it as long as it was making me small and him big you come to your conclusions on that.

    C was the first to start putting his finger in me. First my mouth then my butt. He would use the lube he stole from his parents. He would tell me how good it felt to him and how good it felt to him. He would go on and on about how amazing I was and beautiful. How liked my hair. My smooth skin and my bubble butt. Once he was able to finger me with three fingers and me not wince. He’d tell me how great it was when I’d relax. For his 16th birthday he put his dick in my butthole. He fucked me till he came inside me. There was only a little blood. J found out and soon he was fucking me too but he made me hold my dentals out of the way so he wouldn’t touch my disgusting little boy parts. They shard me often sometimes even trading off front to back. Did get a guitar and lessons.

    I was also sometimes staying at my uncles. He’d have me sit on his lap from a very young age it wasn’t till much later maybe 11 it’s all a little blurry. It started with me licking his finger clean of chocolate apparently how I did it he liked and kept asking me to do it. Escalated to while was sitting on his lap and he’d grind into me. He gave me beer and whiskey and tell me I was a man when I got dizzy. He started jerking off while I sucked his finger and then I just graduated to sucking my uncles cock. I actually started needing and lusting for the attentions C,j and my uncle. I missed the coming Jesus wasnt even a teen yet. They introduced me to green and x.
    J started making pluck and keep me skinny. He liked me little and hairless. He’d call me fat and other shit. C and my uncle never did that. I actually got jealous of j when he had a girlfriend. He’d say u was better at blow jobs and that she’d never let him cum in her. All of them would.
    No none of them are in jail. My uncle died drunk driving. C went off to Cambridge and j last I heard after he got dishonorably discharged he was living on the streets. If any of this reminds you of your child hood I urge you to seek help and discuss it with a professional. I have questioned everything since I started. My present gf and her partner have been so supportive. They don’t know all this but enough to know I’m really fucked up and they never push. Good luck

    I Don’t Know What To Do

    I found out my wife has been fucking the neighbors teenager. I walked in on her sucking his dick. I froze, this handsome naked boy in my living room with what appeared to be a massive dick down my wife’s throat. Left I jerked off in the car I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I came home again she had dinner ready and my old fashioned that I needed. I sat ate and we moved to the couch. She pulled my dick out and sucked me almost in the exact same spot she sucked Jim. I was. So hard she rode me so hard. That was the first time.
    If come home early numerous times now to watch them fuck. I’ve set up a few cameras. I can’t help it it’s so hot. I think I’m going to tell her I know and that I don’t want it to stop. I might even beg.

  • Too Forward

    Ahh once again embarrassed myself by being too forward. Come onto a guy and it's just too much for them. Maybe one in 5 will bite and not be scared of a confident woman. You'd absolutely think men would love a woman coming onto them but it's just not true. It intimidates them.

    My Aroma

    Recently, I have found my sexual drive to be heightening. Basically, I am always horny. Basically, if the wind blows, my nipples become rock hard. At 34, I guess I am in my sexual prime. Additionally, I have found that my pussy is starting to have a naughty and strong aroma. When I am super horny, she emits a mercilessly strong smell of sexual desire.

    I am not sure if I feel weird about it or if I am fully embracing it, but nobody has complained yet. And there have been quite a few in the last year or so.

    Older Sister Doing Fetish Videos

    I've been getting bullied over this for two months now and needed to vent.
    I was finishing my last few exams and modules for sixth form before we would finish for university. I'd wondered why my older sister had been going off on her own for days at times but knew she had her own life.
    I'd started hearing rumours about a woman doing sexy things on camera with her feet but the small town we went to school in had some odd balls anyway. It wasn't until videos started getting uploaded online and people started watching them. When me and friends snuck a view of them we saw a car, the camera approached the window and I saw a large pair of soles with long toes hanging out. The video progressed to her feet flexing and rubbing next to each other but it still hid the woman's face. They looked familiar but I obviously didn't think much of a pair of feet, then the video went up a notch, the cameraman displayed his cock and started to rub it all over her soles then shag the gap between them until he came all over them! It wasn't until he finished and the camera went up to see a smiling face behind the soles. It was my sister! I felt so embarrassed and my friends even recognized her. Word obviously has got around because I've been getting bullied about it even with guys saying they'd fuck her feet as well. Im annoyed with my older sister and can't understand why she'd do this

    Landlord Walked In As I Was Riding My Boyfriend

    The landlord in my uni house he put our house on the market and so is booking viewings for the next tenants. He did warn us of this but I forgot and had my boyfriend over. Things got horny and I was fully naked riding his dick when my landlord opened the door to my room and came in with 5 guys to view my room. They apologised and left but it was so awkward and I never want to see him again.

  • I Warned Her...

    I had to have an embarrassing talk with a young girl in our office last week. But she didn't listen. As for the young girl. She is a tiny 22 yr old (young and dumb) right out of college. We work in a small office building (about 50 people).
    Well there is one special guy in the building with a reputation. I have to be kind of graphic. He has a large cock. Like XXXL unusually large. According to a few of the girls around the office. I do not know first hand, married and faithful.
    Well this young girl wanted to find out. I took her to lunch one day and tried to talk her out of it. She didn't listen. They went out over the weekend and they had sex. I guess it went well for him, but she apparently sustained gametime injuries. Today is Tuesday and she has called in sick the past two days. I called to check in on her and she told me it hurt so bad she went to the doctor Monday morning. To put it bluntly her insides were all bruised up.
    I tried to tell her...