We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Yes Officer

I'm a shared wife in an open marriage. As a couple we enjoy all things, sexual and pleasurable. I'm orally fixated and borderline nymphomaniac. And yes, we have been to therapy. In addition to weekend house parties, we try to get out once a week to engage in weekday fun. There are a variety of adult venues we often frequent, strip clubs, adult clubs, adult theaters and bookstores.

It was a Wednesday night. We'd decided to go to a particular adult club that is attended by females in greater numbers than some of the others. I'd hesitated in wearing one particularly slutty dress for months. In the process of going through my closet, I knocked its hanger off the rack. As I was putting it back my husband said "yeah!". "Really?", I questioned. "Hell yeah", he grinned.

This dress is a red, mid-thigh, deep V, backless, halter top cut to below my navel. The satin material falls straight down over my breasts and obviously doesn't permit wearing a bra. The women at this particular club all dress hot so I wasn't too concerned. We knew I'd attract considerable attention, and both looked forward to it. As I admired myself in the mirror my excitement built. My breasts were very, very visible. My husband was in my panty drawer and pulled out a barely there thong that is scripted "Cum Dump". "Emmmm OK", I cooed and slipped it on.

Women and couples were seated at a lot of tables and there were a few short skirts at the bar. We were very aware at the attention I was getting as we made our way to the bar. One gentleman moved aside to give us access to order. I smiled and thanked him and he said in an exaggerated voice, "You are very welcome". He was nicely built, well dressed and handsome. I guessed him to be around 50. As Jeff waited to order the man asked if we came there often and I responded, "not to". He wasn't shy about scoping out my very exposed breasts and I was aware of my swollen nipples being visible under the thin satin. As Jeff finished ordering I whispered that I liked this guy. He smiled and nodded his approval.
When our drinks came, the man insisted on paying for them. "Join us?", my husband asked as we turned to move to a table.

Jeff introduced us and we move to an open table off to the side. Eyes followed me and my nipples couldn't get any harder. When I bent to sit my tits fell free of the hanging material and when seated I had to cover my exposed areola. Chet had a big smile on his face and I just shrugged like no big deal. "They're beautiful", he remarked of my breasts. "You're beautiful", he followed up. I thanked him and noticed how very high my dress was on my thighs, barely covering my cum dump thong.

I wear an ankle bracelet that says "Hotwife" and with my leg crossed toward him he bent down to see it better. I said nothing as he read it. "pretty", he commented. "Thanks", I smiled.

It was out in the open

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  • How It Started

    We were young staying over each others houses. We would piss in front of the other. He was an older neighbor kid both in our teens. We found his brothers stash of sex books. He showed me how hard his dick was and laughed. He was so much thicker fuller and you could see the pre cum spilling over. His cock looked so beautiful I know I loved females my age and older tits and ass were my turn ons. He would tell me to pull down my shorts and reveal my Mexican cock. He praised it even reached to grab it and I couldn’t believe how that felt. The first strange hand touching my dick. He didn’t stop he stroked it and continued to and I didn’t want him to stop. I just fell back on the bed closed my eyes as he stroked it when I felt it . This was the moment I couldn’t even resist his warm mouth engulfing my dick was beyond anything I had ever experienced past this point. He wouldn’t stop he would stroke my wet dick and suck on my balls.just when I thought i couldn’t take anymore his tongue would find my ass and he would just kick me there intensify the urge to cum. Back to my cock sucking it good I finally couldn’t hold back I just unloaded into his mouth not thinking he would swallow every drop I made sure to unload as much as i could since he decided to swallow. He wouldn’t want me to take care of him. I would go to get cleaned up to stay the night. He would sneak into my bed start rubbing my cock waiting for my approval he would repeat what he did earlier. Every opportunity he got with me he would suck me off. If we went to the lake we would find a place to be alone . In our tent or wherever his parents left which was a lot I would just allow him to have his way. This would go on for months and I started dating his sister. Whenever I went over and waited for her to come home he would take every opportunity to suck me dry. His sister Myra would allow me to fuck her but I had to cum on her belly. Somehow I didn’t ever get her pregnant. In college even though I had girlfriends I would put ads out for hot guys to swing by and suck me off. Even today at forty two I put out ads for younger boys to cone drain my cock. Give me the choice to get pussy or get a blow job and I’ll take eating pussy and getting blowjobs

    (Very) Special Delivery

    I was jerking off in my rubber body-bag, in my recliner, when disaster(?) befell me...Knock on the front door, about twenty feet away, then it opened and my petite but powerful-looking Mail-lady stepped inside "saying this needs a signature, and it's pouring down out there...OMIGAWD!!!

    She hurried over, and said "Man, you're in trouble now! Exposing yourself - well my account will dwell on that - despite its unfairness..." She deftly unzipped the nylon zipper over my groin, and my erectiion burst out into the open...
    "Let me just record this on my smart-phone for future use as evidence. then I'll be on my way...unless...tell you what, let me just....like so...don't want you going anywhere while I finish my round, then I'll be back to discuss a lease right here - mine is almost out...I think I'll be very happy here, as a rent-free tenant! You not so much, but if you service my hungry clit, to my complete satisfaction, and well, fuck me tirelessly, on demand, we may have a lasting relationship, motivated by two opposing factors - one, I might report this, or two I might exploit my absolute power and total control selfishly, and for a VERY long time! I really don't like men very much anyway, so this will be a fitting punishment for all the rudeness dealt out by your entire gender! Later dude, as "they" say these days..." and she left, while I pondered my helpless state, unable to do anything about it anyway. An old saying came to mind "If r**e is inevitable, relax and enjoy it!"

  • Adult Store Encounter, Boss's Son

    Every month or so my husband and I make a trip across town to an adult store where we resupply with lubes and lotions, check out the toys and videos. The rear of the store has private viewing booths intended to provide video previews. These booths are well maintained, clean and private...with the exception of sliding panels that allow access to booths on either side when the panels are open.

    Anyone familiar with these booths know that they are frequented by men looking for oral satisfaction. When an attractive woman enters the store, all eyes follow her. As we shop, we gradually make our way to the private viewing booths. It's no secret what goes on back there and when a woman enters the area, guys gravitate to the area.

    Once inside a booth with the door locked and panels open guys in the adjoining booths immediately look to see me. I always remove my top so as to let them feel my tits and to keep it clean and dry. One by one I alternate sucking them from one booth to the other. Sometimes I suck my husband too. Anyway, after more than 2 hours I was ready to call it a night.

    Out in the main store area I can't help but blush because everyone there knows what I've done. At the checkout counter my eyes caught a man with a plaid shirt pulled out of his pants. I recognized the man from his shirt as being one of the larger and last men to have me. When our eyes met, I swear my heart stopped. Bruce is my boss's son. Before leaving he smiled and winked at me. I never said anything to my husband.

    A week had gone buy and nothing ever came of that night until near closing, Bruce walked in.
    I sat frozen in my chair as he walked in and sat on the corner of my desk. "Hey", he said. "hey", I responded. "You're amazing Jen", he said. My heart was racing and when his dad came out of his office, that ended it, for then. We locked up and left.

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    We Didn't Realize Our Daughter Would Become Addicted

    During the 1970s, when there was new interest in women's sexual pleasure and when small, battery-powered vibrators became widely available, there were fears that vibrators would cause dependence and addiction. Many people worried that once a woman started to use a vibrator to cum, that would become the only way she could cum.

    My wife and I were totally unaware of the idea of vibrator addiction.

    When our daughter started her journey into womanhood, we put her on the pill. We discussed whether we should give her a vibrator so that she could experiment. We asked her pediatrician, who had prescribed the pill, and he said it would be fine.

    That little vibrator became a battery vampire! I spend hundreds of dollars on battery multi-packs!

    Fast-forward to today. Our daughter was on her third marriage and the guy just left her. They'd been visiting when things broke down, so my wife and I overheard an argument they had.

    Her husband said she wanted her vibrator more than his dick. He said he couldn't compete with a piece of plastic that had unlimited stamina. He felt sexually neglected.

    So, in trying to help our daughter all those years ago, we contributed to vibrator addiction. She is not going to be able to find a man.

    My wife and I are sad and we feel very guilty. We gave her her first vibrator because we thought she'd enjoy it. We didn't think there'd be negative consequences.

  • Watched In The Act.

    I am 44 yr old single mom with a 5 year old son.
    Last weekend my boyfriend who is 36 stayed here for the weekend.
    On Saturday night we were making love and we did not see him but my son (5 yrs) was standing in the doorway. We never heard him and thought he was sleeping. Usually when he is awake he will call out for me to take him to the bathroom to pee .

    My boyfriend was thrusting hard and giving me pleasure and the bed was squeaking. My boyfriend was on the verge of ejaculating and was moaning and breathing heavily. I was moaning too.

    The next morning was embarrassing. My son asked many questions.
    He asked Rodger (my boyfriend) how come your bum was going up and down.

    Why was mom's legs around your back trying to keep you from getting up.

    You must been tired you were breathing like you were running.

    He asked me ( mom) why I was naked and Rodger naked and why was I making funny sounds.

    Question after question.

    Embarrassing.

    We did our best to avoid him asking many more.
    We said we were playing games together

    We Where Young And Vulnerable Trash

    Here we are my twin sister and I 24 years since the idea he came up with. We where home schooled it was because our parents and us lived in a part of the nation where there was lots of poverty. We lived in an older home next to a trailer park that our parents ran. We were luck to live in a house. In this part of country your either extremely wealthy or poor we where not wealthy by any means. My sister and I look almost identical she is a bit thicker then I am. Even now she is a bit curvy over then me. I’m a bleach blonde my sister is a brunette our natural color hair. Even though we were home schooled everyone knows everyone type of community. A few families that had money being little you never notice. It’s not until you’re older that you can see who has money and who doesn’t. My sister and I at 15 started rebelling a bit. We dated guys I lost my virginity my sister did as well. We would talk about it then one night after we both had gone out we come home and we are talking. We are both out together and we meet this boy who’s a bit older than us but very cute. We both flirt and chat him up he likes the attention. Till this day we don’t know who he asked out first but he asked both of us out. Back and forth we go we have no clue young and dumb. I want him to only see me my sister wants to date him as well. We are all together one day all 3 of us. My sister says you have to decide who your going to date and only one. We agreed on that at least and so he over the course of a couple of weeks dates us. My sister flies out comes back late. Says it went well and that was it. I am next so the following day I dress up make up we go out I let him feel me up was going to only blow him until I though about it and climbed on him. Barr back he fucked me like a rag doll. For the next 2 weeks this good looking guy had us fighting over him his prize was we where both fucking him. We both gave it up. Me I blew him gave up my pussy and let him ram my ass. That hurt and that still hurts. Who did he end up dating both. He couldn’t decide but what happened was the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen we both ended up pregnant. We explained to our parents what we did and what a fucking mess. It was all over town about the twins that where getting fucked stories started to fly. We fucked Jim we fucked each other. Going out we could hear people talking about us. His parents made him take care of us. My sister and I moved into one of there homes on a ranch out of town. We both had bad morning sickness the first trimester. After a few weeks we felt better. My tits got big and sore and I was constantly horny. Apparently my sister was as well because the soon to be dad was coming over and fucking us both. It was obvious he was so we just went with it. It’s not our proudest moment but we my sister and i fucked him together we though we where in love so he asked us to fuck each other. With Tiny bumps in our belly he asked me to lick my sister I did he asked my sister to lick my ass she did. Before we had big bellies he doubles stacked us I was in top he took turns fucking us while we laid on top of each other. Our parents would come visit us and when they left it was a house of sexual pleasure. After the kids came we slowed down a bit. We still live out here he comes daily to see us and the kids. I still fuck him my sister recently started fucking the black Amazon delivery guy. What a life we made for ourselves lie in the bed you make I guess. Our kids are enrolled in school no home schooling for them. My sissy said the black deliver driver has a huge cock and she asked me if I’d be willing to do for him what we did for our kids dad. We shall see I guess.

    Giving Head And Getting Caught

    When I was a senior in high school I was figuring out my sexuality (still am) and one spring weekend was at the beach with a junior boy who was a friend with benefits also figuring out his sexuality identity.

    At one point we went for a walk in the dunes and started making out. It progressed quickly and soon I was eagerly deep-throating his cock and we were both moaning loudly. At that moment, two female students we knew came along and stopped in their tracks just watching us. I’m not sure how long they watched before we realized they were their but they got quite the show.

    By end of day Monday, the entire school knew and my friend and I were ridiculed all week til it (pardon the expression) blew over.

    Although we were very embarrassed and our parents even found out, the unexpected bonus was that lots of closeted guys in school approached my friend and I for sex. It was a resl nice summer.

    Homeless Man Got A Peek At My Tits

    It is a really hot summer here and when I drive I prefer fresh air to AC but today the breeze wasn' t enough. I took my top off and just left my bra on. I was on my way home today when at a stoplight I saw a homeless man stood begging. I had a few singles and called him over. He came up and I reached out to give him the money. He stared at me before taking it and stayed by the window but he wasn't looking at my face. I thought it was weird but the light changed and I began to pull away. When I was past him I looked down at myself to see my nipple was out over the top of my bra. So the man got a peek at the pink pearls today lol I was embarrassed but also a bit excited after the fact

  • Caught Relieving Tension

    I work the line at an assembly plant and frequently work 12 hour overnight shifts a few days a week. We get four short breaks then a longer mid-shift break.

    On this particular friday I was working noon to midnight and looking forward to the weekend and some me time, which would include some relaxing masturbation, which I couldn’t seem to take my mind off of. Working after the mid shift break I was very horny for some reason and just looking so forward to getting home and starting my weekend of pleasure.

    But when my last break came, I just couldn’t wait. I dashed for my car, climbed in, undid my pants, thrust my hand into my panties and started furiously masturbating my very wet kitty. It was dark so I felt safe from prying eyes. Just as I was close to an explosive orgasm there was a tap on my window. Talk about a mood killer. It was the security guy but I didn’t immediately know what he wanted because at the sane time that he tapped, he saw what I was doing and quickly said “oh my god I’m so sorry” and ran off.

    I abandoned my play time without cumming and went sheepishly back to work, wondering how many people he told. I found out when my shift was over one of my tires was nearly flat, which is what he was trying to tell me. He was a nice guy and as far as I know, never told anyone. But I still get embarrassed when I see him.