Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Guilty

Sunday morning while eating breakfast, my wife was texting away on her phone. She don’t normally do that while we’re having breakfast so I asked her what was up.

She said it was her sister, and her sister thinks her husband is cheating on her, and that he’s gay and cheating with a man.

Kind of curious how she would know that I asked my wife why she would think it.

Apparently, on Friday, she came home from work early, started a load of laundry, and found her panties with a load of cum in them. The cum was on the backside of the panties where her ass would be. She also told my wife she hadn’t had sex in over a week.

I looked at my wife in disbelief. For one thing he told me he was gonna do the laundry as soon as I got, and secondly, it’s true. He had been fucked in the ass and it was by me.

I’m the guilty one, but he’s just as much at fault for not doing the laundry.

  • My Daughter's Fingers

    I am a mother of a 19 year old college girl. Her dad and I divorced when she was a baby and he never has been a part of her life. I will call her Bea for the purpose of my confession. Bea was a very easy child to raise. She was never a behavior problem and was always a good student, making the Honor Roll nearly every grading period. She was also very popular in a school and had a lot of friends. Mostly females.

    She and I have always been very close and affectionate with each other spending lots of movie nights cuddled up on the couch together until we fell asleep. We always have each other guys before bedtime or before one of us is heading out of the door. When she was around 15, I noticed that she seemed a bit more cuddly than before. And not just with me, but her female friends that often spent the night in weekends. Soon, I started to pick up on certain body language that she might even be experimenting sexually with some of her female friends, which didn't bother me in the least. I did the same back when I was her age with my female friends and still have a now and then get together with different lady friends that I have. Periodically Over the years, I have had dates with men and sex with men, but have always enjoyed my lady friends more. During her High School years I heard her and certain girls during stay overs, making sounds as if they were having sex coming from her room. The squeaking of the bed and moans made it pretty apparent. But like I said, I didn't mind. Although the sounds that I heard made it hard to not get aroused myself. Normally, I would listen a bit and then go to my room and masturbate.

    After High School, Bea was off to college and up to that point, there never had been anything sexually between her and I. On one weekend in particular, she came home from college instead of staying the weekend in the dorm. I was happy to see her and we decided to do a nice dinner that Friday evening and do a movie night together.

    Be a picked out the movie. The movie was definitely not the normal movie that a mother and daughter would watch together. It was about two young women that were best friends and had fallen in love with each other. Needless to say, the movie did not lack in its ability to make one horny and aroused, and with Bea cuddled up behind me with her hand across my breast, I started to get a bit horny. It didn't help that she kept moving her hand around across my nipple and I could feel her pushing her pelvic area against my ass. To top it off, her face was against my neck and her warm breath on my neck was only making hornier by the second. I did nothing to stop her, and in fact, was enjoying her body against mine. The next thing I knew, she started lightly missing my neck who y really drives me wild, and I could feel my heart pounding harder and harder along with my breathing becoming quite heavy and labored. I said nothing, nor did I try to stop her. I knew that my pussy had already soaked my panties and I was am I only losing control of myself.

    Then, the next thing she did sealed our fate, as she slid her hand up my thigh under my night shirt, and pushed her fingers into the bottom of my panties and straight into my soaked pussy. All I could do was as moan as she started finger fucking me good and hard. Her mouth had now slid around and her lips met mine as we missed passion passionately like two lesbian lovers. The only words exchanged between us was when she said Mom I love you and have wanted you for years. All I could say was I love you too and I am all yours.

    Her fingers worked the inside of my pussy like an expert as she found my gspot and had me orgasming like I had never orgasmed before. I looked her in the eyes and said let's continue in my bed, and with that, we stripped off our clothing on the way to my bed where we had the most incredible night of sex that I ever had. We kissed, fingered each other, ate each other out, and made love to each other until we passed out in exhaustion. The next morning, we started all over again. That was the beginning of our mother and daughter sex life together and it is still going strong. We love each other so much and I wouldn't change a thing.

    My Father Passed Away When I Was Fifteen

    My mother, sister, and I were pretty stunned when it happened. He had a heart attack that was really bad and of course we lived in a rural area so it took over half an hour for the emergency to get there. One day like six months later my mother wanted me to get everything down from the attic above the garage, she weighed too much to go up that fold down ladder and probably would not have fit thru the opening anyways. So I started hauling things down for her to purge as she put it, I go to pick up this box, there were like four identical ones and just really heavy. The tops were not taped closed so I look in one and see porn magazines, the boxes are all full of them so I left them there and kept bring down other stuff checking it also but found nothing else.

    I would go up there whenever mom was not home and look at some then I thought about it and would take like four or five down with me and hid them in my room. Summer break started and I had hours to look at them with mom at work and my sister left me alone pretty much until one day I am walking back from the bathroom with one in my hand and she came out eyes locked on it says What is That?!?! The cover had a naked woman on it and I just knew my fun was over because she would tell on me for sure, she is almost three years younger than I am so was at that age for it.
    What is it she asked again, I started with Please don't tell mom about it, offered to do her chores if she didn't, I went on telling her it was a porn magazine with stories and naked women pictures in it then I remembered a few of the more explicit ones with guys in there also. I told her she could see those if she wanted to and next thing I know she is excited about it which surprised me. I told her I would be right back and of course she wanted to know where I was going and followed me up there, my secret was unravelling quickly and I just knew this was going to end badly.

    We get some and go back down to my room, she is sitting on the floor just flipping thru pages looking at pictures and reading the stories also. She says Wow! Look at the penis on this guy! Turns the magazine towards me to see his huge dick and some woman holding it, few other pics with her sucking it, my sister asked if mine was that big and I laughed telling her Nope, not even close. How big is it she wants to know, I tell her not that big but I have not measured it or anything then she asked if she could see it.

    The devil landed right on my shoulder, I told her sure why not adding she could touch it too if she wanted and she stood up saying Cool and looked really excited about it. I laid down on my bed and pulled my shorts and underwear down to my knees and she just stared at it for a second then got up on the bed with me. She was sitting on her knees just looking it over, without even looking up at me asked if she could really touch me, told her yeah go ahead and the next ten minutes were amazing. She tells me she will be right back and not to move, comes back with baby oil and says she wants to see it cum, gives me a hand job just letting out these giggles of excitement when the ejaculating started. I am in heaven laying there watching her with oiled up hands around my cock stroking it and thinking this is just amazing.

    We are both having a great time and clean up some, I give it a few minutes then ask her if I can see her naked and touch also, she was not so sure about it and I did not push her. We kept looking at magazines and commenting about things and she said like an hour later she would do it.

    I am watching her undress and ready, she laid down and I wasted no time at all, had her legs spread out wide and running my fingers up and down her, I slide forward some and start licking and was blown away with how good she tasted, she is gasping and looking down at me, almost painful look on her face but she is trembling and whispers out that it feels incredible. Half an hour later with her legs locked out and feet pointing she is shaking with yet another orgasm as I lick and suck on her clit more, I kept right on licking and she was begging me to stop, we could do more later she said but it was starting to sort of tickle too. My first time ever licking pussy had gone really great, all the stories where the woman told about licking and sucking on her clit drove her wild made me want to do it for sure.

    We spent hours almost daily for like two weeks just pleasuring each other, she was sucking my cock and really enjoyed doing it, I never brought up more than that like intercourse or anal and neither did she, the oral was satisfying enough for us. She never told mom about anything far as I know, I watched her body mature and loved every summer with her larger boobs and pubic hair growing thicker. She filled right out by the time she was sixteen and looked amazing, she was still sucking my cock and would initiate it all the time. We had a great relationship then and still do today.

  • "Just A Little Incest"

    My aunt (dad's younger sister) is visiting today. My parents had forgotten something they need for dinner. They went to the store. It's 20-minute drive from where we live, in the countryside.

    My aunt stopped by my room. She had undone the top 3 buttons of her blouse. Her large and very pretty tits were practically hanging out.

    I was just doing homework but as she asked me about back-to-school I was staring at her tits and getting hard.

    She came in and took a look at what I was reading and writing. Her perfume was intoxicating.

    But now I could not hide the bulge in my shorts. She said it was getting hot today. I swallowed awkwardly. Yes.

    She just reached down and grabbed my boner through my shorts. There was a kiss, and then fumbling with my fly. In no time she was on her knees, by my bed. In no time I had turned toward her. I no time my BWC was to the root in her pretty mouth and throat.

    I had to tell her several times to slow down. I didn't want to blow my load too soon. My girlfriend isn't good at sucking yet (I'm teaching her, but she gets mad when I have to put my hand on her head) and she doesn't swallow. Our football coach invites a team girl or two to the post-game party when we win, but basically, I don't get this kind of oral treatment every day.

    When a flick of her tongue brings me over the edge I don't ask permission. I hold her head and nut in my aunt's mouth. I pull out and shoot the last spurt or on her face, then shake the last few drops from the head of my cock onto her lips. Clean my dick now, bitch!

    We're fully composed and cool when my parents return with the groceries. I ask my aunt when she's visiting again. She wants to see her brother, my dad, more often. He says that would be wonderful. My dick jumps.

    I Want To Be Cucked By My Widowed Mom.. With My Friends!

    I'll be honest, I'm extremely ashamed of these thoughts, and it's taken some courage to make this confession, but I want to watch my mom, who has been widowed for four years engage in sexual activity - with my friends..

    Now, I'm aware this could fit into a few different categories, so I apologise.

    Some backstory - I'm an average guy. I have a good job, a girlfriend and a nice house. I've never seen or thought of my own mother in a sexual way, but the idea and thought of watching her with someone else does turn me on.

    Unfortunately, we lost my father to lung cancer 4 years ago. She hasn't (as far as I'm aware), been with anybody since. She's a fairly conservative woman and keeps herself to herself.

    These thoughts have only started to arise recently, and it's not something that I've fantasized about for a long time, but I want to watch my mother engage in sexual activity with friends of mine - some of whom I've known for 15-20 years.

    It's so bad that if they asked, I'd strongly consider letting them sleep with my mother, as long as I could watch. I want to watch my own mother enjoy being sexual aroused and stimulated, whether that is through oral or vaginal intercourse. The taboo nature of the subject is also a turn-on.

    My mom is 62, and my friends range from late 20's-mid 30's. There's a big age gap there, and I don't think she'd even entertain the idea, but I'd love to be able to somehow arrange for it to happen. It's messed up I know, but it is what it is..

  • I'll Never Be Able To Look At My Mother The Same Way

    My parents are divorced and my mother has met a lot of men but struggled to find a steady boyfriend.

    The guy from last night left early. We were talking in my room and somehow she ended up blowing me.

    It was hot of course and she even swallowed, but things are hella awkward today.

    I've jerked off 3 times to the memory of my cum on my mother's tits.

    When It Started .

    I was 14 and she was 12 . She liked to walk with me and hold my hand . It had started when i was 10 and she was 8 . I was used to it . Even my friends were used to it . Joking about her being my girlfriend . When i was 12 i began to like it . We were both only children with no siblings . It was like having a young sister . One summer weekend when i was 14 and she was 12 . I had decided to go for a walk across the fields and countryside . I put a picknic blanket in my backpack . With a large bottle of juice and sandwiches . I set off . After walking about a half mile . She ran up behind me and held my hand . Asking me where i was going . When i told her she wanted to come with me . I sent her to ask her mum if it was alright for her to come . We walked along holding hands . Crossing the first few fields and going through a gate from one to the other . The last field had a gate at one side . We were heading straight on . We had to climb over the fence or go round and walk through other fields . I had no trouble climbing over the fence . But she was struggling . He skirt was caught on a fence post . I released it from the post and put my arms round her to lift her down . When her feet were on the ground . She reached up and put her arms round my neck . Pulling me down to kiss me on the lips . A real lingering kiss . Which i enjoyed . At that moment someting in me changed my feelings for her . As we walked we stopped to kiss . After about 2 hours she wanted to sit down and rest . We walked to a small group of trees in the middle of a field . In the middle there was grass . We sat in the shade to rest and have a drink . We lay on our backs to rest . I had my eyes closed almost falling to sleep . She sat on me . She leaned forward to kiss me . I put my arms round her pulling her down to kiss her . When she was ready we carried on walking . Later she wanted to rest again . This time it was in a small wood . We lay on the grass . She sat on me and kissed me . When she sat up i put my hands up her blouse . Touching her tiny boobs . I asked her to show me her boobs . She was not wearing a bra . Her little puffy boobs looked sexy . I was feeling them . She leaned to me and we kissed . I pulled her down at the side of me to kiss her . We lay kissing . I put my hand on her knee . While we were kissing i was sliding my hand up her skirt to her panties . I rubbed her pussy through her panties . Then i put my hand in her panties rubbing her wet pussy . Making her moan with pleasure . Her pussy was almost hairless . I licked her . She was moaning with pleasure . I continued to lick her and she had an orgasm . All i wanted to do was have sex with her . I took me jeans off and she let me fuck her cumming in her pussy . Every day we walked to a place where we were feeling safe and had sex . No one realised that we were together . They still assumed we were just friends . In the school holidays when my parents were at work all day . She came to my house . Most days we had sex on my bed . I never thought about making her pregnant . All i wanted was sex . When she was nearly 14 she had her first period . I had to pull out to cum . I had always been taken to be older than i was . Being over six foot three . I wanted to cum in her pussy and not need to pull out . I bought condoms . Not one pack but 3 . From then i bought them from the same herbalist . When he saw me he always had 3 packs ready for me . We continued to have sex any time we could . We saw each other in secret . Until i was 19 and she was 17 . When we made it public . Pretending that we had just got together . In the end we both got married . When we could we still had sex . No condoms now she was on the pill . It was mainly at her house when her husband had to work away . She sometimes came round to our house for a meal . My wife always thought we were just old friends . They talked about me . Joking about me . In the end she had to move away with her husbands work . I still miss my friend .

    Son Fucking

    (F39)
    So I became a mom rather young (by accident). The guy who got me pregnant took no responsibility what so ever but I didn’t want it anyways.
    Eventually when I was able to get a place of my own it became just me and my son. During the time I raised him I never really had the chance to date or ever meet the right person. So it was always just the two of us.

    I can’t exactly say why or what made the switch happen but during a night that I felt alone I tried to suck off my son in his sleep. This didn’t really work too well and he woke up while I had his cock in my mouth.
    I was trying to make him feel comfortable, as I didn’t want to scare him from anything, so I continued sucking his cock while he watched me. I knew he was unsure but when I let him cum in my mouth he did no longer mind.

    We didn’t really talk about it after that as we both spent the night separately then. But the morning after he asked if we couldn’t do it more regularly. So from there on I ducked his cock a lot, but I mean absurdly lot.
    By the end of the week we had sex for the first time and this set the pace for the relationship that is still lasting now.

    This is a repost! For those who want to chat hit me up in the comments. I am open to chat on Session.

    My Wife’s Pussy Gets Two Dicks.

    My brother and I have been fucking my wife’s pussy at the same time, he moved in about six months ago because he needed a place to stay and wanted to get out of our parents house. I know it’s really considered taboo, but it is such a turn on for her to have sex with two brothers especially the way we do it. She and I both seem to have the same fixation with it. I think my brother just likes to be able to fuck whenever he wants to. He’s only 18 and his libido is extremely high.She starts off sucking his dick while I watch and that always gets me hard and I usually will put it in her pussy while she’s still sucking his cock. I then usually get on the bottom as she climbs on top of me and he fucks her doggy style. her pussy is pretty loose because she took so many cocks before we got together and some of of them were really big. She cums from our fucking her about half the time. It feels so incredible to feel our hard cocks inside of her sliding along each other. Sometimes he cums first, and sometimes I cum first depending on who’s the most horny when we start fucking her. Whoever comes first, if the other one doesn’t come pretty quick, their cock will slide out and the other guy just fucks her until he comes. My wife is about pleasing cocks so she says it doesn’t matter if she comes or not. It’s amazing to me that I am married to a woman that just wants to be used for men’s pleasure. We have a normal life other than that but when it comes to sex, she is an animal and I guess we are too.

  • I Dont Think I Can Do This Anymore!

    I married because I needed somewhere to live and my husband needed someone to front his business as he was bankrupt.

    I have worked hard to reestablish ourselves financially but our marriage is a sham, a marriage of convenience.

    Love making is on his terms , hes an overweight diabetic who won't take any medication for his erectile dysfunction.
    Unbelievably he reads confessions on sites like this and when he gets hard he will have sex with me, sometimes he doesn't get hard enough to carry out the deed so he takes himself in hand and I bring my self off manually too.
    Most unsatisfactory in most cases.
    Is debts are nearly clear and I leave him but I really can't afford to rent a property and there is very little collateral in the house he inherited from his mum.
    So I can look around for someone else to move in and try again I suppose.

    Meanwhile we've been living through Online Chinese discount clothing stores beginning with Tem...

    Yesterday it was my dad's birthday he lives with my mum. Mum was helping someone on the other and I am taking them both out on the weekend, meanwhile I dropped a g*ft into him.
    Dad likes comfy trousers to sit around in but doesn't like joggers as such so I bought jogging bottoms made from cord for him.
    Dad is 60 and in good shape took early retirement and knows nothing of our financial mess.

    Anyway I asked him to go up and try his joggers on he did, and he came down and said they were a tiny bit tight, I said have you shorts underneath? He said of course. I told him to try them without shorts, he said he would later. I said or I could buy a bigger size, with that he dropped his joggers and started to take his shorts off
    "Dad!" I said. " your married aren't its won't be the dick you've seen! And now he was naked from the waist down ..... and he was hung. Probably double the size of my pathetic husbands 3-4 inch baby finger sized cock.
    Jeez dad I said, he took his cock in hand and waved it, saying it still works but sadly your mum and I dont have sex anymore then he sat there with a semi on putting on his cord joggers He pulled them up and I could see the outline of my fathers lovely big cock.
    I don't know why I done this but i knelt on the floor and adjusted the tie around his waist and I was very close to his cock and it was straining, so I pulled them down.
    Daddy sprang out and I grabbed his cock and tucked him back in and pulled his joggers up. We were both panting,!both looking at each other, and I said I had better get going, Dad agreed saying that my mum would be home soon.

    As I drove home I saw my friend walking dogs, and I stopped for a chat. Shelly thought I looked quite flushed! She also wondered if I want a job walking or grooming the dogs!
    That's income sorted I just now need to find somewhere to live. I know my bedroom at home is just full of stuff for the carboot all sat on my old bed.