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Just Saying

This enforced shutdown and isolating stuff is getting kind of boring I know for a lot of folks.
I'm lucky my wife is such a good woman or it would be unbearable. No going out for laughs, no hanging out with the guys, no sports bars. No games, no eating out comfortably, this really stinks. Could ignore everything and hang with guys on my own property, no nearby neighbors to break our balls. Sure don't want the freaking virus though.
So spending plenty of quality time with the wife and having more sex than usual because we're always together and it's been fun getting some head after breakfast or in the afternoons.
One thing I always kind of knew but it's very clear now is the way my wife is so kinky when it comes to being used. She's old fashioned that way. That she believes a wife's job number one is to keep her man satisfied. If more were like her there'd be a lot more marriages working and a lot less strife.
So it came out when we were talking about stuff that gets us turned on and she likes being talked to real meanly and degraded. Likes being called names and admitting what a slut she is.
I don't think she's really slutty these days but before we met she was sucking a handful of men and loved being groped and taking it in all three holes.
Thing that gets her hot is being treated like a worthless whore, a total skank.
Loves a man holding her head and fucking her face and calling her a c**t and a bitch. Slapping her face and telling her the only thing she's good for is taking care of cocks.
Make her confess that she's a nympho c**t and loves to drain mens balls. Tell her she's gonna love sucking wet cummy pussies and sweaty hairy assholes.
The dirtier the talk the hotter she gets and me too.
She goes nuts when I'm fucking her pussy and telling her I should of wore a rubber cause she's such a slut she probably has the sift from fucking drunk sailors with her whore girlfriends when they go out for a girls night. Make her admit that girls night is really cock lovers night and they go out for some strange.
I'm friends with two of her gf's men and they love their women being sluts too. When we were able to go out and hang with each other we used to go to the basement, shoot some pool and tell about our c**ty wives and girlfriends.
Maybe once this shit is over we'll try some swinging partys and swap pussies.

Wing-woman Gets The Action

My single friend asked me to go along with her to meet a new guy she met online. When we get to the bar, he had also showed up with a friend named Matt. I actually sort of liked the guy and Matt and we all made flirty small talk for a long time until my friend went out to the dance floor with her new man.

I left the table to go to the bathroom and just as I came out of the bathroom there was Matt. He says "enough talk" and pulls me toward him by placing his hands on my butt. He pulls me in and we start kissing, his one hand on my butt and the other holding my head. I finally break the kiss and say "Whoa, I'm married!" He replies, "This is me not caring." He pulls up the back of my dress (it was fairly short) and begins cupping my bare ass cheeks (I had on a thong) and goes for another kiss.

I eventually pull down my dress, pushing his hand away. "OK stop, people can see and I'm married!" I said. He took my hand and led me back into the bar area. My friend and her new guy were still dancing. Matt says, "follow me" and leads me outside.

Without talking, we walk around the corner which is actually an alley between the two buildings. We pass two couples who must have been from the bar, both making out. Matt takes me just past them, still holding my hand. He spins me slightly and we kiss again. Then he suddenly spins me again so I'm facing the wall. He pulls my dress up again to just above my butt and I hear his fly unzip. "What are you doing?" I ask and he replies "What do you think?" He pressed my back down slightly with one hand, then with the other he pulls my thong out of my crack and pulls it to the side. I quick say, "No, wait, I can't, no please". While I'm talking he spits in his hand, rubs his spit on his dick, and pushes it against me. All of a sudden he penetrates me. He pushes about half way in and I say "please no" one more time. He begins rocking my hip with his hand to get me to ride back and forth a couple of times until he's all the way in. Finally I say, "Ok, just go fast!" He starts quickly pounding me.

It lasted a few minutes. At first I just left him pound me, but as he continues it starts feeling pretty good. I start rocking my hips to match his rhythm. I feel him take one hand off my hip and for a second it's gone. Suddenly, I feel his wet thumb shoving into my ass. He puts his thumb in and starts making small circular motions in my ass. This sends me over the edge a little. I know at some point I said "Oh yes, that's so good." Finally he sort of pushes his thumb in my butt and holds it there. I feel the first jet as he begins to go. "No, no, pull out!" I pleaded. No condom, just an IUD. I knew I probably wouldn't get pregnant, but still I had this flash of him getting me pregnant. Plus all I knew was his first name and he's in me bareback.
He pushed hard into me and just kept going.

Eventually it ended. He lets me stand up as I tug my thong back into position and pull the back of my dress down. "See, easy." he says. That's it. He gives me a quick peck on the cheek and takes my hand, leading me back into the bar. As we pass the couples in the alley, one girl looks back at me, smiles and winks!

We get back in the bar and find our friends. My friend looks at me wide-eyed seeing us come in from outside, Matt leading me by the hand. We make small talk for a while, with Matt even asking me about my kids! We call it a night and as my friend and I walk alone she begins to ask "What happened?" I say to her "I don't want to talk about it." We walk a few more feet and she asks, "just tell me, if I think what happened actually happened, was he big and did you enjoy it?" I replied, "He was average and I think I did. Please can we change the topic?" We started window shopping as we walk to the train. The rest of the way home I sat in so much discomfort knowing Matt's stuff was in me and thinking how I'd hide it.

I knew my husband was looking forward to me getting back because he said I looked hot when I dressed to leave and he was looking forward to sex. It was late enough that he was already half asleep on the sofa when I got home. I quickly went to him before he fully woke and pulled his waistband down as far as I could. I just started sucking, getting him hard as he woke from his nap. "Hey, that's a nice Hello." He said. "I'm so horny and wet for you" I said, "Let me ride you". He quickly slid off his shorts as I pulled my thong to the side for the second time. I kept him locked in a kiss as I lowered myself onto him. I was nervous he'd feel the slime on my thong trapped between us but he was more interested in the kiss and me humping him. "Wow, you ARE wet." he goes. I just kiss him again and begin riding him hard and fast until he unloads. If he felt anything unusual, he didn't say anything and I hope he somehow thought I was really horny and wet, though I don't know how.

After we finish I quickly pull my thong back into place and sit next to him. He asks how the night was and how was the guy my friend was meeting. "Was it boring being the wing woman?" he asks at one point. He actually called it something different, but I'm changing it for this story. I never mentioned Matt was even there. As we talked, all I could think of was having two guys within a couple of hours and how wet my underwear was. I was so relieved to finally take off my dress and pull off that thong. I could barely sleep all night reliving the whole thing over and over.

Now I'm half upset for letting it happen, and half turned on because it happened. Whenever I wear that thong, I play with myself at work under my desk or while I'm sitting on the sofa at home thinking about that night. My friend never dated the guy again and never offered to hook me back up with Matt. We never exchanged any numbers or anything, so it's just something that happened. It's been a few months, but I can already tell that somehow I'm going to have to find another guy so I can have sex with two guys in the same day. I don't know how yet, but it's almost all I think about now.

She Made Me The Devil

I dated a girl named Julie in HS years ago. I loved the girl, and was the best BF I could be, mainly because she was an absolute freak in bed. She was game for ANYTHING I wanted to do, and she would fuck on command... which is usually how the psycho ones are. She actually pushed me to be as kinky as I could be, and dared me to invite my friends into our bed. After a year, the true psycho came out and I just couldn't do it anymore. I tried to break it off in a civilized manner because I honestly didn't want to destroy her, but she needed help that I couldn't give her. Of course, she wouldn't accept it and stalked and begged and made my life hell until I had to play dirty to drive her off.
And it was bad, but I finally got my point across.

She retaliated by fucking every friend that I had ever introduced her to, and I really can't blame her for being that angry; or at my friends for taking advantage, because she would have happily done them all anyway just to be that dirty. She was the very definition of a "psychotic slut" beneath that innocent acting exterior, and by the time it happened, I honestly didn't care anymore.

Fast forward several years... I find out from an old mutual friend that to this day, it takes the mere mention of my name to send her into a rage. I haven't seen or talked to her since the day we split, but I am apparently that demon-spawned ex that she never quit hating. I don't know if I should feel bad, or be proud?

Lol, maybe I like being the devil to someone.

She had a daughter a couple of years after we split, and I absolutely know she's not my kid. Not even a remote chance. Pretty girl... seems well-balanced... but she's Julie's daughter, and crazy runs rampant in that family; and you know what they say about "like mother, like daughter".

Natalie got married shortly after HS, and I had already checked her out online a couple of times when I still had that cringe of a possibility that I might have spawned something evil with her mom. Nat and her husband "seemed" happy, but I did too when I was dating Julie. I could see the signs; the "broken gaze" he had when standing in the background of pictures, and little comments on her feeds that may as well have come from Julie's demented mind at that same age. And he was just "me" at that age, with the same interests and tastes that betray your preferences when it comes to sex.

Brett was fucking Natalie in all the same kinky ways that I had fucked her mom... I could see it in them.

Seriously, I was just covering my ass when I looked into Natalie; making sure that Julie wasn't keeping a secret daughter from me. I was fine once I nailed down her birthday and knew it was impossible, but then I read the post about the "abusive monster that drove her mom into mental illness".

No... That was not even remotely how any of it happened, and Julie knows it. She made me the devil, and reading Natalie's post about me absolutely brought out the horns that that girl honestly believed I had.

I started watching their FB feeds and waited for them to sell something. I got Brett's cell# from that, and then I texted him a "spam ad" from a disposable email address, advertising the amateur porn site that would have sucked me in, and included a pic of a woman from there that greatly resembled Natalie. Of course he's going to do a double-take, and then check out the site. He's married to a sexual freak who is open to so many things, and the women of that family are so much alike... I know they take pictures and like exposing her. I was that way with her mom!

It took a couple of days, but there was Natalie, face covered but stripped to her underwear, and I started the conversation with her husband; how she was sexy as hell, and all the things I'd love to do with her, and I sucked him into telling me all kinds of things about his wife. I got him to share all the graphic nude pics, and all the kinky stories of things that they had done. I played it for weeks until we were the best of friends, and he admitted that he wanted to watch an older guy fuck his wife like a little whore... and what do you know, "I just happen to live in the next town over".

It just took a few dick pics and partial nudes, and cum shots over her naked photos to convince her that they wanted her to fuck me, and finally, there I am at the Motel 6, looking Julie's daughter in the eyes and knowing that she will happily let me do to her all the things that she has no idea I did to her mom, because she has no clue who I actually am.

With her husband standing feet away, stroking his erection, I put Natalie on her knees and slipped my cock into her mouth. She sucked it like it was the best cock she had ever had, and he's taking pics of everything his wife does. Prearranged that he would keep my face out of it, he's shooting all the evidence, and they have no clue what is actually happening when I spread her legs and sink my cock deep into Natalie's pussy.

I fucked Natalie in every way possible, and spanked her little ass just like I did her mom, and I pushed deep when I came and put every drop I had inside her tight, psychotic pussy... and there's Brett, taking pictures of it all.

I scanned through his photos and deleted everything showing my face, and then used my own phone to get a selfie of me and his sweaty topless, well-fucked wife.

I deleted that email address and disappeared from their lives. I was just a kinky one night stand to them, but I now have a pic of me and a freshly fucked topless Natalie right next to an identical pic I took of me and a freshly fucked topless Julie in high school. Natalie and Brett's baby looks remarkably like my baby pictures... and guess who's raising that kid?

Hey, Julie made me her personal devil... What do you think I'm going to do?

And don't worry, I have no intention of saying, "Guess who?" Brett and Natalie are raising a happy kid.

Cheating Wife Unexpected Revenge

My wife cheated at a work function.
Things have been kind of rocky between me and her. She is racked with guilt but really enjoyed the sex.
In our apartment complex there a hot stunningly beautiful single mom.
She is got a beautiful sexy body. She is an 8 out of 10.
I was walking my two akita dogs. And jen the hot neighbor milf was walking her little dog. My wife was feeling argumentative and so i went for a little walk. I ran into Jen who invited me to walk with her. We ended up at her apartment we talked i could not keep my eyes off of her legs in her skirt.
Before to long we had long lasting earth shattering sex.
I got her off to many times to count and i came in her 3 times

Giving Oral At Work Out Of Boredom

I was begrudgingly putting my husband through college by working at a fast food place that I hated. I was on break with a coworker liked least from my shift. I was bored, disgruntled and not thrilled to be there. The coworker caught on to my misery and asked if I wanted to flip the script and make our break exciting. How so? He told me to give him a bj.

I scoffed and asked, Why would I do that? I'm not attracted to him at all. If I had to rate the men on my shift he'd be nearly the last man to mess around with. I don't even like giving head. I basically stopped doing that as soon as I lost my V. Good luck with convincing me, I thought.

He basically replied along the lines with; Because it would make your whole day exciting. Because you want to. Because when you kiss your husband tonight, only you will know your mouth that you are kissing him with had been on another man's dick. And only we would know how to make this boring as hell job fun. He got me, I had to admit to myself. I got on my knees to blow him. I still wasn't attracted to him. I had no place to spit and was fully dressed so I reluctantly swallowed.

Some word spread and I eventually became the most popular girl for men to want to take breaks with. Eventually, any guy, that was in on it, that took his break with me got blown by me while I was topless. I still didn't like giving oral but I did it mostly because it made my day less terrible and the men loved it. I made the change to topless mostly so I didn't have to swallow, I could am them at my chest when it came out. I still didn't let them have full sex with me but I loved being lusted for by them.

One day at the start of my shift, our franchise manager called me in to the office. He wasn't normally there. He was visibly freaked out and informed me that he learned from regional management about what I had been doing during my shifts. All the regional managers knew. Didn't I know there was cameras? As I realized this I expected to feel mortified but I felt mostly aroused that all the regional managers saw. I wondered what exactly they saw. I was soon fired.

When I got home I told my husband I quit that day. Work just got too unbearable. I went through a lot of terrible jobs after that but I eventually got one I loved. I hated that job but I'm fine with how it ended. No, my husband never found out and I never told anyone either

Not Feeling Guilty

I got pregnant and then married at 23 to a 47 year old man. I had number two back to back. For fifteen years sex was there, never exciting but sex twice a month. My husband is now 67, on a series of medications, total ED, he hasn't fucked me in seven years.

I met a handyman three years ago, he is no one you what to marry. He is rough and can get physical. I learned to avoid getting a black eye by getting on my knees and sucking his cock till he calms down. He is a beast, he tore me open and I needed two stitches in my ass, he fucks on impulse whether I'm ready or not. I spat on him once and I got slapped around.

I felt guilty of cheating on my husband, I don't any more, I hide my bruises, take what he dishes out on me, kneel and suck if he is in a bad mood, and if not I take it and keep my mouth shut. My husband is like an older brother, he provided me with a nice life, my kids are in a good college. I can't complain considering what triggered my marriage. If he discovers me he will through me out, but not seeing my lover boy is not an option.

Fertility Center Fun

I am a nurse and used to work at a fertility center for 5 years back when I was in my late 20s. I was married and cheated on my husband with one of the patients

I have not cheated on my husband since and what I did would have gotten me fired but thinking about it now has me very horny and I’d like to share.

We saw many patients on a daily basis at the center who have trouble conceiving. Usually the husband will go into what we call the jerk off room to provide a specimen of fresh semen to be implanted into his wife. Some guys have trouble so we have magazines etc for all types of interests. Sometimes they have to come back multiple times as well if the implantation is not successful.

So anyway this one husband I found extremely attractive. I have a huge crush on khal drogo from game of thrones and he looked a lot like him. Big and muscular with long hair. This was his third time coming back to deposit a sample and he was having trouble.
He came out and said he couldn’t do it because of the pressure and it not working the past two times. I told him we had magazines but he said he just couldn’t do it today and was going to leave.

I’m still not exactly sure what overcame me other than I thought he was hot but I told him to come back in the room with me. I knew what I was about to suggest was extremely risky especially if he told on me. However I know I am attractive. I’m a petite brunette about 5 ft 3 and 115 pounds with a sexy round ass.

So I told him I could help him out but he could never tell a soul. I locked the door behind me and he gave me a funny look. I told him I was dead serious and that we didn’t have much time if he wanted to get this done.

I gave him a specimen cup to hold and then I unbuttoned his pants and pulled down his underwear to reveal a quite impressive half hard dick.
I could tell he still couldn’t believe what was happening but I started to stroke him and he got fully erect quickly. I stroked him slowly at first selfishly as I wanted to enjoy this too.

Not much more was said verbally between us but as I was stroking him he started to rub his hands down my back and stopped at my ass feeing and squeezing it. I heard him mumble how hot my ass was as he pulled down my scrub pants and underwear. He then started to rub his hands all over my juicy ass before he moved to my pussy and rubbed my clit.

So basically if anyone walked in on us they would have seen me with my scrubs down around my ankles half naked getting fingered by a patient and him with his pants off with my little hand moving up and down on his thick dick. We also started to make out and we rubbed each other and picked up the pace.

I told him he needed to have the sample tube ready before he shot his load but he was busy fingering me so I let him finger me to an orgasm before I got on my knees still half naked and took him in my mouth. I sucked him hard and fast for about a minute before he shot a huge load in the sample tube.

I never saw him again after this but I heard his wife got pregnant that time. I would never do this again but it is def a hot memory for me.

Nudist Mom?

A few weeks ago I discovered some nude pictures of my mom. I wasn’t snooping. They just happened to be in an envelope right there on the book shelf.
They were taken back at the beginning of summer from a trip that my mom and her friend Jan – both divorced – had taken down to Mexico for a couple of weeks. There is nothing sexual about the pictures, they just show my mom standing outdoors by a wall and some green plants and sitting in a white wicker chair relaxing.
Mostly I’m just surprised that my mom went nude on this vacation because I had no idea that she was any sort of a nudist, which is fine with me. I’m just not sure if I should say anything, and how she would feel about her son knowing about this. Any advice?

My Summer Of Sex Education

When I was barely 13 years old, I traveled with my mother to visit family friends who were now living in Greece. They had a daughter who was about a year older than me, but we were good friends and I was excited to see her again. The family was staying in a nice house by Mediterranean Sea.

My first visit to the local beach was an eye-opener. I grew up in the Midwest where modesty rules. So, I found it hard not to stare. Some of the women on the beach were topless: young (mostly), but also old, fat and skinny. Also, the men were wearing skimpy suits that were so tight it was easy to see the outline of their penis and balls. My friend told me she knew where there was another beach, further down the road and behind some rocks, where both men and women sunbathed in the nude. I couldn't wait to check it out.

The next time we visited the beach, my friend and I headed off to explore what was beyond the rocks. We saw a couple ahead of us and decided to follow them -- not too close -- so they wouldn't notice and hopefully we would see something. We hid behind some rocks and watched them descend down to a small cove that looked very private. Sure enough, after laying down their blanket and bags, they started taking off all their clothes. The woman was attractive and had a nice body. But I was really interested in the guy, as was my friend. Once naked, I could see his cock and it looked a bit small. Still, I was feeling naughty and thrilled being voyeur and wondering what might happen. It didn't take long to find out. They lay down on the blanket and almost immediately became amorous, kissing and cuddling.

Soon, they were both fondling each other. Then the woman lay her head on the man's lower abdomen and put his cock in her mouth. That was my first shock. I had sort of heard of oral sex, but seeing it was entirely different. I could see that his little cock was quickly stiffening, and getting much bigger. The woman clearly knew what she was doing and seemed to be in control, because once he was fully erect, she got up and straddled his body then lowered herself on to him. That was a second shock. In my limited knowledge, I had a hazy idea of what fucking was about, but didn't think it involved the woman being on top. I was fascinated and also feeling tingly in a way I don't really remember feeling before. I looked at my friend who had her eyes glued on what was happening. We both looked at each other and laughed quietly, but stayed where we were.

After several minutes of the woman rocking back and forth (I was fascinated by how here large breasts would jiggle as she fucked), the man eased her off and had her lay down on the blanket with her legs apart. He looked around to make sure they were alone. We ducked down and then went back to watching. He was now on top of her, fucking really hard and fast. She was enjoying it because I could hear her groans as he kept up a fast pace. Suddenly the man began to groan and he slowed down, finally stopping and lying on top of her.

We figured we had seen enough, so we headed back to the main town beach, and jumped into the water to cool off. We were both horny and hot from watching. That night, we talked about what we saw but my friend seemed to be in a hurry to turn out the lights and go to bed. We were sharing a double bed, so I could feel the mattress begin to jiggle a little while later and could hear her breathing heavily and then let out a few sighs at the end. This was my third shock. My friend was already masturbating, something I hadn't started to do yet. But now everything I had seen and even felt that day, had my head jumbled with thoughts and visions and my body was tingling intensely. I remember wanting to do something to free the ache I felt, but not sure what and feeling too shy to ask my friend how she did it.

Once my trip was over and I returned home and was in the privacy in my own bedroom, I began touching and eventually had my first orgasm, while thinking of that horny couple on the beach.

Naughty Teenage Secret

I used to date a gal who had three daughters. All of them teens ranging in ages from13 to 16. The youngest one was very,...shall we say naughty. She would wear spandex shorts that hugged tightly all of her lady parts. One day when her mom was at work, I was in my bedroom watching t.v. She came to the door and asked if she could watch t.v. too. I was okay with that. Her spandex were showing off her cameltoe pussy and it aroused me. She eventually laid her head in my lap as we were watching t.v. She layed her head right by my groin area. I tried to make no big deal of it but then she rested her hand right near the tip of my cock. She was rocking her head and hand gently but it made my cock quiver to attention. She knew what she was doing. Before you know it she turned and looked up at me. My cock was now right by her mouth. I couldn't help it...I started getting an erection. As the erection neared her mouth she smiled and rested her face right on top of the head. She said she wanted to see my cock. I wasn't shocked at this point. So I pulled it out and she studied it with obvious desire. Just then she opened her mouth and my mushroom head on my cock was inside. Her warm mouth sucked and she tried to put as much of my thick shaft in her mouth. She proceeded to get me off spraying my cum all over her face. After that she left the room. It never happened again but it's something I'll never forget.