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Moms Friend

So I was 16 and had just got my driver's license, my mom and her friend were hanging out drinking and my mom asked if i could give her friend a ride to the liquor store since they were drunk. I said sure so my moms friend and i set off for the store. I'll call my moms friend V she was probably 38-40 at the time kinda cute, your average middle age white suburban mom, weight i would guess 160-170 ish kinda chubby. So as we are driving she talking up a storm and slurring her words i can tell shes pretty wasted she starts asking my about girls and stuff i was kinda shy like yeah i have friends or whatever blah blah blah and she starts on about how sweet and handsome i am and how lucky some girl will be and she puts her had on my thigh and leaves it there until we get to the store. She has me park around the side (which i thought was odd beacuse there were plenty of spots right up front) and she goes in. Now by this time my teenager hormones made my dick hard from the thigh rubbing and i was like "god i hope she doesn't notice" lol so she come out gets in and starts telling me how sweet i was for driving her and says come here i want a hug, she leans in like way in and drunkenly hugs me while doing this her arm rubbed against my hard dick she was like oh what's this? I started stammering like a idiot like omg im so sorry it just happened and she says and ill never forget it "i can take care of that" she leans in to kiss me and we start making out she pulls my dick out that was crazy hard and streaming pre cum and says "this is our secret forever" i gulped and said ok she smiled and told me to sit back. She went down on me like a pro i knew the way she took it all the way down i wouldn't last long. As im watching her slurp my dick she said you can touch me! So i slid my hand down the back of the leggings she was wearing and started to rub her pussy which was like dripping wet, at that moment i couldn't hold back anymore i babbled something incoherent and she slowed the pace down as i started to shoot a massive load in her mouth. She swallowed a huge 5 blast horny teenager load like it was her favorite thing. She looked at me after gently milking every drop of sperm and says "you taste so good". I kept my word and never spoke of it until today im 40 and that is still the best blowjob I've ever received.

Mother In Law

Fucked my mother-in-law two months ago. My wife (her daughter) was out of town for work. My mother-in-law was staying at our house with me to help with our 3 kids.

One night I was sitting in bed watching tv in just my underwear. Gray fruit of the loom briefs. She knocked and came in to make sure I didn’t need anything. She made a comment saying I took you as a boxers guy. I laughed and said no. Next thing I know her robe came undone and was open. She was naked underneath. Her nice tits were out and her hairy pussy was exposed. I said your daughter is as hairy as you.

Then we ended up kissing and she took my underwear off. I tried to stick my dick in her asshole but she grabbed my dick and said I got take dick in my ass like my daughter. I was turned on by her dominant attitude. She stuck my dick in her hairy pussy. Fucked her for a good 30 minutes before cumming in her pussy.

I pulled out and wiped my dick off with my underwear. She got up, put her robe on and left. I put on clean underwear and went to sleep.

My Father-in-law

My husband is a trucker he is 35. We had been planning a camping trip with my husbands parents. Linda is a ER nurse and and she has been working 12 hour days and would join us on Saturday.
Friday we ended up at the lake both of us taking our campers
We sat up i made dinner my husband had driven straight through the night and got home at 3pm. We had been drinking beers and telling funny stories. My hubby went to put the kids to bed. He himself wanted to pass out i did not blame him. Me and my father in law Tom just opened a beer and i was going to finish up our beers and clean up camp camp.
Tom is about four inches taller then my husband forty pounds heavier and looks like an older version of my husband.
My husband was out of town five days at a time and i was horny on day two of him being gone. Now on day six i was extremely horny.
Tom kept looking at my legs. I was wearing my p.j's a pair of silk shorts and a robe. Le kept looking at my legs so i opened my legs a little and slid them towards Tom. He kept his eyes legs and i asked him did i miss a patch of hair when i shaved?
Startled Tom said no no i guess i was just looking at how tanned your legs are. I blushed and said i need to sun tan nude my butt is white as a ghost.
He Tom said really?
So i stood up and pulled my shorts aside and showed him. He reached out to grab my ass and i got nervous and sat down one chair closer but i sat down before he could touch my ass.
He said sorry sorry. I said no your all good i thought i heard something.
Then i got playful and flirty. I asked what where you reaching for.
He said i got caught up i thought well i like your cute little tight butt tom said. I stood up and pulled my shorts half way down. I let him grab my butt and it freaked me out when his hands dripped under the silk of my shorts. He grabbed my ass and slid a thick big finger in my pussy again i got nervous and freaked. I pulled up my shorts.
We finished our beers moved the chairs behind the camper. Tom came behind me in the bushes and i felt him lean in his belly on my back. Tom kissed and nibbled on my neck he slid his hand under my shorts and fingered me he pushed his hips into me as he did this and i pushed by hips back into him. He is in love with my legs its not like im a tall blond bombshell im 5foot1 brunette. Tom is about to make me cum with his fingers and us bumping hips.
I freak out and pull up my shorts. I heard something i said we could get caught.
1 its secluded from a good view
2 its pitch black dark out
3 i was just freaked out
Tom pulls me aside and into his camper. He pulled me over to the couch he pulls my shorts down. He pulls me up to his shoulders sits my pussy infront of his face and licks and sucks my pussy. After a few orgasms i slid down and line his cock up with my pussy and slow slide down his dick.
First thing i notice Tom is bigger then my husband by several inches and his girth is a lot thicker then my husband T.J i just squatted and bounced my ass up and down and rode his big cock. I kept orgasming riding toms thick long cock. Tom put me on my back and really gave it to me my shorts caught on my ankle my robe wide open my tits flapping and bounced around i could feel him deep in my pussy.
He put me on my hands and knees and after a few big orgasms Tom finely came in my pussy deep in my pussy it felt great and i had one huge orgasm on his cock as he came in me.
I feel asleep it was midnight i woke up at 3am and snuck back into my camper. I got into bed with my husband and feel asleep.
This so far is the only time me and Tom senior have had sex. We did not act odd or talk about it but i would not say no if the chance came up again.

My Dutch Mother-in-law

My mother-in-law came to London when my wife was expecting a baby. My wife suggested that I took her to a London pub, because they don't have pubs like that in Holland. I took her to The Half Moon in Putney, and she really enjoyed it. On the way home, because she was Dutch, I took her to see the windmill at Wimbledon Common. We began to kiss. One thing soon led to another, and I finished up fucking her outside on the ground in the open. There was no moon, so people in the other car there had no idea what we were doing. When we got back home, my wife was asleep, and I fucked my mother-in-law once more before we went to our beds.

Bosses Daughter

My bosses daughter has worked at his business for years. She’s currently 24 and a recent college graduate. But this all started back when she was 18 and fresh out of school.

It was on a weekend and things were slow. It was just me, her and a few others there at work. We got to talking and she admitted she liked me. I was 42 at the time. Plus she admitted that she had no experience to go off to college with, stated she was a virgin. Yeah surprised me when she said that. Judging by her body and what she wore ; yoga pants, thongs showing above her jeans sometimes, thong outline in her yoga pants. I figured she was sexually active.

That day we went into the back stock room. I unbuttoned my jeans and unzipped them. She grabbed the waist band of my white briefs and pulled them down holding them under my balls. She said my dad wears the same underwear. I got hard instantly and she started to suck it.

Wow was she good for a virgin! She told me she had sucked a guy off before in high school. She also said he wasnt hairy like me. It had been years since I had sex so I didnt groom anymore. It didn’t take me long to cum, she jerked me off as I came over her tongue and mouth area. She put my briefs back up over my dick and I pulled my pants up. I thanked her and she said it was fun and we should do it again sometime.

The following weekend we did it again. Though that time she had on a skirt and she took her thong off to show me her nicely groomed hairy pussy. I was surprised it wasn’t shaved. She told me that she liked some hair down there, her and her mom didn’t shave. I was all for that groomed bush. She undid my pants, pulled my briefs down and sucked me off again.

I told her of she wanted she could stop by my house tomorrow evening. I have the day off work. With no hesitation she said I’d love too. That morning I went out for my normal run then showered and groomed just a tad. Used scissors to trim my long hairs on my bush. Put on a new pair of briefs that I had just got and went to rite aid to get some condoms. Been years since I had bought any. Grabbed a box of magnums and went home. Kinda felt odd buying them..

Later that night I took her virginity. Holy fuck was it sexy. She has an amazing body and that groomed pussy is so sexy. I blew a massive load in the condom. She stayed the night. Following morning she wanted more dick. I was already hard because I get morning wood every morning. Only I was fucking her pussy and she said I want to see if it will fit in my butt. I was all for trying that because I had never fucked a woman in her butt. Used plenty of lube and I fucked her ass. Ended up cumming in her ass because she took the condom off of me. Was the hottest sex ever!

Now every summer break from college I’ve been her fuck buddy. Up until she recently graduated. The sex has been going very steady since then. Seems like we have sex every night at my place when she’s on her way home from work.

Letting My Wife Have Some Fun.

My wife still has a super high sex drive, but I dont want to nearly as often. I am good with doing it once every 2 or 3 days, but lately she has been wating to have sex multiple times a day. With the quarentine and both of us being home all the time, she just wants to pass the time by fucking. I dont have problems getting boners or anything, I just havnt been as horny as her lately, but I have felt bad about not being in the mood when she always is. I decided to have a talk with her and see if she wanted to try and find someone on tinder or some dating site that would just want to fuck, no emotional attachment but just someone that could help when Im not in the mood. At first she did not take to the idea at all. I think she was very surprised by my suggestion and openness to this idea.

About a month later she asked again if I was still ok with it, and I told her that I was. She created her Tinder profile and ended up matching with pretty much every guy that she wanted. When she would talk to some of these guys and explain her situation, they all seemed very eager to step in and help. For a couple weeks she always ended up backing out when she had someone lined up to come over, but one night we had both been drinking, and she invited a guy who was 21 (about 10 years younger than us) over and he showed up. He seemed surprised to see me, but I let him know that this was my idea initially, they went off to the bedroom and they fucked 3 times over about a 2 hour span. I remember those days of being so horny I had to jerk off multiple times a day just so I could leave the house without a boner.

She invited this guy over a couple more times and they would bang like rabbits. One day after he had left, my wife came to me and said that this guy had some friends that would love to join in, and she wanted to see what my thoughts were about a group of these young cum factories going at my wife. The idea actually turned me on a bit and I said only if I could join them. He came the next night with 6 friends and it was a sexual awakening to me. I had never watched other people have sex in person, I would step back and watch at times and the 7 of us took turns in my wife's mouth and vagina, or groping at parts of her body. When I finally came, I left the room, but the rest of the guys went at it for hours. We had bought a 24 pack of condoms for this, and she said they ran out before the guys were done, but she said once they ran out she made the guys cum in her mouth. She also had a stomach ache the next morning and we think it was because of how much cum she says she swallowed.

We have both been alot happier since, and we are looking to work on getting a group of womem for me to try that with, but it has been harder to find a willing group of chicks than it was to find a bunch of horny young dudes. I am glad we have started doing this, and look forward to continuing to do so.

Lake Party

So my wife and I decided to take our boat for a weekend On the lake. It’s a good size 45 foot boat with a nice living quarters. Anyway Friday we anchor in one of our usual spots forgetting College had started. Come Saturday morning we make up to all sorts of boats all tied up. We had boats tied up to both sides of our boat witch is what people do at a party coves. We decided to stay a bit and my noon the place was packed ! I was enjoying the sight of all the good looking collage girls in bikinis that hardly fit them and I’m sure my wife was enjoying the view of college guys. Now my wife is a hot 40 year old that looks likes she’s in her early to mid 30s and has a great tight body with nice breast. She has always gotten looks and today was no different . We had so many people passing throughout our boat to get to other boats. All were very nice offering us drinks or beer.
So I decided to adventure off and check out some of the nice looking boats. I was gone a good hour or more talking to boat owners and a few college girls along the way. When I made my way back to out boat their were a lot of rope hanging out on our boat. As I conversed with a few of the I didn’t see my wife but I noticed our cabin door was slightly open about 6to 8 inches. I knew we had locked it up so I made my way to it. As I got to the sliding door I could see my wife inside on the sofa with 2 good looking guys one sitting on each side of her. One was kissing kissing her with passion, the other was massaging her tits . The one deep in a kiss had pulled her bikini bottom to one side and had 2 fingers fucking her. She was definitely enjoying this because she was moving her hips up and down in rhythm with is fingers.
Now we are not new to having a little sexual fun. We have played at times with very close friends but she has never been in a threesome nor with someone she didn’t know. She was moaning so loud in pleasure and I watched as they brought my wife to a beautiful forceful orgasm. Soon after she came down from her high as they still locked lips the other guy stopped massaging her tits, he stood up dropped his swim trunks and out piped a super hard rock cock. He pulled on her bikini bottom and removed them. With no resistance from my wife he spreads her legs apart and guides his cock into my wife’s pussy. He was teasing her at first but soon had his cock shoved all the was deep in her . At this point she was crying out OMG your cock feels so good. Please don’t stop. Fuck my pussy baby .
She now had the other guys swim trunk down to his knees and his cock in her mouth. Sucking and licking every inch of it. The guy was loving her blow job praising her work and encouraging her for more. I had such a hard on watching. I wanted to fuck her so bad . I herd the guy fucking her pussy cry out Fuck I’m cumin. I watched him push hard and deep then unload his cum deep in her pussy. As he was cumin my wife lifted her hips up and wrapped her legs around him and pushed him in close Making sure he was as deep as possible as he shot his young cum in her pussy. He continued to stroke her pussy after about 5 min my wife stopped sucking the other guys cock and looked at the guy still in her pussy and said Fuck your still hard. OMG baby your going going to fuck me again. He responded with not only am I going to fuck you again but I’m going to fill your pussy with more baby making cum . Even though my wife can’t get pregnant this still turned her on and and she cried our OMG yes make me a baby. Fill me up again with your cum.
He’s was now pumping her really hard and fast. Their bodies slapped together loudly. She was being pounded so hard that she had trouble sucking the other guy but she kept his cock in her hand and he was now massaging her tits as her pussy was jack hammered . This seamed to last for ever but soon I watched her body tension up and she moaned loudly . I knew she was about to cum. About that time the guy cried out I’m cumin and about the same time she cried out FUCK YES ! AHHHH ! Both came at about the same time. My wife’s legs shook in pleasure as she came. They stayed locked together for a good 2 minutes then the other guy decided it was his turn and he positioned my wife on her knees on the sofa and entered her pussy doggy style. He was so turned on that only after a few hard deep forceful thrust he shot his cum load deep in her pussy also.
As he pulled out I watched cum race out her pussy. I guess her pussy was over loaded with their love cream. They kissed a bit more then told them they had the leave now. As soon as the left. I gave her a minute then I walked in. She was surprised to see me. She smiled at me and said honey I’d tell ya what just happen but my the looks of your hard cock in those shorts, I’d say you were watching . I ripped my shorts off and I fucked her already cum filled pussy like a young sex crazed man. I shot a huge load inside her and then watched more cum race out her pussy. It ended up being a crazy sexual weekend on the lake.

My Raw Moment

I have told this before, to the police and to my therapist, the police only after my therapist insisted. It was one year ago, I went to my townhome at lunch to get a quick lunch. I saw a man in a pickup and figured he was a contractor, I had a problem with the shower curtain rod and I asked if he could fix that permanently for me.

I showed him the bathroom, showing him how the curtain rod fell off the holder when I opened the curtain. He got close to look and then his arms were around me holding me from behind, one hand grabbed my breast, the other grabbed my crotch. I started yelling at him and he told me to shut up. I shut up, from then on the only human sounds were grunts and breathing.

You are always aware that some place some time you can be grabbed, now it was my turn. Getting free was not going to happen he was just too strong. His hard dick was rubbing my backside, his fingers digging into my crotch, I started to get teary, I started to tremble. I didn't want it to happen in the bathroom, but that is where it was going to happen.

He had me pressed against the vanity, getting my pants down. I balanced myself with my hands holding the vanity or on the mirror, my pants were pushed down below my hips, he had lowered his pants all with just one hand holding me by my breast. I closed my eyes and waited for his dick, when it went in I had to maneuver on my toes to make room. I watched myself in the mirror while he pounded me until he released himself in me.

He left me in the bathroom and left. I waited several minutes before pulling my pants up. He was gone, I fixed some tea, called the store and told them I was not going back in that afternoon. I sat on my couch and thought about my afternoon, I got up fixed a sandwich and then went to bed.

My therapist focused a whole lot on my arousal, I get aroused thinking about it, I am aroused now, wet through and through. I told the police four months later, even if they found him I won't press charges so there is no record. I can't recommend this, but I can't condemn it either. A male had the opportunity and the female got mated, it happens everyday in nature. Why am I different than an elk cow during the rut? I can hear them bugling every fall.

Sister In-law

I want to fuck my wife’s sister. She is one of the sexiest women I’ve ever seen. Aside from my own wife that is. I sometimes feel like maybe the feeling is mutual by the way she flirts with me. Or maybe it’s just innocent fun she’s having. But I feel like it’s not so innocent.

For example, she used to stay with my wife and I a few nights a week because she worked in a town too far away from her own home to make the drive everyday. While she stayed with us I would sometimes see her without a bra under her t-shirt. Or maybe sitting the right way wearing her shorts to where I could almost catch a glimpse. And I guess because I’m a bit of a perv, when no one else was home but me. I would sneak into her room to sniff her dirty panties.

I would sometimes catch her just leaving after a workout as she was headed to work and I would rush in as she rushed out just so I could get to that sweet, sweaty smell in her wet panties. I would admire the wonderful smell and taste. Then I would cum in them and leave. Then one night she lets me look through some pictures on her phone of some work she was doing to her home. And I caught a picture she forgot to delete of her laying on her bed, naked, with her bare ass and tits glowing. My wife was sitting right beside me but somehow didn’t see. I looked and tossed the phone back still on that picture so she knew I saw. She just smiled.

Even more recent, she bent down in front of me to pick something up. But instead of the usual ass in my face. This time she wasn’t wearing a bra and let me see her tits in her low cut shirt. She did this 2-3 times. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking. But I can’t help but jerk off to her all the time. I so desperately want to fuck her short 5ft self. I’m 6ft 4in. So maybe it’s the height difference that draws me in. Or maybe it’s just her giant ass, petite waist, perky tits, and gorgeous face. I’m not sure. But we’ll see how it plays out.

My Daughter Is Now That Age

My husband is ten years older than me, I met him when I was 12. We were together at a lake house for a party and I went for a walk with him through the woods to another section of the lake. I was tall for my age, with new boobs and already had wider hips. He hugged me and tickled me and I lay back on the grass and opened my legs and flashed him sexually. He lowered his face, pushed my dress up and ate me thru my panties. When I reached orgasm he put his arms around me until I recovered. From that day on I was in love with him. He was careful with me until I got married at 22.

I have a 14 year old girl, she is boy crazy, I have seen her open her legs in front of her brother's friends. My son brought her behavior to my attention, he says she has been flashing since she was six or seven. I never told her how I had flashed her father. He held back but one of these boys is probably not going to hold off with her.

I want to put her on birth control, maybe something to lower her libido. I don't doubt she is sexually alive already, I was at her age. I spent my teen years in sexual anguish thanks to her father, I don't want her to suffer like that. I won't get into the merits of teen sex, her father toyed with me for years, avoiding penetration but heating me up in every other way. She is sexually ready.