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I cleaned out my family's attic last year and found my great-grandmother's journals. What I discovered could horrify my family, so I've kept it secret.

My g'grandmother was named Rebecca and was born in 1905. She became a 5th grade teacher, starting in 1926 and worked until 1967, and she died in 1980. She had four kids and was married to the same man from 1924 until his death in 1955. She won citizenship awards and was voted Favorite Teacher five times.

All of the above is a bluff. Rebecca became a teacher because she liked young boys. I mean she was a boy-humper.

According to her journals she had affairs of one to two years with 41 boys, short relationships of two to four weeks with 62 more, and over 200 one-night stands with boys, and even had relations with 20 girls, none over the age of 13. She married a homosexual and was a "beard" for him; three of her children were fathered by students of hers and the fourth was fathered by her oldest son. She managed to have orgies at least once a year, several times a year during WWII. She even had three second-generation lovers and one third generation.

I might have brushed this off as a colossal fantasy but journals from 1923 to 1975 is a lot to brush off. And she kept love letters from her lovers and sexy photos showing her with the boys, which is impossible to ignore. It's weird knowing that sweet smiling old lady in the photos was a colossal pervert. And that the grandfather I admired was a literal mother-fucker - and father-fucker, too, I saw the pictures and read the journal entries.

There is no way I can tell my family about this. And there's no way I can get rid of the evidence. I've scanned it all and it's my favorite stroke material. And it's made me look longingly at the ass of my favorite cousin, who is the grandchild from that inbreeding-conceived youngest child (she and I are technically third cousins, but what I know makes her look lewd to me.)

Changing Room Surprise

A few years ago, when I was still in college, my girlfriend and I went to a small party with a group of her friends. I had only been dating her for a few weeks and didn’t know her friend group all that well. They were a tight bunch and there were times I felt a little awkward. But they were all very nice, and I thought the girls were all cute in their own ways.

This party was at one of the girls’ parent’s house in her hometown. They weren’t home, so we all road tripped to her house for some partying, hot tubbing, and it turns out, a bit of naughty fun!

The party started out with drinks and grilling where I felt like I started to get to know the gang better. There was a tall blonde girl, Karen, with whom I kept making eye contact the whole night. I was worried about getting caught, and often darted my eyes quickly away.

Later on, in the hot tub, we were all pretty well buzzed up, sitting next to our SOs. But we were packed in pretty good and there was a lot of incidental touching. We were laughing and drinking along when I felt Karen’s leg rubbing up against mine. At first, I jerked away, but it soon happened again, and there was no doubt it was deliberate. I immediately got excited by this and started getting hard.
This went on for the next 20 minutes and by the time we were ready to get out, we had been running our legs together, and I had casually slid my hand up to her crotch and giving her a couple of quick rubs.
When it was time to get out, I was lucky enough to be be able to get out and grab a towel before my erection was noticed. But my girlfriend, Jenny, did notice and made some sort of comment wondering what got me so excited. We retreated to a little changing room and started making out hot and heavy. Jenny started giving me a hand job while I played with her C-cup tits. Things were getting pretty hot, and I was sure we were going to fuck with there when she said, “wait here, I’ll be right back.”
As Jenny left me, with my shorts down around my ankles, she turned out the light. After a few seconds, I was like, “fuck this,” and just about to leave when the door opened and Jenny came back in. “I’m back.” She said and I heard her walk to me and we started to kiss again.
Immediately, I noticed something different. This was not Jenny. The kissing was lighter, the tongue was pointier, and this girl was taller! As I gasped a bit and backed off, Jenny breathed into my left ear, “Go with it.” Then she started sucking my ear as she pushed my head back toward the mystery woman. So I did! It took me about ten seconds to figure out this was Karen, mainly due to her being the tallest of the girls, but also because she easily had the flattest chest in girl I’d ever seen. To this day, flat-chested girls turn me on!
Karen’s kissing got more aggressive as I started to rub my thumbs over her stiff nipples. Jenny was alternating between kissing my neck and sucking my ear. Soon her hand was around my dick and she started stroking it. Then, Jenny took my dick and started rubbing the head up and down against Karen’s bikini bottoms. This sensation almost caused me to blow right there! I grabbed Karen’s tight ass and pulled her hips to me. She moaned into my mouth as we trapped Jenny’s had around my now down-pointed dick and her crotch. I hadn’t planned for that and the sudden pain of my dick pointing the wrong way caused me to break the kiss and exclaim, “Ow!” We all laughed a bit but quickly got back into it. When I went in to start kissing Karen again, I bumped into the side of her face and soon realized that Jenny and Karen were making out! “Holy fuck,” I whispered in a bit of shock. I just stood there for a moment, not knowing what to do, like a total dweeb, when Karen grabbed my hand and brought it up to her nipples again. Back in the game, I started rubbing, kissing, teasing, nibbling, and kissing all over both their bodies. It wasn’t long before we were on the floor, rolling around in wet towels and bathing suits. “I want you to fuck her”, Jenny said into my ear. I felt my way around and found Karen on her back, waiting for me. I got between her legs and as I slid inside her super wet pussy, started making out with her again. We were fucking along at a decent rate when Jenny got up and left. I barely noticed because right at that time, Karen asked me to do her doggy style. We proceeded to fuck for another 10-15 minutes when I told her I couldn’t hold back much longer. Karen then said, “Hold on. Let’s go find your girlfriend.” Not eager to blow to soon I agreed. Karen led me by the hand through the house to their finished basement entertainment area. Walking into the room, the first thing I saw was Jenny, on her back with her knees over one of the other guys shoulders getting pounded hard! She was manning with each thrust and had no idea we walked in. I had landed myself in with the first group of swingers of my life, and I was in awe! “C’mon” Karen said and she led me into the room. She stopped me I front of my girlfriend, told me to enjoy the show and got down on her knees and started blowing me. There are so many details I remember from that night. I quickly blew my load from that blow job, but it didn’t take long to get back in the game. I fucked all four girls, ate so much pussy, and even had dick sucked by another guy for the first time. It took me another year before I felt comfortable enough to return that favor. The next morning, I woke up in bead with my girlfriend. She woke up soon after, looked at me and said, “Good morning babe. Welcome to the club.”
To this day, I wish I had married her because she introduced me to a level of sexual freedoms and exploration I have never been able to find in any other partners. That is, until I began an affair with my department supervisor. She was game for anything, but that’s another story!

How Did She Know...?

My wife, who is super fit, trim, and athletic (she used to be a runner and instructor at a gym) gave me a real treat for my birthday earlier this week. I came home from work to find her and her chubby friend Ashley having magaritas in our living room and our dining room table set up for a taco dinner. I understood the tacos, but not the Ashley - why was she here, I thought.

Now, I've always had a thing for Ashley - she and my wife got to be friends when Ashley joined the gym to lose some weight and took one of my wife's classes. She didn't lose much, but she liked the way she felt doing the exercise. Matter of fact, first time I saw Ashley was when I was visiting my wife for lunch and caught her trying to work out.

She was getting a lot of weird looks, but good on her for keeping at it! That's the first time I saw that perfect round face (red of course from exertion), that fat ass in workout pants, and that gorgeous brunette pony tail. I've always liked bigger girls, kind of in secret. I've never told my wife I was into Ashley, but I watch a lot of chubby girl porn. Nothing hotter to me than a chubby brunette with a hairy pussy in lingerie. Of course, my wife is none of those things, but that's not her fault.

Anyway, so Ashley and my wife are tipsy, I can already tell. We do dinner, fantastic tacos, and head to the back porch to keep drinking - wife offers to clean up and so it's just Ashley and me and she's drunk. No two ways about it. And she's the touchy-feely type of drunk, flushed in the face, and acting kind of silly. Wife joins us and it essentially becomes a contest of who can get the closet to me, act like a complete silly bimbo, and possibly one of those contests where people touch an object for hours and if you remove your hand you lose. Happy Birthday to me.

Wife brings us all back in as it's after dark and pretty late. Ashley is in no state to drive, so wifey asks her to stay in our guest bedroom. Or you could just sleep with us, she throws out there. It gets awkward, a few moments go by, Ashley says she wants to sleep with us. Oh my.

So we get ready for bed, it's nervous but still silly. My wife loans her a tee shirt to sleep in, it's too small and shows off the bottom of Ashley's ass - and she's wearing black satin underwear. We all three get into bed and wifey arranges us so we it's essentially me in the middle with one of them on either side. She starts to turn out the light, then stops and says she forgot we all need goodnight kisses. I laugh, okay, I kiss my wife.

Now you kiss her, she says. My heart is pounding and I'm not sure what to do - is this a joke? Ashley makes this goofy kissy face and puckers up, says c'mon hubby let's have a kiss. So I look at wifey, she nods, and I kiss her, lightly. As I start to pull away, wifey says that's no good and pushes us together from my side and pushes my free arm up around Ashley. We're totally making out at that point, and wifey approves. When we pull away, Ashley is breathless and I'm pretty dazed myself.

Wifey leans over both of us and kisses Ashley on the cheek. Then she gets up and walks out of the bedroom, looking back once and saying have fun.

Left alone, it's super awkward, but Ashely is cudding up against me pretty hard at this point. I lift her chin, she's blushing and still kind of out of breath. More? She nods. We kiss more, it's good. Her mouth and cheeks are so soft and she's a very breathy kisser. She inhales sharpy and pulls me closer to her. My hand is up near her ear and back of her neck and I'm freely checking it out, just touching and stroking and massaging. She seems to like it, she tastes like tequila and a little like tacos, lol.

Her hand finds my cock via my boxers. Mmm is all she says. I return the favor, but I push my fingers down into those satin panties and I feel...hair. And warmth, and dampness of her fat pussy. Holy shit. I rub it gently with broad strokes and she's loving it. Roll over, I say, and she does. We're spooning now and I've got a hand down her panties and my mouth is all over her neck and ears, and her hairline on the back of her neck. She's breathing so heavily now!

Put it in me, she says quietly. Please. She grinds back against my cock, which of course has dotted my boxers pretty liberally at this point. Okay, I say. Reach over into the drawer there, I tell her to grab wifey's lube. I use a little on myself and a little on her, and then slide in. She gasps.

And right there, where wifey usually lays, I slow fucked Ashley, panties around her ankles, shirt hiked up to feel her soft tits, turning her toward me to kiss her then back again to fuck, probably six times. I couldn't get enough of her. I guide her free hand down to her clit and she's touching it while we're doing this. I have no idea if she orgasmed or not, but she sure seemed to enjoy what we were doing.

When I couldn't stand it anymore, I had her turn completely on her tummy and, cock still in her, shifted my weight so that I was fucking her into the bed. She really liked that and let out a loud moan. I pushed into that softness, my God I've never felt anything like it. Her fat pussy made a perfect seal around my cock - it was like my entire cock was being sucked by her body.

We kept at it, slow and intense like that, for what felt like forever. Cum wherever you want, she said. She and I both knew what was going to happen. I flooded her - I moaned in her ear how good she was and erupted inside that fat pussy. She pushed back and twitched and moaned with me while I emptied my soul. Her face, turned sideways, hair covering part of it, mouth perfectly open and lips flushed, was incredible. I kissed her, long and lovingly.

Wifey never came back to bed that night, so I laid with Ashley like we've been doing this sort of thing for years. It was so intimate, felt right.

Next morning Ashley was still touchy feely but wasn't drunk. Wifey was also pretty chipper despite her husband fucking another woman. When Ashley left for work, I called out. Wifey and I talked about everything, pretty much how I framed it here. I asked her how she knew - she said she's always known I've had a thing for bigger women AND she'd seen my porn history early on when we were married. She said that she was going to make that happen for me at some point even if it wasn't with her.

So what happens now I ask her. She says, what happens is you shower up, get some rest, and spend the rest of the day making it up to my pussy. You neglected her last night, bad husband. And you'd better get all philosophical about it when you do it to me, too.

So Happy Birthday to me.

My Dark History

I grew up in a terribly broken home and have done things I am not proud of, to survive. My dad left us when I was born and my mom became a single parent to me and my older sister. She quickly became addicted on various things and the three of us barely scrapped by.

Since the lack of stable housing was a fixture of our lives, we had moved around 10 times by the time I started elementary school, often between relatives and mom's friends.

Shit really hit the fan when my sister and I became teenagers as my mom's substance abuse skyrocketed. Over time, we got used to fending for ourselves and not rely on her. Together, we figured out basic needs like food, transportation etc.

However, we also had guys who "took care of us" from time to time. Mostly when we needed some extra cash for whatever reason.

My sister would have sex with one of my mom's friends when we stayed with him. Not infrequently, mom would overspend on her indulgences and cause us to come up short on the rent for the room the three of us slept in. When this happened, he would take my sister into his bedroom for the night.

I had a sugar daddy who owned the convenient store around the corner from where we were staying. He agreed to buy me things I wanted but couldn't afford like sneakers, bags and j*welry. Fancy shit. In return, we would have sex in the back office of his store. We kept this arrangement going until we were again evicted and had to move.

Later on, we also got into small time weed dealing and eventually had to stop because of some money related problems we ran into with some bad people. To pay off what we owed them, I watched four black guys have their way with my sister, one after another, in our apartment. They left me alone because they thought I was "too young". Mom was high as a kite in her bedroom, probably passed the hell out herself.

These were the things we had to do when the parents were completely useless. My mom has since died of an overdose to nobody's surprise and my sister is in now jail in CA for committing burglary with her dumbass husband. On the other hand, I was able to eventually move away from all that and got myself a degree.

I am currently single but have a very successful career. None of my current friends know about my past and childhood. I have no contact with anyone I knew before I moved away for college. I do not talk to a single person from my deadbeat family. I haven't talked to any of them in literally years and have no intention to ever to so.

But, sometimes it does get lonely thinking I am the only one in my universe who knows the truth.

Get It Mom

So I caught my mom sucking my dad's cock tonight in our garage. Dad went out there before dinner to "his workshop," he's a carpenter on the side so he spends a lot of time out there and my mom has to usually go get him for meals. Well tonight he didn't even come back for dinner, so mom fixed him a plate and went out there. And was gone for 30 minutes. No big deal, I'm doing dishes anyway so I go out and check and see that the main door is closed up. Okay...

I go around the side and see the side door is shut but there's a little light from the table lamp he keeps out there in the back. I walk up and what do I see through the window? My moms on her knees with her tits out blowing him like she owed him money!

They didn't see me so I went back in and tried to wash my eyes. It wasn't gross, they are both in their 40s and lots of my female friends have told me my Dad is a cutey. It's just weird to see it in action. Thank God we go back to school in a month so they can just fuck inside like normal people.

My mom does have good boobs though, just sayin.

Oh, Those Lockdowns!

This whole lockdown has turned out to be absolutely wild. When it began nobody wanted to go out, so my husband and I just stayed at home. The only other we saw was his mom and she would come over or we would go over to her place and that was it.

Fortunately his mom, Janet, who is divorced, and I have always gotten along really well and are good friends. On day we were all feeling extremely bored, to say nothing of nervous and wondering when and if all of this if going to end. Janet and I laughed and said how who should do something, and how we both thought that playing around would fun. So we teased Derrick –my husband and her son – about this and he naturally said how he could handle two women. Of course that was a challenge to Janet and myself, and somehow the three of were out of our clothes and playing around.

And then Derrick fucked me right there with his mom watching, and I watched as he fucked his own mom! I couldn’t believe it! Derrick and his mom had never been sexual together before, so this was a first. We all had a great time and we repeated he experience two days later. This time Janet and I tried being a little bisexual with each other, not something that either of us had done before, but found quite easy, and then Derrick fucked both of us again, not once but twice that day.

Since then the three of us have continued to have sex, and Derrick admitted that he’s now had sex several times with his mom when I wasn’t involved. But that’s okay, because Janet and I have had sex a few times without Derrick, which I admitted to him. We both have no problems with this. I had never really thought a whole lot about a guy having sex with his own mom, but I love seeing Derrick and Janet do this together and I think that it is so wonderful. And if the two of them want to have some private mom and son moments, that’s fine with me. Of course I can hardly complain since Janet and I have been exhibiting a few lesbian tendencies toward one another.

Where this is all going none of us have the slightest idea and frankly we are not especially worried about it. Where we live theer serious talk about another lockdown coming. Well, if it does, then the three of us are ready for it.

Those Were Some Good Days

This took place back in the 1950’s and at a time when people did not talk about such things.
My husband and I had only been married for about two years at the beginning of that summer, and things were going quite well. His mom and dad owned a cabin up at a remote lake, and they invited us to come up and spend a week with them there, so naturally we went.
It was really a beautiful setting and quite secluded. Because of this, one evening when we were all having drinks, we all got to talking and joking about being “naturist.” That is, to say, nudists. Well, with no one around we decided to try it. So we all got naked and we laughed and had a good time. We decided to continue this the next day.
It was no real surprise when my husband and his dad both got erections. His mom and I teased them and it was easy to let one thing lead to another. Before I knew it was I have sex with his dad and he as having sex with his mom as we sort of had this orgy. I had never participated in anything like this and I was quite naïve and couldn’t believe that I was actually doing this. We spent all of that week having lots of sex.
After we got back home it was about a month later that we agreed it had been fun, so at his parents’ house the four of all had some more sex. I found it very exciting to let my husband watch m have sex with his dad and I thought it was the same getting to see him having sex with his mom. This time his mom and I participated in a little bit of lesbian sex which I found quite fun and so did she.
This went on between the four of us for the next fifteen years until both of his parents died in a car accident. Needless to say my husband and I were devastated. It was a couple of years after that my husband and I became swingers and we had sex with a number of other couples, but it was never the same and we more or less lost interest.
My husband died a year ago, and my own health I’m afraid is declining. Recently I came cross some photographs that his father took at the time back then, showing all of us naked. They are in black and white of course, and he must have had them developed at a private lab that did pictures like that, because there was no just printing out things on your computer in those days, and you probably would have been arrested otherwise for having indecent materials. But this made me think back on my life. When I got married I was, like I said, quite naïve and I was even a virgin. But after that first week at the cabin, and we would go back here year after year, I can tell you that I have led my life to the fullest sexual extent possible, freely having sex with both men and women, and looking back I certainly have no regrets, only fond, memories and I was glad that I did it all.

Quarantine

When I was little, my father would touch and kiss me and get me off. I lost my anal virginity for Christmas when I was 9 and my regular virginity for my birthday three months later. I got fingers and tongue and cock inside me on an almost daily basis for years until I was 14 and my father died in an accident. I still missed him and ended up marrying a man twelve years my senior and giving birth a week before my 18th birthday, four months after my wedding. Five years later, my husband "traded in for a newer model" and I was raising three kids by myself. That was six years ago.

When the Quarantine started in April, I was worried about being at home all day with my two boys and a girl. At the end of April, I had drunk some wine, my little girl whined about "being bored", and I started blabbing about my sex life with my father. I was very graphic. And when my oldest boy started rubbing his shorts, I asked if he wanted a blowjob. At the end we all ended up going down on each other and my kids had practical lessons in handys. I woke up that night with my oldest son trying to penetrate me, and got into position for him and we both enjoyed it. I realized that I'm likely showing effects of my childhood, as this is not normal behavior, but I really have no problem with the act itself.

It's gotten worse since then. My kids are as likely to screw as they are to play video games. My oldest boy is a horndog and does me and his siblings every day. I do worry about the schools reopening and my babies, now used to this lifestyle, might let something slip. It also worries me that my oldest son is a fertile male and I'm a fertile female and I haven't used birth control in thirteen years.

I had one occasion of daughters friend being around the house all day and staying overnight. the girl was a junior in high school and I was in my 40's. She was a typical high schooler with a teriffic body. When she came to the house, she was wearing an above the knee, red plaid pleated skirt, a tight white button blouse and white shoes.

She was giving me upskirt shots every chance she got all day long and giving me that little knowing smile when she knew I was looking. After we all had lunch her white panties disappeared and the upskirt view was dark. I could only guess I was looking at her hairy pussy. She had my cock hard all day long.

That evening, everyone went to bed . I lay there for 2 hours trying to go to sleep and get those visions out of my head but to no avail. I got up and slipped on a robe to go to the living room and watch television. I was there for a short while before she came into the room. She was wearing a very short almost transparent negligee. She sat down on my lap with her left arm around my neck and both of her legs to the left of mine. She asked if she could sit on my lap and watch TV with me.

after a short while my cock started getting hard and I was sure she could feel it rising against her. She whispered into my ear that she wasn'nt wearing panties and I got hard as a rock. I asked if I could see and she said OK. I slid my left hand in between her legs and found a naked hot pussy. I stroked her with fingers in and around that sweet thing. She was sitting in just the right place as I slid my robe open and was going to rub my cock head around her entrance, and when I tried my cock head just popped into her pussy. She was moaning and her breathing was very hard. She dropped her gown off her left shoulder and offered me her left tit which I started sucking. With her sitting on me I had only limited movment so when I started fucking her it was only about an 1"-1 1/2". It was slow and easy fucking and she was cumming every few minutes. Not a word was spoken after she told me she wasn't wearing panties until i unloaded in that sweet pussy and she said "Thanks, I needed that"

I carried guilt from that little session for years but I still run that through my head an it still gets me hard to this day after 25 years.

Babysitting Memories

When I was 17 I babysat for my best friends sister looking after her 11 year old boy. I put him to bed, and went to my friends room to sleep since she was on a school band trip, that's why their parents wanted a whole night and morning to themselves in the first place. So I go in my friends room, undress to my underclothes, get into bed before I freeze my ass off. I'm laying there trying to sleep when he opens the door.

I asked him what was wrong and he said it was lonely in the house and it spooked him. He asked if he could sleep with me and I hesitantly told him yeah, reminding myself that innocence exists. So he gets into bed with me and immediately cuddles up to me, resting his face between my tits as he hugged my torso. After a bit, I managed to fall asleep. One thing about me, when I cuddle I tend to put my leg over the other person's. Well, I guess I did that at some point because I woke up with my thigh over his hips.

But the very first thing I noticed was the feeling, the feeling of a hard as rock virgin cock rocking in and out of my pussy, if I where to guestimate it was probably around 5ish inches which certainly isnt noting. I looked down to see his head stuffed fully between my tits as he fucked. I let out a moan but closed my eyes so he kept going.

It got harder and harder to not make sound as he got closer, after around five minutes of what I was awake for my stomach dropped as I felt him shiver, shove his dick as far in as possible, hump, then I accidentally let out his name as I felt his cum gushing in my pussy. I had to wait till I got home the next day to take my pill. After he came I pretended to be ignorant and pissed but I didn't tell his mom OBVIOUSLY.

Couple months after I turned 18 and refused to babysit for them ever again.