Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

i live in a condo and my downstairs neighbor is the biggest whore mother ive ever met. she and her husband must have seperated during my vacation out of country. when i got back this whore had 3 different dudes at her place, i could hear them fuck, and her 4 year old daughter was there the whole time! her husband comes back occasionally but we never notice cuz hes so quiet. but this bitch lets it be known she is home, sounds like hurricane katrina in my condos when she gets home, wtf is she doing down there?????? i dont get it. oh well. just a loud whore.

  • Ya, i trimmed the trees that lay on the property line, but i got his permission. I did it when he was not home, when he saw what was done, he called the cops to have me charged with tresspassing on his property. then when that did not work out to the result he wanted, he calls the building inspector regardind a deck that i built. i did not get a permit for it, and really did not have too. to top it all off, the by-law department told me to take my fence down on the front yard, because someone complained. that fence had been there since before i moved in this house. i am eating alot of crow with this old bastard and i am not getting any help from the police, the city councillors and i would have to get a lawyer to stop, which i dont have money to buy thier time. this guy is really old and sick, but just to make sure i get some retaliation, i had a complaint filed with the by-law to take his shed down, because its to close to the property line. they wont make him do it, the city of Toronto have people, who know people, to make sure this old bastard does not have to do want i am complaining about. Yet, they have no problem making me do what he had complained about. they just make you comply with the orders they send you. this old bastard had called them over and over again to make sure that i comply with the orders, so that he and his wife could leave to go to Florida, in the sunshine state. he is a snow bird, comes back and shits on everything. i have smaller kids and they are scared to go out in their own backyard, because of this prick.
    i have lived here for eight years, never an issue, even the police have that recorded, yet this old bastard just would not let it go. all i did was trim, TRIM!, trees, i did not cut them to the ground, i should have.

    My neighbor screams profanities at her children at all hours of the night. 2 am, and she'll wake them up to yell at them for not folding their pants. Even now, she is screaming at them for not having supper waiting for her when she got home (even though she has no job, so I don't really know where she goes during the day). Her entire income is $180 a month of government money, which she manages to spend on her car.
    So, I called DCFS.

    I win.

  • We live in a tri-plex in Florida, my neighbors on either side of me honestly suck but the ones on one particular side take the shit cake for rreal.
    Last Christmas the yougest girl tore down our Christmas decorations and threw them all over the yard, then they spit in our yard, ran over our bush and knocked over our garbage can, they continually scream obsenities at us and even at our 9 year old daughter! They scream and are hostile and like to stalk us and go outside if we go out and then yell terrible things at us. My daughter was outside and I was walking out and the girl and her friend were calling my daughter terrible terrible names and she is only 9 and never siad 2 words to that little bitch!
    Talking to the mother does absolutly no good because she doesnt watch her kids sits on the phone at all hours.

    So we now have cameras up and next time the shit starts again we are getting the police involved. We have lived here 10 years, they have been here 2.

    They suck it bad!

    i hate my neighbors. they've finally been evicted and have to be out in mid-december. so i wrote a little song just for them...it's to the tune of "jingle bells."

    jingle bells,
    go to hell,
    you got evicted!
    you'll have to stay outside all day
    until the winter's end..
    (hey!)

    if you weren't
    such a jerk,
    you might still have a home...
    but you spent - didn't pay the rent,
    so now the streets you'll roam.

    (the end.)

    i wish i had the balls to stand on the porch and sing it while serving cupcakes and coffee to the sheriff's deputies who will undoubtedly be called to escort them from the premises on eviction day.

  • Today, I was idly clicking around a real estate site and saw my neighbor's house had been listed yesterday!!! Yes!!! Dear God, please, PLEASE, let this be true and not some sort of a cruel mistake!!!

    Bye bye nasty kids, we sure won't miss you!

    I cannot stand my neighbor, he and his family moved in 3years ago and it has been hell. He is a bounty hunter and thinks that everyone should respect him, as he thinks he is the law. I have seen him and his son's, pull a man out of his house and beat him up, then call the cops, the man(victim) was arrested for disorderly conduct, I have seen them hold guns to a man's head, the sheriff said "He is a bounty hunter and can do what he wants" what the hell? When our children stand at the bus stop in the morning, he sic's his 3 mean dogs on these little kids, then when they come home from school, he and his son's start shooting guns into the air. The kids in the neighborhood are in danger and the sheriff office said "There is no gun ordanance in the county" He calls the cops out to the neighbor hood sometimes 3 and 4 times a day, he also call's the fire department, litter patrol, dog pound and the dhr. and the thing is he is in vilation of all these things. Noone on this road trust the law anymore. what is a person to do?

    my neighbor bitches at me every time I walk my dog outside. She is probably 20 years old her parents pay for her school her apartment and im sure food for her precious little rat. she says my dog is going to bite someone and that she can see it in her eyes. my dog plays with 2 year old children, she goes to the dog park daily she is only interested in smelling her dog b/c she doesnt understand why our neighbor keeps and ugly little bug eyed rat on a leash.

    There, I feel better.

    My wonderful husband and I dealt with the dirtiest, disrespectful pieces of shit for 2 years. We did it because we felt we had to. We felt like our money situation was not that great. We were both unhappy with the way our lives were turning out and it was steming from the "grime" upstairs sharing the house with us.
    I won't get into all of the horrendous things these people would do...but just say that it was pretty bad.
    To make a very long story short, in July we closed on our home. Ever since our lives have been so much better. Our love has grown, we finally can relax at night and do not get that knot in our gut, that I am sure you all get too! My suggestion to you all is...MOVE! Seriously, it is the only way to improve your lives and be happy. Something so small can chage your lives. We fought to get where we are and made it and I hope you all can too!

  • Instead of picking it up, my next door neighbor dumps her leaves, grass clippings and other gardening material on our property. If she finds trash, she hucks it into my yard. She also sweeps the dirt she finds in her curb UPHILL into a pile in front of my house. She does this at least once a week. After I made sure who was doing this, I caught her in her front yard and asked her politely not to do it anymore. It enraged her, and she said that she hates our yard and me and that the clippings are an improvement! I used to clean up after her myself, but I have recently had surgery and cannot do it anymore and hired a gardener. Our yard is professionally landscaped and is trimmed and swept weekly. The gardener spends at least 15 minutes at each visit cleaning up the spitefully thrown trash and clippings and sweeping not only our curb, but the mean neighbor's. I don't know what else to do. What should I do about this nasty neighbor?