We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I’m Pretty Sure I Was Tricked

About three weeks ago I was home on a Saturday. My husband had gone golfing with his friends and my son was out of town. One of my son’s friends came by looking for my son and when he wasn’t here we started chatting. I’ve always thought he was very handsome and it became obvious he was flirting with me. I was flattered since he’s half my age so when he leaned over and kissed me I didn’t resist. He told me he had always had a crush on me and I fell for his advances. He came right out telling me he would love to have sex with me and that he had a condom. We ended up going to my bedroom having amazing sex and I kept reminding him not to lose the condom because I wasn’t on birth control. Now I’m thinking he may have done something to the condom because I’m almost a week late and no signs my period is coming.

  • Forgetfulness Led To Embarrassment Led To Pleasure

    I really enjoy phonesex. Ever since having my prostate removed and Covid I haven't been with anyone, but I still enjoy jerking off while on the phone.

    A week ago I traveled for work and arranged for a very hot phonesex session. After work, then dinner I went back to the hotel and got ready. The plan was for my phonesex partner to use me that night. I bought a new 8" dildo to go with the anal vibrator and anal beads i already had.

    I called her as planned and she had me use every toy until I orgasmed. Even though I no longer cum or have any prostate stimulation the feel of the toys excites me.

    After our session I cleaned the toys and left them on the bathroom counter. I used the toilet and noticed it just kept running so I called the front desk and they said they would send maintenance up. I put on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and was watching the baseball game when maintenance knocked. In came a 40-something man who said hello and went straight to the bathroom. About 15 minutes later he said he was finished.

    He came out waving the dildo and said "looks like you had fun", I was totally embarrassed and he noticed. He said don't be embarrassed while he rubbed his cock through his pants. I didn't say a word, just looked him in the eyes and smiled. As I walked toward him ge started undoing his pants and let them fall to the floor. I got on my knees, pulled his boxers down and started stroking his cock. He ordered me to suck it. I began licking him up & down before taking it in my mouth. He face fucked me while holding the back of my head. He told me I was a great cock sucker just before exploding down my throat.

    Like I said it's been awhile since I've been with anyone and this was amazing. I told him I was going to be there two more nights. He came back the next night and fucked me. It was incredible.

    I told him I was planning on similar trips every 4-6 weeks. He gave me his number and left. I'm already planning my next visit.

    I Don't Know What I'm Doing

    This is a covid story. I'm a non social type. During the days when we had to keep our distance I met a man who was also stuck in his apartment. He wasn't anti social, he just didn't see why he should talk with a woman. I offered hoping he would say no to fix dinner. And that became the beginning of a bad habit.

    One of those evenings things got out of hand. You can't fix that sort of mistake. I did not want a friend, but now he was more than a friend, he expected getting my attention. I copied what I had seen on tv and the movies, I grew up in an orphanage so I didn't have a day to day experience. He didn't seem to mind I was an amateur.

    When the rules were relaxed we kept seeing each other. He went back to work before I did. When I went back to work he wasn't happy. He wanted me home when he got there. For someone who had never been close with anyone I now had someone on my doorstep.

    I can't get comfortable. Attending to his needs. It seems distant, unreal.

  • Pregnant

    I think I'm pregnant as I'm 1 week late, I'm on the pill but it must have stopped working.. ill be getting abortion at 12 weeks if I am pregnant

    Like To Share Pics

    I have a few buddies that like to show each others wives and girlfriends. They the girls will take nasty selfies and text them to them. My girl does it and it makes it hot when we all hang out. I see my friends girlfriend in person and all I can imagine is the last pic i saw of her. Rosie my friend wife sent him a picture of herself sitting in this massive dildo ad a short clip her her completely drilling herself on it. It was so hot I really wanted to ask him to send it. Rosie is a hispanic woman in her late twenties mix perky it’s a perfect tanned body light hazel eyes with a round ass. If there is one that I would smash it would be Rosie. The others are white girls nice big tits fat asses blond’s brunettes redheads then there Rosie. My girl Stacy is a blonde girl fake tits big round ass likes it up the rear and when drunk I can get her to do just about anything. She won an amateur dance competition at a strip joint while we were traveling. 500 bucks to see her spread her cheeks. Guys really dig her and I’m told I’m luck. Honestly I’d trade her in a heartbeat for Rosie.

  • I Still Work Here

    Fresh out of college I had dated my high school sweetheart all through school. I was in love and I was married at 22. I went to work for a small family business. The dad ran the shop mom did the books there only son who was a few years older then me ran the office. Slowly the business got bigger and more people were hired. I was young and eager to learn and I did. I’d let certain things go the owners son would often comment on my chest. I have a rather large set of breasts for my size. I’m only 5 foot 2 but have DDs a slim waist and an ok ass. I’m a fake blonde dye my hair have dark roots. The owners son would often ask to see my boobs and especially when I wore a top that showed cleavage. He would show me the ropes of the company and show me the right way. Everything it would take to do his job and I listened. Ignored the comments and then the hands on approach. I’d often feel my ass get smacked her a tit grab. I’d say stop and he would for a few days. After a while i was getting mauled and it was out of control. He was the outdoors type and would often ask me to go camping with him. I’d tell him I was married and he said to bring my husband along he could watch. I knew what he meant and I never went. We had family days which were days they would bbq or rent out a room and have a part for the company and there family. It was nice and when things turned out was a summer party at a lake. They rented the beach out and had a bbq for the company. It was BYOB and people brought there own booze. My husband and I did as well it was fun and I let loose a bit not crazy but had some drinks. I was in a denim skirt flip flops and a blouse bikini under my skirt. It was half way through the bbq and the owners son had asked me to help him get stuff from his truck in the parking lot. It was just and he had parked rather far away. My husband was busy playing corn hole so I went. I had a few drinks we got to his truck he opened the tail gate I didn’t pay attention I leaned over the tail gate to grab things from the back. He came up behind me and lifted my skirt exposing my small bikini and heard him say damn that’s and ass. A few smacks on my ass I squirmed to get loose but he was way bigger then me and laughed and held me down he suddenly stuck a finger in me and vigorously fingered me. I froze because ones scared and my pussy betrayed me. It stated to feel good and he kept telling me he was going to stop soon. I believed him then I felt something way bigger then his finger pushed up into me. It felt like I was being split in half all I remember is I’m bent over the tail gate getting hammered I then feel a finger in my butt while getting fucked. I cum my legs shake then I feel that monster cock get shoved up my ass and he has no mercy. He came in my ass and left my rear a mess. He yanked my skirt down and helped me clean it up. I went back to the party very sore. No one noticed my husband not one person. After that he did what he called his training. Sucking him off was often. He would never do this in front of people but if we where alone I was getting mauled. At one pint I had hickeys all in my chest and had his them from my husband. It was often I’d get railed. He took hunting trips and on the last he went on he rolled his ATV on a Sid did the hill unto him and broke his neck. I took his job of coursing the family was devastated. In a weird way in was as as well. Leafing up to this accident he kept telling me he was breeding me. I let it happen and found out I was pregnant. Pretty sure it’s his and my husband is raising it. Husband has no idea and we will leave it at that. I do miss the rather large cock

    I Was Lucky Number 6, A Boy Respected Me

    It was my 15th birthday party. The adults were up at the lake house, the kids were in the houseboat. A couple of girls were already giving up their V card. We had chosen blind out of a hat who was going to have sex with who. It wasn't private, everyone had to have sex in the living area. I pressed my legs together.

    I was a number six, he had picked six out of the boy's hat. I started to get undressed, he didn't. He said he wasn't going to do it, to get dressed. We hid in a bedroom.

    I did eventually give up my V card. But it was much later and I was with a boyfriend. But what I remember was the night I turned fifteen.

    The Card Read If He's Like His Father

    Jeff and I were married two weeks ago. We spent our honeymoon in Mexico. Upon returning we opened the rest of our wedding g*fts. Rule was to shake the g*ft before opening and guess. There was this box about the size of a shoe box. It was Jeff's turn. Jeff shook the box . Then read the card and read If he's like his father. Love Mom. Jeff opened the box. I saw what it was and had to smile. Jeff's mother gave us a eight-inch-long vibrator and a tub of lube. The look on his face was priceless. Mom knew. Hate to say but Moms are always right.

    Stepdaughter Caught Me Red-handed

    When I have a moment alone in the house I'll often check the hamper for a pair of my stepdaughter's panties, jerk off to them, then put them back.

    Yesterday she came home early from school because it was a final exam day. I wear headphones so I can enjoy the grunts, groans, sighs and whimpers of the porn clips I watch. My step-daughter must have heard either the sound of me stroking my wet, lubed cock, or the faint and tinny sound that escapes from headphones. She opened the door to her mom's and my room and caught me red-handed.

    I've talked her down from telling her mom right away. I told her it would break up our family immediately. Most of all, I think it's fair that I have a chance to explain myself. I'll be working from home again Monday, she's done with school, snd and my wife works in-office, so Monday will be my chance to apologize.

    Has anyone else ever been through a similar situation? What do you say to show it's just a fantasy, not something you would ever want to act on.

    Thanks for reading. I am honestly panicking.

  • The Long Weekend

    So there is almost a 7 year difference between my little brother and I. There is a 5 year difference between the girl I’m currently dating and myself. She is a bit older named Erika. Met her while out with friends. I recently turned 21 and was at a popular bar in town. Erika is a short brunette athletic body school teacher who turns heads. Gorgeous face and fucks like a pornstar. Absolutely feel head over heels for her. She wears tight fitting clothes even to school has a tight round ass. After a few dates we hooked up loves to receive oral I love to give it to her. First time she asked me to to this I was hesitant but after I started I got into it. She loves to get her ass rimmed. I spent a good amount of time back there as she told me what to do and rubbing her clit at the same time made her squirm and squirt. This has happened at her place so we have privacy. Fast forward a few weeks and I invite her to camp with my friends and family over the long weekend not to long ago. We set up camp there is a shit ton of people so after we arrive I introduced her to my parents
    Y dad gives me the side eye like damn. Erika is in a bikini hair up glasses abs tight legs thick lotions up so her tan body is glistening in rock hard we go out on the water with my dad and his friends. I get the thumbs up from them. We are having some beers and trulys on the boat. Night time comes and I had not seen my brother at all. He was boarding with his cousins and was out all day. By the time they got back Erika was turned and out in our tent. I stayed up late ran it to my brother and had decided to hit the sack. When I came in Erika woke up and was still a little buzzed and was feeling better and frisky. She asked if I’d eat her out and I jumped at the chance. I did not think she was being to loud but the next morning I’m up and my brother who was next to us says fuck Blake your gf pretty much in detail told us what you did to her last night. Where do you find these women. I told him it was pure skill. We laughed and he said it was going to be hard to look her in the eye and not imagine her as she described last night. Again I did not think she was this loud. I’m standing there and my tent open up and my little brothers jaw drops and says Miss C what are you doing here. I’m like how the fuck do you guys know each other. Erica says I’m his 9th grade English teacher and blushes. I look at my brother and he is beet red I laughed and told them both wow this is awkward. I slapped Erika on the ass and said let’s go babe the boats leaving. Pretty sure my brother rubbed one out each night after that. Yes I’m still dating her can’t get enough of that ass