We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Cant Believe He Kept Quiet All This Time

My husband and I moved in to this house about 10 years ago. We had no kids and had no plans for kids. I am a teacher and took summers off occasionally working summer school for extra money. Our neighbors to the left of us was a father and son. The right had a retired couple that where hardly ever home always taking there RV for a ride. We often watched over there home while gone. The father son neighbors were black. Very nice when we moved in he was 17 and looked like a 27 year old. Tall muscular very attractive looking when ever my friends saw him they would make comments on how I kept my legs closed around him and I would tell them his age and some would say so what. He was a nice guy as well easy to talk to very polite as his dad was as well. His dad always chatted me up if I was outside. He made little jokes and commented all the time how good I looked i noticed the first time when I did yard work that he would always bee outside as well. I didn’t mind I liked the attention made me feel good. I am still the same have c cups very large nipples that poke out when I’m turned on. I like to have my husband play with them and a good pinch and tug gets me to open my legs rather rapidly. The dad was a rep and would be gone sometimes for a few days but always home on the weekends. Andre his son was a senior in high school that first summer. We where both home and my husband in the spring decided to have a a pool built. That spring it was put in a en a few months later we finished doing the landscaping.m and it looked great. My first day of summer vaca was a Friday. My only plan was to spend the day by the pool and lay out. I had a special bikini for this. It hardly covered my boobs as the areola was rather large and the out edges of the areola was visible. The bottoms was a thin life of material that was tied on my sides. My plan was to un tie them to avoid tan lines. It was close to noon I had been on my lounge with glasses enjoying myself and decided to have a early afternoon cocktail since it was Friday. I made a rather stiff vodka concoction vodka seltzer water and a squeeze of lime. No lunch small breakfast stiff drink had me feeling it. I hear a noise and poke my head over the fence and there’s Andrea had been doing some yard work supposedly later confessed he watched me for a few hours. Boozed up and brave I asked him over and he jumped at the chance in 30 seconds he was in my yard no shirt in swim trunks. Feeling he had this planned. He was smooth a talker and asked me if I could put lotion on him. To my disbelief I did it. I rubbed his abs arms chest legs back muscles on top of muscles. With out asking he took the oil and rubbed me down. Before I knew it my top was off my bottoms where on the side of the lounge and I was on all 4s and In pure bliss. I never knew a tongue could be so deep inside a persons. He ate me for what seems like hours. He had me lay on my back and kissed me he licked my nipple and saw me twitch he took it on his mouth and bit and sucked them I was in heaven when I felt this massive cock stretching me I mean stretching my kitten and this pain pleasure thing I never felt before. Pounded me that afternoon into a nap. I woke up in my own bed under a blanket naked and very crusty down stairs. We didn’t see each other until the following Monday morning. My plan was to say it was a 1 time accident that would never happen again. He came over close to 9 and 5 minutes later a bj would be the last then he ate me then a fuck by the pool. It was a non stop daily fuck. Soon my ass was getting slapped and fucked as well. I was his play toy and i absolutely love it. Sex with my husband was vanilla I did it to please him. He does not make me cum. Andre makes me squirm and squirt. It was a weekend and are other neighbors had taken the tv for a long trip. I told my husband I was headed to water there back yard. Andre had texted me to meet him back there for a quickie. I wore a very short skirt that he liked because my ass hung out and a g string. No bra just a tank top as little as possible. He came over and on there couch I was on all 4s getting plowed. I’m mean he was slamming into me making my ass clap with the force. I never hear anyone or anything when i made eye contact with his dad. He sat as his son fucked me I to next week. He pulled out and stuck it in my ass I moaned and couldn’t make a complete sentence. About 30 minutes later we left that was 2 summers ago and the dad did talk with me and said that if I did him he would not tell my husband. Once a month he would take a day off from work to fuck me. The son moved away but still has me visit and the dad still gets his monthly allowance. Lately the dad has been getting more since Andre moved away. I guess it’s true that once you go black you never come back. I wish his stamina was like Andre he fucked me for hours. I make the drive a few hours away to get the proper fucking I need. Well worth it.

  • Party Shame

    When I started university it was my first time living away from home. I felt quite out of my depth and desperate to make friends and be popular. It led to promiscuity.

    Once at a party I gave blow jobs to a few lads in the kitchen in full view of others. I thought it would make people like me.

    Instead all the girls hated me because they thought I was trying to steal their men, and even most of the lads refused to take part and just watched.

    I felt terrible after and full of shame. I still think about it.

    My Sister Is Pregnant And I Am Worried

    She missed her period last week so I shoplifted a test for her. Those 15 minutes were sooooo stressful for both. 2 lines, she's preggo. Damn!

    We are in love so the idea of having a baby makes us feel even closer. The problem is how our parents will react. They will probably try to make her abort which would break our hearts.

    Up until now we were successful at keeping our relationship a secret even though we fuck two and sometimes three times a day. When she starts showing, it can't be a secret anymore.

    By the way, I put the lowest age I could select.

  • Afraid I'm Pregnant And My Boyfriend Doesn't Believe Me

    In a moment of weakness I allowed my boyfriend period sex. He went out of town on business, but I got pregnant. I wasn't careful enough, and wasn't aware period sex did not mean you were safe from getting pregnant.

    The Awkward Time After Surgery

    I had carpal tunnel on both hand a year ago. Needed to get both done at the same time so that I wasn’t off work long

    I was awake for it so just got my hands all numbed up

    Afterwards I’m in recovery and I had to pee. I definitely wasn’t going to ask my family member to help with that so a nurse helped

    But this is where it got a bit awkward. The nurse and I go into the restroom. I had a gown on plus pants and underwear. The nurse helps me by pulling my pants and briefs down then I tell her it will be much easier and less of a mess for me to just sit to pee.

    As I’m sitting I say this is a bit embarrassing but I need my foreskin pulled back. She looked down and said oh yeah that is a must. Once she pulls it back I said it will stay back long enough for me to pee. She steps out for a minute

    She comes back in and as she’s pulling my underwear back up she says I’m going to pull the skin back over if that’s fine with you. I said yes definitely need to do that.

    Probably the most awkward experience I’ve ever had

  • Caught In The Shower At Work

    I used to shower at work at my first job. I was 24 and I rode my bike to work almost every warm day possible. It was a 15 mile ride so I’d get pretty sweaty meaning I’d shower at work.

    It was an old building I work in. The locker room was small and had an open shower with two shower heads. Nothing fancy but it worked

    I got to work early enough to shower before lots of other coworkers got there. Walked in that day. Talked to the woman who worked as our service writer then went back to shower and put my uniform on.

    Took off my sweaty clothes as I started the shower just wearing a jockstrap. Then I took my jockstrap off and hung it in my locker so that I could let it air dry to wear it home

    I get in the shower and I’m full erect. Riding a bike made me hard. I soap up and rinse off first then started to jerk off. I had done this plenty of times by then. Usually I’d just jerk it real quick and then I’d go soft and id finish my shower

    Well I lathered up my dick with soap and was leaning against the wall with one hand. I’m stroking and cumming when the guy who cleans the dealership walks in and sees me cumming in the shower.

    My eyes were closed as I was cumming and I was letting our very quiet soft moans. As I opened my eyes I saw him. Kinda scared me but I said oh shit sorry. He said that is something I definitely didn’t expect to see but I get a man has to take care of business.

    I wrap a towel around me as he leaves the locker room. I was very embarrassed and also nervous he saw that but he never said a word. Only thing he ever said to me was don’t worry I bleach the shower daily

    Was I Raped

    I’m on Spring break with two of my girlfriends. Last night we were at a condo with some guys partying. We were all drinking and things got a little out of hand.
    My two friends ended up going to rooms with guys leaving me with four other guys.I was fooling around with one of them knowing what he had on his mind. I’m not a virgin so I would have probably ended up with him but when the other guys joined in I backed off. All of a sudden two of them grab my arms pinning me down while the guy I had been with dropped his pants. He took my shorts and panties off then got between my legs. I yelled for him to put a condom on but he had sex with me without using one. I freaked because I’m not on birth control and had never let anyone cum in me. My friends say it was r**e even though I would have probably had sex anyway because I asked him to use a condom and he didn’t. They want me to report it but I’m not sure. I did take plan B today to avoid getting pregnant.

    Embarrassing Moment For A 15 Year Old

    I was with my mother at a bank and this guy threw me on the ground. He reached under my dress and pulled my panties off. Discovering I was on my period he forced his face between my legs.

    He was forcibly held by the bank security for the police. It turned out he was a gang member and one of his initiations was to 'eat out' a girl on her period.

    Most His Friends Watched

    I have been married for 15 plus years I’m a rather large tall curvy natural red head with freckles. I have double ds but because of my height and weigth they are easy to hide. I have a slim waste even after kids a large ass big hips and thick legs. In joggers and jeans leggings my ass sticks out. I had always tried my best to hide my body. That was until last July when at a block party I was at our neighbors and there older son stopped by with his friends. Tori is in his early twenties tall dark hair muscular fit very fit guy. I was in a 1 piece green swimsuit and my long dirty blond hair in a ponytail. He came over and said hi there where lots of people there so lots of booze and Tori came over and was chatting with me. Combo of sun and the booze had lots of people feeling good. My husband was MIA he had wondered off to another house. I got out to use the bathroom and went back in.I didn’t pay attention to my suit probably the booze as I got up my front down low and I think back and I remember a few people starring at me what they where looking at where my double ds almost out. I walked over tot he pool steps and walked back in when I got to the lat one I hopped back in went under and came up. Tori swam. up to me and continued chatting me up. I was facing him and talking he kept me there and a buddy swam up and snapped a picture with him and I we stood side by side and I felt his hands on me my hips and sliding around my bottom. Our backs where the party when I felt his hand slide across my tit and I felt him pinch my nipple that was out. I have a thing for nipple play it felt good and with the help of the booze inlet it happen one hand on my toy the other founds it’s way and was rigorously fingering me. He felt me shook he leaned into my ear and said it was his turn. He took my hand and led me out of the pool it was mid afternoon and people where blitzed and more people showed up so this young guy leading me by the hand away from the party went un noticed. Took me to his buddies house which was 2 houses down where his friends where hanging out. Went in to a den where there was tv and couches no door just a wall separated us from his friends. At first I was quite just a few slurping sounds then he had me on all 4s and wanted to tongue me. It felt fucking great eyes closed and he started sliding in me. He kept telling asking me why I was so tight. When he hit the bottom I made a gasping sound then he grabbed my pony tail pulled back and slammed into me over and over he was way bigger then anything I had ever experienced and it showed because my ass was clapping eyes closed completely naked tits swaying making all kinds of noises and telling him harder I never noticed hands on my nipples pinching ant tugging at them. Comments how sexy I looked then I felt a cock much past my lips i then realized i feel 2 cocks in opposition openings. I just let them go to town on my pussy and mouth. I did 3 guys that day. I cleaned up felt horrible and went and found my husband who was passed out. I was found by the boys after a while and again Tori convinced me to go hang with him. He took me by himself and afterwards I watched the video of me being fucked by the boys on his tv as he sucked on my tits. I felt horny and bad I didn’t know if I should go and when I tried he continued to suck my nipples and fuck me. He helped me get my husband home we lit him on the couch and then took me for what seems like the 6th time in my bed where he pounded into my butt. He keeps in touch with me and every couple of weeks he visits and does things with me and I always do what he wants. The most guys I have done where 4 I was sore and tired he promised to not have me do that many. The last guy was really really rough and rude.

  • I Just Can't Seem To Get Up The Nerve To Go Find A Man To Fuck Me

    How do you go about confessing to the impossible.

    In college I had a roommate for a semester, off campus. He was weird and walked around naked. He was pretty hairy, his thighs and calves, his arms, his back, he had very full pubic hair, his dick was obscured by it. During breakfast he got up, naked, and bent over to pick up a piece of paper, his butt cheeks opened and I got a full on view of his hairy asshole. God, I wanted to lick it.

    Several days later, more than a week later, I was on the couch watching nonsense on the television. My roommate came over to ask me if I wanted to share a Coke with him, his dick right there at eye level. I didn't think, I acted, I went forward and took his dick in my hand and straight into my mouth and started sucking. He said something like 'what are you doing' but he didn't move backward. I got my rhythm going and now on my knees in front of him I was savoring his dick with my mouth and he was getting hard for my hand to grab it. I gave my first blowjob and he grabbed my head when he came in my mouth, on my face and hair and some of his juice on my shirt. It was the most fucking hot experience of my life.

    After that the pecking order was set and I was his cocksucker and anus kisser. I love eating out his ass holding his hard dick and jerking him with my hand. When he was about to cum he turned around and I took his dick in my mouth for him to cum in. It wasn't too much later, maybe another month or so before he tore me a new asshole. The best damn sex you can imagine. No lube, no nothing, just his hard dick tearing into me.

    There wasn't much kissing but there was some, and he slept with me under his arm and spooned me. Every night I went to sleep with his hard dick rubbing up and down my butt crack, and sometimes he pushed me onto my stomach and fucked me. I really enjoyed being fucked, it's the best experience ever. Many times while he was fucking me I thought to myself, that's why girls love it.

    At the end of the semester he graduated and I graduated a year later. I met my wife at work and we got married, on the wedding night she made a show of dropping all her birth control into the waste basket. Laid back on her back with her legs opened and told me to knock her up. I've been married fifteen years and all I want is to be the woman again, have a hard dick in my hand and up my ass like I had in college. But I'm too fucking scared to look for it. I watch gay porn, and I have a proclivity for hairy assholes. To lick, to smell, to get hard to.