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We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

- Embarrassing Moments -
Straight Female / 41

I Did A Horrible Thing Which Could Have Been Very Disastrous

New Year’s Eve my daughter who is a junior at a local college had a party at our home. My husband was out of town visiting family.
Of course there was plenty of drinking so not wanting to be unsociable I had way to much by around 10 o’clock.
I told my daughter I was going upstairs to my bedroom to lie down for a while. It didn’t take long for me to pass out on my bed. Sometime after that I was awakened by someone coming in the room. I was still very drunk when I realized it was of my daughters college guys.
He laid down beside me put his arm around me and kissed me. The next thing I know I’m passionately kissing with this college guy enjoying it. Then when he ran his hand up my skirt I didn’t do a thing to stop him. It wasn’t long before he had me ready to go further than I should have.
Still being tipsy I asked if he was using a condom. When he said no I told him he should be because I didn’t want to get pregnant but just relaxed enjoying every minute before he gave me something to worry about.
I must admit it was an exciting experience at the time and I was very fortunate not to have gotten pregnant.

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# 76223 - by Nicole / January 20, 2025
    • - Embarrassing Moments -
    Straight Male / 45

    A Much Needed Vacation

    It had been years since Grace and I had the time and finances to take a vacation. Kids, sports, school, work. There was always something stopping us.
    We finally convinced her parents to stay at our place and booked a trip to the islands.
    Sun, surf and sightseeing were great. The Air BnB was a larger converted house with multiple rooms sharing 2 baths, not ideal, but not a deal breaker.
    The third night, after quite a few drinks and not much food, we ended up in our room around midnight and we ended up screwing like teenagers. Maybe I had whiskey dick, but it lasted waaay longer than we usually expect.
    When we finally woke around 10am, I went to go pee and there was a note under the door. Apparently, the room next door never banged on the wall or yelled but the feminine handwriting thanked us for the entertainment. It also said that they also ended up fucking because it sounded like a porn being shot. She hoped Grace ( guess I said her name) would be able to sit, because I wasn’t taking no for an answer to butt stuff!
    I never figured out who wrote the note, but we brought it back with us and it’s in “ the drawer” where the toys and stuff are stored.

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    # 76177 - by T. / January 19, 2025
    - Embarrassing Moments -
    Lesbian Female / 44

    I Confess That We Paid A Man To Take Our Virginities

    As a girl I always knew that I wasn't normal like other girls. My mother reinforced my behavior and by the time I was going through puberty I was already defined as a 'little tom boy'. I am small, only five one and I weighed in at 107 pounds when I was fifteen. I think the highest weight I ever had was 118 pounds. Being so small I am slight, small breasted and have boy hips.

    I discovered my sex before I was nine. I played with myself constantly, I had my hand slapped off of my lap, I was accused of being a dirty girl. My first insertion was the handle of kitchen spoon. Ribbed, but that's not why I chose it, I chose it because it was big and round and I wanted something big in me.

    When my mother discovered the spoon in my room she questioned me until I confessed. I was eleven. She told me that I should be careful not spread myself open like that or no man would want me all loose.

    In the tenth grade I discovered sex live. It wasn't with a boy at all, it was with another girl who was hefty and had large boobs. I couldn't believe that she carried those around all day. She was wide of hip, and large of mound. Big bad ass pussy. I can't believe what we did, it was all just nasty assed girl stuff. She got her first guy, a linebacker type. She told me about it and offered me to have him have sex with me too. I refused. Actually I was scared of someone so big as he is.

    I went to college still a virgin but with wants. I took my spoon with me. I was in a dorm, and my roommate caught me giving myself a spoon fuck. Eu God how can you do that? But she liked the idea and I used the spoon on her. That's how she lost her virginity. I kissed her too. I told her about sex with my friend in high school and she was open to try. Now neither one of us is hefty or big, we are both on the small side. Small enough to fit into a single bed.

    The spoon was our friend and we helped each other out. We talked a lot about losing our virginity to a yet to be identified guy. But we left college with our virginities intact. I was 22 and still a virgin and I had that one affair in high school and the same girlfriend throughout college. And she is still with me.

    Now the bad part. We were 37 and we felt that we had to make it happen, we did not want to die virgins. We asked around and this one woman where she works told her about a service she used. That woman is pretty unattractive, so she paid to be 'serviced'. She arranged for us to have man meet us at a motel and have sex with both of us. The man that showed up was obviously in his forties or maybe fifty. A large man, but in shape. He showed us his penis, and had us touch it. He told us to kiss the tip of his penis. He told us that he was going to 'do us' one at a time, and he would do us from behind.

    We flipped a coin to see who went first. I got tails so I was second. She did what the man said, he grabbed her with his hand to soften her up, and then 'did' her. He asked her why she was so loose. After he got his second wind I did the same thing my girlfriend did and he did me. It cost us 150 bucks, plus the motel room. It only dawned on us after the fact that he didn't use a condom.

    The woman my girlfriend works with had told him about our spoon, so he was just playing with our heads. That was in 2017. We are now in our mid forties and we have never paid for anything like that again. We still have our spoon.

    Pretty sorry story isn't it?

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    # 76159 - by Shannon / January 18, 2025
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    Straight Female / 42

    Now Which Friend Are They Talking About

    Both children are in college. Our home is like an airport. People coming and going all the time. Overheard my daughter talking to one of her best friends. Asking her about her last date. She replied great until she realizes that there wasn't enough space down there for him. And he's bottoming out in me. And I'm soaking my panties.

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    # 76133 - by Charlene / January 18, 2025
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    Straight Male / 32

    Accidentally Mentioned An Adult Film Star In A Meeting.

    We had a meeting yesterday and one of the results of the meeting was needing to have someone from our finance team send out an invoice. There is a new woman on the team and I knew her first name but not last, Melanie. We were trying to think of her last name, she wasn't on this call, and I blurted out "Melanie hicks." A male co-worker chuckled but I wasn't connecting the dots. I realized shortly after that the name i said was of an adult film star.

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    # 76103 - by Corpo / January 17, 2025
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    Straight Male / 26

    Ultimate Embarrassment

    When I was 16 my parents started having marriage problems. A lot of arguments and constant tension. Then one day mom revealed to me and my younger sister that she was pregnant. OK, whatever. Shortly after that dad moved into the spare bedroom.
    The day they went to the hospital for birth I stayed home and watched my sister. Dad came home that afternoon, packed some bags and sat them by the front door. Two days later mom came home with the new baby. The baby was black!
    Dad took the bags and left. As bad as this was it got worse. Dad filed for divorce and it got messy. I was exposed to the details and it was bad. Apparently the real father of the baby was a high school kid I knew. He was a senior but DAMN!
    After the secret was out he started coming around to see the baby. Actually I don't think he gave a crap about the baby, he started coming around to fuck mom. Mom would take him and the baby into the bedroom and lock the door.
    Word got out in school and my life was miserable. I went to stay with dad and changed schools.

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    # 76053 - by Son / January 15, 2025
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    Straight Female / 39

    Nice And Plump Is Better Than Not Fitting In Your Skin

    My coworker had her stomach banded and she looks awful. It's bad being heavy, but worse looking like your skin is two sizes bigger. I can't imagine a man wanting 'that'.

    Sorry for the downer.

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    # 76046 - by Miss Campos / January 14, 2025
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    Straight Female / 18

    So Much For College Next Fall

    I’m a senior in high school planning on starting college next fall but that all changed over the last few weeks.
    Me and my older cousin horse around a lot when we’re together. Over the holidays we were in my room pillow fighting and he endedd up on top of me on the bed. I could feel him hard as a rock against me so I smiled at him. I was surprised when he kinda humped me.
    I had on a short skirt so I spread my legs a little to see his reaction. He wasted no time taking advantage of it then dry humping me.
    Neither of us were saying a thing then he reached down touching my mound.
    From there things moved pretty quickly from foreplay to some amazing sex.
    It was the first time I’d done it without a condom so I got very excited when I could tell he was coming in me. When it was over we both agreed it had been a great experience.
    I didn’t think a lot about it after that until I missed my period the weekend after New Year’s. I took a pregnancy test which was positive but I made an appointment with my doctor to make sure.
    My appointment was yesterday and she confirmed I’m pregnant with a due date of around September 13.
    I haven’t told him yet that he got me pregnant but I plan to have the baby whatever.
    If he’s not interested I don’t plan on telling anyone who the father is.

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    # 76044 - by Taylor / January 14, 2025
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    Straight Female / 44

    New Year’s Eve Party

    I’m 44 and been separated since last July.
    For New Year’s Eve my daughter and her husband invited me to go with them to a party at friends of theirs.
    When the party broke up after midnight several people including my daughter, her husband and I decided to crash at the host since we had gotten too drunk to drive.
    I crashed on the sofa in the family room then sometime during the night I realized someone was lying down beside me.
    I was still pretty drunk but when he ran his hand up my dress I told him we couldn’t do anything but he had other ideas.
    Not wanting to disturb anyone else in the house I whispered to him I couldn’t do anything because I was married but he put his fingers in me.
    I guess it had been so long since I had been intimate I relaxed letting him continue until he had me very aroused.
    When he finally stopped to get his penis out I just opened my legs to let him know it was ok.
    He pulled my dress up slid my panties to the side then wasted no time giving me what I had been missing as I got in rhythm with him. The sex was amazing then he completed the deal cumming in me.
    He got up left and I went back to sleet.
    Of course I didn’t tell anyone what had happened just savoring the experience
    I guess that will change now because I missed my period which was due on the 9th so having no signs it was coming I took a pregnancy test yesterday. Sure enough I got pregnant.
    I will have some serious decisions to make. I hate the thought of having an abortion but still being married that may be my best option. Then again I could just confess my infidelity then put the baby up for adoption.
    Decisions……decisions……

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    # 76005 - by Jessica / January 13, 2025
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    Straight Female / 47

    I Don't Know Man Speak, What Does 'you Know' Mean

    I'm 47, recently divorced. My neighbor helped me finance the lawyers. After my divorce I asked him how I could repay him. He said 'you know'. I misread him completely, he was very upset that I thought he meant intimacy. He just said 'you know'. I don't know what 'you know' means.

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    # 75966 - by Claudia / January 11, 2025
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