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We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

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Straight Female / 18

Being A Father Is Not DNA, Being A Father Is Being There Every Day

I walked into my house and my father was there. I only knew him from pictures. The conversation was two strangers. My mother listened but didn't interfere. He has pancreatic cancer and wants to set things straight. He set up a trust fund for me and my brother, enough for us to go to college.

I don't feel anything, thank you for the money, but why didn't you pay child support. I don't wish cancer on anyone, but I don't really know what I'm supposed to do.

The 'father' in my life is the man my mother works for. He stood for me, he made sure rent was paid, there was food, clothes, Christmas. He provided the hugs a girl needs, he drove us to Disney World when I was twelve. He shares his time with us, he gives me advice. I love him, he is the father in my life.

I wish he never came. Now my heart and mind is troubled, I'm not at peace. Even my father figure' can't settle me down.

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# 74880 - by Grace / November 22, 2024
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    Straight Male / 27

    Lost A Real Life Cock Bet

    My gf and I were at this downtown bar. We'd be drinking and she talking to a woman we'd just meet and they were swapping stories. Some how it got to them talking about their biggest and to my happy surprise my gf said I was her biggest.

    The girl says that her husband his huge and one thing leads to another and then man suggest a cock bet. He grabs a sharpie from behind the counter and says loser has to have loser written on his cock and the girl has to show her tits.

    We all laugh and drink and try to move on but the guy keeps pushing it. Eventually at the end of the night we are tired and drunk and agree. The four of us go to the bathroom and drop our pants. Then our underwear. I play with it a bit to get it hard but I could tell he was bigger. I'm almost 7 inches and dude was a solid 9 maybe more.

    He holds both our cocks in his hand to show. Tells my girl to pay up. She shrugs and pulls up her shirt showing them her perfect tits. We all cheer and I'm too drunk to care. He hands her the marker and my own gf writes loser on my dick.

    On the way out of the bathroom he puts a hand on my shoulder and leans in. Just remember that you're the loser when you put that cock in her pussy tonight he says in my ear so no one can hear.

    We uber home and as my girl is laying naked on the bed legs spread I'm looking down at my cock with loser written on it. She's drunk out of her mind but out of no where I get into it. I start to fuck her and asking her if its small and she's into too. She's talking dirty telling me how small it looked compared to him and we end up having some great sex. True story. I never understood SPH until now.

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    # 74877 - by ILikeSPH / November 22, 2024
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    Gender Neutral / 32

    Thrust Against My Will Into The Female Ledger

    As a somewhat assertive female attorney I was surprised at a party by a male attorney who took my virginity and left me to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. I am 32 and unmarried, not in a relationship, and not prepared for sex with a male. I was drunk.

    It doesn't do any good trying to rethink the matter, or pretend that there is redress because I was drunk. I am pregnant and that's what I have to focus on. Yes, he is an Alpha asshole, a trial attorney, and he has my number. Why I can't stand up for myself is beyond me. I do as soon as he is out of earshot, but in the moment I wilt. That's how I got pregnant. To say he has power over me, he does. And that seriously pisses me off.

    I tried to negotiate an abortion. I got a stonewall. Absolutely not. No giving. No soft edges. No is no and that's that. I got my ass pregnant by getting drunk. Now deal with it and keep him posted. I'm not saying he wasn't responsible and would not pick up his paternal responsibilities and take his paternal privileges, which is another issue here. But I have to carry the baby and birth the baby and I imagine I have to nurse the baby. His mother suggests nine months of nursing. He will have visitation rights, come over, coo at the baby and ask me to change the baby. I'm not overthinking this, it's what I know from what I have seen all my life. Men don't get involved until the baby is a boy, if it's a boy. If it's a girl then it's all the mother, and he's the spoiler.

    Bottom line I'm screwed. We did have a talk about 'access'. He would like to have 'access' to me. That's in play. 'Access' to the female. For what? Another pregnancy? Or is it for sheer pleasure? I am serious here, if he has 'access' I have a ring and marriage license and I will cut his balls off if he has 'access' to some other female. I'm not sharing his DNA with some other female.

    The problem is that there is no way to ensure that he doesn't have access to another female. I won't, it's not in my nature to play ball with some male. I got drunk. That's not playing ball. It is hard enough to contemplate 'access' to me. I am sure that no other male will ever have 'access' to me. But I have to think about the baby and the baby's sibling or siblings. This man has a dream, and it involves a large family. And he has me spotted to make them. Now that he has one in me. We are negotiating the terms of a marriage.

    Suffice it to say that one night getting drunk has shifted my whole life path. I now have to contemplate a man who wants 'access' to me for his pleasure or for his intent on fertilizing me. I have to contemplate a man in my house demanding things from me. I have to contemplate a common name with my baby. I have to contemplate some form of 'dress' under duress that looks good in the pictures. I have to contemplate cupcakes and blueberry muffins. Somehow I've got to shift gears from my lawyer persona and become a motherly mother for this baby. I don't' believe I can be schizophrenic.

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    # 74861 - by CJ / November 22, 2024
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    Straight Female / 39

    Can't Believe This Happened

    This happened last weekend and I am so embarrassed. I won't give a long story of how, but my teenage daughters best friend came up with 4 tickets to a broadway show in New York City. About a 6 hour drive. Road trip, 2 teenage daughters and 2 mons as chaperones.
    I will just say the price of a hotel room in New York City for one night is more than my house payment! So we decided to bunk up, one room, twin beds. Now I knew the other mom (Susan) well enough to be on a first name basis, but not really friends.
    Well after dinner and the show it was back to the room. Late and we had a long drive in the morning. Lights out, the girls in one bed, us moms in the other. Basically all of us were dressed the same, XL long t-shirts, panties or shorts.
    We were in bed maybe an hour, I was on my back semi asleep. I nearly jumped out of my skin when I felt it. Susan was quietly trying to push her hand down my panties! I tried to push her hand away without making a scene. O-M-G what if the girls saw what was happening. I tried to be as still and quiet as possible while trying to push her hand away. It didn't work, she managed to get her hand down my panties and pushed a finger inside me! I tried to roll over away from her but I was going to have to struggle. I laid there as she fingered my pussy. After a few minutes she moved up and began to massage my clit. She kept rubbing and i was mortified when I began to tense up. I knew I was going to have an orgasm and a few seconds later I was shaking, I wanted to scream but I managed to keep my mouth shut. I guess Susan had accomplished her goal. She pull her hand out of my panties, rolled over and went to sleep.
    As you can imagine the next day was awkward. It was a long drive and every time I made eye contact with Susan she gave me a big smile. At least my daughter didn't know.

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    # 74834 - by Mom / November 21, 2024
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    Straight Female / 47

    My Dildo Mistake

    Like many many many other women, I have sex toys. Like many many many many other women, I have sex toys for specific needs and uses. When the need to be fucked silly comes upon me, I use my 9” black rubber dildo.

    I am a widow. I have two sons. One is local and one is about three hours away. The local son stops by every once in a while by himself during the week or with his family on the weekends.

    Last Tuesday night I used my dildo on myself. I just needed to be pounded. Well, the next day when I got home from work, my son was at my house. In panic mode, I struggled to remember if I had put the dildo away the previous night. As I entered my house, my son was in the living room waiting for me and playing on his phone. We said our hellos and went to the bathroom to pee. And there it was, covered in a dried white sheen, sitting on the vanity. I looked in the mirror to see how red I was. I was humiliated - had my son seen it? Yup, the toilet seat was up.

    As I came out of the bathroom, all I could say was sorry you saw that. He responded and said it was our story and to not worry about it.

    I will have to be more careful with my toys.

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    # 74819 - by Bethany / November 20, 2024
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    Straight Male / 40

    Full Waxing Of My Hair Down There

    My wife and I are taking a cruise real soon. Her idea to get away from work for a bit and our kids will be staying at her parents

    My beautiful wife is always well groomed but I got a trimmed bush and shaved balls. It’s what I’ve always done besides occasionally shaving for her

    But last week my wife says she scheduled me to get waxed where she gets waxed. She wanted me to be hair free in my pants for the cruise.

    So Saturday I went to get waxed. Honestly the hair getting ripped out wasn’t that bad but..

    I was hard the whole time and that was embarrassing to me. Especially since that woman also waxed my wife. Mid way through the wax she noticed my embarrassment I think and said it’s normal for guys to get erect during a wax. Don’t sweat it.

    Then she told me to get on all 4s and she waxed my butt and crack. Having a woman look at my butthole was even more embarrassing!

    But after it was all done I felt so smooth and it was very comfortable in my briefs.

    My wife was loving it too. I’ve gotten some really good bjs the last two mornings before work. Now I’ll have to see how it feels on the cruise

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    # 74807 - by Will / November 20, 2024
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    Straight Male / 30

    She Is Awful To Him But I Benefit

    This guy I know and started hanging out with recently after catching up at a bar a few weeks go named Rob. He is in Corrections and his wife Christine is mostly a stay at home mom and volunteers at there daughter’s school. He had never met her before I went to school with Rob and afterwards we lost touch u til recently. I was invited over to there place a few times and the way she spoke to him was absolutely awful. She pretty much talked down to him anytime he would talk or want to do something. We drank beers in his garage and to be honest I think he had me over to get a break from being alone with her. What she did have going for her was she was very cute olive colored skin half Italian and half Mexican she had a big pair of tits and a nice ass. Brunette with straight hair down to her shoulders. No matter what time of year it was she showed off her tits and curvy hips. Jeans and leggings is what she loves in until recently throwing in a short skirt and heels. She had Rob doing some honey does when I stopped by. He was at back trying to out together a shed for her to have a place to do her crafts outside the house. Decent sized shed. I came into the house used the rest room and as I was walking out the bathroom into the hall she came out of her room as always button down shirt button very low so her tits are popping out. She opens her mouth and say oh good now you guys will be drunk and my shed will take twice as long to put up. I’m not the type to hold back and snap back and tell her do t worry il help him get that shed up to throw your ass in there and finally shit you up. She gave me a little more shit when I tell her when that sheds done I’m going to throw you over my knee and spank you straight. Just then I went to walk past her and as she turned I gave her ass a very hard smack and told her you have more of that coming. She didn’t say anything I went and helped him left that evening as I was leaving out front again I smacked her ass hard. Told her to get ready i saw her eyes tear up a bit and she mumbled something and I asked her what she repeats it a little louder as I lean to hear her very close she says yes sir. Then I very gently patted her ass again and keep my hand on her ass and start to rub her cheek that was spanked. I’m walking away and stop tell her that I expect her to be in a skirt tomorrow a short one the she’s will be done mid morning and we have some business to take care of when we are done. I walked away and went home. Next morning Sunday I got there around 7 Rob was out back when she let me in. She had on a short denim skirt and a low v neck shirt hugging her tits. I reached up squeezed her tits spun her around and lifted her skirt she had on no panties. While it looked good I told her to go out on a sexy thong or g string I have a fetish I felt her for a minute slipped a finger in her wet twat smelled it tasted it then did it again and had her taste herself. She was surprised when I did this again with her tight asshole. I told her ok go on put some panties on after she tasted her rear. We finished the shed she ordered some early lunch and nicely asked Rob to go and pick it up while I finished the trim. Seconds after the car left I told her to come here and lay on your tummy. I gave her 1 hard smack and 2 soft smacks and rubbed her slit. With out warning I grabbed her hair and pulled her onto the built in counter and shoved my cock inside her hand full of hair skirt up over her ass tits hanging out I never let go of her hair and pounded away vigorously knowing I did t have much time she shook after 5 minutes and let out a deep moan I pulled out spit on the up and forced it up her rear. It was very tight and again she let out a loud sigh this put me over the edge and I let go inside her ass still with a handful of hair I forced a kiss out of her and when I let go of her hair she was mauling me and begging to fuck again. I told her later and a short while later Rob came back with lunch. We had a few beers and went inside the house. Christine had gone in before he got back to clean up. We played grab ass until later in the afternoon when she snuck out to the garage while Rob went in to take a long shit is what he said and I got a quickie in this time dumping into her tummy. I pulled out and shoved it down her throat. She is very submissive and I am planning to take full advantage of this. I may even bring in another buddy or girl not sure which one or both. Il update later

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    # 74799 - by Beat / November 20, 2024
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    Bi-Sexual Female / 42

    My Daughter Found "the Drawer"

    We have a drawer where we keep all the lingerie, toys and whatnot. A while ago my daughter comes out of our bedroom and asked why we have a drawer full of clothes and penises. I was embarrassed and said something about adult things and then mortified when she asked why the black one had so many veins.

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    # 74695 - by Naughtymilf9902 / November 15, 2024
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    Straight Female / 34

    Since He's Intent On Keeping Me His Wife Wants Me To Have My Own Kids

    This coming Dec 13 will be the tenth year of the office Christmas party at which I first slept with my boss. To be exact, we had intercourse. In my mind it wasn't consensual, but that's a lie. It was regretful, and embarrassing. He elected to keep me on. Meaning, continue to have intercourse with me.

    I met his wife two weeks later on Christmas Eve. He insisted I join them for Christmas Eve dinner at his home. With the children. He announced at the table that I was his girlfriend and he intended to keep me. And I needed to be respected as his girlfriend. He was talking to his wife as well as his children.

    I work for him, I work with him, I have intercourse with him. I suppose that after ten years I love him. As I was told by an old lady, women learn to love the man who fucks her. I love him, I'm ok with that now. I will turn 35 on my next birthday. I'm under a lot of pressure to have my own kids. It's a daily thing, everyone I see her.

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    # 74686 - by Mary Jo / November 15, 2024
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    Transsexual Male / 24

    Caught In The Act By My Uncle..

    I was recently caught using my monkey rocker sex chair that i was able to pack away and bring to my new townhome, unfortunately tho i had family over and thought using it late at night outside in the garage would be perfect but didnt know my uncle smoked so he walked in on me naked smoking my b.ong with a open bottle of tequila and my laptop displaying porn..

    I didnt notice he came in becuase i was at the craft table and had the laptop at a good volume and the door is brand new so it doesnt sqeak at all when used.

    I only noticed when he said " If you werent my brothers kid I'd ask if it was ok to watch and jerk myself off"
    To be real, i was so spooked but also had a good amount of alcohol and was craving to be used.

    I told him he can but he cant touch me or remind me that hes there, so he found a spot on the couch and i continued to fuck myself. It was really hot knowing someone was watching me and jerking themself off.

    After my uncle came he came over and put 100 in front of me and told me if i let him "breed" me.

    Still thinking on that as this happened 2 nights ago

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    # 74669 - by Anon / November 14, 2024
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