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We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

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Straight Male / 27

She Got Me Good

I can laugh about this now, but for the las weeks I have been a nervous wreck.
I have lived with my girlfriend, Amy, for the past 3 years. Our little secret is that we met while attending a swingers party. We started dating and eventually moved in together. Our families are very conservative and don't even like our living together outside of marriage. Let alone our lifestyle.
As for us we have maintained an open relationship and often play with others solo with approval. 3 weeks ago I was working late. Amy called and asked if it would be OK if she went over to Ken's house. Ken is a guy we have played with several times. He is a super endowed black man. I said sure, just have fun. About 7pm I was just leaving work when Amy called. She asked if I would be OK with a friend of Ken's (another black guy) joining in. If I said yes she promised to take extra special care of me when she got home. I gave her the green light. One thing that Amy loves to do is call me when she is on a date. She will turn on video and let me see some of the action. I love it!
Well about 8pm my cell rang. It was Amy and it went straight to video and I could see Amy and Ken on the bed. Apparently the other guy was holding the phone. Amy was on her back, legs up and Ken was fucking her pussy hard. Then Ken raised up and backed off, I could see his hard cock sticking out. Amy sat up and started tugging at his cock. Suddenly I realized she was pulling the condom off. She held it up and dangled it as she looked at the phone and said "sorry honey". Ken pushed her back down and shoved his cock in her pussy again. I watched until Ken shoved his cock in and held it there. Amy wrapped her arms around him screaming as he unloaded his cum inside her. As Ken got up Amy spread her legs wide and the guy took a close up. Her gaping pussy was a cum filled mess. The guy raised the phone to show her face as Amy waved and said "gotta go". Was I shocked, HELL YES, Amy even makes me wear a condom and she is not on birth control.
My cell rang again at 10pm. Again someone else was holding the phone. Amy was standing in the middle of the room getting dressed. She spoke to the phone telling me she was on her way home. When she got dressed she walked over and took the phone. She turned it to show me Ken and his friend laying on the bed naked. Ken spoke up and said "dude if she ain't knocked up its a miracle". They both started laughing, elbowing and pointing at each other saying "it's yours".
Amy got home about 20 minutes later. She actually wanted to have sex when she got home. I was freaking out. When I asked she was a calm as can be when she told me both guys fucked and came in her twice. I brought up the getting pregnant possibility. Again she calmly undressed and told me she had been thinking about having a baby for awhile, and she wanted a black baby. Not to bring up the elephant in the room but I did mention the "black" issue and our families. She just laughed it off.
The next morning as we got ready for work she told me something. She didn't "ask". She told me she would be stopping by Ken's after work. I said "today"? She said yes and probably a few times a week. And she did! Ken and his buddy fucked her without condoms almost daily for 2 weeks.
I knew about when she was supposed to start her period. That was just in the past few days. Yesterday morning she was sick at her stomach and I was a basket case. I was convinced she was pregnant with a black baby. She asked me to come into the kitchen. She dug into the back of a drawer, pulled something out and put it on the counter in front of me. When I looked at it I realized it was birth control tablets. She broke out laughing. She told me she had been on the pill for a couple of months. She admitted the whole getting pregnant was a joke she cooked up with Ken. And of course he was glad to help.
Amy got me good. But at least now I get to throw out the condoms and fuck her pussy raw.

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# 70864 - by Boyfriend / April 2, 2024
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    Straight Male / 34

    Can’t Stop…

    I can’t stop watching inc**t porn… it turns me on so much thinking about my mom’s tits and seeing mom-son porn. I try to stop so I can have normal fantasies but it makes me cum hard every time

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    # 70856 - by Momlover / April 2, 2024
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    Straight Female / 45

    The Easter Brunch From Hell Part 2

    The Drunk Barefoot Easter Bunny aka my Cousin Fred then came out of the house covered in turds and my Boss was unconscious after Steven put him through a table and left to chase The Ghostbusters out of Bellevue.

    The Easter Bunny than began to smell his feet as Louise than began yelling "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SMELLING YOUR FEET IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU NUTS?" like when she had her episodes on the Maury Show nearly 20 years ago.

    Then Arthur squirted mustard of the Easter Bunny's bare feet as Fred too koff his helmet and started licking his bare feet too Louise and everyone's disgust.

    Then Fred snatched a Reese's Peanut utter egg and placed it between his mustard covered toes and started sucking them. I then went to go hit him with a VHS Tape but Louise tok a VHS Tape and smashed Arthur in the head with a VHS Tape and then I smashed Louise with one and she fell into the chocolate pudding pool.

    Then Fred put his foot in my face and I kicked him in the balls and hit him with a vhs tape and laid him out on another table that Arthur left his Semen on it, climbed a ladder and dove off putting Arthur through the table.

    Jim and Jerry were still punching the daylights out of each other and began throwing food at everyone and before you know it an all out food fight broke out to end This Easter From Hell.

    I hope your Easter isn't an Easter Stampede like mine was.

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    # 70829 - by Karen Jeffers / March 31, 2024
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    Bi-Sexual Male / 30

    Nosey Neighbours

    I was on my way to meet a top at his house. He lived in a nicer neighbourhood, and I was driving slow to see the address. A neighbour must have thought that I was trying to break into houses or something and started following my car. I went around the block, hoping that they would leave me alone, but they kept following me. After a few minutes of this I found his house and went into his garage side door as he had instructed me to.

    I met the guy in his garage and he fucked me over the hood of his car. I was moaning the whole time, and he was pretty loud when he came. He had been pretty rough too so my ass was really sore and covered in cum and lube.

    When I walked out, I was walking funny cause of the soreness and wetness. But the neighbours who had followed me were still out there! They must have been waiting out front of his house the whole time. They definitely heard me getting fucked by this guy. They started questioning me about what I was doing here and why I was in the neighbourhood. Why was I in his garage. They threatened to call the police. I got in my car and drove away as quickly as I could. I went back there a few more times on other days. I saw his neighbours watching me from their houses, but never talked to me again.

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    # 70774 - by AlanShezar / March 28, 2024
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    Straight Male / 29

    Fun Turns To Humiliation

    Myself and my wife are part of a local swingers group. There might be 10 couples, all familiar with each other and attend parties when we can.
    Since we started I have REALLY wanted to see my wife have sex with another girl. Problem is she has maintained it will never happen. We were having sex 2 weeks ago and again I brought it up. But I got the surprise this time. She said "yes" but on one condition. She said if she does it, I would have to have sex with another guy. As we were in the middle of sex and she had her mouth on my cock at the time I agreed.
    Last Saturday night we attended a small party with 3 other couples. The girls started off and my wife did join in for the first time. For an hour us guys sat around rubbing our cocks as all 4 girls played. I got to see my wife on her back with a girl licking her pussy as another sat on her face. The girls even took turns with a strap on.
    As the girls decided to take a break my wife pretty much outed me. She announced I wanted to try guy on guy and asked if any of the guys would help me out. Well, 2 of the guys agreed. A few minutes later I was on my knees with 2 cocks in my face. I sucked both of them and for maybe 30 minutes the 3 of us changed positions several times and sucked each other. From somewhere a bottle of lube found its way to the mix. My wife made the suggestion I take the bottom role. I found myself on my hands and knees as one of the guys started working his cock into my ass. It felt so uncomfortable! He finally got enough of his cock inside me that he pulled out and pushed back in. As he started really fucking my ass the other guy got in front and wanted me to suck him at the same time. It was hard to concentrate on sucking his cock because my asshole was on fire! It did hurt.
    Then something happened that made me forget the cock in my ass. My own cock started to get hard. Super hard! I was so embarrassed and scared to death everyone would notice it. And yes they did. One of the other wives started pointing and laughing. My own wife screamed "Oh My G-D he likes it!" She got up off the couch and got down beside me. She reached underneath and grabbed my cock. She barely touched it and I shot cum all over her hand and on the floor. As everyone laughed she rubbed the cum all over my lips. She started slapping my ass and telling the guy to "fuck the little fag harder". He increased his pace and a minute later he shot his load in my ass. Everyone in the room started clapping their hands and cheering.
    I was completely humiliated.

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    # 70772 - by Me / March 28, 2024
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    Straight Female / 28

    After Effects Of Anal

    Been seeing this guy for 5 months now. Every thing is going good. We get along great. We both have good careers. The sex is amazing.

    But he did introduce me to anal sex. Honestly I’m not a huge fan of it quite yet but it’s growing on me. We don’t have anal frequency. Maybe once every other week

    Two weekends ago we had went out to eat with some of his friends. And upon returning back to his place we had sex. Started with a bj then rode his dick for a bit. I thought I’d initiate anal for the first time so I pulled off his dick and grabbed the lube. I took off the condom. Then sat on his dick with my butthole. No condom for anal for us

    I got my orgasm and he came in my butt as usual during anal. Not even 20 minutes later I got a bad stomach cramp. And I started sweating. I went to the bathroom and had really bad diarrhea. Jeez I was embarrassed. It was loud.

    I guess the combination of sushi and cum in my butt had upset my digestive system. And my freshly fucked butthole was paying the price.

    I showered before leaving the bathroom. Very embarrassed by it I didn’t know what to say.

    But my boyfriend reached in his nightstand pulled out some pepto and said this will help.

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    # 70708 - by Mattie / March 24, 2024
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    Straight Male / 29

    Ditch Pig Mom

    At work, some of the guys in my age bracket, early twenties, had been telling me for some time about a cougar bar filled with older middle aged woman looking to get fucked by young men. They loved the place. “You want to get laid, easiest place on earth Bruce!” They were telling me about several of the women and what they were really good at, bad at and making fun of each of them; their bodies, saggy skin, tits, stomach, dry pussies etc. They told me about one woman, Kathy, close to fifty who was a real “pig.” Not great looking but willing to do anything to get laid. She had group sex with three of the guys at work participating. I asked what made her such a pig. “Are you kidding dude. This old bitch is desperate! She is willing to do anything to get fucked. She swallows everyone’s cum, licked our assholes, took us up her ass. Dude she laid in the grass once while we circle jerked all over her body.” I was like, wow! “One guy told us that he fucked her in the park and pissed on her afterwords! And she loved it!” Wow, that’s pretty fucking sad. Anyway, they convinced me to come along. I was twenty two myself and was curious as to what was happening. When I walked in there it was almost a two to one ratio of older women to young men. My work buddies pointing and telling me who they had been to bed with and what their specialty was. “She gives incredible head dude.” “That one takes it up the ass.” Stuff like that. To these young guys it was a bit of a joke. These women seemed to think these young guys had a real desire for an older woman when in fact they were using them as an easy fuck. For kicks. After twenty minutes or so, an attractive enough women 44, started hitting on me. She had an okay figure for a woman her age. A mom figure but bangable. We danced, she kissed me telling me that she found me cute. She said a friend was having a party down the street with many of the women in the bar heading that way. She wanted me to come, so I did. It was located in the wealthy area of town, large homes. When we got to the party it was pretty wild. Cougars and young men necking, making out. It was a huge home, with some couples popping in and out of rooms. Edith, the woman I was with, took me by the hand and gave me a tour of the grounds. In the backyard we passed by a drunk woman getting banged in the grass. Edith took me back in the house and down a hallway to a bedroom. When she opened the door there was a couple on the bed in the 69 position, he eating her pussy and she sucking his cock. Edith said, “Oops, sorry Kathy!” The woman looked up and my jaw dropped. She was my mother. “Mom!” She freaked out jumping off the bed and running off into the bathroom. Un-fucking real. What made it worse was the dude was one of my fucking coworkers. He’s like, “Dude! Your mother is Kathy?!” Holy shit. My mother was the perverted ditch pig these guys were making fun of! The one who loved getting pissed on! Who licked asshole’s assholes!!! Well my life has been forever changed. I quit the job and moved out to the Midwest. I still have a relationship with mom but it ain’t the same and I’m told she is still doing the rounds with young guys. The embarrassment will keep me away forever.

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    # 70690 - by Bruce / March 23, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    Bad Vibrations 2

    My first post “Bad Vibrations” I told about my masturbating on my bed, fully nude before taking a shower and my son’s best friend, Sean, unbeknownst to me, watching all of it and everything. Apparently he stayed over after a night of partying. I demanded he leave which he did but not after begging me to have intercourse with him.

    Well, what I didn’t say, is that Sean hasn’t stopped texting me about his desires saying he can’t stop thinking about me even going as far as sending dick pics and full nude shots of himself masturbating. He’s all of nineteen! I will admit, see him masturbating is arousing so I understand his seeming obsession. No sooner do I post my story on this site than the next morning he knocks on my door. I let him in for coffee. We spoke about what happened and he again is begging me to make love with him. He’s nineteen and I’m forty one! I’m flattered but come on, there would be no future and just a fuck and my vibrator keeps me satisfied and will do, until a proper relationship enters my life. I told him that and he left but is still texting. I don’t want my son knowing what happened that day but I don’t need a stalker either.

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    # 70682 - by Darla / March 22, 2024
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    Straight Male / 22

    Not Right At All

    My name is Paul. I’m 22 years old and work as a mechanic here in town. I and some friends went out one night to a bar. The place was packed with women being that it was “Ladies Night.” A very attractive but older woman in her late forties asked me to dance, which we did. She said she wanted to give me a blow job. I said sure. I was shocked but hey, who turns down a blow job?
    Not I!
    We went to her car, she unzipped my pants, I pulled them down to my knees and watched her do her thing. Man, she was good. I mean I’m just shy of seven inches and pretty thick but she had no problem taking all of me and to completion. She was by far the best I ever had. She drank my paste and thanked me. I said, “No, thank you!” And we went back into the club. That was it. We didn’t speak the rest of the evening. A couple of days later I bumped into her at the store. We talked a bit and then she asked if I enjoyed the bj. Fuck yeah! And then offered another one. We got in my truck, I moved it to a back alley where we necked for awhile, she taking off her top, me sucking on her tits. Sure they were implants but I didn’t care. She gave me a repeat performance. Fucking great! I took her back to her car and we were done. Well if I didn’t run into her at that same bar a couple of weeks later. Again we made out a bit in her car, she sucked me off but not to completion stopping to ask if I would like to hit her place where we could fuck.
    Absolutely!
    Her place was really nice. We wasted no time jumping into bed. We were getting it on in the dark. I took off my clothes and she was in panties and topless. I went to slide my hand down her panties but she bolted up, took off her underwear and came back into bed. Well I reached for the gold only to find another dick in the bed, every bit as big as mine! I blew out of that bed got dressed and out the door. Now I don’t give a shit what anyone wants to do but come on, to go that far without warning a guy is wrong. Very embarrassing!

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    # 70680 - by Paulaholic / March 22, 2024
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    Straight Female / 52

    Son In Law Wake Up Call

    I was staying at my daughter and her husband’s home for a couple of weeks. They have had a very successful business which has afforded them a big beautiful home with a pool, hot tub and even a sauna. Very impressive. We took in the sauna on my first evening, I wearing a one piece bathing suit. My son in law walked in and dropped the towel he was wearing exposing a very impressive endowment. I was in shock! He asked why I was wearing a suit adding, “Mom, you can’t do a sauna unless you’re nude.” I was about to answer when my daughter walked in and dropped her towel as well. “Mom, you can’t get the true experience of a sauna like that. Take it off.” I refused. In fact I left. They are in their early thirties and in great shape and although for my age, fifty two, I’m quite proud of my figure, I just don’t compare and don’t feel comfortable being nude in front of my son in law nor him in front of me. That was something I would have to get use to. The very next morning my daughter and I at the kitchen table having coffee when her husband walks in, in all his glory. A beautiful man, but really?! He poured a coffee and then stood there for five minutes talking to us while nude. My face and chest were flushed red, with my daughter laughing about it. Well while they were both out I snuck into the sauna nude and decided to see for myself what it was like. It was very nice. I was enjoying it until my son in law unexpectedly stepped in with, “There you go mom! Good for you!” I was going to cover up but why? He saw everything so there we were sitting and talking. I found his endowment to be very distracting. When he first came in it was a healthy size but it grew quite large with the heat of the sauna and his testicles were hanging quite low. I had never realized how much a penis moves and changes. He caught me starring at it several times but he made no mention. I was flushed again with arousal, my nipples hard my body giving my needs away. It has been three years since my husband died and my desires were coming out with my naked son in law. For the first time since puberty, I found myself in their guest room masturbating. Once I got home I purchased my first sex toy and have decided to put my profile on dating sites. That experience showed me that I can and need to get on with life. This site and all its stories have awakened me to how much of a prude I have been. I’m not too old to learn.

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    # 70656 - by Climax Carol / March 21, 2024
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