We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Bad Vibrations

So I awoke a few Thursday’s ago, heard my son head off for college, got out of bed for my morning coffee and read emails. That was all good. I decided to have a shower, disrobed, laid on my bed pulled my vibrator out and thought I’d release some sexual tension before doing so. I have a vibrator that stimulates my clitoris and vagina at the same time. As I was going at myself, breathing heavy and coming to a loud climax, I open my eyes to see through a reflection in my mirror, my son’s best friend Sean, in my bedroom doorway. I screamed, covering myself up. “What are you doing here??” He said Jeff and he got in late and Jeff told him to crash at our place. He saw everything. I mean he saw everything! He apologized but also said watching me was a huge turn on adding, “I really want to make love to you.” I told him I needed him to leave. He said, “Please, I would satisfy you, I promise.” I just said, go and he did. God how embarrassing.

  • Caught In The Act And Didn’t Know It

    I was recently out with some friends a bunch of girls that don’t get out much getting together on a Friday night. I’m an ex volleyball ball player so I have a large frame but am curvy. Have big tits double Ds a slim waist and some rather big hips. Red head and am very outspoken. I am married with 2 kids and even with 2 kids I stay in shape. People always stare at my tits. My girls are hard not to stare at I get it.
    We where out for happy hour there where 6 of us at a bar we frequent. There was a group of 5 guys that were there before we got there. They came up talking to us right when we arrived. Most the girls with us where married except a pair. One of the guys really cute a bit shorter than me was tall with me. I had on a sun dress since it was late spring and warm. It came low hugging my boobs waist and came down a bit over my ass. As this guy talked to me his eyes were on my tits non stop. At one point I told him my eyes were up here snapping my fingers. A couple of hours go by and this guy had pumped me full of drinks. I headed out and he insisted on walking me to my SUV. I had tried to make a slice exit not telling my friends that where let as they would have begged me to stay. I slipped out and the only person who saw me leaving was the guy who had been hitting on me the hole night. He talked and talked had stopped drinking but I could feel the alcohol was still hitting me hard. I got into my suv and he got in the passenger side. I was really buzzed and before I knew it we where in a full blown make out mode. He pulled my top down which was easy since my tits where barley covered by my dress. His hand was rubbing the fabric around my pubic area. With my dress up and he had full view to my crotch he says your a true red head. He forced a finger in and I pushed his hand back and said I can’t do this. He begged and begged but I wasn’t budging. He then quickly said then can you just rub me out instead so i agreed. His dick was already out thought that’s was fast. I started to stroke him. He asked that I put my face close to cock because he wanted to feel me breathe on it. I wanna face to face but I was close enough that he could feel me breathe on his cock. I stroked away and he then pushed my head down with one strong swoop and his cock hit my lips then quickly went in. I pretty much had my mouth still and he pumped in and out of my mouth while I sat there. We did this for a bit and then i felt his hand on the back of my head really tighten up to the back of my head and I felt his warm jizz spill into the back of my throat and mouth. I ducked and swallowed not wanting to get any in my car or dress. It sounded very sloppy and he said for me to stop because he was getting hard again.
    I was a little scared and sat up. When I sat up there where my 2 friends that where left in the bar and 3 of the guys that where there. All 5 had sneaked to check and see where I had gone. Apparently the had text me but I had not heard or seen my phone since I was getting mouth fucked. Guy gets out they cheer it was so fucking embarrassing. Girls swore to never tell my husband and asked if I wanted them to cover for me to go get fucked. I said no it’s good and left. I walked in quickly and quietly kids where sleeping and my husband was on the couch asleep. It was close to 11 and he was watching the news. I told him I was home and I was goin to shower then I’d be down. He opened his eyes and said ok. I went upstairs ran the shower undressed and saw a rather large stain on my dress. I knew what that was. I looked in the mirror and saw I looked a mess. Makeup was running lip stick was running up my cheek. It looked like I had gotten fucked. I felt horrible and still do. It had been years since I had anyone’s cock on my mouth that wasn’t my husbands. I feel like I should tell him but I don’t want to hurt him or ruin the good thing we have. The next night I let him fuck me anyway he wanted. Even the rear which is rare.

    He Saw Everything

    After getting Divorced and dating for a few months different people. I met a guy that I had worked out with before. We knew each other and once I was single he asked me out. He is in good shape also divorced has a good job. Nice place. He like me has a son who he splits time with there ex as do I. It was a Friday night and both are kids where with there other parents. We had decided on a date night which started at a happy hour very little to eat then back to his house. It was a summer night so it was warm outside. We had a few more drinks and were by the pool. We where being flirty I was dancing by self and I being 5 foot 2 135 lbs nice tits and a fat ass. People notice when I dance. I am often told my goods shake in all the right places. We had music going out side I am outside putting on a show for my guy and am in my thong by the time the song is over. My guy was mauling me sucking my tits sliding his finger in my holes. I’m game for any hole by the way and I like it rough. I’m sucking and licking I laid down and my legs go up in the air and my man is plowing me. He pulls out and shoots his load on my tummy and some hit my trimmed pussy hair. He stood there over me rubbing his dick against my opening for a bit and he was shard again for round 2. I flipped over and he proceeded to bang me doggie style my personal favorite. He pounded my kitty for a while then I felt him pull out and start to push inside my rear. I quickly started to rub myself and I was going to cum and it was coming fast. I started to cum he pounded into my rear and my legs where shaking as he continued long stroking me. After a bit I fort him tense up then let out a moan groan and I felt warm cum shoot inside my rear. I stayed on the lounge well fucked I slide down and laid on my side my well used ass was on display and with the booze and having cum I fell asleep. When I woke i was on the lounge had a blanket on but my ass was exposed. His neighbor was sitting talking to my guy and he had a full view of my rear. When I woke I sat up and my guy got up to get me some water. The neighbor told me when my guy left that I was really talented and would love to get a ride from me. He then gave me his card and told me to give him a call if it didn’t work out with his neighbor. He said watched me getting fucked and he was eager to share his cock which he said was way bigger then his neighbors. I didn’t know what to say then my date came back outside with water and I got up and covered up. He ended up getting my name and number so t know how but he has sent me some dick picks and if it’s him he is huge and I’m not sure my ass mouth or pussy can take that. I mean would it be bad to try his dick out. I’m going through a faze where I want to try and date more and not be tied down to one person. But if I can get dicked down for a while I’d be ok with that.

  • He's A D**k!

    I am still embarrassed months later. There is a rural spot by a swimming hole that gathers a crowd every weekend. Some camp and some show up just to party for the evening. Usually about a dozen or more of us. Of course at times people hook up. Unfortunately I did.

    A friend of mine occasionally brings his cousin. He is not well liked. To be honest he is an obnoxious and annoying. But we have seen him in his wet swim trunks and he is packing a very large tool. Well one evening I had too much to drink and I was horny. We went to his SUV and had sex in the back seat. Yes his dick was big and it rang my bell. I had 2 strong orgasms. When we finished I was laying in the back seat covered in sweat and catching my breath. He put on his trunks and then did something I didn't expect. He grabbed my t-shirt and bikini off the floor and jumped out of the suv. He walked back to the bonfire and started waving my bikini around as the guys cheered. I was still in the back seat naked. I didn't even have a towel or napkin to wipe the cum running out of my pussy. A couple of the girls tried to get my clothes back or bring me a towel to cover. But the guys blocked them and kept cheering for me to come and get my clothes. Finally I had to suck it up. I got out of the SUV, walked over to the fire and demanded my clothes. Of course there was the quick game of keep away as all the guys checked out my naked body from head to toe. Still hear about it!

    It Was Every

    I have always been flirtatious and the life of the party. A many times guys thought they were going to get me all at once. I’m 42 and about 10 years ago I was out with friends. My husband was home with the kids I had gone out on a girls night and things got a lift out of hand. We where at a popular hot spot and we where all dressed up. I’m 5 foot 4 about 140 lbs small perky tits but have a big nice round bottom. There was a four of guys probably in there late 20s there as well. One guy had been paying attention to me the whole time. I flirted got some drinks out of it. He always tall muscular handsome guy. He kept buying the drinks and would i would pawn them off on to some of my friends. We where getting ready to leave they guys where trying to keep us there but I had made it to my car when i realized that I had not gotten back my bank card. I said shit and tried to sneak in. I got my card but on the way out the guy had seen that I had returned. He walked up handed me a drink. This drink was was stiff and after a few sipps the conversation had taken a sharp turn and we where talking about sexual positions and if I like me it rough and would take more then 1 guy. I gulped down my drink and was headed out again when the guy told his buddies that he would be back. I didn’t ask him to but he walked me out all the way to my car. He was being really handsy with his hands rubbing my ass over and over. It did feel good and when we got to my car he got into the passengers side. I told him that I was married and couldn’t do this. He was fondling my boobs and he had leaned over to give me a kiss which I did kiss him. He whispered that he was hard as a rock and maybe I could just jerk him off. He put my hand on his cock that was already out and it an was impressive size. He kissed me again and then reached behind my head and pushed it close to his cock. I licked the head and proceeded to jack it off and suck the top. My husband never lasts when I do this. I could feel this big cock getting ready to explode. I took my mouth off for a second and it was about 6inches from my face when he shot 3 streams of thick cum the first hit my forehead the second hit my mouth and the 3rd went all over my hair. He then pushed my head back on his cock and I licked the head putting my tongue right into his pee hole. I was pulling my head off when I noticed he was rock hard again. My pussy is on fire and he outs his hands up my skirt rubbing my kitty that’s now soaked. The parking lot was dark in the area we where at. He got out to my side of the car got my out spun me around lifted my skirt and proceeded to give me the fuck of the century right there in the parking lot. I had cum all over my face my perky tits where out my skirt was bunched up at my waist thong pulled to the side and he was using my pussy for his pleasure. I suddenly felt his thick head splitting open my ass. It broke the seal and one he went pumping away like he owned it. I had not had anal in years and he made it feel like I was an anal slut. There I was outside in public getting fucked in the ass cum covered. I hadn’t noticed but a few people caught a glimpse of us. It was dark so they couldn’t see our faces but it was clear I was getting fucked. I tend to be loud when getting fucked and today was no different. He had typed in his number in my phone before going told me to thank my husband for letting me play. He helped me clean my face up. Gave me a kiss and sent me home. I was sore horny and had dry cum in my hair. Got home husband was watching tv on the couch. Asked me how it went. Told him it was fun and headed to the shower. His my clothes and panties I was leaking heavily from my rear and I was really sore. I had my husband fuck me as well and i came hard and fast 2 times for him. I fucked my friend for a little over 2 years until he got married and then got caught fucking me. He and his new wife ended up moving away. I still miss that cock and how slutty he made me feel. I have tried to get my husband to do this to me but it’s not the same. When ever I have a girls night I sometimes hope I can find another alpha to make me his slut again.

  • A Click And It's Recorded, It Got Me Promoted

    A picture is worth a thousand words. Or worth a promotion. "The" picture wasn't posed, it was an accident. I shouldn't have been there. It was sunny that day, I was upset over my failed relationship. I went to the park to just sit in the sun during my lunch break. I saw the boss, he walked up to this woman, a hug and holding her by her coat he talked to her. Absentmindedly really, I took the picture.

    He saw me, I guess it's an instinct. What was I doing there? Was I following him?

    I got 'promoted' ahead of schedule, into planning. I work for a woman, she's the guardian of the galaxy. I 'erased' the picture, but everyone knows nothing is ever erased. The picture, of the boss talking to his girlfriend. She works at Saks in women's handbags, the real expensive ones. She is sooooo pretty. I talked to her, but she knew I can't afford anything. I had to see her in person. No one deserves to be that pretty.

    Now I'm fantasizing with her. I'm single, maybe she wants a girlfriend.

    My Sister Found Out, I'm A Pisswhore

    I've always felt something sexual about peeing. Ever since I can remember, way before puberty. It made me feel something down there, and I liked it. I liked bearing my bottom half then feeling it come out of me. Whenever I could I'd lift my dress or skirt, pull down my shorts, and pull down my panties and pee outside with some of my male cousins watching. Sometimes they'd come over and touch me between the legs and it felt so good.

    After I was old enough to get my own place I would go naked as much as possible, even making sure sometimes when neighbors were out back to walk by the open window naked. My husband of 6 years, and dating 2 years prior, was a little taken aback when I peed outside in front of him. I feigned that I couldn't wait any longer, and even had him hold my panties, then hold my dress up so it would get him close while I peed. Probably the third time we did that, I never put the panties back on, he put his fingers under my stream, I felt the hot liquid divert and get on my thighs, and splash back up to my fur covered pussy. I pulled out my wipes and he asked me not to use them. He put my panties in his pocket and let down my skirt and we walked home with pee still in between my pussy lips, and on my thighs and in my bush. At home he ate me like never before. I loved it and later that night he had me in the tub, peed all over me and we laid on the floor with towels laid down and had sex. Licking me first, kissing and sucking on my boobs, I sucked him and he got on top of me and we had great sex with me wet from piss.

    Piss became an integral part of our sex life. I love it, he loves it, and though I haven't had sex with any other men, I have let several men do piss bukake on my naked body, then jack off on me. I have swallowed my husbands piss and he mine. I swallow a lot during the bukake sessions. Then my sister came to me with a porn link. My husband posts pix and vids of me taking piss, but never shows my face. She recognized me from a couple of beauty marks on my body. Asking about it I admitted it all. She was totally speechless, she couldn't believe I'd do something that "gross". Now she will barely talk to my husband thinking he's the one who got me into this, I explained that it was me, ever since I was little, a couple of our cousins even reminded her about me peeing in front of them outside when we were young.

    She doesn't understand it, called me a pisswhore and I totally agreed. I am a pisswhore and not just for my husband, I'm a bukake pisswhore.

    Married To Protect Me He Is Overly Possessive

    The basic issue was my best friend marrying a black man. I was maid of honor. I was paired with the best man, black. The wedding pictures blonde blue eyed girl on the arm of a black man. Preemptively, that's the word he used. Preemptively marrying me and getting me pregnant to ensure no black man would do it. Possessively is a better word.

    He is a good provider, certainly makes good money. I have had the good fortune to be a stay at home mother. I don't even have a problem with the other word, housewife. I get my allowance, I have my freedoms, I have friends. It's just once in a while when the behavior is obvious. Possessive.

    So do I bitch or let it roll off my shoulder?

    As to my friend, there are problems. Primarily with the women. It's not jealousy, it's why a black man chose a white woman when so many black women were available. Simply put, she is not accepted. But that's not my problem. My problem is an over possessive husband.

    Mum Cucked Me

    This was humiliating, so I was about to enter university and we were having abit of a family and friend leaving party last June.
    Main guests were my girlfriend and some other friends at my mums house
    Bit of context first my girlfriend has a thin healthy figure with long black hair and my mum has a voluptuous figure with long brown hair and still looks great. They've always had a great relationship doing stuff together.
    Tonight everyone was dressed up, me and the two other guys were in nice shirts and my girlfriend was in a blouse with nice jeans as was my mum.
    Me and the guys were drinking and talking then I noticed my girlfriend had gone off somewhere. I excused myself to the toilet and I came to a weird sight. My girlfriend was sat on my mums bed rubbing my mums big soles on her lap, I couldn't quite hear what was being said but she was clearly enjoying it as much as my mum was.
    I took abit of time in the bathroom as I needed a you know what. Noise just attacked me on the way out, I peeked through and saw what they were doing now,
    My girlfriend was now naked as was my mum and she was riding my mum! I'd never seen my girlfriend moan and make sounds like that and my mum was no different, they even switched positions with my mums huge ass now above my girlfriends small one.
    I left and tried to finish the night as normally as possible which I managed, my mum and girlfriend came down later and acted as if nothing happened. That was last June and I've been to university as planned but am now home so thought I'd let this off my chest after seeing them both again. It was so unexpected and embarrassing

  • Parents Caught Me, Xdressed With A Cock In Me, In Their Bed

    I had been getting fucked for about 5 years, I started sucking a friend who was a couple years older, then he fucked me. After that he didn't have a girlfriend, well he went out with girls, but none would let him fuck them. Not even a BJ. I did both for him. Soon with his mom gone a lot I was dressing in her undies and lingerie, making up and styling my long hair for him. He got me into crossdressing then he went away to college.

    I found others to fuck me, plenty of older, married men, but I wanted someone J's age to be a girlfriend to. I crossdresssed, some of my older men buying me clothes, even outer clothes. Then I found Trace, he saw me dressed up in one of my weekend outings (parents weren't at home). He and I got along great, and as normal started with hand job, BJ then he wanted to have sex, to fuck. Our first time was in his car in the backseat, next in a cheap motel. We even spent some long weekends together in the city nearby where no one knew us. I could dress full time as a girl for him. Then with my parents gone away for 5 days, we were having endless sex. We were in my parents bedroom, in their king bed. They came home and we didn't hear them, when the came into the room there I was, on my back, kissing Trace with my legs wrapped around his back and his huge cock plunging in and out of my boipussy. He was just cumming, and it was very obvious, and couldn't stop when they came in. He was finished, pulled out immediately. Getting his shorts and shoes and tee he ran out of the room just saying excuse me, got dressed and ran out of the house.

    Now my parents saw his huge cock, now looking at me dressed, made up, being kissed and being fucked. It was so embarrassing, no one knew I was gay, though the did admit they thought I was. I tried to explain, but there was a deaf audience, they didn't want to talk about their sons crossdressing sex life.

    So now, everyday I know they've seen me in lingerie, getting fucked. They've even tried to have me invite trace over for dinner, but he won't do it. I tried to push it off as a one time thing, but my mom told me that I can't look that good and do makeup that well, know what type of lingerie to wear, and definitely cannot take a cock that big if its a one time thing.
    Oh and Trace? won't see me, is afraid if he's seen with me that everyone will know he's gay. In fact he's been fucking Debbie who is a total slut.