We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Was Very Fortunate Not To Have A Problem

For graduation I and several of my girlfriends took a beach trip.
I had managed to keep my virginity throughout high school mainly because I didn’t date steady and participated in sports.
Most of my friends started having sex by their sophomore year and all had lost their virginity before we graduated.
I met a guy at the beach who invited me to dinner one evening then we went back to the condo where he and his friends were staying.
I had drank beer before but never liquor so I got drunk very quick.
I had never let anyone go further than playing with my tits but made the mistake of letting him put his hand down my jeans then fingering me.
Between the booze and the time of the month I got so horny I ended up letting him take my virginity. I was so aroused that I never gave the first thought of asking him to use protection.
Only after we had finished and I went to the bathroom did I realize the amount he had done in me.
I didn’t tell any of my friends I had had sex because I want everyone at home to think I’m still a virgin.
I also didn’t have an opportunity to get the morning after pill being with them so I just had to wait hoping he hadn’t knocked me up.
I know I was very lucky since I was most likely very fertile at the time.

  • Tried Something Different

    I'm a straight man always have been. Never even considered doing anything with another guy. But one night hanging out with a friend drinking and doing a few lines of cocaine. Joking around my friend said to me. I could really use a blow job. I said to him. If you have the balls to wip it ill suck it. I was just kidding around. But he took it seriously and wiped out his huge fat cock. That was already hard. I couldn't believe it. He kept saying well you gonna suck it. I guess I was drunk because the next thing I knew his huge fat cock was in my mouth and down my throat. I sucked his dick for hours. He shot his nut down my throat. Then he did the same thing to me. It really did feel good. He sucked my cock so good I came twice. I ended up passing out on his couch. In the morning we just never spoke of that night ever again. I've never told anyone before this. Should I be ashamed

    Granny's Little Boy

    When I was about 14, I was spending a weekend at my Granny's in the country. I had climbed a tree to get my kite down and slipped, sliding down the tree with my legs around it. The end result was my inner thighs were rubbed raw.

    When I came home, I was walking kinda funny and Granny could see that just below my shorts my legs was red and raw. I told her what had happened and she told me she take care of it after my bath.

    After I had my bath, she came into the bathroom and got some kind of cream from the cabinet. She began to rub my thighs with the cream as I twitched a little. Then she told me to turn around and lower my underwear.

    She then proceeded to rub my upper thighs making my balls jiggle around and of course at that age, I started to get one of those uncontrolled teenage boners. As she rubbed she just kept looking at my hairy cock as it stood up.

    I got weak in the knees when she put her slippery fingers around my cock. She stroked me once or twice telling me it looked like I wasn't her little boy anymore. She pulled up my underwear and gave me a hug.

    The next morning, she sked me if I'd like some more cream on my legs. I told her I was still sore. We went thru the same routine as before, but when she rubbed cream on my cock, I told her to do it real slow this time. LOL.

  • Coming Face To Face With Wearing Grown Woman Panties

    I will be honest, hence the confession, I had sex in college when I over indulged at a party. The consequences were an unplanned pregnancy, a marriage to a stranger, a birth in the ER following a traffic accident, a man who is losing patience with me. I have to face the consequence of my behavior, either I step up and accept that I am a mother, a wife, and a grown woman. My husband has no duty to baby me, he is not my father. God, I hate doing housework, tied to a baby, being 'supported' by a husband working two jobs for me and our baby.

    My mother has four children, my grandmother has nine children. I have one baby, washer and dryer, vacuum cleaner, refrigerator, dishwasher, air conditioning, and I'm resentful of my baby. My husband's patience is on it's last thread, and either I grow up or I'm history, one more unwed mother.

    She Almost Killed Me When She Got Back

    My neighbor and I have been having a little fun. It’s been going on since the beginning of summer. She and her husband have a 4 year old. Form what she tells me the baby was not expected. But they had her and Maria is a good mom and from what I gather if her husband was a little more helpful and would take time to help her sexually I would not been using his wife as often as I do. The first day of school was Monday and she started preschool. For the first week this week they are going from 8 to noon. Next week it will be 8 to 3 a full day. The whole school is in sync. It’s a private school K to 8. Maria has a killer look she is very tan has these tan lines from laying out by my pool. Her husband thinks she just lays out in there back yard. She did them for me. Her perfect c cups are white and she has her tiny g string tan lines that glows around her waist drives me nuts. Her tan lines between her ass cheeks is only visible from the top and when I spread her ass cheeks wide. She has dark hair usually up has a beauty mark very sexy exotic looking. We fuck like teenagers and Monday when she got back from dropping her off the first day of school we had the morning to ourselves. Her plan was to shower and clean up. Nope it was 11:30 and i was balls deep getting ready to cum and cum I did. I pulled out of her and since she was on all 4s I pulled her to her knees and blasted most in her mouth. She wiped her face and chin. Pulled up her leggings panties where nowhere’ to be found. That was actually are 3rd round so she was leaking from her puss and I had blasted her mouth. What she didn’t notice was the giant thick stream that had landed in her chest and part of her shoulder. At the school the pre K and Kinders have to be checked out. She walked in started conversations picked her daughter up and not sure how but realized she had cum on her chest and shoulder. I got a nasty text and the next day she forced me to stay in her and then she cleaned me up. Good times

  • Wearing Panties

    Every night I wear panties and sometimes a cute nightie for sleeping. I love how my penis feels in women's sexy clothes. Usually, I wake nicely rested, with a piss hard on.
    I know this is not as exciting as banging a family member, cheating on a spouse, doing oral and anal on strangers or animal inclusion. But it's my jam and gets me off.

    How Andrew Sprained His Ankle At Grandma's House

    So I was sixteen and I had a thing for this boy who was nineteen. He was a college freshman, but I knew him from growing up. One day my grandma asked me to go to her house to water her inside plants. Another reason for me to run an errand now that I had my driver's license. She worked at the mall.

    So I asked Andrew if he would go with me. I had very strict rules about not allowing anyone in the car with me at that time. We went, and after watering the plants, Andrew decided it was as good a time as any to get a hand on my tits. He grabbed me from behind, both tits in his hands. I fought and fought but to no avail. He did not release me, rather I kept having to bend down and down until I was at ninety degree angle and he was humping up my backside. I did ask him what he was doing, but he did not reply.

    I felt his ding a ling really hard going against me, and out of instinct or something like it I pulled my pants down. His instinct got the better of him and his hard ding a ling was up and down my now naked butt. Well that wasn't enough, was it? I reached around and took his ding a ling and put it right up against my vagina hole and 'whoosh' it was in like a dream.

    But it was uncomfortable and he had let go of my tits, so I got away and layed back on the couch and he came over with his ding a ling and my legs opened, like the cave opened for Sesame. His ding a ling went to work and a few minutes later he was going on and on and on about 'how sweet it is', when I looked up over his shoulder and Grandma was there.

    I got the strength of thousands and was able to toss him off, Andrew fell off the couch, got his foot caught on a stack of book and twisted his ankle real bad. I got my pants back on and brushed my hair and Andrew was on the floor with his pants around his ankles screaming up at me to help him. Grandma nodded her head and I helped back up onto the couch, to pull his pants up, his ding a ling no longer menacing at me.

    Grandma drove us to the doctors, and the doctor told him he had a sprain, and to stay off his foot for a while, keep it elevated, take and aspirin and call him in the morning. Grandma drove Andrew home, and I helped him get inside on his crutches for his mother to help him sit down.

    Grandma told me straight out 'you hurt that poor boy acting the way you did, you know full well he is in track at school and now he is going to have to sit out. It will be a miracle of miracles if that boy ever speaks to you again'.

    That was it, not another word. We went back, she checked the plants and sent me home.

    Busy Weekend

    It was Saturday afternoon, my wife and kids had gone to a birthday party for my niece, and I had worked in the morning till noon. I got home, cleaned up and decided it would be good to catch up on some stuff out in the garage.

    I’ve been out in the garage about a half an hour, cleaning up putting tools away and what not when a buddy of mine stop by. I offered him a beer and he said sure why not. Not thinking I bent down to the fridge under the bench and grabbed them a beer. When I turned around the hand it to him, he had a stunned look on his face.

    I handed them as beer and I said what’s up? Why do you look like that? You look like you saw a ghost.

    He looked at me and asked me if I was gay. I kinda laughed and said gay. Why would you ask me that? You know I have a wife and three kids.

    He said you’re wearing a pink thong. I saw it. Are you gay?

    I knew I’ve been caught must be my shirt became untucked in the back, and I didn’t realize it. I looked at him and said I’m not gay. If anything I’m bisexual.

    He asked me if I ever sucked the man’s cock, and I asked him if he’s ever had a man suck his cock. Long story short, I ended up giving him the blowjob of his life and he loved it.

    He ended up calling me on Sunday to come over and help him fix his lawnmower. Lawnmower was fine. He just wanted another blowjob.

    I told him I enjoy sucking cocks from time to time and not to be shy about asking. He told me I’m very good and he doesn’t want to abuse our relationship.

    I told him don’t worry about abusing our relationship that’s what friends are for.

    The Public Shaming That Has A Life Of Its Own 30 Years Later

    We were 8th graders in a small private school, everyone knew everyone. I had a crush on Jonathan Wilson and was doodling in my notebook, repeatedly writing "Mrs. Wilson". The teacher walked up on me, grabbed my notebook and shamed me in front of everyone. What followed was a classroom wedding, the girls 'dressed' me with flowers in my hair, made up grotesquely, put a white tablecloth around me, he was helped by his groomsmen, a paper tie, and they rolled up his pants like a hick farmer.

    Several girls were bridesmaids, boys were groomsmen, one boy was the minister and he read out the wedding vows made up by him. With paper rings we were 'married' and after the wedding I was from then on Mrs. Wilson.

    The story got back to our parents, everyone thought it was amazing. In school and out I was Mrs. Wilson. A nickname that has lived on ever since. Jonathan felt sorry for me, he understood that I couldn't get married because everyone associated me with him. We eloped in college and made it legal.

    For our 25th class reunion everyone dressed up like we had that afternoon in the 8th grade, every woman's name tag was Mrs. Wilson, and all the men were Jonathan.

  • Window Cleaners

    I just had something happen yesterday that I thought was appropriate for this forum. This is what actually happened so forgive me if it is a little tame by comparison to "stories" on here.
    My husband and I live in a few different places, so we are constantly moving around from each of our homes. One home, the one we are currently at presently, is on a high floor of a tall building. It is a very new modern building with floor to ceiling glass windows. We have been traveling a lot most of this summer, so we haven't been here in a few weeks. Due to the travel, I had fallen out of the loop regarding the schedule for our building.

    Yesterday morning, we woke up early because of the time change, and my husband began to feel my body as we laid there waking up. Him playing with my nipples and rubbing my pussy got me very horny. We had forgotten to turn the air conditioning cooler, so the room was stuffy, and we kicked off the sheet. The blinds were not down, since we live on such a high floor and nobody can really see in due to the semi mirrored glass, unless you are pretty close. We were playing around, and I was really enjoying it as he was licking me and playfully slipping a finger inside my bottom as he did so. I am embarrassed to admit it, but I really like anal sex. The only problem is that my hubby has a very large head of his penis so we don't do that very often. Yesterday however was different.

    I reached into my bedside drawer and got the bottle of slippery lube and rubbed it all over him and got on my hands and knees as he slowly "popped" his quickly swelling head inside my behind. I was moaning as he sat there for a little while allowing me to catch my breath, and I could feel him swelling completely inside me. He began to slowly and gently thrust into me, when suddenly there was a thud at first bedroom window! I had no idea that they were cleaning the windows on our side of the building not having been there. I froze! I felt hubby stop and I'm not sure if it was stage fright or what, he was totally stuck inside my bottom, and with him fully engorged and erect, there was no way that we could pull him out until his swelling went down! There was also no way for us to get off of the bed or walk to the bathroom with him inside me like that. I tried to grab the sheet, but all of the covers had fallen on the floor at the foot of the bed!

    I watched as the window cleaner lowered himself down as he cleaned the window, and I tried to quickly thrust against my husband to make him ejaculate squickly so we could extricate ourselves. All that did is drive me closer to MY orgasm! There was no way to hide or speed up the process. I have semi large breasts, and we were completely nude, so the window guy got an eyeful of me on all fours, with my breasts hanging down, and hubby buried in my bottom as I tried to pump against him! The cleaner finished one window and moved to the next, which there were 4 of in the room. Each window being 7 feet tall by 5 feet wide, so it felt like the cleaner was in the room with us. All of this took maybe a total of 5 minutes for the cleaner to finish before moving to the living area windows, but hubby was stuck inside me until I finally pumped against him enough to get his to orgasm in me and pull out!

    The reason I write about this is because, being vulnerable like that, and being seen in that way, caused me to orgasm like I've never before! I'm embarrassed but also want to feel like that again! Strangely conflicted but also turned on by this experience!