Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

my neighbors are so dirty we put a picture of there house on the net. as soon as you walk in the door theres a big pile of cat shit, garbage every where, flies that almost eat you, they never mow there grass, and there kid weres the same pair of dirty shorts for a week.

  • We have a program with the police called Neighborhood Crime Watch.

    You're supposed to call the cops if you "see something."

    What's funny about it is there really isn't any crime committed by strangers. For the most part, the only crimes are being commited by the trailer trash neighbors with their junk cars in the yard and other things like that which they love so much.

    You're NOT supposed to do anything about them. If you do you're an asshole.

    Neighbors suck.

    I was mistaken... again.

    You see, I came to "I hate my Neighbor" because I thought this was a place where people came to vent about low-life neighbors who have no respect for the quality of life of those who live around them. What I've found, to what i guess shouldn't be my surprise, is the same low-life people bitching about how the higher quality neighbors will not tolerate their being trailer trash. example: "Oh how terrible it is, that the old bastard next door demands I not park my pickup on the front porch!"

    So once again, in my search for things nice I find that MOST people, while they work hard to buy nice things, work just as hard to make sure things are not nice. Most people are more confortable living in trash and will fight to the death to keep their dead grass, dead cars, trashy animals, cigarettes, pickup trucks, toothless wives and all the rest of the things they enjoy so much.

  • We live in a great culdesac. We all get along great except for one retired policeman. We all have dogs and are very respectful of each other and keep the dogs on leashes or tied up occassionally. However, dogs will be dogs, and they like to play with each other and occassionally one will get loose. This neighbor sits at his living room window and video tapes it whenever the dogs get loose. On a recent holiday, all the neighbors and kids ended up in the street playing frisbee and just having a good time. He called the local police as well as animal control...complaining of our "antics". He has taken several video tapes of us to the homeowners association. They say it looks like we are having a great time....he continues to video tape us. Isn't that illegal!?!?! We all want him to move!

    My neighbors just had an indoor pool and a trampoline installed in their backyard which backs up to my backyard. Every summer evening and every weekend and holiday they have company over which usually includes lots of kids. What do these kids do? Scream, scream, and yell in the pool. I am glad these kids have a healthy, outdoor activity but I haven't enjoyed a peaceful dinner on my deck or have been able to relax after work in the backyard since the pool was opened. I built a fence but the noise seems to echo off their house and right into my yard. I can usually hear them inside my house if the windows are open. Of course, I tried to talk to them and they accuse me of being jealous of their pool. I would never allow my kids (who are older) to sit on my back deck yelling screaming and laughing this loud and this often. There is an ordinance protecting my neighbors from my dog barking more than 10 minutes. There are no ordinances for screaming kids. I have been told to get a life. I have a fine life, it's just miserable from Memorial Weekend through Labor Day Weekend.

  • Hi, I've posted before and find this outlet easier that screaming my head off in my house.
    Thank you for having a place to vent.

    I still live in this trashy neighboorhood. God 3/4 of the neighboorhood residents are drunks and partiers. I figured as an adult homeowner people could do better with their time than booze booze booze! Not in this neighboorhood everyone including the moms have a beer in their hand in the evenings and all weekend long.
    What kind of shit hole looser neighboorhood do I live in?
    Is it better anywhere else? Reading these posts make me think that most adults are just drunken bums no matter where I would move too.
    What has happened to good old fashioned America where Men all have full time jobs and spend free time with their family doing fun family activities?

    My children will never catch mommie or daddy walking around with a beer in their hand. I find spending my money of the kids or vacationing or even going to Chuckie Cheese for a night more exciting than sitting at home drinking a case of beer.

    This one family who most of this complaining is about used to always whine about money problems (when we were friendly) and I don't know how many times I wanted to scream at her and say that if she didn't spend 15$ a day on a case of beer her and her family could enjoy time together instead of living such a boring, stupid drunken life.

    If you notice the children of these beer drinking bums you will see that most of them have speach problems and hardly ever smile-its all because they have horrible lives with drunken looser parents and will continue the circle as they age too.

    OH my I would love to turn them all into child service but it would just be spit into my face and we would fear for our lives. One drunk is even a police officer so complaining to anyone would get me nowhere anyway.

    I look forward to the day when I see the neighbors sons name in the paper for drunk driving. ON that day I will rejoice outloud on the front porch for all to hear...
    Yeah Ha, I might even throw a party that night!
    LOL

    Until that wonderful time I look forward to reading about in the next few years, we (all of us) will continue to work, enjoy life as a family unit, and not speak to anyone who is a drunken resident of this middle class neighboorhod. and pray that we can afford to move soon to a house in the middle of nowhere with NO neighbors.

    Our city provides us with recycle bins so we can recycle our cans. They also passed an ordinance that anyone caught removing cans from the bins in front of people's houses on trash days are subject to arrest for stealing. Basically, people who recycle cans for their own benefit would just swing around the neighborhoods and take 'em out of the bins.

    My neighbor, bless her heart, is this old lady, retired, has nothing to do. I drag my trash out the day before trash day, and right at dusk, she's there with her big Nordstrom shopping bag taking the cans. I don't have the heart to tell her that's city property and they could arrest her. But my tax dollars help pay for the recycling contract, so really, she's stealing from me.

    Plus, I know she's really bored. I feel like it would be bad karma to sic the police on an old lady.

    In the scheme of things this is pretty small, but annoying.The neighbour behind us has a cat who has started visiting our yard which I didn't mind, but now feels she owns our house.The other day she decided to come inside when the kids ran in so we had to carry her straight back out and home. Yesterday I heard noise in our laundry outside and went to investigate, and here was the cat curling up for a sleep on my washing machine YUK! I'm one of those people who believes animals belong outside, so of course I scrubbed down the laundry and now have to keep the door shut even when drying clothes in the dryer which is really a hassle. Why do cat owners feel that their cats have a right to roam anywhere, I wonder if they'd like my kids to come over and make themselves at home in their house?

    i have some neighbors [hes a junkie shes a slut posted] they are my next door neighbors i have been pondering some ideas for awhile now [2years] like putting a big dead fish between the walls problem being there "OUR" walls i dont wanna smell up my apt. as well. i guess i could get some cat piss, suck it up in a turkey baster then shoot it through there air cond. nothing smells as bad as cat piss. i was thinking for some things to do that would really smell up there apartment up but wont smell up mine.
    does anyone have any suggestions on what would really do the trick?

  • This ugly black fat ass bitch that lives next to me is a pain in the ass, she is a crazy SOB and has two retarded sons. Once my beautiful dog pooped in their yard and they called the police over for a dog poop (my dog never pooped in her yard again!) then one day I was walking my dog and the ugly fat ass bitch stood outside of her ugly yard and started cursing at me with horrible words and then stopped me from crossing the street because this SOB wanted to pick up a fight with me. It was horrible and I want to get a restraining order against her because she treatened to kill me. Any suggestions???