We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Orgasmic Tits

When it came to developing breasts, I was a late bloomer. In high school, I was flat as a pancake. I met john in my senior year of high school. It was his senior year of college. I wouldn't let him finger my pussy, so we did a lot of kissing. For some reason, he liked to feel my flat chest. We found that I would get extremely turned on when he played with my nipples. He didn't know how wet my pussy would get, because his hands were not allowed below my waist.

I was so flat, that only my long hair would identify me as a girl. When driving, he would get me to pack my hair in a baseball cap. Then he would have me take off my shirt. I was more than happy to get topless, because his right hand would start pinching my nipples. I felt exposed, although no one could tell anything other that a shirtless boy in the car. Still, the exposure and the nipple rubbing got me extremely hot. After a few minutes, I would explode in orgasm. If we were not at our destination, he would bring me up again by lightly pinching my nipples. Then he would bring me to another and another orgasm. I was in love with John. He made me feel so wonderful.

We couldn't get enough privacy to do much more until we graduated and got married. John's parents gave us a small house. Nothing fancy, but we were in sexual privacy heaven. John gave me a prescription for birth control before the honeymoon. Now he could bring my pussy into play. I loved his fingers, tongue, and 7 inch dick. I rarely orgasmed, but it felt very good. I even tried exposing our lovemaking to open curtains. It helped me orgasm more often. With my pussy and ass to play with, John didn't pay much attention to my flat chest.

After a few months on the pill, a nice thing happened. I started to develop breasts. After a year of so, I was a firm C cup. John noticed, and his hands returned to my nipples. I was again hot and orgasmic. My pussy was also very lubricated for his dick. I thought that our sex life could not be more perfect.

Apparently, I was wrong. While I was cumming multiple times from John's manipulations, John was not getting enough manipulation. He needed me to learn to do other things. He wanted me to jerk him off and suck his dick. I was willing, but unable. I didn't know what to do. John said that I needed to watch porn to learn. He didn't want to buy and videos, because his cousin cleaned our house. We decided to treat ourselves to a hotel room in another city. From there, we could go to an adult bookstore with viewing booths so that I could be properly educated to satisfy him.

Just the idea of going to a porn store made me wet. I went to Goodwill and found a very short skirt to wear. I didn't wear any panties. I found a button front white blouse that was semi-transparent. With my firm C cups, I didn't need a bra unless I was trying to hide my nipples. I didn't wear a bra; I wanted John (and strangers) to see my sensitive nipples. John loved my outfit. He called me his hot slut. I was ready to learn to be a slut for John.

We arrived at the store at 9:00 pm on a Saturday night. The parking lot was crowded. The inside was clean, but crowded. John bought some tokens and led me by the hand through the store. I felt like everyone's eyes were on John's hot slut. I felt exposed, and loved the way it was turning me on. If John had asked me to strip naked in the bright lights of the store, I would have done it gladly. I also would have bent over to take his dick in my pussy in front of everyone.

John pulled me by the hand into the hallway where the video booths were. It took a while for my eyes to adjust. I could see pictures of the videos that were playing. John found one where different sluts (like me?) were sucking dick. We went in and he closed the door behind us. He put a few tokens in and the video started. On the screen, women were kneeling and sucking dick. John told be to sit in the chair. He unzipped, and I got to practice while viewing the techniques on the video.

I must have done OK for a beginner, because I was rewarded with a load of cum. After showing it to John, I swallowed and showed him it was gone. He was ready to leave, but I wanted to be fondled and fucked. I stripped naked and got his attention. I sucked him hard again, but bent over to be fucked like a slut in this viewing booth. There was no gloryhole, but the wall had a "viewing" button. I pressed the button, and the glass cleared to reveal John fucking his slut in front of a strange guy. I love being exposed. I pulled John's right hand to my nipple and soon exploded. It was fantastic.

When I got dressed to leave, I left a few blouse buttons unbuttoned. I got so hot from having strangers looking at my breasts that I sucked John in the car and fucked him in the hotel room. I can't wait to receive more slut training!

  • My Appointment At The Urology Centre

    Tommorow i have an appointment with a urology specialist . After talking to my friend who is a nurse there . To let her know i am going . So she can check the lists for my name . To avoid me . She told me that some of the specialists are female . I prefer to see a female specialist . If i do see one . I hope she does not stick her finger up my bum to check my prostate . When i saw my favourite female GP . About my back problem . As i was laying on my side in my boxers for her to examine me . She asked if she could check my prostate . When she was checking me it gave me an erection and made me cum . She must have done it a lot of times . She handed me a tissue without saying anything .

    After Years Of Anal The Wifes Ass Is Worn Out

    After years of anal with my wife it's worn out. Wife went for a gyno visit I went with her after her exam we both were in the doctors office for a consultation apparently she told him about our sex life and how much we liked anal I'm not small and my dick it fat I never really noticed how her asshole has changed over the years of hard fucking. The doctor examined her pussy and ass said her ass muscles are getting weak and we need to calm down on the anal sex he said once a month or so is fine and use plenty of lube and go slow we have slowed down on the butt fucking and it seems to be getting tighter I've been putting 2 fingers in her ass while she does something like ass keegles seems to work so will see what happens

  • Caught Getting A Blow Job

    Me and my pal started to experiment with sex when we were 11 . First wanking each other then giving blow jobs . When we were 13 we still gave each other blow jobs . Mainly in our houses when our parents were out . One day we both wanted blow jobs but it was the weekend and our parents were at home . I suggested that we go to the small local wood and find a place to blow each other . We found a small clump of bushes that we could get in to the middle of . He dropped his shorts and i got on my knees giving him a blow job . I swallowed his cum and stood up . He got on his knees and pulled my shorts down . Giving me a blow job . As i was cumming i sensed someone standing next to me . It was a girl . One of our friends . She was only 11 . She wanted to know what we were doing . I was moaning with the orgasm . When i had cum i pulled my shorts up and spoke to her . Asking how she had found us . She had seen us in the wood and followed us . She wanted to see what we had been doing . She wanted us to show her . When i told her it was too soon to be able to do it . She would not believe me . To shut her up i told her that we would show her in the morning at our house . In the morning she turned up and i gave my pal a blow job with her watching . When he had cum he left . She wanted to see me cumming . I asked her if she wanted to do it for me . She thought i meant her giving me a blow job . She was not happy . I told her about wanking me . I undressed and lay on the carpet showing her how to do it . She was kneeling next to me wanking me . I put my hand up her skirt to feel her pussy . When i had cum she had it on her hand . I gave her a tissue to whipe it . I asked if she liked me feeling her pussy . Telling her i knew how to make it feel better . She let me do it . For the first time she was having her pussy licked . Her orgasm was noisy . I wanted to have sex with her . I asked her if i could do it . When she told me i could . I got an erection . I fucked her cumming in her pussy . For 2 years we had sex in my home when my parents were working . She came round after school for sex . My parents were never home before 6-00pm . One time i was fucking her with her bending over the back of the couch . When i saw my mum getting off the bus . I pulled my trousers up and she pulled her panties up . We were sitting on 2 chairs just in time before my mum walked in . She was surprised to see the girl there . We made the excuse that she needed help with homework .

    My Friend's Wedding Was Called Off Today

    He had traveled all the way to Europe with his bride, for a picture-perfect ceremony, months in planning. Friends and family and important guests were gathered.

    At the last minute, when the ceremony had already begun, it was cancelled.

    Apparently, it's not OK to marry someone 30 years your junior, even if you love each other.

    I thought we lived in a society that was increasingly free and that place value on personal happiness and fulfillment. I'm spiraling after today's decision, and hoping my friend and his fiancée are coping.

  • I Think I’m Addicted To Masturbating.

    I, 20 year old female, am a virgin.. and I think I’m addicted to using a vibrator. I’m scared of penetration.. like.. so much so that I don’t even enjoy using tampons.. yet I love clit stimulation. It’s embarrassing even thinking about how much my mind truly drifts into thoughts about when I can touch myself next. I have bought multiple sex toys to please myself with and I love them. Every single day if I’m not using my toys then I’m using my fingers. Either way, I am truly content with being single and I don’t really feel like I’m missing out on anything. Though, the situation lies in the fact that there were many moments where I could’ve lost my virginity.. yet I chickened out last minute… every single time. I’m not sure if penetration truly scares me or what the situation is but I have not lost my virginity despite my relentless “sex drive”. Am I broken or is it normal to want to avoid penetration sex while absolutely loving external pleasure? And do u guys think my need to touch myself will decrease if I get the real thing?

    My Middle-aged Female Mail-carrier

    It was pouring wet, and I was in my rubber bondage-bag, in my recliner, wanking slowly and intensely, when there came a tap at my front door, twenty feet or so from my position - a quiet voice said "Can I step in for a minute? Got something that needs a signature - OMIGAWD!"

    She hurried over, and deftly closed the main zipper of the rubber bag under my feet, trapping me inescapably in thye strong rubber-lined rip-stop nylon bag. "Wow! what an unexpected delight! You're in big trouble now, young man...exposing yourself to a respectable older lady - I could get you jail-time for that! However, it so happens my rent lease is up, and I need to find a place, like...immediately. I think I just found it, and now I can indulge my sadistic fantasies without limits or limitations...you paying attention, kiddo?"

    Since she had also closed the air-tight nylon zipper across my mouth, leaving me only two small metal-ringed air-holes at my nostrils, all I could manage was a muffled "mmmmmfff" sound with a positive inflection, indicating my acceptance of things.

    "Don't go anywhere! I'll be back when I finish, and we can talk! Or I'll talk - you listen! I always dreamed of masturbating a helpless male to an agony of delayed or denied orgasm, while he tried to beg - with me uncertain whether he meant stop, or don't stop..." She left then, and I lay there in scary uncertainty about my future - or maybe LACK of one...

    Niece Wants A Baby And It's Causing Marital Discord

    She has always been my favorite. When she was little, I became the cool uncle who would take her out for ice cream. Honestly, I had never thought of my niece in a sexual light. I still don't. She is 24, her husband is 30, I'm 52, and my wife is the same age.

    Earlier this year I could tell she was unhappy. We meet for coffee every few months. I asked what was wrong. She confided that she and her husband had been trying for a baby, with no success after two years.

    Then, she dropped a bombshell. She knew the fertility issue lay with her husband. In college she had had a secret abortion. Early in their marriage, she had had a miscarriage from a one-night stand. Like most men, her husband has too much pride (really, too much fear) to admit he has a problem and go get his sperm tested.

    I took a minute to process the gravity of everything she'd told me.

    The only thing I could do was say how sorry I was to hear all of that, and take her hand to comfort her. She said, "Don't be sorry, just agree to help me." I asked what I could possibly do to help. "Give me your sperm!" I needed another moment to process.

    We've talked a lot since. She is tracking her ovulation. The plan is that we'll meet at a hotel, I'll go into the bathroom and jerk off in a cup, and we'll inject the sperm near her cervix, using a proverbial turkey baster.

    We've also agreed that if it doesn't take after two months, we'll switch to natural sex. It will have to be sex only, with no touch, kissing, or romance, because we do not intend to cheat on our spouses.

    What I need is your honest guidance...

    1. Is it OK for me to say yes to my niece? Why or why not?

    2. If you're a man: Have you helped a friend or relative conceive? Who? How did it affect your relationship?

    3. If you're a woman: Did a friend or relative help you to conceive? How did everything turn out?

    Thank you for hearing me out.

    How I Met My Husband, When I Was Twelve

    I was twelve when I slid down the banister at church and got a large splinter in thick of one of my lips. It hurt, and it was embarrassing, and neither of my friends I was with were able to get the splinter out. One of them had an older brother who had been a Medic in the Army when he was stationed in Korea. I had to get down on my elbows, with my pants down, and on my knees for him to find the splinter and pull it out. He used the tweezers from the nail kit I had gotten for Christmas that year. He rubbed salve on me, taking care not to get his finger in my vagina, although I wished he did.

    This became the biggest secret of my life. He knew, I knew, and my friends knew. And no one spoke. As I went through my puberty years, and later as a teen in high school I was always and forever meant for him. He had already gone to college when I had my incident, and he was working on becoming an EMT. To be an EMT you also had to be a member of the Fire Department. So bottom line I was fifteen and dating a fireman.

    After I got married, after I had finished high school, I lay there and let him examine me, to see if there was any scar from the splinter. He told me there was, but I couldn't see. So I had to take his word for it, and let him check on me every now and then.

  • Hoping It's Not The Last Time.

    We talked about it many times. For Roberts birthday we would bring in a second guy. So we talked about. We have this friend John 25 his nickname is Jr. and he loves checking me out when we're out. Lets ask him. He replied with god yes. The night came. We went to a local motel. In the room the room we watched each other get undressed. Then they laid me down and started their fourplay. Finally I said stop teasing me and someone fuck me. The embarrassing moment came when Robert viewed Johns stiff cock. Oh my god I'm guessing 9 incher to Roberts 5 incher. I just smiled. My first time having a guy bottoming out in me and feeling like it was my first time again . Robert told me I squirmed around like I newer been fucked before. Question was Robert ok with it