We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

One Time I Did It, And Lost All Inhibitions, I Like Going Topless

I was at a pool party and some girls took their tops off. I was embarrassed into taking my top off. Between the time my top came off and a guy was on top of me in one of the bedrooms, I was flaunting my breasts at anyone looking.

I lost my inhibitions, I've never regained them.

  • He Claims I Went Fishing

    I was at the head of the table in charge of the projector, I stood and tripped on the cord and fell back in the chair, but not before flashing the VP with open legs and a crotch shot, at least I was wearing new panties.

    It is a moment that followed me, he became 'friendly'. Conversations became personal, he held me back to ask me questions. I got called in to get my opinion, asked to work on the Christmas party. His hand on my back, his caress of my face, his unwanted kisses. I slowly became his office favorite, the one he told his most personal feelings.

    One afternoon late, when I stayed behind to talk with him, I was wearing a dress and he told me he wanted me to flash him again, but give him time to absorb what I was giving him. I sat on his desk with my dress in my lap, my legs open, and he spent a few minutes getting an eye full, before puling my panties off and eating me. We went to a motel a little down the highway, and he consummated me.

    I wear dresses a lot, especially when I wear new panties. At times my dress climbs up my thighs and he watches intently, a quick flash, enough for him to get the message, he's welcome to touch me, take me to lunch and a quickie.

    Drunk Barefoot Surfer

    I was at Red Lobster ordering some Shrimp and Crab Legs until a man walked inside wearing a Hawaiian Shirt, sunglasses, a flower necklace, swim trunks, barefoot, and was holding a surfboard as he stood on my table and acted like he was surfing, the idiot soon fell off the table with his surfboard,

    I nearly choked on my tea laughing at this loser as he stood up and made his way into the restroom as I was completely grossed out after witnessing a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.

    Then about 20 minutesThe Surfer returns wearing only a speedo, a flower necklace, and sunglasses, and ws still holding a surfboard as he then takes his surfboard and again stands on my table, this time he picks his dirty ass foot up and starts t osmell his fucknig feet in the middle of Red Lobster as I groaned in disgust.

    He then grabbed my cheddar biscuit and put it under his foot, and started sucknig his toes with my cheddar bay biscuit.

    I threw my iced tea in his face and caused him to fall off of his surfboard as I grabbed his surfboard and began to chase his drunk, half naked ass out of Red Lobster.

    I then swung his surfboard at him and smashed the lobster tank as the Barefoot surger grabbed a lobster and then put his foot on the lobster and sucked his toes on the lobster s I then hit him with the surfboard and broke it over his head.

    My dinner at Red Lobster was ruined and now I half to pay a fine for breaking the Lobster Tank, no fuck Red Lobster I ain't paying that shit, they can shove their lobsters up their asses.

  • Intense Humiliation Made Me A Life-long Submissive

    You wouldn't think one incident could change you for life. I had just started college. I was a 5'6" 130 lb. 18 year old and went to a frat party. It was the most humiliating experience of my life.

    I was just wandering around drinking a beer. It seemed like some of the guys kept looking at me smirking, like they were planning something. Then, out of nowhere, they pulled my pants and underwear down to my ankles. I heard a burst of laughter from everyone there -- I guess they had picked me out and were all in on the plan. Someone immediately grabbed my hand and spun me around, and then let me go and someone else did the same thing, over and over, so I couldn't get my pants back up. Some guy was shouting "Woo woo woo woo woo" as if in a frenzy over my nudity. I heard a girl say, "Look at his teeny weeny" and other girls laughed. To make it even more embarrassing, I had an involuntary erection and a girl pointed it out and said, "Looks like he's having fun."

    I finally got my pants up and ran back to my dorm crying. But I still masturbate, thinking how I everyone was turned on by my nudity and humiliation. Every relationship since then has been submissive, female-dominated, and I've been cuckolded. I don't know any of the people who were at that party, but I bet that they'd think it was hilarious that they changed me forever. Sometimes I even fantasize about those guys screwing my wife and laughing at me again.

    I Tried Vibrating Panties. Im A Boy. It Was Weird. How Tf Girls Do It?

    weird kinky women always get to use vibrating panties and society doesn't care, and in fact enjoys when its a woman. but when I ask about men doing it, its unjust, unmoral, illegal, weird, and you're just a bad person.

    So quite some time ago I made a vibrator out of rubber bands and 2 weird vibrators and found that it attaches perfectly to my penis and wouldn't fall of when hard, soft, walking, crouching, or doing extreme movements. and it worked, flawlessly.

    I place my part inside the vibrator, and placed the rubber band around them. which holds them in place. I have done a while ago too, this has been a very specific kink I've always had. But when I went out and did it in the past, I was in the middle of nowhere, in the barn I would do this. Now, we live in the suburbs sort of.

    So i went outside, felt like i was gonna die i was so scared. then I turned them on and wow. i was standing there, in the middle of the sidewalk with the vibrator going on the first setting and was just thinking "wow what the fuck am i doing", but also "wow this feels really good in a really weird way". Thinking about the possibility of someone looking at me while I was literally masturbating was so weird, but the weirdness somehow made it stronger?

    I decided in my really weird, horny mind that instead of just..... orgasming...and wasting this fun, I would edge a bit. I decided a number of 5. I edge once, and then I noticed some people far away, walking my direction on the sidewalk, so I try to stop with the whole pee dance looking thing I was doing and try to walk.

    Then... worst. case. scenario. Idk how I didn't kill myself right here, but first for some context, to get these 2 vibrators working, I required 2 smartphone apps, and I pick whichever one at random to use since they're fairly similar. so this group of maybe 4 or 5 women appear in the distance, I'm thinking "okay, I'll turn it off when they pass by, so they don't hear the very loud buzzing emanating from my..area.

    So this group approaches and I'm actually getting a little close to,..you know., so I have the app primed to click, to disable the vibrator. I'm close....Okay they're here..*tap*....fuck...I realize I turned on THE OTHER VIBRATOR. NOT TURNED OFF THE ONE THAT WAS ALREADY ON.

    So as you can probably guess. They walk right by me, all of them, in completely silence, hearing "BUZZZZZZZZZZZ" as I orgasmed my brains out (of course I tried not making it obvious). I was being overstimulated still and I hopped and stumbled away. I heard them say something, maybe giggle, but I was so panicked, i couldn't hear them. I was so embarrassed that I ran home. I'll be doing this again soon probably. Somewhere more secluded.

  • Should Had Done It Elsewhere

    Last night was girls' night out. I seen Brad a old boyfriend from my high school years. They knew quite well what would happen. Sure, enough dinner wasn't over. Brad, and I were out in his car. Suck'n his dick like we're on a third date. After returning back inside. My besties they all brought me a fresh beer after I admitted that I swallowed his load and gave him my phone number.

    Beeing Examined .

    I had an appointment with my doctor for my chronic lower spine pain . She is also my wifes doctor . She has got to know us both . She is in her late 20s and very attractive . When i am sitting next to her desk to talk . She is facing me . She wears short skirts . I can't take my gaze away from the amount of thigh that she is showing . For her to examine me i had to remove my trousers and lay on the couch on my side . After examining my back . She asked if she could check my prostate . She pulled my boxers down . Double gloved her hand and inserted her finger . This gave me an erection and as she was feeling my prostate it made me cum . She could see that i was embarrassed . She told me not to worry as it sometimes happens .

    BABECOCK

    I was having a little me time watching babecock porn when the most beautiful girl appeared on screen flanked by two cocks, one massive. I found myself saying out loud WOW then reaising it was the cock I was looking at. I guess I want to ask you all out there, am I turning bi-sexual or is my reaction normal ?

    I Came During A Colonoscopy

    I went in for my first screening colonoscopy last week. I fear sedation after prior celebrity deaths from it (although rare). I asked for no anesthesia or sedation. The colonoscopy nurse is a personal friend or my wife’s- we often go out with her and her husband. About half way through the procedure the doctor had to navigate a bend in my bowels. He was working hard to turn the scope, pulling it out a few inches then re-inserting. I got an erection from this tube moving in and out of my backside. Our friend the nurse noted the tent in my gown. She understood the situation as if she had been down this road before. She grabbed a towel and announced to the doctor and the other assistant “code E”. She lifted my gown and placed a towel around my erect member, looking right into my eyes and giving me a knowing sly smile- half smirk. The doctor kept trying to navigate the bend, working a a sweat up while moving the scope in and out, grunting occasionally. Our friend, the nurse is egging me on with her eyes and facial expressions, wanting me to come. After about 3 more minutes I let loose with a massive orgasm. The nurse announces to the room “We’ve got a gusher!”. That is met with some giggling. After the procedure I am in recovery and she goes to the waiting room to get my wife. They both come in together laughing like she just told a joke. The joke was on me, of course. My wife has tried to reassure me since the procedure, patronizing me with comments like “It’s ok of you like to be fucked in the rear.” Frankly, I’m embarrassed and haven’t had sex with her since, I feel like less of a man.

  • Time To Learn And Man Up

    I was 19 that summer. My first real job. Worked for this Lumber Yard. Normally closed on Sunday's. Of all places they had a picnic in a rear parking lot. About twenty people. There was Janet 29 she took care of the commercial accounts. Four hours later Janet asked let's take this party back to my place. I'm like really? On the way home she told me her Husband was in prison don't worry and her two kids where at her parents. After getting to her place, she showed me around. Had a nice place four-bedroom, three bath home and a garage in the back yard. Finally, she gave in and told me why she brought me home. Looked at me and said haven't been dicked in nine months and smiled. Four play on a king-size bed it was the best. Lots of titty play and fingering and her playing with my stiff dick. Before penetration she kissed and licked my shaft. We took turns fucking each other. Afterwards we we're laying there getting our heart rate back. She looks over and says how about little tongue action on my clit. Couldn't tell her that I've never been there afterwards. So, I maned up slid down and gave her some tongue action. Wasn't that bad after all. About ten minutes later her hands were holding my head in place. She's moaning that's right lick mommies pussy. Finally, I heard lets rest again. I gotta say she was a great fuck and very educational. Afterwards she drove me back to the store to get my car. Before I left she asked how about dinner one night with me and the kids. I replied sure.