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We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

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Straight Female / 32

Boys Or Animals?

I am a female teacher (age 32) at a Jr. High or Middle School, whatever they call it in your parts. I am talking like kids age 12 at youngest to 15 at the top end.
And DAMN IT, these kids are out of hand in this country! Its my summer off, so last week I went to a local lake to get some sun for the afternoon. It was very hot so I got in the water often. It was a public beach area so there were tons of people. At one point I was in the water, maybe waist or chest deep when I heard my name. Five boys I recognized as students were swimming next to me. They were all 13 or 14. They hung around me for quite awhile. There was some splashing and horseplay.
Then it happened and the damn kids had it planned. One of them grabbed me from behind in a bear hug. My arms were pinned. I thought I was going to get dunked, but instead two other boys grabbed my bikini bottoms and pulled them off. I was naked from the waist down. I couldn't get out of the water.
The boy with my bottoms got out of the water and stashed it in his things then jumped back in. I was mortified, half naked trying to fight off ten hands. Kids hands! These little shits actually went straight to blackmail. Telling me to stop fighting or I wouldn't get my bottoms back. I tried to close my eyes and just stand there. I was fuming mad. My pussy and asshole were getting worked over by their fingers like they were digging for gold. When I didn't think it could get worse one of the boys pushed his trunks down enough to get his dick out. He grabbed my hand and put it on his dick. I had to give him a handjob under water! Of course he said something and gave the idea to the other four boys. I had to give all of them a handjob! Thank G-D they were horny little kids and didn't last long.
After that they gave me my bottoms back and I got the hell out of dodge. Damn kids better not run their mouths. Not to mention wait till they see their grades next year!!!

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# 72338 - by Teach / July 11, 2024
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    Straight Male / 30

    I Am Too TUPID!

    I got married at 27 to a hot girl. It was a short dating period and we were off. First 2 years were good. Then a snag...
    I came home one day very early. Computer outage at work and they said "go home". Got home around 11am. Walked in and no one obvious. Yelled for wife, no answer. Went down the hall and into the bedroom. Found my wife naked, face down, tied to the bed spread eagle. She was crying as I panicked and tried to untie her. From the condition of her pussy and ass it was obvious sex had occurred. She was sobbing and claimed there was a break in and she was tied up and r**ed. We lived in a one story house and the window was open. She said the guys (as in 2) ran out the window when they heard me. I wanted to call the police but she did not. We went through the night arguing about it. She said she was embarrassed, didn't want a trial. Blah, Blah. I gave in and we went on.
    A year later I found out (with proof) she has been cheating with multiple guys. And yes, she admitted 2 of them were the guys who had her tied down. It wasn't r**e after all. Just her and her friends. Not too bright here...

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    # 72318 - by Hubby / July 10, 2024
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    Straight Male / 18

    Caught Jerking Off.

    While on vacation over the 4th of July, our family had a get together at Nags Head . Every year we rent a house at the beach. The house is on stilts with a large indoor- outdoor shower on the ground floor.

    I was standing outside while my mom and my aunt rinsed off after coming up from the beach. The curtain was open a little and as I stood there chatting with them, I caught a glimpse of my aunt toweling of nude. She looked up and we made eye contact and she just ignored me as they wrapped up in towels and went inside.

    After I got in the shower, I started to slowly jerk my soapy cock thinking about my hot aunt and those big nipples. I heard a voice saying " Did I leave my sunglasses in here". My aunt had stuck her head thru the curtain and was watching me stroke my hard cock. The shower was large with several showerheads. She steps inside and looks around and says "I'll just be a minute" as she looked around supposedly for her glasses. All the time her big boobs were spilling out of the towel.

    I just stood there frozen in place as she looked at my hard cock. Then she just grinned and asked me how old I was now. When I told her I was 16, she just said " Wow" and walked back out !

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    # 72293 - by Brett / July 9, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    He Just Kept Going

    I have been selfish for the last few months. I met a guy while out for a jog at a popular running park and we made it a point to run together. I was conflicted at first because I had never thought or considered cheating but somehow i justified it and I went through with it. He is in his early 30s I am in my mid 40s. It felt exciting and i was like a young school girl all over again. Every day i looked forward to our runs and then we exchanged numbers and well one day instead of a run I met him at his place and we ended up making out and me giving head. I was fingered but didn’t fuck that morning. I felt that I needed to and after a few times I ended up getting fucked. Now I’m only 5 foot tall 140 lbs bleach blond green eyes c cups and curvy thick thighs. I look good for my age. He made me feel like an 18 year old. We went from morning jogs to morning afternoon and evening hook ups. He introduced me to anal I had never done that before. He took his time took me to an adult store and had me see what he was going to buy for me to insert. The guy at the counter checked me out and made comments about how lucky he was. I was horny and he was showing me off to this guy. After lots of practice i was able to take it in and after a while started pumping it in me. He bought me a toy to work my clit while he fucked my butt. Like I said I really learned to enjoy it. Besides he had a large cock and could easily make me cum and often would and after I orgasmed he would bail my rear and cum in my ass. I had met his friends a few times and a few hit on me but I ignored the advances and was really digging my new bf. I was ignoring my husband totally but he didn’t seem to mind. He was hanging with his buddies and fishing every weekend and since I was leaving him alone he was content. He does not know I’m cheating just figured I was happy and ok with all the fishing he was doing. What ever I’m getting plowed daily and loving it. I sucked more cock and swallows more cum then I ever had. My bf was young and had stamina and I was reaping the benefits. My bf friends where always stopping by or they where going out. My bf since meeting me had kind of ignored them. He said he liked my holes better lol. So one Saturday afternoon we are going at it. I’m on his couch g string pulled to the side cock up my ass you on my clit tits bouncing everywhere and in come my bfs friends. My bf does not stop his buddies are watching me get plowed in my rear he gripped my hips they cheered us on he pumped harder I gave a loud moan and an of FUCK BABE my toy that I was working on my clit hit and a huge wave hit me. I shook and squirted all over there couch. My bf never slowing down was tensing up and shot up on me. He kept pumping in and out of me until I stared to feel him get hard again. I got round 2 strait up the rear and the 2 friends watched as I got hammered. No pictures or videos where taken he would pump my ass rents pussy. His friends asked for sloppy seconds I was to busy moaning to agree or disagree luckily my bf said he wasn’t going to share me yet. Yet ? Instead they jacked off and with there cocks right my my face. A few times the head hit my lips but I kept them closed they shot cum on my lips while my bf pounded more cum inside my pussy this time. Later that evening o got what he meant by yet. Again they walked in on us this time in the bedroom with a cock buried deep in me his 2 friends shoved there cocks in my face and I serviced them. For the next 2 hours I was the house slut. I constantly had a dick in a hole. At one point I was what they called it airtight. I was so
    Embarrassed and confused to what happened I didn’t come over for a while. I would just meet my bf at places and fuck I’m the car. The very next time I went back to there place I was fucked again by all 3. Now all 3 expected me to service them at all times. After a weekend I get home before my husband comes home and clean and rest up. The other night my husband wanted sex so I let him got at me. I laid there and let him pump me not really feeling anything. I almost asked for a
    Dildo to suck on while he fucked me. I’m getting used to 2 or more people using my holes. I feel like a slut but enjoy the cocks I’m getting.

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    # 72256 - by YvetteM / July 6, 2024
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    Straight Female / 30

    Embarrassed But Proved My Point

    My name is Christine and I met my husband a couple of years ago. I am 5 foot 4 -140-150 lbs depending on the time of year. I have double Ds a slim waste thick thighs and a nice ass. I have shoulder length dark hair and glasses. Most people tell me that I have that slutty librarian look which I’m ok with. I have a very high sex drive. This is how I met my current husband. I was actually married before to a guy very nice thought it was meant to be. He was nice and attractive very attentive but lacked a lot in the bedroom. I had a friend who was dating my current husband and her biggest complaint was that he wanted to fuck all the time anywhere at all times of the day. I would tell her about how I could never get my husband to fuck me. When he did it was 2-3 pumps and bam done. It was frustrating and being mid 20s good looking married women having better sex with a dildo was frustrating. One day while out to lunch with them my soon to be husband and friend the topic of sex came up. He was tall muscular good looking and you smell the confidence in him. After a few drinks my then friend blurts out you to should be together you guys are always horny. She had a few more then me and was spilling her guts. We laughed when she said she had to take a break because she was sore. We laughed and I was between them sitting down. I then felt his hand on my thigh. I left it there and then felt it carefully caressing my inner thigh. My friend had to go I was on the phone with Robert my then husband when I felt someone grab me by the waist and place there hands on my mouth. Scared the shit out of me my husband asked if I was ok I soon realized who it was and told him yes I was started by a stray cat. I leaned up against the car on the phone while my soon to be husband fondled me and played with my tits and rubbed my pussy through my panties. He slipped a finger in and before he knew it I was breathing heavy and hung up with my then husband. We dated for about a year before I was caught. I made the mistake of wanting to see me getting fucked. So I would take a few pictures and videos of us fucking. I was so into it that he purchased me a camera that we could set up. I had hours of us in the car his apartment even on his lunch break and the word in my bed at my house while my then husband was at work. My ex was having a bbq and I went to work out on the morning and was actually getting fucked silly. I knew that I was going to leave Rob and I was trying to figure out how to come forward with out him getting hurt or feeling bad. I knew it was inevitable. I got to the house his friends and his parents where there as where my 2 siblings. I walked in and did a bee line to the bedroom I had showered before I came home but on the way home I had major leakage and before I could get to my room I was caught and someone was talking to me. I had on a skirt but had left my panties at the other place by accident I was running late. I could feel cum slowly leaking from both holes I was getting tired on. I ran to my room through on panties and a pad to catch the cum looked in the mirror. My hair was a mess makeup needed to be touched up and back I went outside. It was quite and I could hear some noises. It sounded like me I walked into his man cave and there where almost all our guests watching video clips on the big screen. All the clips where of me in various positions getting fucked with sound. One clip was anal to which you can clearly hear my voice begging to be taken and owned. Another was in our bedroom and i go from pussy to ass to mouth back to ass until he cums all over my face. I was mortified I walked outside text my now husband to pick me up. My husbands fam where mad as hell my siblings where embarrassed to be honest after a while I was relieved. Then a few days later while I have not come home and staying with my now husband. My ex wants to go to counseling and work things out. I got my camera back divorced him and a week later I was married to my now husband. We fuck like rabbits likes to show me off and will fuck me just about anywhere at any time. Getting caught in public is a rush. We often fuck and let older people watch us. Lots of guys and family have seen me with cum on my face. My new hubby totally uses my slutty side. I told my ex that what I need was to be treated and fucked like a slut. After pulling that stunt at the party my ex was still hopeful we could reconcile. I put the cabosh on that when I told him I was knocked up and expecting. I had not had sex with my ex for months prior to getting caught and had been a cum bucket for my new hubby. My ex was in tears and I felt bad. I told him he would find someone and have a good life. I was just not the one. I am pretty sure he kept copies of my movies. I have to admit I looked damn good getting railed and making moaning sounds.

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    # 72251 - by Sexy brunette / July 6, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    The 4th Of July From Hell Part 1

    Another Holiday from Hell has come and pass with plenty of Fireworks as all of my family, friends, co-workers, and a few uninvited celebrities showed up for one Hell of a Cookout.

    Jim and Jerry would argue over grilling the Hamburgers as they got into a shouting match with Jerry flipping his shit over his burgers and Jim calling Jerry a whiny bitch after Jerry flipped over a table full of condiments and Jim yelled at Jerry, Jerry yelled back and the tow exchanged fists and started fighting al lover the yard where their father tried to seperate them yelling at them both to stop The Goddamn Fighting.

    Then my daughter Jennifer and Niece Kimberly got into an argument over a boy named Jason as they started throwing food at eacohther and then came the hair pulling and the bitch slaps as both Jennifer and Kimberly engaged in a cat fight on top of the table getting themselves covered in ketchup, mustard, and some of the other food that was being served at the cookout.

    Not to be outdone Jim and Jerry also fought on My Boss's Table as they were fighting ith his food and he looked upset as he tried to seperate them until the next thing I heard was...."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!"

    Here come George wearing Road Warrior Face Paint, spiked shoulder pads, pantyhoes, and high heels as he drove towards the cookout saying "MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE over and over and drove straight towards and crashed on my boss's table.

    My Boss's Wife went to check on him and George put the Liplock on her and my Boss was Irate as he shouted at george about kissing his wife and then George went Hawk Tuah into my Boss's burger.

    My Boss then attacked George but George hit him back and both George and my boss started fighting and using food as weapons and if things couldn't get worse.

    Here comes Fred showing up completely drunk, dressed up like Uncle Sam and he was Barefoot and then went over to stand on top of my table where I was eating to slurring the words to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."'

    Hr then takes my burger and puts his foot in my burger, and sucks his toes as I threw a hot dog at him and then he farted right in my boss's face while he was engaged in combat with George as Fred leaps off the table and makes a dash for the bathroom to shit it up.

    Then here comes my other cousin fat frank who was wearing a patriotic speedo and doing a pole dance on the flag pole and he was licking and rubbing his watermelon sized man tits as he went over to the pool where the kids were swimming, got on the diving board, and did ca cannonball into the pool causing water to slosh out of the pool as was hit with water as was Jerry;s grill as Gerry got pissd at Frank before he and Jim continued to fight which lead to the two of them falling into the pool.

    Kimberly and Jennifer were pulled apart before they stripped down to their bra and panties and then got into the pool to resume their catfight, trying to drown eachother and then Frank got out of the pool, put a hot dog down his speedo and proceeded to masturbate with a hotdog.

    Not to be outdone, here comes Arthur completely naked and took one of the cornhole boards and placed it on a picnic table, and took a hot dog around his penis, and put them into the cornhole and proceeded to have a three way with the Picnic table, and the cornhole board as Louise took a beanbag and hit Arthour right between his asscheeks complainig about Arthur and the rest of the family being a nuisance..

    Arthur than took a bottle of mustard and squirted it right in Louise's face as she went ape sit like the time e did on the Maury Povich Show over 18 Years Ago to talk about her Phobia of Mustard, she was on the same episode as Mariah the Pickle Girl.

    Believe me Louse and Arthur has been the joke of this town of Bellevue with Arthur having sex with a Picnic Table and Louise having a Phobia of Mustard.

    Then When George and my boss were separated, my co worker David had his hands over his ass, and hi mouth was as wide open as an inflatable doll as he took a shit in his pants because Fred's drunk, barefoot ass was taking a shit in my bathroom, so my Boss asked David to drop his pants and bend over as My Boss proceeded to wipe David Ass in front of everyone at the cookout.

    Jim took one of George's turds and put a firecracker in it and launched it at Jerry as now the backyard was covered in exploded shit, but that lead to both him and Jerry throwing explosive shit and fighting eacohother with it.

    Then here comes My Nephew Harry showing up wearing his underwear and socks as he clapped his hands over his head singing "HARRY UNDERPANTS, HARRY UNDERPANTS, HARRY UNDERPANTS"

    Harry then took some bananas and started dancing with bananas in front of everyone at the cookout and not to be outdone.

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    # 72230 - by Karen Jeffers / July 5, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    The 4th Of July From Hell Part 2

    Chad turns on "It wasn't me" by Shaggy on his boombox and stripped down to his underwear and socks as he then proceeded to do a headspin dance as both nephews were engaged in a dance off in their underwear.

    Harry then stuffed a banana up his underwear and started giving himself a blowjob with a banana as the next thing you know "Walk" by Pantera then played.

    Steven The Videomaster had arrived to hit both Harry and Chad with VHS Tapes and shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" and then Steven took a VHS Tape and hit David with a Video and then he hit my boss with a VHS TApe shouting "He Hit Him With a Video.

    But then The Ghostbusters theme played and here come the Ecto-One as Steven approached the Ecto-One and out came Finn Wolfhard wearing his Ghostbusters Outfit.

    Finn Wolfhard dared Steven to hit him with a VHS Tape as Steven was armed with a VHS Tape ready to hit Fin nWolfhard with as Steven made an attempt to attack but Finn Wolfhard dodged and laughed saying "I heard you said I looked like some Emo Aardvark and called me a Nugget."

    Then Fred exits the restroom wearing an American Flag thong with shit stains smeared over him as he picked up his foot and smelled his feet as everyone looked disgusted at Fred and so did Finn Wolfhard saying "You have one fucked up Family." Before Steven tok one of David's turds, put a firecracker and threw it at Finn Wolfhard covering him with shit as if he didn't get slimed enough in Frozen Empire.

    Steven then took a firecracker taped it to a vhs tape, lit the fuse, and then he nailed Finn Wolfhard in the head with an exploding VHS Tape.

    Jim Ross could be heard on commentary shouting "HE HIT HI MWITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, BAH GAWD FINN WOLFHARD JUST GOT STRUCK IN THE HEAD WITH AN EXPLOSIVE VHS TAPE, THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

    Steven celebrated achieving one of his goals but then Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer showed up to the Cookout and they tried trolling Steven to hit them with vHS Tapes.

    Asher said "Come on want to hit this handsome face." with Steven attempting to hit but Asher dodged and laughed.

    Jack said "You made so many threats, and now you can't hit us without throwing shit at us."

    But then The Dewey Brothers showed up and hit both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer from behind with 2 by 4 Boards as Steven too kmore of David's turds, put firecrackers in them, lit the fuse and threw explosive shit at both Asher and Jack covering them in shit now let's see them say SHAZAM to that.

    Steven then took two VHS Tapes and duck tapped them with firecrackers, lit the fuses and then nailed both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer in the head with Explosive VHS Tapes.

    Jim Ross then shouted "HE HIT THEM BOTH WITH VIDEOS, HE HIT THEM WITH VIDEOS AND AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY ARE ALL BROKEN IN HALF, THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

    Then The Dewey Brothers brought their Cousin Zane who had wedgied Logan Kim as Steven took one more of David's Turds, stuck a firecracker in it, lit the fuse and tossed it covering Logan Kim in shit and not Stay Puft Marshmallow Cream.

    Steven took another VHS Tape, duck tapped a firecracker to it, lit the fuse and hit Logan Kim in the head with an Explosive VHS Tape.

    Then Jr Shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, BAH GAWD THE VIDEOMASTER IS LAYING WASTE TO THESE YOUNG ACTORS."

    Then Steven instructed The Dewey Family to "GET THE TABLES" As they took a few Tables and laid the unconscious bodies of Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Finn Wolfhard, and Logan Kim on the tables as Steven took a ladder and climbed up the roof of the house and then proceeded to do a Frog Splash off of the Roof and crashed right through the tables as I knew a lawsuit was coming after this looks like their acting careers are over No Shazam 3, Ghostbusters 5, or Stranger Things ever again.

    JR then yelled "GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN COOKOUT, THES KIDS ARE BROKEN IN HALF, THE VIDEOMASTER IS A SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU HAVE NO HEART, DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL, YOU SON OF A BITCH." Only for Steven to hit Good Old J.R. Jim Ross with a VHS Tape and shout "He Hit Him With a Video.

    Then awhile the chaos was still going on, Fred snatched my other Hamburger, put his turd covered foot in my hamburger and proceeded to suck his toes on my hamburger.

    I took the last of David's turds, put a firecracker in it, lit the fuse and threw it at Fred as shit exploded on Fred covering him with shit as I ducktapped a firecracker to one of Steven's VHS Tapes, lit the fuse, and hit Fred with an explosive VHS Tape as I shouted "SHE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, SHE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO."

    I then laid Fred on top of a table, climbed up the roof, and hit a flying splash, crashing on top of Fred through the table.

    Then everyone all engaged in fist fights, food fights, and blasted fireworks to end This 4th of July Cookout From Hell.

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    # 72229 - by Karen Jeffers / July 5, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    The 4th Of July From Hell Part 2

    But turns out it was a rival of Steven's who called himself Gary Mercury as Steven and Gary engaged in a fight on top of the Ecto One.

    Steven and Gary fought towards where the food was as the two began throwng hot dogs, hamburgers, ribs, chicken, potato salad, pies making a big mess.

    Then my Brother in LAw Frank AKA Fat Frank showed up wearing a thong and poled dance on the flag pole and then fell o his fatass as I laughed but was scarred for life from seeing Fat Frank's fat stomach.

    Then here comes my other nephew Harry who as in his underwear and socks and clpped his hands over his head chanting "Harry Underpants...Harry Underpants."

    Chad and Harry than had a dance off in their underwear where they both tried breakdancigng in their underwear until Steven launched Gary into them and then smashed the boombox then took out a VHS Tape to hit both Steven and Harry with before Gary Mercury hit teven with the Boombox.

    Then Gary laid Steven on a table as Gary tried to climb the Roof of the house.

    Gary then jumped off the roof only for Steven to move out of the way as Gary crashed through the table as Steven took a Firecracker and attached it to a vHS Tape, li the fuse and then went over to hit Gary Mercury with an Exploding Video as Steven went over ot pin Gary Mercury and the referee counted 1, 2, and then 3 as he raised Steven's Hand in Victory The Videomaster Wins.

    The Ref raised The Videomaster's hand in victory but then Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, McKenna Grace, and Celeste O' Connor showed up to the Cookout from Hell.

    Steven armd with a VHS Tape ried to attack them but Finn would dodge like a Ninja saying "Gotta be faster than that." and dared Finn to hit him.

    Then out comes Fred after shitting up my bathroom wearing an American Flag thong as Fred picked up his foot and smelled his feet as Finn and Logan looked grossed out but Steven took the oppourtunity to hit Finn Wolfhard in the Head with an exploding VHS Tape and shouted he hit him with a video.

    Then God Old J.R. on commentary shouted at the top of his lungs. "HE HIT IM WITH a VIDEO...HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDE...BAH GAWD THE VIDEOMASTER JUST SMASHED FINN WOLFHARD'S BRAINS IN WITH AN EXPLOSIVE VHS TAPE. WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

    The Videomaster than readied another VHS Tape to hit Logan Kim with as Logan Kim to his shoe off and tried to use it as a weapon only for Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer to sneak up behind Steven to hit him in the head with VHS Tapes as they High Fived Logan and tried to revive Finn Wolfhard after getting hit with an explosive VHS Tape.

    Asher and Jack carried Finn to the Ecto 1 as Asher took the wheel as Steven got up and gave chase to them al lby getting in his truck and chasing The Ghostbusters and Shazam Brothers out of Bellevue.

    Then Fred tried to snatch my burger, put his foot in my burger, and sucked his toes on my burgr.

    Fran who is Fred's brother took the burger and rubbed them on his titties..

    So I took some firecrackers to some VHS Tapes to hit them both in their heads with explosive VHS Tapes.

    With all of the fighting and foolishness a big food fight and the lighting of fireworks on this Independence Day.

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    # 72217 - by Karen Jeffers / July 4, 2024
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    Straight Female / 44

    The 4th Of July From Hell Part 1

    Another Holiday from Hell has come and pass which brings potential fines, lawsuits, debt, and headaches to come.

    All of my family, neighbors, friends, co workers, bosses, and yes celebrities showed up to The Cookout From Hellas we had food, fireworks, a pool, cornhole, and a Wrestling Ring in the Backyard for this cookout.

    First Jim and Jerry did nothing but argue over the way to grill hamburgers which lead to the two of them flaring their tempers at each other.

    Jerry decided to flip out and flipped a table full of condiments over yelling

    "You're gonna burn my burgers you son of a bitch."

    Jim flipped back and yelled "All you do is whine and cry like a little baby everytime you don't get your way."

    Jerry threw the Potato Salad at Jim and Jim threw burgers at Jerry and the two engaged in an all out barbecue brawl.

    Jerry and Jim fought all over the backyard as the rest of the family, my father in law, and my boss tried to seperate the two. as they fought on top of tables and throwing food until my father in law yelled.

    "I'm tired of you two and you're goddamn fighting, i you want to fight, fight in the ring."

    Jim and Jerry got in the ring to wrestle eachother as everyone gathered around to watch two grown ass men wrestling in a wrestling ring but this feud between Jim and Jerry has gone on their whole lives.

    Jim and Jerry fought eachother in the ring and then the next thing you hear is my co worker David farting holding his ass and had his mouth wide open looking like an inflatable doll moving towards my boss as he pulled his pants down and shit fell onto my yard after David Shit his Pants.

    My Boss then took toilet paper and began to wipe David's ass in front of the entire cookout as kids all laughed at David getting his ass wiped by my boss.

    The next thing that happened was the sound of "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH"

    Here comes Uncle George wearing face paint, spiked shoulder pads, pantyhoes, and high hells roaring on a motorcycle saying "Mary Anne" over and over until he crashed his motorcycle into my boss's table and wrecked his burger.

    Mary Anne is my Boss's wife who George slept with and My Boss found out.

    George took my Boss's burger and went Hawk Tuah and spit in it and it lead to an all out brawl between George the Cross Dressing Road Warrior and my boss.

    Then comes Fred dressed like Uncle Sam and was barefoot and drunk and started singing the words to Real American AKA Hulk Hogan's theme and started waving the American Flag and stood on top of a table with his bare feet getting in everyone's food as he stood on top of the table to sniff his fucking feet before falling off the table and on his ass with food covering him.

    Everyone laughed as Fred as he went over to the restroom as now Jennifer and Kimberly were ready to fight eachother.

    Kimberly and Jennifer was set to compete in a Beauty Pageant and they were at eachother's throat as they threw food at eachother, started pulling each other's hair and the catfight was on.

    Kimberly and Jennifer started throwing food and squirting ketchup, mustard, and barbecue sauce at eachother and having a food fight and pulling eachother's hair having a catfight on the table and getting covered in food.

    Then both Jennifer and Kimberly were temporarily separated as I suggested to fight in the pool and they did as they got into their bikinis and had a catfight in the pool while Jerry and Jim were still fighting in the ring.

    Then Chad shows up wearing American Flag Underwear and Socks as he took some bananas and started dancing with bananas at the cookout.

    Chad stuffed a Banana in his underwear and gave himself a blowjob and then started to do a headspin dance in his underwear.

    Then here comes Arthur showing up completely naked as he took a Hot dog and went over to grab a Cornhole Board and placed it on top of a picnic table and put the hotdog in the corn and umbrella hole and had a three way with the Cornhole board and the Picnic Table.

    Louise started yelling "OH MY GOD ARE YOU NUTS" like how she reacted on The Maury show when she talked about her mustard phobia and then Arthur squirted Louise with Mustard and she flipped her shit.

    Then Steven The Videomaster showed up hitting everyone with VHS Tapes shouting "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" and went over to the ring and hit both Jim and Jerry with VHS Tapes and pushed them into the Pool.

    Then Steven went over to My Boss's table and he too ka VHS Tape and Hit my Boss with a Video and smashed his head into the apple pie and I know for sure i'm getting fired after this as Steven stood on top of the table guzzling a beer can and smashing it on his head as if he has enough brain damage and then, oh boy.

    The Ecto One parked into the Driveway as Steven went over to it telling Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, and the rest of the Ghostbusters to get out of the Ecto 1 and get hit with VHS Tapes.

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    # 72216 - by Karen Jeffers / July 4, 2024
    • - Embarrassing Moments -
    Straight Male / 40

    Caught Jerking Off

    It was just a normal Memorial Day weekend. I was visiting my mom for the weekend and some other old friends and family

    I’m a once or twice a day kinda guy so I typically don’t stop masturbating when I visit family or travel. I’m just so used to my daily routine. A good orgasm in the morning feels great

    Being that I have skin issues my mom has never questioned why I always have some sort of lotion or oil beside my bed. I like lube when I jerk off.

    I got to my mom’s house on a Thursday evening around 7 pm. Very rarely do I pack much because I have clothes at my moms to wear. I was meeting a friend at 8pm so I wanted to shower real quick.

    I go hop in the shower real quick and walk back to my room with a robe on. My mom was just finishing folding my clothes. She gave them a fresh wash. Grabbed some jeans a shirt and when I opened my underwear drawer I noticed all new briefs. My mom said your other ones were pretty old so I figured some fresh briefs were needed. Typically mom fashion to still buy me tighty whities but I dont care what color they are as long as they hold my junk

    Later that night when I come home im horny as heck. The snugness of the new briefs pressing my balls against my body and my hard dick ready to rip out of them. I was ready to rub a load out

    Stripped down to just my tighty whities and realized I had no tissue in my room. So I walked downstairs to get some. I grabbed some out of the box in the living room and thought fuck it I’ll rub a load out right here since my mom isn’t up

    I sit on the couch and pull my dick and balls out the fly of my tighty whities. I’m nothing special. 6 inches cut with saggy balls.

    I’m sitting there with my eyes closed. My dick in my hand as I massage it. My balls flopping around. Definitely feels good. Honestly doesn’t take long for me to finish

    As I’m getting close I lay the tissues out on the coffee table. I stand up and squat down to cum on them. As I’m cumming on them my mom walks right into the living room

    We both freeze but I finish cumming. My mom saw me jerking and cum coming out of my dick.

    Her first reaction was did I just see what i think I saw then told me to holster myself back in my underwear.

    As I’m picking up the cummy tissues I’m saying sorry non stop. My mom tells me it’s fine I know guys masturbate. Your dad did it often but never on the coffee table. I was wiping the coffee table of with some cleaner telling my mom I would had cleaned it regardless

    My mom telling me there are many other places I could had cummed at like in the toilet, a sink or the shower. And even said she remembers washing my underwear growing up and they always had cum on them.

    We both went back to bed

    The next morning nothing was said except for my mom telling me she just doesn’t want to see me cumming on tissues on the coffee table

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    # 72182 - by Ryan / July 2, 2024
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