We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Submissive Behind Closed Doors

As long as I remember I was always lusting over all the pretty girls in school, even as a kid I always stared at my teachers under the desk watching their legs and feet kicking around. Fast forward to highschool I was already masturbating to anything that made my dick twitch, but I always avoided gym shower to hide my throbbing dick I had to switch to darker shorts to hide the pre cum on my shorts.

That's about the time I realized the musky locker room was only getting me hard besides acpl other obvious cock riders that never had gfs or even spoke to them. After graduation I found other groups of friends to drink and party with, getting laid was never a problem for us since everyone was drunk all the time, it started out with our slutty female friends we already passed around in the group would suggest strip drinking games or date this do that sort of thing. Being horny drunk guys we didn't mind a little ass grab between bros, eventually dick and ball grabs then handfuls, When the girls would get bored or go bar hopping we would be stuck at the house with nothing but hard dicks, Over time I would offer more drinks lots of dirt talk , me and my other friend had already come to terms that we like sucking on a nice hard cock just as much if not more than pussy. We were practically in a secret gay bromance ,A story for another time but my buddy 6ft maybe more white muscular body strong bulging thighs covered in dark blonde hair , your average jock with 6" with a phat and I mean so wide my fist would not close, He preferred top and incredibly slow thrusts splitting my ass apart, once my hole would take him in me he had a seductive way of wrapping his arms and legs around me while I'm pinned face down unable to move I would cum on myself a few times as he whispered things like , where's my dick , you like it in your ass don't you slut? It was humiliating at first but after what feels like hours of thrusting me like I was his b***h my and and body starts to quiver under him that's when he has away with his beautiful hard body had a way of hitting my spot balls deep slapping my balls and making my ass shake as he pounds me like he's punishing me. By then I just give in, I'm his girl to use as he wants, always taking it one step further each time. One night I made the mistake of living my ass up too much he slipped out, biting my neck and slapped my ass so hard I teared up but before I could take in what was happening he flipped me on my back crawled on top and beat his dick on my face. I was shocked and turned on he pulled off his briefs made me wipe the lube and made me use my spit from now on. I learned my lesson after that , Called him babe or he makes me call him big sexy,alpha,or stud baby when I ask if I can use the kitchen or bathroom. His favorite thing to do before using is our time talking while I clip his toes and massage what ever part is tired. Around other friends he let's me flirt with the lady's. His mother is the only one that knew but I accepted being the woman and pleasing my babe in pvt.Thats before I met my current gf long story short he used my ass for a few years before moving away and my current girlfriend is the only one who thinks a tattoo on my ass with his name is a turn on. Only downside is during arguments it's always, "you weren't complaining last night when I fucked you with my dildo" Now I'm her b***h

  • Oh My Auntie.

    For the longest time I had an infatuation for my aunt. I wanted anything that was close to her body or bra,panties,hosiery, heels, and sexy forms of lingerie, like teddies and etc. Whenever I was over at her house, I would constantly masturbate with any of the stuff I could find dirty. I would love to smell her dirty panties while I jerked off with a pair of her pantyhose or slide my dick between the padding of her bra. Either way, I always made sure to offload a heavy amount of semen and whatever I was using. Whenever my aunt was out of town, I would go over to feed her cat. I would always use this time to explore what I called the fun drawer in her bedroom. This drawer contained all of her panties and hosiery, also a couple of old school stockings and garter belts along with some teddies. I always liked being over at her house when I would see her come home so when she would go upstairs to change out of her clothes, I would get to smell her fresh. Pantyhose and bra. Sometimes, if I was lucky enough, I would get to lick her heels or jerk off into them too.

    One particular weekend I was over taking care of her cats. Originally, my aunt was supposed to come home on Friday, but her plane I guess got delayed and she was coming home Saturday. I figured I would be in the clear so I went over to my aunt as always to feed the cat and scoop the litter box. I quickly perform those tasks and headed upstairs to seek my prize. Since she went out of town, I couldn’t find any dirty clothes since she washed them so it was only left with her clean clothes. I did not mind this because it was still something she wore, and there was always a scent on something in the crotch area. I opened the drawer and grabbed a black teddy. She had. I slipped it on with my dick hanging out the crotch part. I then grabbed one of her nylons that she uses a garter for. These old school nylons felt so good on my cock. I slowly pulled it out and started rolling it down to the tow part. I slowly slid it over the head of my dick and down my shaft. The soft and silky feeling of that nylon slowly sliding down my dick caused me to start pulsating and moaning a bit. I went ahead and grabbed a sexy pair of high heels. She had a red one that had an open toe part. I held one heel up to my nose while I started jerking off over the other one with the nylons on my dick. Occasionally, I would lift up the heel and slide my dick into it, forcing the head part to pop out the peep toe are. It was pure ecstasy smelling one nylon why the other one was on my dick her heel. After a while, jerking off over one heel, smelling the other one slowly and pulling the nylons up and down my pulsating erection it wasn’t long tall is ready to bust.

    As I started jerking off faster and faster all of a sudden here what are you doing? I turn around to my Aunt standing in the doorway and complete shock. I was getting ready to let loose when she called me. She angerly came towards me and demanded that I remove her clothes immediately. I was panicking a bit and was frozen so that made her more angry so she went to grab her nylon off my dick. When she went to grab it, I moved slightly back, which caused her to grab my dick. The feeling of her tight grip around the nylon as I pulled back causing me to grunt a bit which she tightened her grip for a second before she let up. This caused me to let out a giant rope of semen. The semen flew out of my dick onto the nylon in her hand and all over the pair of pantyhose on her legs and the heels she was wearing. I sat there, looking at semen, covering all over my Aunt’s legs and heels with someone up a nylon that was outreached under my dick, It was a glorious sight to see I trembled and moaned as After what felt like an eternity, she told me how disgusting this was and demanded I take the teddy off and leave immediately. This was about three weeks ago and so far no one has said anything to me. I haven’t been over to her house and I haven’t really talked to her, but I’m craving my aunt’s intimates. I don’t know how long I can take it before I go over there during the day and leave my seed all over everything. I think I’m going to start basically leaving my seed on everything that’s clean I want her to find it ,I wanted her to catch me again. It was so hot that she caught me next time I’m gonna ask her to finish me see what happens. I can only imagine being able to stick my dick in between my aunt sexy feet legs eat her delicious pussy, have her beautiful lips surrounding my cock. I don’t care that she’s a little overweight and 50 that woman needs my dick to stuff her.

    Is This Normal?

    So my mom recently moved in with her boyfriend and I had to aswell. When we lived alone, she was very open and comfortable around me. She sometimes walked around her room topless while getting dressed and it wasn't a big deal for me or her.
    Then her boyfriend started staying over with us more and more and I noticed that she also walked around topless in front of him, which was normal I guess. I've seen this as I walked in once while she was still changing and he was also in the room and they were just talking.
    When he first realized that she was okay with me seeing her topless, he was a bit freaked out but I think she spoke to him and now it's become normal.
    Her boyfriend has two sons as well, one is 16 and the other, I think, is 13 or something. They live with us as well.
    She and her boyfriend sleep in the same room. So a few days back I needed to get something from her and when I went into her room her boyfriend said that she was in the shower. He was sitting on the bed and his smaller son was laying a bit further from him. As I was leaving, he told me to just wait and that she should be done soon, so I did. After a few minutes she came out of the bathroom. She had a towel around her on the top but she was clearly wearing pants. She went and faced the mirror and removed her towel to finish drying her hair. This was okay because she was facing away from us and we couldn't see anything. As soon as she finished drying her hair, she just kind of threw the towel over her chest and she turned around and walked to her wardrobe. When she reached her wardrobe, she took the towel off and threw it over the door. She took two shirts on hangers out from the cupboard and she turned to face us. She was holding them up next to each other and I got a bit freaked out as she was facing us all, completely topless and her boobs were just hanging there naked in front of her boyfriends son aswell. She just asked us which one looked better and then her boyfriend said neither and then she walked, still completely topless to the other wardrobe, across the room,to get another shirt. During this time I saw her boyfriends son look at her boobs alot. After what seemed like forever, she finally put a bra and the shirt on.
    I'm no prude, but I don't feel like this is normal. If I bring this up with her she'll just say that he is still small and it's not a big deal. But I mean he's around 13, he knows what boobs are and that they're supposed to be private. I mean it's quite obvious that he's gonna think about her inappropriately now. I'm not his dad so I can't tell him what to do but at the end of the day, he shouldn't be allowed to see her boobs all naked and shit. It's very weird. The fact that he's 13 and has already seen a grown ass womans boobs is not right not even mentioning that she has a son who is feeling even weirder. I mean I'm sure it wouldn't sit right with him if I saw his mom topless, so why is it so normal for him to see my mom's boobs. I mean with a bra on I guess it's fine but for him to see the boobs all naked and just hanging out shouldn't be normal.
    Am I over reacting?

  • Pelvic Floor Therapist

    I have been going to a pelvic floor therapist for a few years off and on. I ride road bicycles and often have issues related to sitting on the hard saddle such as numbness etc. When I first started seeing this therapist, she is a female, I felt awkward when she had to massage my perineum and around my penis. She also has aways done internal work where she slips a finger into my bottom and massages the muscles from the inside. I had never really been into that type of thing, so I have always dreaded that part. Recently I had some issues show up again and resumed my appointments.
    Upon resuming these visits, she has me lay on my stomach and does the internal work that way. As she was working inside, I felt like I had to pee. She continued working on me and suddenly I could feel myself at the point of no return and started ejaculating! Her finger was inside me and there was no way she couldn't feel my spasms. She asked if I was ok and embarrassed, I said I had a cramp. We finished up and when she left me to get dressed, I quickly cleaned up any mess that was left. She didn't say anything and set up my next appointment and was completely normal when I left.
    The next time I was there, I noticed that she put down a pad underneath me. Because of this I'm sure she knew that I ejaculated. I tried doing everything to keep my mind off of ejaculating again throughout the entire appointment. I noticed however that when she had finished massaging my groin area, I was completely erect and had even dripped a wet spot on the sheet that was covering me! When she had me flip over to work internally, I rearranged myself so that my hard shaft was pushed down and underneath my right thigh. I did this because I was afraid that my weight pressing against my erection and the table under me, might cause me to ejaculate again. She was working inside me again and I mentioned that I felt like I had to pee and she stopped for a second but kept her finger in me, until the feeling subsided and began to work more. This happened a couple more times and suddenly I felt cool air on my bottom and realized that the sheet was pretty much exposing me, and my hard shaft had slipped between my legs and was no longer covered by my thigh! Thankfully she finished up and I avoided ejaculating but was so hard and horny, I could hardly get my clothes back on before asking if I could use the restroom before my drive home. I was pouring precum and it took very little time for me to cum violently in the restroom.
    I have another appointment later this week and am not sure what to think? She is totally helping my issues, but I did some research, and think that she is stimulating my prostate each time I feel like I'm going to pee! I'm not sure if this is accidently or on purpose?

    Mrs R Was Worth It

    My friends mom went through a rough divorce. She me in her mid fifties a runner small boobs nice little round ass. Never would have ever thought she would be as sexual as she is. Always seemed very quiet and conservative when married. My buddy has mentioned she had started to date. A few weeks ago I’m out on a Friday after work run into her on a date. Some old pudgy guy. I walk up and said hello and instantly start to flirt intentionally in front of old pudgy dude. I make him uncomfortable she likes the attention he gets up to use the bathroom and ingest her attention all to me. I tell her what is she doing with this dude she is to hot to settle. I tell her let’s gets out of here she was a little tipsy but looked good in her right jeans blouse and heels. She’s 5 foot 3 dirty blond tanned. She laughed and I took her hand made her stand up kissed her and pulled her hand and she obeyed. As we walked out we pass pudgy guy and he asked where she was going. I answered for her and told him she’s off to get fucked. I slapped her ass and off we went she said sorry as she was yanked out the bar. I did just as promised and took her home. Absolutely Greta fuck spent the night and the next morning she left but gave me round 3 before going. We text and hooked up a few days later. The following week we met up again Friday night she came over we experimented with anal. She had done in the past but it had been a while. Woke up late Saturday and was walking out of my room to get coffee. My roommate and her son had spent the night. He got to hear his mom make noises sounds take it up the rear then saw her her walk into the kitchen Saturday morning with her tits out and in her g string. Both of them saw her checked her out then realized who it was. She was mortified and ran back into my room. She stayed in there for a while until i assured her they had left. There was some arguing between us but they left. She was not that upset as we showered and went at it in the shower. Now we are outed and we are still seeing each other. Sex is great and hard to break off.

  • Really Bad Walk Of Shame

    I moved here my sophomore year when my dad took a good job in a semi smaller town running a company. I played ball and was good so I made friends fast. Dated girls typically high school stuff graduated and went to the local state school that was in the town we lived in. Maid more friends had fun in school for sure. I’d always go into this cafe market to grab beer liquor food it was more of a general store. I knew the guy that worked there and he would always go on about the manager a good looking mid 40s women who was stacked. I always seems to miss her but one morning in was able to catch her. She was stacked good sized tits more then likely double Ds but she had on jeans and sneakers. She had big hair dirty blond chubby round face and cheeks. Nice lips makeup done super cute. She was thick a little tummy but her ass and legs were thick as well. My buddy was right she had big tits and I could see how he focused on those. He filled me in said her name was Traci married but separated with a kid. I start coming in just to see her and we chat flirt she gets me going and I l asked her out. She lived over the general store she managed since she had separated. We went out had drinks and ended up back at her place. A recent separation and the ripe age of 44 she was one horny women. I don’t sling a 10” monster but I am a solid 7 and a half inches and thick like a tall boy. That women fucked me she let years of frustration and sexual build up out on me. She was loud liked to be eating out ass licked doggie. My favorite position is when she rode me as I lay flat on my back on her bed. Big ass in my hand she grinds her hips and starts to whimper moan and shake her tits swayed all over the place. I warned her that I was going to cum she yelled to me cum in her fill her up. I did just that. I’m 21 at the time and stay hard she gives me this look as she is grinding on me and feels that I never went soft. Oh fuck we go at it again flips on all 4s gives up the ass. Fun night we agree to see each other again. I leave go into the store it’s close to 10 my buddy is about to lock up and he said he was going to go home and run one out he heard her all evening. Bro you railed my future wife lol. We Traci and I saw each other for one thing sex we got along she liked to smoke a bit and get fucked. I moved into a house with my buddy and started to hang out at our place. My buddy loves having her around because she hung out in her bra and panties. She would smoke then want to fuck she said it got her horny. A few dozen times she let my buddy and I smash her. It was a solid 3 years of fun until we have a small gathering and Traci is over. It was evening and she had smoked a bit and was pulling me into the bedroom. She got along with all my friends they knew we where kind of a weird couple. She is dry humping me and I say ok ok let’s go. We head to my room and we start at it. She likes to be eaten and kicked I like to eat her ass and did so. I have her on all 4s and Traci is getting loud as usual music is on so she lets loose a little more. I want her to ride me and she agrees sexy as hell she starts grinding her hips she’s loud and starts to shake and really push down on my cock. I kind of heard the door open but I was getting ready to nut. Just then she started to cum and I started to cum. She as usual starts in on how she lives me filling her make and take your c**t. This is all with a sexy voice so I’m gripping her ass and she is grinding her pussy while my dick is buried in her. She collapsed on top of me and when she did there 2 guys staring directly at Traci’s ass. I knew one and kind of new the other guys. I had met Noah a few times but I can’t say we where buddies. I make eyes with them Traci knows they are there but hasn’t seen who it is. Traci is busy licking my neck then lips and kissing me asking for another round. I ask the guys if they can leave and I hear Noah say mom ! Traci didn’t get up she looked over and says what are you doing here. He asked his mom what are you doing here. She says it’s obvious that I’m getting fucked and I’m always here I have never seen you here before. My roommate by this time had walked in and says yeah she stays here with Dean most of the time. Noah asked his mom well are you going to leave Traci locked my lips whispers fuck my ass and then said Dean you want me to leave. By now my dick is hard and I flipped her over and say no. Only thing I said after was I’d leave unless you want to see your mom get as fucked. He did just that and I fucked her ass. Traci and I still date believe it or not. I have tried to date girls my age but she and I have this sex connection that I can’t explain.

    Paying My Debt Off One Day At A Time

    A young me got in trouble. I asked the owner of the agency to please loan me the money to pay it off. It was 13 thousand, he showed me it would take me for ever to pay it off. So he said 'Rachell, what are YOU going to do for me?'

    That's how I got in this mess, sleeping with him.

    And I'm not free to leave.

    So, It Wasn't A Dream So Who Got Lucky ?

    Saturday night my son had some friends over. I thought ok no biggie. So, I joined them for a couple of drinks and shared a joint. Feeling little blissed and knowing I had to get up Sunday morning. During the night I had this dream that I was being fucked and enjoying it. I came close to waking up from it. Sunday morning, I was naked and feeling moist down there. I slid my hand down to check. Sure, enough I was fucking someone. My playground was full of young boy cum.

    The Day Mom Exposed Me Naked To My Whole Family

    I was ten. A little chubby, with poky titties. We are at Grandpa's house for the pool and outdoor grilling. Dad and Grandpa and the boys are playing golf and it's basically us women. In the kitchen, getting everything ready for when the boys come and Grandpa can start grilling.

    Me and my cousin get in the pool. The boys come home from golf. The women's are all over themselves serving drinks and snacks. I get out of the pool and Mom comes out with a towel, strips my bikini off in front of everyone, stands me naked and holds my panties to step into, and a summer dress, no bra or camisole, just my hard nipples.

    I'm twenty seven and my Dad still makes fun of me. Mom tells me I was so cute and pretty. My boy cousin reminds me he saw my kitty. And pinches my nipples.

  • HS Memories

    I was in HS before i finally got to see what other guys were packing. I’d like to say me being skinny helped me getting by. I was definitely a shower but six on hard to be exact.
    Then there was Robert everyone pretty much just couldn’t help but look whenever the pads and pants came off. We would discuss and laugh at him behind his back making jokes. But In reality we all wanted to be him. He was tall with a chisel sculptured body. How could something be so big we thought. The females in our class would ask us about what we saw. This is about as true as I can get. He had the females attention and soon it was rumored they were making plans with him to meet up secretly. Oh it wasn’t til around the third female that even the female teachers were talking amongst each other. It was rumored that he was getting to fuck Lisa a short gymnast who was also on the cheerleading squad. He hit the mother lode we all wanted to get be her boyfriend even seeing her in a bikini was a score. Last game me and some of the athletes decided to meet up in my makeshift man cave in my garage. He showed up late and would soon disappear which was nothing normal. It was less than thirty minutes when I decided to go to our back shed where dad stored food drinks including beer when I heard deep moaning. I knew someone was having sex but didn’t know who. I listened until they were done and out walks Lisa and Robert. I didn’t know how to react being I just witnessed what i wish was me having sex. It sounded like he was actually hurting her but her deep moans were muffled. I just imagined what she was feeling to sound like that . I would say he was every bit of eight inches on soft no telling on hard. I wondered did she make him use protection or was she so excited in getting fucked by him she didn’t think about getting pregnant with a black baby. How would that work? Her boyfriend was blonde hair. I would be lying if I didn’t go to bed thinking about her. I absolutely think she knew I was around and glad I didn’t speak about it and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t her first time with him